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Funny Karate Bear (But Spooky ooooooo!) @thedimpsler.bsky.social · 7h

Fuck. How did I miss that?

ᚅᚔᚅᚌᚐᚉᚑᚑᚈᚓᚏ (they/them) 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🦂⛧⚷🐦‍🔥 @ninjacooter.bsky.social · 7h

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Funny Karate Bear (But Spooky ooooooo!) @thedimpsler.bsky.social · 8h

same energy as the guys saying “when we get back in we’re making ICE unmask” is a bold new frontier in resistance instead of literally the wrongest thing you could say outside of literal support.

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Funny Karate Bear (But Spooky ooooooo!) @thedimpsler.bsky.social · 8h

Has anyone asked these chucklenuts what good a low health insurance premium is if I get shot by the 50000 untrained yokels playing regime thug or thrown in the crimes against humanity prison

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Funny Karate Bear (But Spooky ooooooo!) @thedimpsler.bsky.social · 8h

Well I don’t wanna steal valor or nothin’

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Funny Karate Bear (But Spooky ooooooo!) @thedimpsler.bsky.social · 8h

I’m sure the Gestapo thought they were neighborhood heroes too Todd

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Funny Karate Bear (But Spooky ooooooo!) @thedimpsler.bsky.social · 8h

Cassie GMpenis

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Funny Karate Bear (But Spooky ooooooo!) @thedimpsler.bsky.social · 8h

Man why do we even keep that thing around it’s never gone to one

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Funny Karate Bear (But Spooky ooooooo!) @thedimpsler.bsky.social · 8h

GUEL JETURK FRAUDWATCH RESCINDED

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Funny Karate Bear (But Spooky ooooooo!) @thedimpsler.bsky.social · 8h

He loved touching kids all right!

The Salt Lake Tribune @sltrib.com · 9h

Letter: In the fight for freedom of speech, Charlie Kirk had been touching the hearts of teens and college students around the country.

Letter: A UVU memorial for Charlie Kirk would stand for freedom of speech. It should be erected.

www.sltrib.com

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Funny Karate Bear (But Spooky ooooooo!) @thedimpsler.bsky.social · 8h

Jerry goin crazy for the infield fly rule calls like his team won 300 world series at once

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Funny Karate Bear (But Spooky ooooooo!) @thedimpsler.bsky.social · 8h

You’d think that Nier Replicant existing in a human-safe means of consumption would allow people to enjoy one of his career-defining performances but apparently the fuck not.

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Funny Karate Bear (But Spooky ooooooo!) @thedimpsler.bsky.social · 8h

*pretends to resist in such a way it is clear I’m down for this*

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Funny Karate Bear (But Spooky ooooooo!) @thedimpsler.bsky.social · 9h

Am I part of transsexuals (smart) even though I’m cis or

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Funny Karate Bear (But Spooky ooooooo!) @thedimpsler.bsky.social · 11h

Pan-ache! At the Tummo

Funny Karate Bear (But Spooky ooooooo!) @thedimpsler.bsky.social · 11h

And then a dog ran him over, solemnly and without the slightest bit of levity

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Funny Karate Bear (But Spooky ooooooo!) @thedimpsler.bsky.social · 11h

Blue Bloods enjoyers I guess? So when someone dies in a hospital but they haven’t turned off the TV

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Funny Karate Bear (But Spooky ooooooo!) @thedimpsler.bsky.social · 11h

Medal of Honor: LGBT Allied Assault

esoteric cyberdoll @dyadicsapphic.meangirls.online · 11h

making a tom clancy's call of duty modern combat ops AAA style videogame, going all out with the hans zimmer soundtrack and overt homages to broken arrow and black hawk down and getting fifteen big budget actors to participate. but the main driving thread is woke maximalism. and it never quits ever

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Funny Karate Bear (But Spooky ooooooo!) @thedimpsler.bsky.social · 11h

Tree Balance Board

Funny Karate Bear (But Spooky ooooooo!) @thedimpsler.bsky.social · 11h

You’re telling me your son dried these tomatoes

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Funny Karate Bear (But Spooky ooooooo!) @thedimpsler.bsky.social · 11h

ONE. THOUSAND. MMMMMMMDOLLARS

Sean Hollister @seanhollister.bsky.social · 19h

My Xbox Ally and Xbox Ally X review.

The top phrases running through my mind while testing it:

"Someone's getting fired for greenlighting this launch"

"This is not an Xbox"

"If this is the future of Xbox, Xbox is screwed."

Went with the middle.

www.theverge.com/games/799698...