Funny Karate Bear (But Hungry)
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Funny Karate Bear (But Hungry)
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"boy, sanrio sure has a bunch of colourful characters! i wonder which one should be my favourite?"

the ever dependable fred durst:
November 30, 2025 at 5:21 AM
Still H.E.G.
maximum lethality, not tepid legality
violent effect, not politically correct
November 30, 2025 at 5:15 AM
Home of the Whitest Jesus in America, y’all
she took me to the “christmas capital of texas” and i was terrified
November 30, 2025 at 5:05 AM
If you Stanford boys are so smart how done you didn’t see this coming
Notre Dame are you effing kidding me with this fake punt for an 83 yard TD
November 30, 2025 at 5:03 AM
Waow it’s like a symbolism
i cannot believe i caught him stretching out his toesies under the tree
November 30, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Skill issue JD, my mom’s turkey was good this year even if she insists it wasn’t her best because my family is whole and loving.
jd vance hates turkey because the only thing his mom could cook right was meth
November 29, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Finally a guy that remembers governments exist to help people with stuff
It’s incredibly funny people flipped out about a guy running the most standard ass municipal government policy playbook imaginable.
Soon small businesses won’t have to wait for Small Business Saturday to get attention from their Mayor.

Some changes that they can look forward to:
November 29, 2025 at 11:13 PM
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BIG Challenges 🐊
November 14, 2024 at 7:15 PM
Spoonham, come together with your plan
The TRUTH behind Rick's speed (it's soup).
November 29, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Made with lo… well no, Karoline Leavitt loves no one
Karoline Leavitt's Thanksgiving spread. Please dissect.
www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article...
November 29, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Waow it’s almost like a certain Guy Who Carried Da Flaaaaaaayme gave her a playbook to use while he was alive and no one’s thought to make it stop working 100% of the time
My favorite part of this is her contacting the fucking governor first, four hours after getting her essay feedback
November 29, 2025 at 10:57 PM
You’d think the guns and hatred for their fellow man would make them not giant cowards in the face of a crowd of unarmed normies but
Confirmed: Earlier this morning a photog overheard agents inside the parking garage say “dismissed,” believed to be calling off their planned mass raid.

A source tells me they had planned for *hundreds* of agents to flood Canal St. They got flooded instead.
November 29, 2025 at 8:44 PM
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I did a comic about this three years ago.
November 29, 2025 at 8:38 PM
The heroic last stand at the Burgertown
"the wawa is orange trending yellow"
> winter 25-26: joint patrols
> summer 2026: advisor teams
> fall 2026: “as MPD stands up, we stand down”
> 2027: The Year Of The Police
> FY2028 Posture Statement: “we are turning a corner in the DC AOR”
November 29, 2025 at 8:26 PM
The peace the White Meteor fought for
haven't been drawing zeta kai enough lately lol
November 29, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Lmao such brave fighters in their cool tactical gear
Confirmed: Earlier this morning a photog overheard agents inside the parking garage say “dismissed,” believed to be calling off their planned mass raid.

A source tells me they had planned for *hundreds* of agents to flood Canal St. They got flooded instead.
November 29, 2025 at 6:02 PM
A friendly reminder to anyone calling a company for anything, no matter how much you think you hate the company the employee does more, so the least you can do is be nice to them as an individual person who probably also enjoys gay stuff, pornography and/or violence
Morale at paypros call centers is in the toilet right now. It’s not just normal Black Friday stress, they’re being pounded. Corporate is pressuring bosses to end the paypros call campaigns. Source familiar w/ internals at MC stressed that folks should stand their ground but be kind to agents (1)
November 29, 2025 at 5:25 PM
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No matter what field they are in, the only job responsibilities of every AI believer is just sending emails to other people who actually work telling them what to do
November 29, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Imagine getting personally mentored by noted auteurs and visionaries like Suda51 surrounds himself with and then let it die 2 is 90% AI generated. That should legally entitle Goichi Suda to come to your studio in a luchador mask with a katana to “politely ask” what the fuck you’re doing
For fuck’s sake.

For a studio that was once part of Grasshopper, seeing the Let it Die team crawling around in the AI filth hole is particularly fucking sad. Never thought I would see people with that kind of creative pedigree become embarrassing fucking hacks.
November 29, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Are they expecting the Indian restaurant and the (getting some) head shop to be operated out of an administrative building in the 13th century gothic style? I thought Nazis loved capitalist efficiency and uniformity
This is just a few minutes from my old Congressional office. Local high school has a 97% graduation rate, Netflix is opening a $1B movie studio down the road, and Bruce Springsteen was born and raised around the corner (and still lives there). So yeah…tell me more.
November 29, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Can’t imagine why this guy hated everyone who didn’t do the grunt work!
November 29, 2025 at 4:56 PM
(Pleasantly surprised): huh, guess it really is that easy.
New Yorkers BLOCK ICE from leaving their parking garage ahead of a flopped mass raid attempt on Canal Street
November 29, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Our incredible warriors*
*20 year olds in an air conditioned office building in Tempe, Arizona who all think they’re doing the unlimited ammo drone turret sequence that’s been in every Call of Duty since 2009 for increasingly sinister reasons
Sec of war confesses to war crimes while trying to dunk on the MSM
November 29, 2025 at 4:48 PM
I think the ideal here is “ has heard of the internet but their last personal interaction with a computer is and will remain the IBM or Apple II intranet of terminals that was at their college in 1987.”
I regret every joke I’ve made about how our elected officials were so old they didn’t know how to use a computer. I would give anything for another administration that doesn’t know how to use a computer
November 29, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Check out his art
Also now I’m wondering what Yoshiyuki Tomino would name a game show host that was basically Space Pat Sajak
thread of art based on what The Wheel demands
November 29, 2025 at 4:40 PM