Sen. Lemon Gogurt
@ugarles.bsky.social
dumb laws deserve my thoughts on them
https://linktr.ee/ugarles
i will do your podcast
ALABSeries.com with @helldude.bsky.social @wyattprivilege.bsky.social & @garliccorgi.bsky.social
City Saint/Country Saint with @lronmexico.bsky.social
https://linktr.ee/ugarles
i will do your podcast
ALABSeries.com with @helldude.bsky.social @wyattprivilege.bsky.social & @garliccorgi.bsky.social
City Saint/Country Saint with @lronmexico.bsky.social
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The Saints had a bye so we could talk to anyone we wanted, so we talked to former Vikings punter and current California State Assembly candidate @chriswarcraft.bsky.social joined me and @lronmexico.bsky.social to talk about his career, the perils of outspokenness and his decision to run for office.
City Saint / Country Saint S3E11 Bye week with Chris Kluwe
It's the bye week so Charles and Ron relax and enjoy the win over the Panthers for another week. Joining them on the pod this week, former Minnesota Vikings punter and current candidate for California
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college football is basically done for the night so listen to us talk to a pro
I think this is unfair to turkey. turkey is good but hard to cook well because it is so damn big. turkey *parts* are great but lack the esthetic appeal of a centerpiece bird.
it is tired to the point of cliche to say if turkey was good, people would make it more than once a year. but it is understated that at least one American explodes every Thanksgiving in a brave attempt to make the main dish more palatable
November 23, 2025 at 6:33 PM
I think this is unfair to turkey. turkey is good but hard to cook well because it is so damn big. turkey *parts* are great but lack the esthetic appeal of a centerpiece bird.
WHO DAT
Pharmacist in line at cafe du monde talking shit about his customers who don’t know about how volatile the chemicals that go into their medications are. Yeah bc they arent pharmacists you ugly nerd
November 23, 2025 at 6:03 PM
WHO DAT
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if mamdani gets this in every interview, republicans should always be asked to respond to the 76% of Black voters who think their party is "very" racsist
WELKER: What is your message to Jewish New Yorkers who feel you won't be tough enough in your response to antisemitism?
MAMDANI: That I am looking forward to being the next mayor and fulfilling the commitment I've made to Jewish New Yorkers to not only protect them but to celebrate and cherish them
MAMDANI: That I am looking forward to being the next mayor and fulfilling the commitment I've made to Jewish New Yorkers to not only protect them but to celebrate and cherish them
November 23, 2025 at 5:33 PM
if mamdani gets this in every interview, republicans should always be asked to respond to the 76% of Black voters who think their party is "very" racsist
amid bumping one simple wish i want to give a nod to this too, since it was shared with me. i looked into the affiliated charity (Allies in Arts) and they're legit. it's structured as purchases off an amazon wishlist sent directly to the recipient.
November 23, 2025 at 4:56 PM
amid bumping one simple wish i want to give a nod to this too, since it was shared with me. i looked into the affiliated charity (Allies in Arts) and they're legit. it's structured as purchases off an amazon wishlist sent directly to the recipient.
I had to figure out why my wife's debit card wasn't working so I went to @onesimplewish.bsky.social to test it out. idk what's going on but the card works and they've got another twenty bucks to keep the lights on.
🧵 We are, in fact, doing the thing again for @onesimplewish.bsky.social. In 2024, the kind people of this community put the money cannon on blast to help grant $75K in wishes for children in foster care. Toys, tech, a suit for job interviews. Here we go again! 👇
www.onesimplewish.org/giving/megwa...
www.onesimplewish.org/giving/megwa...
November 23, 2025 at 4:25 PM
I had to figure out why my wife's debit card wasn't working so I went to @onesimplewish.bsky.social to test it out. idk what's going on but the card works and they've got another twenty bucks to keep the lights on.
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I had a popular account with a valuable audience and my Twitter payout was $80 a month-ish, to the point where I disabled monetization instead of uploading my ID. Payouts are only material if you live in a developing country, so “guy in Nigeria posting right-wing Amerislop” has taken over the site.
Twitter pays people based on engagement (views, retweets, comments, etc). It appears that many MAGA accounts are based abroad and they use AI technology to generate low-effort rage bait.
My guess is that this will get worse as AI tech improves. For instance, fake videos of minorities doing crime.
My guess is that this will get worse as AI tech improves. For instance, fake videos of minorities doing crime.
November 23, 2025 at 3:31 PM
I had a popular account with a valuable audience and my Twitter payout was $80 a month-ish, to the point where I disabled monetization instead of uploading my ID. Payouts are only material if you live in a developing country, so “guy in Nigeria posting right-wing Amerislop” has taken over the site.
I have to admit I'd probably pass on getting my son booed because I'm standing next to him.
Still can’t get over how weird it is that Brian Kelly noped out of his own son’s senior day.
November 23, 2025 at 5:40 AM
I have to admit I'd probably pass on getting my son booed because I'm standing next to him.
rfk's harvest would get you so high you'd be walking into walls for a week
November 23, 2025 at 4:44 AM
rfk's harvest would get you so high you'd be walking into walls for a week
idk if it's fiscally wise but I do like when government executives pander to me by mailing me a check for no reason
November 23, 2025 at 4:06 AM
idk if it's fiscally wise but I do like when government executives pander to me by mailing me a check for no reason
college football is basically done for the night so listen to us talk to a pro
The Saints had a bye so we could talk to anyone we wanted, so we talked to former Vikings punter and current California State Assembly candidate @chriswarcraft.bsky.social joined me and @lronmexico.bsky.social to talk about his career, the perils of outspokenness and his decision to run for office.
City Saint / Country Saint S3E11 Bye week with Chris Kluwe
It's the bye week so Charles and Ron relax and enjoy the win over the Panthers for another week. Joining them on the pod this week, former Minnesota Vikings punter and current candidate for California
soundcloud.com
November 23, 2025 at 3:57 AM
college football is basically done for the night so listen to us talk to a pro
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I once knew a Federal bank examiner, and one time someone asked him why we had to KEEP inspecting banks over and over. He basically said every new batch of business school grads invents bank fraud from first principles.
AirBnB CEO calling it “vibe revenue” just 👨🍳 😘
The underlying cause of every bubble - debt masquerading as financial innovation - depends on not just short financial memory & speculative neophytism, but reinventing jargon of finance, like how each generation of kids has new ways to say same things.
The underlying cause of every bubble - debt masquerading as financial innovation - depends on not just short financial memory & speculative neophytism, but reinventing jargon of finance, like how each generation of kids has new ways to say same things.
November 22, 2025 at 6:02 PM
I once knew a Federal bank examiner, and one time someone asked him why we had to KEEP inspecting banks over and over. He basically said every new batch of business school grads invents bank fraud from first principles.
bet you didn't see that
Shoutout to all the Pitt fans who know exactly what’s coming.
November 23, 2025 at 2:33 AM
bet you didn't see that
I think this probably tells you at least one guy on the list.
The Washington Post editorial board decided the Epstein files have “no public interest” before even seeing them. That’s a stunning position for any newsroom to take. Praising Clay Higgins as the lone ‘no’ vote, too? No wonder no one trusts legacy media. Absolutely disgusting.
November 23, 2025 at 1:10 AM
I think this probably tells you at least one guy on the list.
I'm having a hard time believing it's just one magician
November 23, 2025 at 12:34 AM
I'm having a hard time believing it's just one magician
I could not have a job for three more years
November 23, 2025 at 12:07 AM
I could not have a job for three more years
Come on @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social the Hunter nerds will never let us (Bx Sci nerds) hear the end of this
completely outside of politics, this is so charming
November 22, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Come on @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social the Hunter nerds will never let us (Bx Sci nerds) hear the end of this
rfk's notes to nuzzi but lizza is listening to voice memos
November 22, 2025 at 4:18 PM
rfk's notes to nuzzi but lizza is listening to voice memos
The way the administration tried to keep its position on Costa Rica ("they has conditions") consistent was by never asking another question that could give an answer ("yes, we'll take him") that they didn't want to hear, claiming it would require complicated diplomacy.
Well, how about that? Seems just a little inconsistent with the position (and sworn testimony) DOJ presented to Judge Xinis.
SCOOP: Costa Rica says it will still accept Kilmar Abrego García, contradicting Trump’s DOJ
wapo.st/485rAFz
wapo.st/485rAFz
November 22, 2025 at 4:12 PM
The way the administration tried to keep its position on Costa Rica ("they has conditions") consistent was by never asking another question that could give an answer ("yes, we'll take him") that they didn't want to hear, claiming it would require complicated diplomacy.
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Me talking to my cat: I love you mister boy mwah mwah mwah
Me talking to other people about my cat: I call him Doctor Shithead because he's such an asshole
Me talking to other people about my cat: I call him Doctor Shithead because he's such an asshole
November 17, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Me talking to my cat: I love you mister boy mwah mwah mwah
Me talking to other people about my cat: I call him Doctor Shithead because he's such an asshole
Me talking to other people about my cat: I call him Doctor Shithead because he's such an asshole
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people are reading "catch-and-kill" in the journalistic sense but she was probably just finding raccoons for him to eat
November 22, 2025 at 3:04 PM
people are reading "catch-and-kill" in the journalistic sense but she was probably just finding raccoons for him to eat
Bolsonaro insisted he was only trying to go back to a hospital.
November 22, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Bolsonaro insisted he was only trying to go back to a hospital.
the most likely result of anything that happens is nothing. if you are worried that zohran found common ground with trump or thrilled that trump is going to "help" you should turn off your phone.
but if you are in line to tell a show tunes joke or post a meme of marx with laser eyes, stay in line.
but if you are in line to tell a show tunes joke or post a meme of marx with laser eyes, stay in line.
November 22, 2025 at 3:16 AM
the most likely result of anything that happens is nothing. if you are worried that zohran found common ground with trump or thrilled that trump is going to "help" you should turn off your phone.
but if you are in line to tell a show tunes joke or post a meme of marx with laser eyes, stay in line.
but if you are in line to tell a show tunes joke or post a meme of marx with laser eyes, stay in line.
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This sounds like the country’s worst minor league team
November 22, 2025 at 3:05 AM
This sounds like the country’s worst minor league team
well this is neat. i don't know that it's as vetted as a simple wish but i do love the idea.
November 22, 2025 at 12:36 AM
well this is neat. i don't know that it's as vetted as a simple wish but i do love the idea.
trump is going to try to introduce zohran to usha
November 21, 2025 at 11:11 PM
trump is going to try to introduce zohran to usha