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creative director - nimrod campbell and the laboratory of yakub
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under communism no one person will be able to be insufferable and make us all miserable. instead, we will all be insufferable. together.
February 5, 2026 at 3:26 AM
under communism no one person will be able to be insufferable and make us all miserable. instead, we will all be insufferable. together.
i love when people online support gavin newsom to the death but can’t spell his name to save their life
February 5, 2026 at 8:45 AM
i love when people online support gavin newsom to the death but can’t spell his name to save their life
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I love how all these guys who were in the Epstein files are losing their jobs and Trump was named 38,000 times and people are like "It's cool he can still run the world"
February 5, 2026 at 8:09 AM
I love how all these guys who were in the Epstein files are losing their jobs and Trump was named 38,000 times and people are like "It's cool he can still run the world"
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Me & a buncha friends have been doing Gender-Swapped versions of Cereal Mascots, here's my take on the Trix Rabbit! #cerealswap
February 5, 2026 at 3:02 AM
Me & a buncha friends have been doing Gender-Swapped versions of Cereal Mascots, here's my take on the Trix Rabbit! #cerealswap
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“There will still be assholes in communism” nobody said there wouldn’t be. But they’ll be living in an apartment like everyone else. Using the same healthcare system. And not have a trillion dollars of private capital. I don’t care if they are rude
February 5, 2026 at 1:15 AM
“There will still be assholes in communism” nobody said there wouldn’t be. But they’ll be living in an apartment like everyone else. Using the same healthcare system. And not have a trillion dollars of private capital. I don’t care if they are rude
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…in Avengers: Doomsday
February 5, 2026 at 7:38 AM
…in Avengers: Doomsday
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I'm coming around to a theory that Trump's 1st election created a bridge between the evangelical Christian/dutch mlm networks and the Epstein/big tech networks that would have basically been impossible with any other Republican
February 5, 2026 at 7:29 AM
I'm coming around to a theory that Trump's 1st election created a bridge between the evangelical Christian/dutch mlm networks and the Epstein/big tech networks that would have basically been impossible with any other Republican
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ok this is libbed the fuck out but imma say it anyway: whenever someone tells you that socialism is impossible, remember that ice is just a jobs program for school shooters and the money is never going to run out
February 4, 2026 at 1:09 AM
ok this is libbed the fuck out but imma say it anyway: whenever someone tells you that socialism is impossible, remember that ice is just a jobs program for school shooters and the money is never going to run out
the people’s dilbert
issue #23
issue #23
February 5, 2026 at 7:25 AM
the people’s dilbert
issue #23
issue #23
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This guy absolutely knows zero about Western Sahara but I can guess what three think tanks are sending him memos telling him what to say
February 4, 2026 at 10:46 PM
This guy absolutely knows zero about Western Sahara but I can guess what three think tanks are sending him memos telling him what to say
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![A classic tweet from @kennykeil
[Bluto subtweeting after getting his ass whooped]
I don't know who needs to hear this but spinach isn't a personality](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:dwqmtoy5uzacqe3bt5ib44oo/bafkreidsxaapkreaeus7oqavtvgeqb6u6jnd57gcutdxtcw4mgluiszimi@jpeg)
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Okay I looked it up. “weird flex but ok” is a bigoted slur against Shia folks.
February 5, 2026 at 6:01 AM
Okay I looked it up. “weird flex but ok” is a bigoted slur against Shia folks.
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ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME
Overwatch 2 getting the persona collab "mark of death", but the monkeys paw curls and they just drop the 2 in the game and go back to overwatch
February 5, 2026 at 3:41 AM
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME
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boymoding at the cinema
February 5, 2026 at 5:50 AM
boymoding at the cinema
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Not obscure. Mainstream war and late imperial stuff. Often remade (Four Feathers which he remade as Storm over the Nile, Sahara). Cry the Beloved Country—crusading antiracist (if, again, mainstream) movie shot in South Africa.
February 5, 2026 at 5:15 AM
Not obscure. Mainstream war and late imperial stuff. Often remade (Four Feathers which he remade as Storm over the Nile, Sahara). Cry the Beloved Country—crusading antiracist (if, again, mainstream) movie shot in South Africa.
this is why we need the ace perspective
Honestly that’s just what relationships are you’re absolutely right
February 5, 2026 at 4:57 AM
this is why we need the ace perspective
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having a grubhub and ubereats driver deliver to each others location so they drive around for eternity never completing their tasks
February 5, 2026 at 4:55 AM
having a grubhub and ubereats driver deliver to each others location so they drive around for eternity never completing their tasks
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Reached a very noteworthy milestone today: got a mailer to start planning my funeral 🥹
February 5, 2026 at 4:55 AM
Reached a very noteworthy milestone today: got a mailer to start planning my funeral 🥹
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Jazz that is a date either in the past or like 350 days from now
February 5, 2026 at 4:50 AM
Jazz that is a date either in the past or like 350 days from now
THE FILMS OF ZOLTAN KORDA ARE NOT OBSCURE
thats cause you picked the most obscure shit from like 50 years ago why cant we do like... rush hour
February 5, 2026 at 4:46 AM
THE FILMS OF ZOLTAN KORDA ARE NOT OBSCURE
PEOPLE STOPPED SHOWING UP
racist movie night?
February 5, 2026 at 4:44 AM
PEOPLE STOPPED SHOWING UP
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Dennis Leary howling about how great season 3 is gonna be
Queen Máxima of the Netherlands enlisted in the Dutch Army as a reservist, the Royal House said, because the country’s security “can no longer be taken for granted.”
Dutch Queen Joins the Military
Queen Máxima of the Netherlands enlisted as a reservist, the Royal House said, because the country’s security “can no longer be taken for granted.”
nyti.ms
February 5, 2026 at 4:37 AM
Dennis Leary howling about how great season 3 is gonna be
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Absolutely serious real talk: join the DSA and the Working Families Party if they have chapters in your towns, friends. They're not built up as strongly everywhere, but without them, we would not have Mamdani in NYC right now. Key orgs in this movement.
Lifelong Democrat and I can't believe I'm saying this, but I think we need a Tea Party-style takeover of the party. People forget that the "Democratic Party" isn't just the folks holding office, it's the people who elected them that are the party. The folks in Congress seem to have forgotten that.
February 5, 2026 at 4:33 AM
Absolutely serious real talk: join the DSA and the Working Families Party if they have chapters in your towns, friends. They're not built up as strongly everywhere, but without them, we would not have Mamdani in NYC right now. Key orgs in this movement.
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Please god don't let Michael Bay direct a Pirates of the Caribbean movie...
I don't wanna die yet.
I don't wanna die yet.
February 5, 2026 at 4:30 AM
Please god don't let Michael Bay direct a Pirates of the Caribbean movie...
I don't wanna die yet.
I don't wanna die yet.