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another day, another dollar
February 6, 2026 at 1:18 AM
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Fuck ICE
February 6, 2026 at 12:29 AM
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Look! She has a spine! Don’t you want someone who will stand up like this?

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True to form, power protects power. Casey Wasserman must resign, and Los Angeles deserves a mayor who isn't afraid to call for it.
"Ultimately, any decision on the LA28 leadership must be made by the LA28 Board. As you know, they are a separate and independent nonprofit organization."

Statement from LA Mayor Karen Bass (which just landed in my inbox) who is *not* calling for LA28's Casey Wasserman to step down
February 6, 2026 at 1:02 AM
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If you are (rightly) disgusted with everything Karen Bass is doing and feel like the mayoral race might be a wash, good news: @raeforla.bsky.social is running for mayor as the “Zohran of LA” so yes, you too can have Zohran at home!
Karen Bass refusing to speak out against Epstein’s friend Casey Wasserman is pure cowardice. An easy win to demand he resign but Bass doesn’t want to upset her donors, & maybe more importantly, she doesn’t want to switch her stance on the games.

Either way, cancel the Olympics!
February 6, 2026 at 1:01 AM
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If Paodok'Draba'Takat Sap'De'Rekti Nik'Linke'Ti'Ki'Vef'Nik'NeSevef'Li'Kek has no fans, I am dead
February 6, 2026 at 12:07 AM
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People do lot like that I prefer the type of socialist revolution where all of me and my friends don’t get thrown out of helicopters or killed by fascists immediately
February 5, 2026 at 9:56 PM
SA’KALLA!
February 6, 2026 at 12:04 AM
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Star Wars thing Day #5

Paodok'Draba'Takat Sap'De'Rekti Nik'Linke'Ti' Ki'Vef'Nik'NeSevef'Li'Kek is the canonical name for a specific character in Rogue One.

Because fuck you that’s why
February 5, 2026 at 11:46 PM
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February 5, 2026 at 11:39 PM
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explicitly socialist short pants store called gaucho marx
February 5, 2026 at 11:37 PM
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By his wounds, we are healed.
February 5, 2026 at 9:40 PM
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I grew up surrounded by a lot of people who would always say the edgiest, most out-there thing to get everybody’s attention and gain control of the room

So now edgy comedians and musicians just make me feel like I’m at a really boring family reunion
February 5, 2026 at 9:37 PM
FILIPINOS IS THIS TRUE???
my bad i forgot you don’t eat it either. i think the only thing that doesn’t there is the chicken, even the burgers are a ground beef/pork mix i think.
February 5, 2026 at 9:36 PM
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cat
February 5, 2026 at 5:05 PM
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Caffeine has two effects. First, it pisses you off. Then it makes you real sleepy
February 5, 2026 at 9:21 PM
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Kid Rock is what happens if you ask an AI to create Lynyrd Skynyrd and feed it Vanilla Ice as a prompt.
February 5, 2026 at 9:32 PM
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(guy living an unexamined life) yay wheeeeeeeee
November 8, 2024 at 2:34 PM
ok i don’t actually like the new commute route i tried today…
February 5, 2026 at 9:28 PM
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November 9, 2024 at 2:26 PM
should i get jollibee?
February 5, 2026 at 8:50 PM
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:( female characters are rarely allowed to have distinct, unconventional noses and it makes me sad as a woman with one
February 5, 2026 at 8:45 PM
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bsky has the juice
Stalin was "progressive".

Kamala is better than "progressive".

She's a liberal.
February 5, 2026 at 8:41 PM
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nigga bit my post (but rephrased it lol)
February 5, 2026 at 8:43 PM
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tortoise and clock house, peter pan mini golf, barton springs road, austin, texas, 1983
February 5, 2026 at 8:36 PM
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it is too late, i have already drawn you as the virgin pressure cooking a miserable cassoulet in an instant pot and i as the wire-jawed japanese grandpa who has been nursing the same pot of dashi for 30 years
February 5, 2026 at 8:26 PM