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@roodypatooti.bsky.social

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Social media is bad for me so I'm tryingt to not use it much. Robot liker. Loser Failgirl Lesbian. She/her.

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piper @roodypatooti.bsky.social · Aug 21

Today I'm again God's plaything.

piper @roodypatooti.bsky.social · 2m

They are stupidly racist

piper @roodypatooti.bsky.social · 6m

men are a lot like deer. i cannot stop hitting them with my car. i've actually hit so many with my car you would think im going out of my way to find them and hit them with my car. because i've truly hit so many with my car

Urban dictionary entry

"Hit me with your car"

Another way to ask someone to peg you.
*Hey babe, wanna hit me with your car?*

piper @roodypatooti.bsky.social · 12m

Anonymous said
ive seen your anti reylo posts where you talk about finn and do you have a source on him being black?

sapphicsabine
do i... do i what

Anonymous said
i mean i know he has dark skin but he's from england. so do you have a source on him moving from africa?

piper @roodypatooti.bsky.social · 20m

professorpineapple:

"you're an art model does that mean you're NAKED?"
"yeah"
"whoa...those lucky artists;" ...buddy.

professorpineapple:

idk who started the idea that life drawing classes have anything sexy going on like. there's at least ten people in the room and we're all tired and covered in charcoal.
the dude in front who's staring at my boobs has been trying to get the shading right for 10 minutes. he's almost out of paint. he is crying.

piper @roodypatooti.bsky.social · 21m

I Don't Know How To Explain To You That You Should Care About
Other People
Our disagreement is not merely political, but a fundamental divide on what it means to live in a society.

piper @roodypatooti.bsky.social · 22m

piper @roodypatooti.bsky.social · 31m

Elves are quick to recognize lewdness.

absurdistscribbler:
Your gay pornography has been forged into a formidable blade.
The elf saw a picture of a penis and started to cry.

piper @roodypatooti.bsky.social · 32m

Millard Fillmore's porcelain zither @agraybee

Every lifelong Catholic I've ever met is like "I think we're supposed to give this food to poor people" and every adult convert is like "the Archon of Constantinople's epistle on the Pentacostine rites of the eucharist clearly states women shouldn't have driver's licenses."

piper @roodypatooti.bsky.social · 34m

Pretty...

piper @roodypatooti.bsky.social · 38m

just found out the 'cat' in 'catboy' isn't short for catholic, i think im going to be sick

*jeane_fate/apocrypha_depression.png*

piper @roodypatooti.bsky.social · 48m

If you think pronouns are confusing wait until you find out about V E R B S

piper @roodypatooti.bsky.social · 54m

>she laughs
> I laugh
> the toaster laughs
> decepticon

piper @roodypatooti.bsky.social · 59m

Im sorry im too lazy to write out a whole description, its a darkest dungeon meme w/ plague doctor "the hero reads a most unsettling passage" and it just says "you have to talk to her if you want her to be your girlfriend"

piper @roodypatooti.bsky.social · 1h

>we made out a bunch and then had sex but I wasn't sure if she was into me

This is the most lesbian thing I've ever seen

piper @roodypatooti.bsky.social · 1h

real talk i don't trust anyone who thinks that liking fictional villains is a bigger red flag than being knowingly and intentionally cruel to real
actual people

piper @roodypatooti.bsky.social · 1h

Screencap of the wikipedia page for Jean-Baptiste Collin de Sussy, first french empire politician. The page is protected to prevent vandalism.

piper @roodypatooti.bsky.social · 1h

literary analysis is dead becuz u legit get people like "this character is a bad character because they made a decision or a mistake that resulted in a problem that must be repaired within the narrative" like yes Jennifer that's called conflict and its integral to every story that exists ever.

piper @roodypatooti.bsky.social · 1h

The assassin you sent after me is part of my found family now

piper @roodypatooti.bsky.social · 1h

walker @walkercapl
If you write a story in second person, that's gaslighting. "You step into the crowded hallway" No I didn't

piper @roodypatooti.bsky.social · 1h

@loookatmeimkiad
i make the cutest panties
*pictures of crotchless dark green panties w/ a butterfly motif, displayed on a mannequin*

Robyn Dabank 👑 @scamadith
Replying to @loookatmeimkiad
these are cute asf but where is my coochie supposed to go?

wynter @wynterNM_
in someones mouth

piper @roodypatooti.bsky.social · 1h

Is that a bribe

piper @roodypatooti.bsky.social · 1h

@unhingedA03

these gay old men have been ruining my life

piper @roodypatooti.bsky.social · 1h

Banger horse

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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 1h

Reminder if you are not autistic do not say my little sussy baka

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racc ⚢ @raccoattack.bsky.social · 1h

how do you even get burns on your neck??