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Wisconsin's Final Dad

@finaldad.bsky.social

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Sole remaining father in all of Wisconsin Also former engineer. Now full time shit remover. He/him

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Wisconsin's Final Dad @finaldad.bsky.social · Jun 8

My wife: you get obsessed with things too easily

Me fresh off my first game of Elminator Boat Duel (1991):
Them's boat dueling words

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Keith Stack @keithstack.com · Sep 16

I think the PlayStation will continue to succeed as the system of choice for people who want to play non-baby games, but are also afraid to use a computer.

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Wisconsin's Final Dad @finaldad.bsky.social · Sep 16

You're going to want to sit down. That dang bee screenwrote a whole dang movie

Wisconsin's Final Dad @finaldad.bsky.social · Sep 16

Larry Tesler, inventor of the cut, copy, and paste commands, dies at 74

🎃 Spooky Scary Jam (they/them) 🎃 @jaimekay.bsky.social · Sep 16

Larry Tesler, inventor of the cut, copy, and paste commands, dies at 74

Happy Thanksghouling! @spacefordogs.bsky.social · Sep 16

Larry Tesler, inventor of the cut, copy, and paste commands, dies at 74

Wisconsin's Final Dad @finaldad.bsky.social · Sep 16

Bed Bath & Beyond went out of business????

Wisconsin's Final Dad @finaldad.bsky.social · Sep 16

Okay, seems fair. But it's going to have to be a really big fuckin' gun or I'm out

Wisconsin's Final Dad @finaldad.bsky.social · Sep 16

Not saying knowing how to play trombone made me better at sex but I'm not going to deny that it helped

Wisconsin's Final Dad @finaldad.bsky.social · Sep 16

As an engineer, those "accomplishments" aren't very impressive. Like saying you replaced a battery on a fire detector

Wisconsin's Final Dad @finaldad.bsky.social · Sep 15

Cream soda. Has the mouthfeel of damp rags

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Wisconsin's Final Dad @finaldad.bsky.social · Sep 15

Oh fuck, oh shidt! Is this true?

Frances "Are You Scared Yet" Meh @francesmeh.reviews · Sep 14

in this house we believe

girls rule

boys drool

and we vote!

Wisconsin's Final Dad @finaldad.bsky.social · Sep 15

That's basically how I fix things as an engineer professional

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Ea-nāṣir @jedgarnaut.bsky.social · Sep 10

Thinking about @mattielubchansky.com 's Bone Farmer

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Wisconsin's Final Dad @finaldad.bsky.social · Sep 14

Actually nailed it and was pretty fun

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Hard Drive @hard-drive.net · Sep 14

Here is some non-satire for you:

Trans rights forever.

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Wisconsin's Final Dad @finaldad.bsky.social · Sep 14

Big Boss? More like Big Baby, amirite fellas??!?!

Wisconsin's Final Dad @finaldad.bsky.social · Sep 14

Oodles of it in fact!

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🎃 Ichaborbs Crane 🎃 @ronninator.bsky.social · Sep 14

You know how a standard "alfredo" sauce is butter and parmesan plus heavy cream? Well, substitute the parmesan with sharp cheddar and mozzarella then add a splash of chicken stock and diced tomatoes and you get this

And it's fast

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Wisconsin's Final Dad @finaldad.bsky.social · Sep 14

Being stupid is perfectly okay with me. Most people are dumber than me and I'm dumber than a lot of other people. But being stupid AND hateful? That's how you get Charlie Kirk and the world is a better place without him

Wisconsin's Final Dad @finaldad.bsky.social · Sep 14

Wrapping up a ten hour shift at the shit plant so doing pretty good

Wisconsin's Final Dad @finaldad.bsky.social · Sep 14

You ain't winning this race

Wisconsin's Final Dad @finaldad.bsky.social · Sep 14

Crankshaft for a nuclear submarine

Wisconsin's Final Dad @finaldad.bsky.social · Sep 14

I'm just saying it could use a few systematic improvements...

Wisconsin's Final Dad @finaldad.bsky.social · Sep 14

Sounds like a perfect hot sauce

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Wisconsin's Final Dad @finaldad.bsky.social · Sep 14

Telling everyone to shut the fuck up? Seems like you're telling me and, um... black people to shut the fuck up

Wisconsin's Final Dad @finaldad.bsky.social · Sep 14

Deeply annoying to live in a land of such "Freedom"

Wisconsin's Final Dad @finaldad.bsky.social · Sep 14

So I tried to get an audiobook about Russian history to listen to at work. I got 22 results:

About half are fictional novels demonizing the USSR, another quarter is PR fluff for the Romanavs, an eighth Cold War espionage stories, and the last ones are all about Trump and Putin.

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