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Grace, Shahbanu Empress of the Known Universe
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she/her autocaïssaphile
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Okay, new pinned post: a thread of my best OTB chess games!
neither can a priesthood, SIMON MAGUS
a priest cannot be obtained
December 5, 2025 at 6:51 AM
Anyway now that day four is over, I can post it here: place white's king such that he has forced mate in two, and give the first move.
December 5, 2025 at 6:43 AM
It only makes sense: yesterday's problem made me want to selfmate, so today's problem... is a selfmate

adventofchess.com/year/2025/da...
Day 5 - Advent of Chess 2025
Solve the chess problem for Day 5 and earn a chance to win a chessboard signed by Magnus Carlsen.
adventofchess.com
December 5, 2025 at 6:35 AM
Me, taking my nb friend Mercy to find and eliminate Pardon and Rest:
mercy and grace to the living; pardon and rest to the dead
December 4, 2025 at 10:50 AM
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December 4, 2025 at 9:40 AM
I mean it's easy if you remember how the pieces move /s

adventofchess.com/year/2025/da...
Day 4 - Advent of Chess 2025
Solve the chess problem for Day 4 and earn a chance to win a chessboard signed by Magnus Carlsen.
adventofchess.com
December 3, 2025 at 11:51 PM
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You’ll Be OK
December 3, 2025 at 5:41 PM
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TikTok: six seven

John Mackey: five eight
December 3, 2025 at 10:15 AM
TikTok: six seven

John Mackey: five eight
December 3, 2025 at 10:15 AM
♟️🔫 I need my chess bloomfs to suffer with me

adventofchess.com/year/2025/da...
Day 3 - Advent of Chess 2025
Solve the chess problem for Day 3 and earn a chance to win a chessboard signed by Magnus Carlsen.
adventofchess.com
December 3, 2025 at 5:55 AM
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knowing a lot about techno makes u a good dj. knowing a lot about progressive metal just makes u kind of annoying
December 3, 2025 at 5:28 AM
hour 6 of 12, coffee 1/?
December 3, 2025 at 5:47 AM
oh shit I forgot it was December! Advent of Chess month 🥳
December 3, 2025 at 5:31 AM
can I say something
How is any of this real
December 1, 2025 at 7:22 AM
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we're all talking about you behind your back. we're laughing to each other saying "this mf doesn't live más"
December 1, 2025 at 5:23 AM
I named my fists iron and steel - if the left one don't get you, the right one will
I named my fists Chekhov and Gun because you know they're coming but you don't know when
i named my fists Rodgers and Hammerstein cuz theyre always in my own little corner
December 1, 2025 at 2:38 AM
explaining to my coworker that we sell salted pretzels, not punic pretzels
November 30, 2025 at 9:03 PM
If you do not have a wannabe cultist oomf, you will be assigned one
new type of annoying party member: guy who tries to join every cult the party encounters
November 30, 2025 at 9:03 PM
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new type of annoying party member: guy who tries to join every cult the party encounters
November 30, 2025 at 7:32 PM
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@shahbanu.kawaii.social has swears! They've used 530 profanities in their last 8,199 posts.

🥇 "shit" (58 times)
🥈 "fuck" (50 times)
🥉 "ass" (47 times)
November 30, 2025 at 4:58 AM
November 30, 2025 at 4:37 AM
another favorite way to rile the nerds: 1 joule of torque
November 30, 2025 at 3:01 AM
delete new: the benefits of— *turns into ur grandpa and dies*
November 30, 2025 at 2:15 AM
getting the whole cluster banned with three small words: live action evangelion
November 30, 2025 at 1:59 AM
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clouds arms 🤤🤤
November 30, 2025 at 12:14 AM