Wisconsin's Final Dad
@finaldad.bsky.social
Sole remaining father in all of Wisconsin
Also former engineer. Now full time shit remover.
He/him
Also former engineer. Now full time shit remover.
He/him
Pinned
My wife: you get obsessed with things too easily
Me fresh off my first game of Elminator Boat Duel (1991):
Them's boat dueling words
Me fresh off my first game of Elminator Boat Duel (1991):
Them's boat dueling words
The ultimate game of booby trapping everything to a Looney Tunes level
December 6, 2025 at 10:28 PM
The ultimate game of booby trapping everything to a Looney Tunes level
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Hi I'm Smokey Bearville, Welcome to Jackass. Now,
December 6, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Hi I'm Smokey Bearville, Welcome to Jackass. Now,
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*sitting backwards on my chair like a youth pastor*
You know who else was a hippie guy that used to imbibe cannabis products with the boys? That's right, kids, I'm talking about our Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ.
You know who else was a hippie guy that used to imbibe cannabis products with the boys? That's right, kids, I'm talking about our Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ.
Scromiting this. Scromiting that. What about bromiting with the boys?
December 6, 2025 at 9:21 PM
*sitting backwards on my chair like a youth pastor*
You know who else was a hippie guy that used to imbibe cannabis products with the boys? That's right, kids, I'm talking about our Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ.
You know who else was a hippie guy that used to imbibe cannabis products with the boys? That's right, kids, I'm talking about our Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ.
Scromiting this. Scromiting that. What about bromiting with the boys?
December 6, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Scromiting this. Scromiting that. What about bromiting with the boys?
I'll admit it. The scope creep on my basement remodel has gotten out of control
Something is happening inside the Earth, scientists say
Something is happening inside the Earth, scientists say
The core of the Earth is undergoing surprise structural changes, researchers believe.
www.independent.co.uk
December 6, 2025 at 7:13 PM
I'll admit it. The scope creep on my basement remodel has gotten out of control
You know I'm not a millionaire because if I was I'd keep an artist around me 24/7 to draw a silly litte sketch to accompany my skeets
December 6, 2025 at 2:14 AM
You know I'm not a millionaire because if I was I'd keep an artist around me 24/7 to draw a silly litte sketch to accompany my skeets
Shhh, no questions. Put on the big breasted Jigglypuff hat. We've got a football game to go to
December 6, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Shhh, no questions. Put on the big breasted Jigglypuff hat. We've got a football game to go to
She's got me visciously pinned. There's no hope
December 6, 2025 at 1:56 AM
She's got me visciously pinned. There's no hope
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I could easily withstand the power of the Dark Crystal, I would simply not allow it to drain my living essence
*looks at the Dark Crystal one time*
*looks at the Dark Crystal one time*
December 6, 2025 at 12:45 AM
I could easily withstand the power of the Dark Crystal, I would simply not allow it to drain my living essence
*looks at the Dark Crystal one time*
*looks at the Dark Crystal one time*
Well asked Gemini and it said my dad could beat up your dad
I decided that you lack the spirit to be worth further engagement, so I had the conversation w/ Gemini 3 Pro, instead.
You can see it here: gemini.google.com/share/34668f...
They hide reasoning chains in public share URLs, so attaching a few screenshots to show ya.
Best of luck, Kathryn! <3
You can see it here: gemini.google.com/share/34668f...
They hide reasoning chains in public share URLs, so attaching a few screenshots to show ya.
Best of luck, Kathryn! <3
December 6, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Well asked Gemini and it said my dad could beat up your dad
It's funny that every armchair general thinks Germany could have won WWII by rushing Stalingrad. Like bro, that wasn't even the objective of that military offensive. Concentrating on Stalingrad would have been further doubling down on the biggest error of that offensive
December 5, 2025 at 10:58 PM
It's funny that every armchair general thinks Germany could have won WWII by rushing Stalingrad. Like bro, that wasn't even the objective of that military offensive. Concentrating on Stalingrad would have been further doubling down on the biggest error of that offensive
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listen, shout out to trans people. you're doing the lord's work and i appreciate you all
December 2, 2025 at 4:00 PM
listen, shout out to trans people. you're doing the lord's work and i appreciate you all
It could be the being awake for 17 hours talking but I'm very shleepy
December 5, 2025 at 2:05 PM
It could be the being awake for 17 hours talking but I'm very shleepy
Going to have to hunt this shit down
December 5, 2025 at 12:14 PM
Going to have to hunt this shit down
Some fried perch, french fries, some rye bread, an old fashioned and a small cup of coleslaw that I won't touch is my perfect meal
December 5, 2025 at 12:04 PM
Some fried perch, french fries, some rye bread, an old fashioned and a small cup of coleslaw that I won't touch is my perfect meal
You dare talk to ME like that?!?? Are you not aware that I come from the Supper Club capital of the world?!?!
December 5, 2025 at 12:02 PM
You dare talk to ME like that?!?? Are you not aware that I come from the Supper Club capital of the world?!?!
Shoutout to the gay guy who thought if he bought me enough shots that I'd turn gay. I got absolutely blitzed and broke a personal record for number of McChickens eaten at once
December 5, 2025 at 10:41 AM
Shoutout to the gay guy who thought if he bought me enough shots that I'd turn gay. I got absolutely blitzed and broke a personal record for number of McChickens eaten at once
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I'm like the Michael Jordan of cuddling a dick
December 5, 2025 at 9:18 AM
I'm like the Michael Jordan of cuddling a dick
I've never been mugged due to this one weird trick:
Looking poor as shit
Looking poor as shit
December 5, 2025 at 8:43 AM
I've never been mugged due to this one weird trick:
Looking poor as shit
Looking poor as shit
I preemptively beat up all dads of the kids that go to my kid's school so they can concentrate on their studies instead of wondering who's dad could beat up who's dad
December 5, 2025 at 8:34 AM
I preemptively beat up all dads of the kids that go to my kid's school so they can concentrate on their studies instead of wondering who's dad could beat up who's dad
Making my exmilitary coworker uncomfortable by describing in detail how I'd tear apart each US armored vehicle that shows up on a YouTube video
December 5, 2025 at 8:28 AM
Making my exmilitary coworker uncomfortable by describing in detail how I'd tear apart each US armored vehicle that shows up on a YouTube video
Americans love reinventing eugenics and pretending that it's not the same quackery
I saw this ad on the train and I’m curious how yall feel about it… I’m very much in the center, but slightly more towards than against…
December 4, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Americans love reinventing eugenics and pretending that it's not the same quackery
I've done enough shit. I'm ready to do nothing but hangout with my wife, get high and play videogames
December 4, 2025 at 9:33 AM
I've done enough shit. I'm ready to do nothing but hangout with my wife, get high and play videogames
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Trump Appears To Doze During Stroke
December 3, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Trump Appears To Doze During Stroke
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Raiders of the Lost Snatch
Raiders of the Lost Snatch
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Dennis the Menace II Society
Dennis the Menace II Society
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Stranger than Pulp Fiction
Stranger than Pulp Fiction
December 3, 2025 at 1:30 PM
Insert a movie into another movie
Raiders of the Lost Snatch
Raiders of the Lost Snatch