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Haus of Decline

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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 6h

Dodgers, Phillies, Cubs

Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 6h

I was watching with some Ms fans who were nervous about his command. Really makes the outing more impressive!

Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 6h

Of course if God truly hates the Mariners all of this is a prelude to the second ever 3-0 defecit playoff comeback, which would wring maximum pain out of the long suffering franchise

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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 7h

Also gotta praise Vargas as a reliever. A heartbreaking drubbing for me, but you gotta respect a well-played game. Mississauga's own Josh Naylor hits a homer so Canada wins either way.

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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 7h

The Mariners are very good! Polanco fucking rules. I want the Jays to win of course but losses to the Mariners are not as intolerable as they would be to the Yankees or any other of the evil teams.

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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 15h

New comic on Patreon! www.patreon.com/posts/silly-... Subscribe to see the full comic! Also subscribe to be entered in the monthly hair-eating competition.

Alex says "well, I've staked my career on being a Silly Clown."

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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 19h

The Mariners have a group of unbelievable switch hitters so Schneider's Yankee strategy of poké-switching relievers to their optimal matchups will be far less effective.

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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 21h

This is how I imagine JK Rowling when she posts.

JK Rowling says "ha ha.. h-heh. I won! I won!" She sits alone in the dark, bathed in the late of her computer screen. We pull back to see her in a large dark empty room. She continues "I won." Seeing the full scope of her cavernous workplace, she appears small and alone. She says, once again, "I won..."

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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 21h

both!

Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 22h

Fuck you Bluesky for labelling this adult content.

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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 22h

A woman asks her partner "what do you get up to for ninety minutes in the shower?" her partner replies "normal stuff." We cut to her in the shower. She hunches over, one hand against the wall, hair obscuring her face. She says "weak..." she pause for a bit. Then once again she says "weak..."

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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 2d

I am satisfied with the ongoing results of hormone therapy

Alex Haus of Decline wears booty shorts with flowers on the ass cheeks. She wears a black t shirt that says 'Dick Ripper' on it

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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 2d

I have been buzzing for days now. Thank you Vladdy.

Vlad Guerrero Jr. Saying "Daaaaaaaa Yankees Lose!"

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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 2d

Trump announces new tariffs on China... daaaaaa Yankees lose

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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 2d

"Daaaa Yankees Lose" pretty much sums up all of America rn

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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 2d

No joy in dispatching the Mariners. Just the continuation of baseball's secret rivalry. They are the Ken Masters to our Ryu. Gay city expansion team twins.

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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 2d

They are gonna lose both the first two games in Toronto, but i can see a very real momentum shift happening if Woo gets healthy by game 3

Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 2d

Vlad, similar to Griffey was designed in a lab to kill Yankees

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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 2d

Congrats to the Mariners on winning the Battle of the Somme of baseball games. I think the Jays will have a tougher time against them because they will not be fueled by pure liquid Yankee hatred. Mariners are downright likeable.

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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 4d

Two surgeons are performing and autopsy. They are extracting various organs from a corpse. Another surgeon has shown up in a large Spongebob mascot outfit.

Caption "Aw Jeez, I'm the only one who wore a costume."

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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 4d

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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 4d

New comic on Patreon! www.patreon.com/posts/2025-s... Subscribe to see the full comic! Also subscribe to see me shotgun a can of carbonated bleach!

Alex drinks a beer and says "I love watching sports commentary in the year 2025."

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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 4d

Some art I did for the Batting Around podcast. Sums up my feelings right now.

Alex Haus of Decline tenderly kisses Alejandro Kirk on the back of the head with a SMEK

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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 4d

Example: the Yankees not intentionally walking Vladdy because for some reason, they're still not intimidated by him.

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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 4d

One key to the Blue Jays' success this year is the fact that they are so vastly underestimated. Other teams have been fucking up against us because despite everything, people are physically incapable of taking a Canadian team seriously. Our special ability "Cute-Seeming" induces an accuracy debuff.

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