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cait (and adonis)
@cait.bsky.social
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big famous microblogger
pet account reactionary
flamboyant wrecker
goddess of uselessness

[she/her] texan in ma. Adonis' mom
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tell me why this ebay seller included life magazine's 2008 marilyn monroe special edition in our package with this lamp
LIFE Remembering Marilyn
December 19, 2025 at 3:02 PM
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me explaining to my husband how the fish at work have gone from recognizing me and getting excited when I come to feed them, to just getting excited any time they see me and dancing around the tanks
girl explaining to her mom meme
December 19, 2025 at 2:35 PM
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HELLO???
New England Aquarium Volunteer Application Hello Caitlin, Thank you for applying to volunteer at the New England Aquarium! Volunteers serve in nearly every department and make a considerable impact towards our mission of "protecting the blue planet." We've reviewed your application and would like to invite you for an interview over Zoom for an LBSC Skills position. Please click here to select a date and time that works for you. Interview slots will be available starting January 6th. Please let me know if any accommodations are needed for the interview and/or if you have any questions. We look forward to meeting with you! -The Office of Volunteer Programs & Internships
December 18, 2025 at 8:52 PM
cait.bsky.social
ITS HIM???
orange cat under the tree
December 18, 2025 at 12:32 PM
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u know we got that big boy too
snoopy in puffer coat ornament
December 18, 2025 at 3:28 AM
cait.bsky.social
I'm a little christmas boy
orange cat peeking up at you from under a christmas tree orange cat peeking up at you from under a christmas tree
December 18, 2025 at 3:27 AM
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WARNING: you are being hunted
orange cat peeking out from under a christmas tree
December 18, 2025 at 3:14 AM
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me and the penguins
girls (and one guy) looking at the camera in disgust
December 18, 2025 at 12:51 AM
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catch me at the new england aquarium monitoring penguin habitats and correcting visitor behavior
Summary: Penguin Wellbeing Monitor (PWM) is a skills-based position with a focus on aiding the wellbeing of our Penguin Colony. PWMs provide a constant watchful eye on both species of penguins and their habitats while engaging with Aquarium visitors about the animals and their responsibilities as PWM. Monitors may aid penguin trainers by conducting specific observations of animals and their habitats, monitoring visitor behavior, gathering data, and recordkeeping. Information collected will help penguin staff gain additional perspective of animal behavior and wellbeing, with regular progress reports provided by penguin staff. Don't know a lot about penguins or unsure how to correct visitor behavior? Don't worry! We provide in-person and Responsibilities: • Monitor the penguins, their habitats, and visitor behavior. • Communicating with trainers in the event of fallen objects or other animal concerns in the exhibit. • Monitoring and correcting visitor behavior. • Providing information to the penguin team based on specific observations. • Answer questions from the public; explain purpose of data collection and its impact on animal wellbeing. • Training is required and available free of charge to volunteers and includes topics such as: • Penguin identification, behavior, and ethograms. • Penguin wellbeing
December 18, 2025 at 12:36 AM
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i signed up for this site that helps connect you with volunteer opportunities, and holy shit look what they just sent me
idealist LogIn Sign Up Idealist Days Find a Job - Volunteer Post Filters Location Type Cause Areas Penguin Wellbeing Monitor New England Aquarium • On-site, Volunteer must be in or near Boston, MA
December 18, 2025 at 12:33 AM
cait.bsky.social
just realized the computer at work is still using microsoft office 2007 ??
Microsoft Microsoft* Office Word 2007 © 2006 Microsoft Corporation. All rights reserved.
December 17, 2025 at 12:59 PM
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what in god's name
r/Avatar 7d Join • •• Credit goes to Jennifer Morehouse, the artist behind this doll! Tuktirey (Tuk) is on her way home to me! I've wanted a Na'vi reborn baby for years.! LOVE her!! She'll definitely be tagging along with my mom and I to see the new movie Image is in fact a horrible little doll painted to look like one of the blue things from avatar
December 17, 2025 at 3:06 AM
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I got Mr Cait this vintage Luxo lamp for Christmas but it appears not everyone is a fan
Luxo lamp in front of a brightly lit christmas tree my cat adonis lurking in the background
December 16, 2025 at 11:29 PM
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I'm genuinely about to start crying at this close up picture of Karoline Leavitt from Vanity Fair. this woman is 28 years old lmfao how are you going to believe in lip injections but not vaccines
vanityfair In the past year, Trump and his team have expanded the limits of presidential power, unilaterally declared war on drug cartels, imposed tariffs according to whim, sealed the... more image is extreme close up on karoline leavitt's evil little smirk. she is looking busted and disgusted
December 16, 2025 at 9:01 PM
cait.bsky.social
i killed it
orange cat standing on top of a cat puppet
December 16, 2025 at 1:24 AM
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round
orange cat all curled up
December 16, 2025 at 12:46 AM
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I forgot how nice it is buying weird shit off ebay from actual people. look how cute this is
Hi Caitlin~ Thank you so much for your purchase! Your fabulously vintage snowflake ornaments have been carefully, securely packaged and are now on their way to you. Wishing you a meaningful, joyous Holiday season! With kindness, Kim
December 15, 2025 at 6:53 PM
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I spent like 15 minutes fixing Erika Kirk's makeup so she looks less like an insane demon. here you go girl, you're welcome
Erika Kirk with Mar a Lago makeup Erika Kirk with normal human being makeup
December 14, 2025 at 5:21 PM
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shoutout to my German grandma's wool cape. this shit never misses
mirror selfie of me, a blonde in a black wool cape selfie of me, a blonde white lady, in my car
December 14, 2025 at 3:40 PM
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I'm so sorry. sending all our love
orange cat under the tree
December 14, 2025 at 3:23 PM
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merry christmas, you filthy animals
selfie of me, a blonde white lady
December 14, 2025 at 1:40 AM
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vaxxed?
I'm heart broken. My friend who I told not to vaccinate their kids didn't listen to me. 2 days after getting vaccinated their daughter passed away. She was 4 years old. She had the MMR vaccine on Tuesday. Wednesday afternoon she was riding her trike in the front garden and was rushed to hospital after being hit by a car driven by a drunk driver. I'm sure the heavy metals in the vaccine made her magnetic and attracted the car. Has anyone ever experienced this?...
December 13, 2025 at 4:58 PM
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me when I couldn't find a new dress for my holiday party so I'm forced to wear one of the many, many beautiful dresses I already own
pingu pouting
December 13, 2025 at 3:23 PM
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lmfaoooo god it's even funnier than I remember it being. deep cut Cait lore here
Dear @chaeronaea, Something you tweeted was RT'd into my feed and the name/picture combination caught my eye so I clicked out of curiosity and wow... Where to even begin? Your name, bio, linking to an Amazon wishlist - all of these things gave a terrible first impression that was never dispelled but only enforced as ! scrolled further into your feed, where it became apparent that you are a horrible person. I'm not even going to get into what's wrong with you on a psychological level because we'd be here all day, but I'll try to summarize: The unrelenting cynicism of your general tone indicates that you are legitimately depressed. Some of the shit you write involving sexual violence is borderline psychotic and makes it all too apparent that you don't have a very fulfilling sex life. Narcissistic Personality Disorder is a given, BPD and/or bipolar are likely, and it goes without saying that you aren't relationship material in the slightest. Physically speaking, you're not much better off; your face is too long, your body too wide, your chest too flat, and if I had to guess, so is your ass. Generally speaking, people aren't attracted to someone with the physique of tofu. Yeah, you can apply some makeup and take a good selfie, but apart from a handful of "beta orbiters" that comment "Lordy" on your pics and look like literal child molesters, you aren't attracting anyone of real value and certainly not the way-out-of-your-league men you relentlessly stalk on dating apps. My advice? Lower your standards and go get laid. Sex might actually release some shit in your warped brain that, while maybe not a permanent fix, will give you some respite from that loathsome existence you call a life. Sincerely, A random person that stumbled on your Twitter 10 minutes ago
December 13, 2025 at 2:51 PM
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you'll never escape me jerry
erika kirk's demonic eyes
December 13, 2025 at 4:10 AM