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Sen. Pumpkin Gogurt

@ugarles.bsky.social

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dumb laws deserve my thoughts on them https://linktr.ee/ugarles i will do your podcast ALABSeries.com with @helldude.bsky.social @wyattprivilege.bsky.social & @garliccorgi.bsky.social City Saint/Country Saint with @lronmexico.bsky.social

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Sen. Pumpkin Gogurt @ugarles.bsky.social · 1d

Kind of wild that by the time this CS/CS episode came out Cam Skattebo already had a redemption game. All the same, @davidjroth.bsky.social joined me to talk about the Saints win over the Giants and @lronmexico.bsky.social was able to join me to talk to our Man in the Dome, @skookses.bsky.social.

City Saint / Country Saint S3E5 Giants with David Roth

The Saints finally get a W (26-14 over the Giants) and David Roth joins Charles to talk about, well, not the game exactly, but game-adjacent things. L. Ron wasn't able to join the main chat but he was

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Sen. Pumpkin Gogurt @ugarles.bsky.social · 17m

not my house btw will show my halloween decorations soon

Sen. Pumpkin Gogurt @ugarles.bsky.social · 2h

spooky szn doesn't have to be scary

an adorable smiling handkerchief ghost hanging from a tree in front of a Brooklyn townhouse

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Nate Tice @natetice.bsky.social · 1h

when you hit the wrong button

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Sen. Pumpkin Gogurt @ugarles.bsky.social · 1h

Every show on CBS is about a first responder and that was before they were purchased by the Trump administration. Looking forward to commercials for J6 Heroes in 2026.

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Sen. Pumpkin Gogurt @ugarles.bsky.social · 2h

spooky szn doesn't have to be scary

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Sen. Pumpkin Gogurt @ugarles.bsky.social · 2h

rattler tush push do not tell me a snake has no tush

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Sen. Pumpkin Gogurt @ugarles.bsky.social · 2h

did I just see that the faroe Islands beat czechia

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Sen. Pumpkin Gogurt @ugarles.bsky.social · 3h

who dat

Sen. Pumpkin Gogurt @ugarles.bsky.social · 3h

the nfl is acclimating London to football by giving them the football version of one-nil

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Sen. Pumpkin Gogurt @ugarles.bsky.social · 3h

the jets finish the game with -10 passing yards because of 55 yards worth of sacks

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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 4h

The "you wouldn't download a car" screen but it reads "you wouldn't scrape all the art ever made and use it to create an Anime titty generator"

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Sen. Pumpkin Gogurt @ugarles.bsky.social · 4h

there is not a second of fat in this. 10/10

meliss-AAAH! @mel.bzky.team · 5h

good afternoon

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Sen. Pumpkin Gogurt @ugarles.bsky.social · 5h

lol how do you not even try a hail mary there did they leave that play at immigration control

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Sen. Pumpkin Gogurt @ugarles.bsky.social · 18h

you gotta scroll my feed a little

Sen. Pumpkin Gogurt @ugarles.bsky.social · 18h

advertising banana ball to real baseball fans is insane. the primary audience is children and, as i learned today, swingers.

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Sen. Pumpkin Gogurt @ugarles.bsky.social · 18h

he is so sincere about Wisconsin sports

Sen. Pumpkin Gogurt @ugarles.bsky.social · 18h

shut up Jesus Christ

Sen. Pumpkin Gogurt @ugarles.bsky.social · 18h

I keep my Twitter account to check in on Kato Kaelin when the Brewers are on.

Kato Kaelin tweet: (all caps in original)
MURPHY TAKE FCKN ASHBY OUT NOW IDIOTIC MOVE PUTTING HIM IN THE GAME!!! FCKN MANAGE THIS TEAM @brewers

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Sen. Pumpkin Gogurt @ugarles.bsky.social · 1d

I think I'd have let someone recommending "globetrotters but not good at sports" quietly get away with it if not for the capper

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Sen. Pumpkin Gogurt @ugarles.bsky.social · 1d

seeing the face of the the lady with the punisher back tattoo for the first time and she's crying during Schindler's List

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Sen. Pumpkin Gogurt @ugarles.bsky.social · 1d

I've heard it's basically D3 baseball in between skits that play better on tv

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Sen. Pumpkin Gogurt @ugarles.bsky.social · 1d

the swingers taking a break from suckin' and fuckin' to watch a guy on stilts ground out weakly to the pitcher is a great image though

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Sen. Pumpkin Gogurt @ugarles.bsky.social · 1d

NO JESUS CHRIST THE TORTURE OF BASEBALL IS WHAT MAKES IT WORTH WATCHING

Nun Ya @ishfery.bsky.social · 1d

I strongly recommend Banana Ball youtube.com/@officialban...

It's so much fun to watch that we actually had a platonic room party to watch it while at a swingers' retreat

Banana Ball

Banana Ball has become the fastest and most entertaining game in sports. With its fast-paced rules and emphasis on continuous play, Banana Ball strips away the often criticized lulls and lengthy pause...

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Upstate Bozo @stuntbirdarmy.bsky.social · 1d

Truly screamed with delight at @ugarles.bsky.social describing the Burger King jingle as “like the Kars 4 Kids people met a black guy” on @whatatimepod.bsky.social

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Sen. Pumpkin Gogurt @ugarles.bsky.social · 1d

hey it's a rothisode. get your fresh roth here!

Sen. Pumpkin Gogurt @ugarles.bsky.social · 1d

City Saint / Country Saint S3E5 Giants with David Roth

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Sen. Pumpkin Gogurt @ugarles.bsky.social · 1d

I agree that the shadow docket use is inappropriate but what this chatt shows is that the appointing president means exactly what cynics think it means

Cheryl Rofer @cherylrofer.bsky.social · 1d

A confrontation is building between the Supreme Court and the lower courts.

Federal Judges, Warning of ‘Judicial Crisis,’ Fault Supreme Court’s Emergency Orders

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