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Grace, Shahbanu Empress of the Known Universe

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Grace, Shahbanu Empress of the Known Universe @shahbanu.kawaii.social · Sep 13

Did anyone doubt I would post chess games with my newfound powers? I'll stop talking about this game when I die

Grace, Shahbanu Empress of the Known Universe @shahbanu.kawaii.social · 50m

bringing her a bell and book and taking the dagger gently?

Grace, Shahbanu Empress of the Known Universe @shahbanu.kawaii.social · 52m

I would settle for "destroys Microsoft specifically," not because they're uniquely to blame, but because fuck 'em

Grace, Shahbanu Empress of the Known Universe @shahbanu.kawaii.social · 1h

before common core we only had one jorvik

Grace, Shahbanu Empress of the Known Universe @shahbanu.kawaii.social · 6h

smile more or less, as appropriate

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piper @roodypatooti.bsky.social · 10h

you can tell trans women are women because people are incapable of understanding when we're making a joke

Grace, Shahbanu Empress of the Known Universe @shahbanu.kawaii.social · 7h

has anyone ever considered: purity seal buttplug

Grace, Shahbanu Empress of the Known Universe @shahbanu.kawaii.social · 8h

the joke understander has logged in 🫡

Grace, Shahbanu Empress of the Known Universe @shahbanu.kawaii.social · 13h

there are Procedures for a moldy house

Grace, Shahbanu Empress of the Known Universe @shahbanu.kawaii.social · 14h

Congratulations! Happy birthday 🥳

Grace, Shahbanu Empress of the Known Universe @shahbanu.kawaii.social · 14h

Broke this month so I have to settle for burning myself at work

Grace, Shahbanu Empress of the Known Universe @shahbanu.kawaii.social · 15h

Nobody can beat Canada - four flavors of one potato chip

Grace, Shahbanu Empress of the Known Universe @shahbanu.kawaii.social · 16h

1. Ra1 Qb2 2. Rfb1 Qc3 (actually black might should try either QxR) 3. Bd2 Qxc2 4. Bxh6+

Grace, Shahbanu Empress of the Known Universe @shahbanu.kawaii.social · 17h

doing the bel canto-> can't belto meme but it's CAN bus, can't bus, can bust, can't bust

Grace, Shahbanu Empress of the Known Universe @shahbanu.kawaii.social · 17h

any fortrannies in the chat

Grace, Shahbanu Empress of the Known Universe @shahbanu.kawaii.social · 17h

a CAN bus is also pretty unlikely

Grace, Shahbanu Empress of the Known Universe @shahbanu.kawaii.social · 18h

my least favorite thing about game of thrones outrunning the books was that it distracted us from shitting on Patrick Rothfuss

Anyway R.R. Virdi did it better

zhinxy and 1 other @zhinxy.bsky.social · 18h

My favorite thing about game of thrones as a cultural phenomenon was all the people who would never watch an anime if their life depended on it experiencing a classic overtook-the-manga clusterfuck.

Grace, Shahbanu Empress of the Known Universe @shahbanu.kawaii.social · 19h

in my totally unbiased opinion that's just chess

Grace, Shahbanu Empress of the Known Universe @shahbanu.kawaii.social · 20h

go to sleep

Grace, Shahbanu Empress of the Known Universe @shahbanu.kawaii.social · 20h

Wow rude

Grace, Shahbanu Empress of the Known Universe @shahbanu.kawaii.social · 20h

they're full of caffeine so... maybe?

Five shelf Celsius display shipper, each shelf with six facings, mostly stocked six deep. The top shelves and the graphics are for the new Spritz Vibe flavor.

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Grace, Shahbanu Empress of the Known Universe @shahbanu.kawaii.social · May 3

gold star lesbian

tan upright oval-shaped patch with a gold star on it, over which is a slightly darker gold fleur-de-lis with an American eagle; beneath the fleur-de-lis in the same color is a scroll with the white text "Be Prepared", from which hangs a knotted rope, also dark gold.

Grace, Shahbanu Empress of the Known Universe @shahbanu.kawaii.social · 1d

five-shelf shippers should not exist. Sorry

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Grace, Shahbanu Empress of the Known Universe @shahbanu.kawaii.social · Aug 30

Reskeeting my spiritual bangers to get them the two likes they deserve

Grace, Shahbanu Empress of the Known Universe @shahbanu.kawaii.social · 1d

I won't tell you which book though, you gotta follow my storygraph for that 😇

Grace, Shahbanu Empress of the Known Universe @shahbanu.kawaii.social · 1d

these boots (not pictured) were made for mischief