Sen. Lemon Gogurt
ugarles.bsky.social
Sen. Lemon Gogurt
@ugarles.bsky.social
dumb laws deserve my thoughts on them
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"As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be Draymond Green..."
November 25, 2025 at 4:17 AM
ok cut me some slack!
November 25, 2025 at 4:08 AM
*gypsy grandmother of child who van pelt didn't sign an autograph for touches his cheek*: silver
November 25, 2025 at 3:58 AM
no I mean I look at something that will cause me heartache and say "nope that's compost"
November 25, 2025 at 3:38 AM
I've become a disposal danger savant
November 25, 2025 at 3:22 AM
I want to believe
November 25, 2025 at 3:21 AM
and if you're going to go for two why are you doing a regular dropback
November 25, 2025 at 3:20 AM
this statistic (for real) courtesy of the new york city department of sanitation
November 25, 2025 at 3:11 AM
he went after his family!
November 25, 2025 at 1:23 AM
idk man looks like he's taking it personally
November 24, 2025 at 11:56 PM
on the other hand, anyone home-baking rolls or biscuits can probably replace any starch but stuffing and i'll agree it's fine
November 24, 2025 at 10:21 PM
no apes and monkeys are both primates
November 24, 2025 at 8:54 PM
WHAT DID THEY DO ABOUT THE ART!?!?
November 24, 2025 at 8:53 PM
i have to confess to it being less a grudge than a hightened sensitivity to joke opportunities
November 24, 2025 at 8:52 PM