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Classic Bitchbert
February 8, 2026 at 5:51 AM
Classic Bitchbert
anyone wanna go with me to the academy museum for free museum day?
Nearly 30 museums and cultural gems will be free on one fab February day
No admission required: The annual Museums Free-for-All will stretch across the region.
www.nbclosangeles.com
February 8, 2026 at 5:52 AM
anyone wanna go with me to the academy museum for free museum day?
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the people’s dilbert
issue #26
issue #26
February 8, 2026 at 5:18 AM
the people’s dilbert
issue #26
issue #26
just fyi i refuse to improve my handwriting for compositions i plagiarize off scott
February 8, 2026 at 5:46 AM
just fyi i refuse to improve my handwriting for compositions i plagiarize off scott
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sitting on Bluesky waiting on the next Event
February 8, 2026 at 5:44 AM
sitting on Bluesky waiting on the next Event
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Imma firing mah lazor
February 8, 2026 at 5:33 AM
Imma firing mah lazor
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….what the fuck I’ve never noticed this but now I see it
February 8, 2026 at 5:30 AM
….what the fuck I’ve never noticed this but now I see it
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the answer may surprise you
February 8, 2026 at 5:30 AM
the answer may surprise you
ok imma stay up as late as i can and figure out if this is the great american novel or what
time to finally sit down with gta v?
February 8, 2026 at 5:29 AM
ok imma stay up as late as i can and figure out if this is the great american novel or what
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pew pew
February 8, 2026 at 5:26 AM
pew pew
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Are you now or have you ever been a member of the Kind Of Okay Thursday Injection Gang?
February 8, 2026 at 5:26 AM
Are you now or have you ever been a member of the Kind Of Okay Thursday Injection Gang?
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TRANSMED???
February 8, 2026 at 5:24 AM
TRANSMED???
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me looking at all the dilbert comics i have to trans and realizing none of them are funny
a bald man wearing glasses says " there is no fixing this "
Alt: scott adams saying “there is no fixing this. this can’t be fixed.”
media.tenor.com
January 22, 2026 at 7:09 AM
me looking at all the dilbert comics i have to trans and realizing none of them are funny
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why do the hand hairs run down the outside and the foot hairs down the inside. what. Am I going insane
February 8, 2026 at 5:21 AM
why do the hand hairs run down the outside and the foot hairs down the inside. what. Am I going insane
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ow
February 8, 2026 at 5:19 AM
ow
the people’s dilbert
issue #26
issue #26
February 8, 2026 at 5:18 AM
the people’s dilbert
issue #26
issue #26
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Wrapped up an incredible day of canvassing and our hearts are so full. Every conversation, every door, every neighbor who took the time to share their concerns and their hopes—this is how community power is built; door by door. Thank you to everyone who believes in us. Together, we can do anything!
February 8, 2026 at 4:07 AM
Wrapped up an incredible day of canvassing and our hearts are so full. Every conversation, every door, every neighbor who took the time to share their concerns and their hopes—this is how community power is built; door by door. Thank you to everyone who believes in us. Together, we can do anything!
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They are playing KK Slider in the club
February 8, 2026 at 2:52 AM
They are playing KK Slider in the club
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Nithya supporters love to cry about “leftist infighting,” especially when you bring up topics like her supporting increasing LAPD budgets. Expect more of it!
worried about the Rae v. Nithya in-fighting but given the recent history of which progressive candidates are successful long-term, I’m putting my money on Nithya given her extensive local political experience
leftist candidates are *much* more successful long-term when they have local experience
leftist candidates are *much* more successful long-term when they have local experience
February 7, 2026 at 6:24 PM
Nithya supporters love to cry about “leftist infighting,” especially when you bring up topics like her supporting increasing LAPD budgets. Expect more of it!
time to finally sit down with gta v?
February 8, 2026 at 4:40 AM
time to finally sit down with gta v?
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these epstein emails got me feeling like mustard yoda..... trapped on little st james with that creepy banker, help LOL!
From: [redacted]
To: Jeffrey Epstein
Subject: Yoda
Attachments: Yoda.jpg
To: Jeffrey Epstein
Subject: Yoda
Attachments: Yoda.jpg
February 8, 2026 at 4:36 AM
these epstein emails got me feeling like mustard yoda..... trapped on little st james with that creepy banker, help LOL!
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me being assigned male at birth
February 8, 2026 at 4:29 AM
me being assigned male at birth
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palpatine: you ever hear the one about darth plagueis the wise? oh well it’s not a story the jedi would tell you… ironic, isn’t it? all that power to save other and he couldn’t save himself! HA!
*24 hours later*
anakin: i killed the younglings, master.
palpatine: anakin it was my stand-up routine
*24 hours later*
anakin: i killed the younglings, master.
palpatine: anakin it was my stand-up routine
February 2, 2026 at 2:58 AM
palpatine: you ever hear the one about darth plagueis the wise? oh well it’s not a story the jedi would tell you… ironic, isn’t it? all that power to save other and he couldn’t save himself! HA!
*24 hours later*
anakin: i killed the younglings, master.
palpatine: anakin it was my stand-up routine
*24 hours later*
anakin: i killed the younglings, master.
palpatine: anakin it was my stand-up routine
anakin skywalker vindicated
From: [redacted]
To: Jeffrey Epstein
Subject: Yoda
Attachments: Yoda.jpg
To: Jeffrey Epstein
Subject: Yoda
Attachments: Yoda.jpg
February 8, 2026 at 4:31 AM
anakin skywalker vindicated
me being assigned male at birth
February 8, 2026 at 4:29 AM
me being assigned male at birth