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Tyler, from the Internet

@tylerfromtheinternet.com

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Shitposter with intermittent bursts of sincerity. Selective perfectionist. Full-time creative, part-time human. Filmmaker, more or less. 6'9" - the world is built for Hobbits. Pretty fly for a bi guy. he/he/him SHOP (see 📌 post): tylerfromtheinternet.com

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Tyler, from the Internet @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 15d

🧵 UPDATE FOR MY BIRTHDAY:
Hi, so AI killed my career(s) and I'm still barely holding on. Some people tried to get me to start a fundraiser, but that felt weird, so I thought maybe if I was contributing something? So I started making shirts. Can you share this and maybe think about grabbing some?

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Tyler, from the Internet @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 6h

I feel this

Tyler, from the Internet @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 8h

The recipe, sadly, was lost to time

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Tyler, from the Internet @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 8h

No one has made a true cake in 700 years

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Tyler, from the Internet @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 8h

Because the art of cake making has been sadly lost, like Damascus Steel or Greek Fire or Sony Walkmans

Célindsey @celindsey.bsky.social · 9h

What’s stopping you?

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Tyler, from the Internet @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 9h

Kicking my neighbor in the gut until he gives me his house and calling it a peace treaty

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Tyler, from the Internet @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 9h

he hasn't been alive since before he was president I'm pretty sure

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Tyler, from the Internet @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 9h

💥 🔫

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chelsea bridge 🏳️‍⚧️🩸 @secretaboutbox.bsky.social · 12h

taking off in a plane that will sail through the air

leave me weird messages. shoot a shot. make up a fact. i will reply when i am earthbound

you accept the consequences of the reply button 🖤

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Tyler, from the Internet @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 9h

"picking wrong will result in your death, Mr Bond"

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Tyler, from the Internet @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 9h

I want to show somebody a cake and ask them "real or cake"

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Tyler, from the Internet @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 9h

That sucks, I'm sorry :(

Tyler, from the Internet @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 9h

Holy shit
"Omg you're like obsessed with me"
"I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW THAT I'M ~VERY~ OBSESSED WITH YOU ACTUALLY"

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Tyler, from the Internet @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 9h

you're beautiful btw

Tyler, from the Internet @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 9h

I would absolutely eat a barbeque chicken pizza on MLK day

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Tyler, from the Internet @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 10h

I mean best!!!!!

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Tyler, from the Internet @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 10h

They are the WORST

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Tyler, from the Internet @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 10h

Name a fandom that isn't slightly annoying or worse

Giskard R. Reventlov @giskard.bsky.social · 10h

First they came for the LotR fans, and I didn't speak out, because the books are good but the fandom is slightly annoying

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Tyler, from the Internet @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 10h

Braille

Tyler, from the Internet @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 10h

YEAH THE SIMARILLION

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Tyler, from the Internet @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 10h

Lmao well that's me told

I never liked that Tyler bitch anyway tbh read something besides lotr

Says a random skeet

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Tyler, from the Internet @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 11h

They are so beautiful and luscious I could never

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Tyler, from the Internet @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 11h

Gwen?? Was that not temporary?????? 😡😡😡

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Tyler, from the Internet @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 11h

this account came in yelling at me and then blocked me when I didn't just believe them, so I know believe it to be a feral alt doing damage control, sorry I didn't screenshot it but we are dealing with One of Those, clearly. Bad news bears.

Tyler, from the Internet @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 11h

Sure, random account who shows up due to searching for the name of the culprit in question, who can't possibly be an alt, I'll just discount the multiple people I've known for a while and heard speak about this issue, because you, a stranger who is definitely not an alt, is unimpeachable 👍

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Tyler, from the Internet @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 11h

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Tyler, from the Internet @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 11h

I've heard from eight people so far about his behavior

Just because someone is nice to you doesn't mean they aren't a problem, that's a shit ass view of the world

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