cait (and adonis)
@cait.bsky.social
big famous microblogger
pet account reactionary
flamboyant wrecker
goddess of uselessness
[she/her] texan in ma. Adonis' mom
pet account reactionary
flamboyant wrecker
goddess of uselessness
[she/her] texan in ma. Adonis' mom
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this is the first time I ever saw Adonis. I had messaged a local rescue to inquire about a different, unavailable cat. the rescue messaged me back saying they had this sweet orange boy who is very hurt and just needed a place to recover, even as a temporary foster home, would we be interested?
why the fuck would anyone go back to twitter at this point lmfao. genuinely what do you imagine is on there that would benefit anyone in any way? sorry your table is getting lonely over there, maybe invite the AI that Elon is constantly personally reprogramming to be more racist?
December 15, 2025 at 10:29 PM
why the fuck would anyone go back to twitter at this point lmfao. genuinely what do you imagine is on there that would benefit anyone in any way? sorry your table is getting lonely over there, maybe invite the AI that Elon is constantly personally reprogramming to be more racist?
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Grading and googling hallucinated citations, as one does nowadays, and now that LLMs have been around for a while, I've discovered new horrors: hallucinated journals are now appearing in Google Scholar with dozens of citations bc so many people are citing these fake things
December 15, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Grading and googling hallucinated citations, as one does nowadays, and now that LLMs have been around for a while, I've discovered new horrors: hallucinated journals are now appearing in Google Scholar with dozens of citations bc so many people are citing these fake things
girl............
Kamala Harris is reportedly preparing for another White House run, per Axios.
December 15, 2025 at 8:54 PM
girl............
I forgot how nice it is buying weird shit off ebay from actual people. look how cute this is
December 15, 2025 at 6:53 PM
I forgot how nice it is buying weird shit off ebay from actual people. look how cute this is
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The older I get, the more my politics mature from childish, naïve beliefs like "the world is complicated and leaders have to make hard decisions" to more serious, adult principles like "hurting people is bad and helping people is good."
December 15, 2025 at 4:51 PM
The older I get, the more my politics mature from childish, naïve beliefs like "the world is complicated and leaders have to make hard decisions" to more serious, adult principles like "hurting people is bad and helping people is good."
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These people want leftist and liberals to come back to Twitter so badly. They give all kinds of reasons, but the fact is without them the Nazi bar marinates in its own juices and they can't stand it.
December 15, 2025 at 5:31 PM
These people want leftist and liberals to come back to Twitter so badly. They give all kinds of reasons, but the fact is without them the Nazi bar marinates in its own juices and they can't stand it.
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shoutout to my German grandma's wool cape. this shit never misses
December 14, 2025 at 3:40 PM
shoutout to my German grandma's wool cape. this shit never misses
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merry christmas, you filthy animals
December 14, 2025 at 1:40 AM
merry christmas, you filthy animals
the problem for transphobes is that at this point nearly everyone has met or at least interacted with a trans person and figured out that they're just people trying to live their lives. this is why they want to ban trans people from existing in public at all costs
11% of Britons say they feel 'very negatively' about trans people which just highlights how much this is a top-down hate project with around 95% of the media hating trans people and a high percentage of MPs.
Hello. I’m a “same-sex attracted person” (loathe that description of my sexuality) & I support Trans rights, like the majority of female “same sex attracted people”.
yougov.co.uk/society/arti...
yougov.co.uk/society/arti...
December 15, 2025 at 12:06 PM
the problem for transphobes is that at this point nearly everyone has met or at least interacted with a trans person and figured out that they're just people trying to live their lives. this is why they want to ban trans people from existing in public at all costs
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The human cost of Trump's gutting of USAID: By the time Tor Top’s mother was sick with cholera, the nearby clinic had been shuttered for weeks. He bundled her into a canoe & paddled toward the nearest hospital, 8 hours away. Less than halfway into the journey, his mother died.
New, @propublica.org
New, @propublica.org
Trump Officials Celebrated With Cake After Slashing Aid. Then People Died of Cholera.
Behind closed doors in Washington, top advisers made a series of decisions that had devastating repercussions for the poorest country on earth. We went to South Sudan and found people who died as a re...
www.propublica.org
December 15, 2025 at 10:37 AM
The human cost of Trump's gutting of USAID: By the time Tor Top’s mother was sick with cholera, the nearby clinic had been shuttered for weeks. He bundled her into a canoe & paddled toward the nearest hospital, 8 hours away. Less than halfway into the journey, his mother died.
New, @propublica.org
New, @propublica.org
I see that yet again the mythical good guy with a gun has failed to save us. i sure hope he shows up soon. maybe at the next one
December 15, 2025 at 11:44 AM
I see that yet again the mythical good guy with a gun has failed to save us. i sure hope he shows up soon. maybe at the next one
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I spent like 15 minutes fixing Erika Kirk's makeup so she looks less like an insane demon. here you go girl, you're welcome
December 14, 2025 at 5:21 PM
I spent like 15 minutes fixing Erika Kirk's makeup so she looks less like an insane demon. here you go girl, you're welcome
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I spent like 15 minutes fixing Erika Kirk's makeup so she looks less like an insane demon. here you go girl, you're welcome
December 14, 2025 at 5:21 PM
I spent like 15 minutes fixing Erika Kirk's makeup so she looks less like an insane demon. here you go girl, you're welcome
shoutout to my German grandma's wool cape. this shit never misses
December 14, 2025 at 3:40 PM
shoutout to my German grandma's wool cape. this shit never misses
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CALLER: Please hurry!! They're mixing and mingling in the jingling feet!! They're jingling around the clock!!
9-1-1 OPERATOR: Ma'am, our bloodthirstiest officers are already on their way.
9-1-1 OPERATOR: Ma'am, our bloodthirstiest officers are already on their way.
December 13, 2025 at 11:09 PM
CALLER: Please hurry!! They're mixing and mingling in the jingling feet!! They're jingling around the clock!!
9-1-1 OPERATOR: Ma'am, our bloodthirstiest officers are already on their way.
9-1-1 OPERATOR: Ma'am, our bloodthirstiest officers are already on their way.
merry christmas, you filthy animals
December 14, 2025 at 1:40 AM
merry christmas, you filthy animals
I love when a white guy online is like "don't you want to move to a small town and secure the existence of our people and a future for white children?" and then gets confused and angry when you say no
If you want to do something like this, why not buy a $150k home in a small town in Italy, France, Spain, or Mexico, instead of having nine people share one bathroom after they eat at a restaurant called "Stinky's?"
December 13, 2025 at 4:46 PM
I love when a white guy online is like "don't you want to move to a small town and secure the existence of our people and a future for white children?" and then gets confused and angry when you say no
there are very few types of person easier to fuck with online than people who are obsessed with driving their stupid little car 15000 mph in your neighborhood. you can be like "i think you should go the speed limit" and they'll post shit like this for the next 48-72 hours easy
I love arguing about speed limits with people on this site because I know the average user age is mid fifties and there's a nonzero chance that I'm giving someone a heart attack that otherwise would have been slowing me down by going five miles an hour under the speed limit in the passing lane.
December 13, 2025 at 3:39 PM
there are very few types of person easier to fuck with online than people who are obsessed with driving their stupid little car 15000 mph in your neighborhood. you can be like "i think you should go the speed limit" and they'll post shit like this for the next 48-72 hours easy
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i often see things that make me say "this is the most Boston thing I have ever seen in my life" but i think this one might have swept them all
April 20, 2025 at 4:37 PM
i often see things that make me say "this is the most Boston thing I have ever seen in my life" but i think this one might have swept them all
me when I couldn't find a new dress for my holiday party so I'm forced to wear one of the many, many beautiful dresses I already own
December 13, 2025 at 3:23 PM
me when I couldn't find a new dress for my holiday party so I'm forced to wear one of the many, many beautiful dresses I already own
I need everyone to know that at least once a day, I put on this bathrobe and hold him like a baby while he makes biscuits on me and nurses on my robe
December 13, 2025 at 3:11 PM
I need everyone to know that at least once a day, I put on this bathrobe and hold him like a baby while he makes biscuits on me and nurses on my robe
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i can't believe this
December 13, 2025 at 1:48 AM
i can't believe this
lmfaoooo god it's even funnier than I remember it being. deep cut Cait lore here
December 13, 2025 at 2:51 PM
lmfaoooo god it's even funnier than I remember it being. deep cut Cait lore here
Erika Kirk is ONLY two years older than me? dios mio
December 13, 2025 at 4:15 AM
Erika Kirk is ONLY two years older than me? dios mio