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grudgie.bsky.social
It’s going to be MILLIONS of people.

And mostly normies.

Arguing grandma is an anarchist or someone figured out how to pay them all without a paper trail is some stupid shit that we will hear anyway.
socio-steve.bsky.social
This time around there is mainstream coverage of this protest and it comes from the GOP fretting about it on TV. Love to see it.
atrupar.com
Rep. Pat Harrigan: "This No Kings rally -- that's the blue hair, anthropomorphic experiment that's gonna happen up here in Washington DC."
kelpkelpkelp.bsky.social
Yeah I don't think Amy Chua's attempt to rework racial heirarchy in the United States from a far-right angle is gonna fly with a lot of MAGA...
kelpkelpkelp.bsky.social
Surcharges applied after the fact by a government as regulation and/or revenue generating mechanisms are called taxes!
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uaw.org
UAW @uaw.org · 1h
🧵 The United Auto Workers have endorsed Graham Platner for the United States Senate in Maine.

As a U.S. military veteran, oyster farmer, and proud lifelong Mainer, @grahamformaine.bsky.social is a true fighter for the working class.
Photo of Graham Platner, candidate for U.S. Senate in Maine. Photo courtesy of grahamformaine.com.
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bartenderhemry.bsky.social
This is exactly backwards, the no kings protests are a mass movement of regular people that have every republican politician in the country raging about "hate America rallies," and the online protest industry weirdos who say shit like "radlib" to each other are the ones skimming off the top of them
it is no wonder that 50501, a movement of radlibs who are very upset but don’t want to get in trouble, would be boosting superficial activism.

superficial activism has its place, but if that place is front and center, it kills whatever movement it is skimming off the top of.
kelpkelpkelp.bsky.social
Israel will never accept a Palestinian state of any type. They barely accept the existence of other neighboring countries. They were forced into this by Trump's short-term need to counter the Nobel Peace Prize announcement, and they will gradually then quickly move right back into genocide mode.
kelpkelpkelp.bsky.social
I bet he is...
kelpkelpkelp.bsky.social
JD Vance was famously in right-wing youth group chats pretty recently. Wonder what was in those?
kelpkelpkelp.bsky.social
JD Vance was famously in right-wing youth group chats pretty recently. Wonder what was in those?
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chadbourn.bsky.social
Pakistan is currently carrying out air strikes across several provinces in Afghanistan including the capital Kabul. It’s an escalation on previous attacks.
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lukeplunkett.com
kids teacher just sent this home as part of an assignment he's doing and i want to smash every computer at the school
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mmasnick.bsky.social
Thinking of all the people who insisted that this admin was serious about "ending antisemitism on college campuses."
paleofuture.bsky.social
I just checked and this is real. It's on Border Patrol's official Instagram (I don't see it on Facebook) and is being celebrated by Nazis on Twitter, as you can see in the screenshot.

The clip is just 13 seconds long too, so it's a very intentional thing. We've got a Nazi government.
Twitter account: Uncensored @HmanQuotes1945: Official border patrol Facebook page is posting with the banned lyrics of Michael Jackson's song.
"Jew me sue me... Kick me k*ke me."
Epic
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acyn.bsky.social
AZ AG Mayes: If I have to, I’ll take Speaker Johnson to court. There's no legitimate reason for him to refuse to swear her in right now. And it's not fair for Mike Johnson to be holding the state of Arizona hostage because he doesn't want to release the Epstein files.
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originalsp.in
Korol is a US citizen. Her family hasn’t heard from her since she was taken, public charges haven’t been released—what crime did she even commit? 2nd-Degree Woodwinding?—and there has been no explanation for her “renditioning” across state lines.

We’ve moved into a new phase of Trump lawlessness.
originalsp.in
A musician, Oriana Korol, was peacefully playing clarinet with her protest band outside ICE facilities in Portland, OR.

When the band started playing “Ghostbusters,” ICE thugs suddenly poured outside, slammed her into the mud, arrested her and took her to a jail 9 miles away in Vancouver, WA.
Musician playing ‘Ghostbusters’ outside ICE facility is arrested by agents
‘Taking us citizens out of state to detain them without charge is a new action from the Feds and should be opposed,’ her band said
www.independent.co.uk
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kelpkelpkelp.bsky.social
Nothing will ever erase this from the internet.
Photo of trump from TIME propaganda article
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karlykingsley.bsky.social
Hey. Hi. Tom Homan is on camera taking a $50k bribe and no one knows where the money went. If this was any other administration, this would be non-stop on the news. Why are we normalizing this stuff?
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vimiller.bsky.social
The order takes affect Wednesday and bars the civil arrest of any “party, witness, or potential witness” while going to, remaining at or returning from court proceedings inside the courthouse or its parking lots, sidewalks or entryways.

Judicial warrants can still be served.
Top Cook County judge bars civil arrests at courthouses, citing chilling effect
The Cook County public defender’s office and legal aid organizations had sought the move, saying they had clients who were avoiding court out of fear of being detained by federal immigration authoriti...
chicago.suntimes.com
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kateross.bsky.social
“Free speech zone after curfew”
tylerplariviere.bsky.social
Broadview police in conjunction with ISP has arrested a protester for not dispersing from the free speech zone after curfew.
kelpkelpkelp.bsky.social
MAGA pretended to hate HR culture last year!
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swin24.bsky.social
normal pentagon.
premthakker.bsky.social
NEW: Pentagon officials are forcing staff to watch Pete Hegseth's "Warrior" speech he forced generals to listen to.

Officials are even "testing" staff to see if they watched — and are threatening consequences if they lie about watching it or if they mock it, sources tell @swin24.bsky.social and I.
The Pentagon Is Ordering Staff to Watch Hegseth’s ‘MAGA Garbage’ Speech… Or Else
Defense Department sources tell Zeteo that staff have been warned that if they don’t watch or read the speech, or if they speak negatively of it, they could face severe consequences.
zeteo.com
kelpkelpkelp.bsky.social
And all to protect a President who was best friends with Jeffrey Epstein.