Tyler, from the Internet
@tylerfromtheinternet.com
Shitposter with intermittent bursts of sincerity.
Writer, filmmaker. Selective perfectionist. Full-time creative, part-time human. 6'9" - the world is built for Hobbits. Pretty fly for a bi guy. he/he/him.
SHOP (see 📌 post): tylerfromtheinternet.com
Writer, filmmaker. Selective perfectionist. Full-time creative, part-time human. 6'9" - the world is built for Hobbits. Pretty fly for a bi guy. he/he/him.
SHOP (see 📌 post): tylerfromtheinternet.com
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🧵 UPDATE FOR MY BIRTHDAY:
Hi, so AI killed my career(s) and I'm still barely holding on. Some people tried to get me to start a fundraiser, but that felt weird, so I thought maybe if I was contributing something? So I started making shirts. Can you share this and maybe think about grabbing some?
Hi, so AI killed my career(s) and I'm still barely holding on. Some people tried to get me to start a fundraiser, but that felt weird, so I thought maybe if I was contributing something? So I started making shirts. Can you share this and maybe think about grabbing some?
I take the best tests, believe me. I take the tests so good, they make me do them over and over so other doctors, strangers I've never met, can watch. They come up to me, tears in their eyes, they say, sir you've tested positive. Positive means good, very good. They give me candy after each question
I guess the president just announced he recently took his latest in a series of cognitive tests, this one in front of a room full of medical personnel observing him?
December 10, 2025 at 6:55 AM
I take the best tests, believe me. I take the tests so good, they make me do them over and over so other doctors, strangers I've never met, can watch. They come up to me, tears in their eyes, they say, sir you've tested positive. Positive means good, very good. They give me candy after each question
Because you don't have kids?
December 10, 2025 at 6:52 AM
Because you don't have kids?
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You should listen actually! I like it! You should listen to it and also you should say happy birthday to @brosaleigh.bsky.social!
December 10, 2025 at 6:05 AM
You should listen actually! I like it! You should listen to it and also you should say happy birthday to @brosaleigh.bsky.social!
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did it in four words hemmingway
December 9, 2025 at 10:15 PM
did it in four words hemmingway
You should listen actually! I like it! You should listen to it and also you should say happy birthday to @brosaleigh.bsky.social!
December 10, 2025 at 6:05 AM
You should listen actually! I like it! You should listen to it and also you should say happy birthday to @brosaleigh.bsky.social!
Oh I know! You were saved by a time traveler, that's why they got to you in time. Usually when time travel is involved, you will encounter a pair a ducks
Ok who wants a bizarre no stakes mystery to solve?
I had to go to the hospital by ambulance this morning (heart stuff, am ok now.)
A bunch of ambulance guys came into our living room to get me.
And now we
keep
finding
tiny
glass
ducks
On the floor.
I had to go to the hospital by ambulance this morning (heart stuff, am ok now.)
A bunch of ambulance guys came into our living room to get me.
And now we
keep
finding
tiny
glass
ducks
On the floor.
December 10, 2025 at 6:01 AM
Oh I know! You were saved by a time traveler, that's why they got to you in time. Usually when time travel is involved, you will encounter a pair a ducks
Streaming services are getting worse and worse
IVF+…eliminationist ableism
December 10, 2025 at 5:26 AM
Streaming services are getting worse and worse
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December 10, 2025 at 2:29 AM
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my wife is 5'0" and i'm 6'5". she is always astounded at how many people comment on my height in public. @tylerfromtheinternet.com this t-shirt had us both dying. ordering one now :)
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THIS ONLY COMES IN TALL SIZES
hahahaha
tylerfromtheinternet.com
December 10, 2025 at 1:56 AM
my wife is 5'0" and i'm 6'5". she is always astounded at how many people comment on my height in public. @tylerfromtheinternet.com this t-shirt had us both dying. ordering one now :)
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The timeline today is just full of gold-standard weird dudes with good takes.
“I am so bored by AI. One of the things I love about the theatre is AI can’t do it.”
Ethan Hawke is a dude 👌🏻
Ethan Hawke is a dude 👌🏻
December 10, 2025 at 1:55 AM
The timeline today is just full of gold-standard weird dudes with good takes.
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I was just looking at @tylerfromtheinternet.com 's shirts and he has some similar, including Y'all Need Books
BUY MY SHIRTS!
BUY MY SHIRTS!
BUY MY SHIRTS!
December 10, 2025 at 1:44 AM
I was just looking at @tylerfromtheinternet.com 's shirts and he has some similar, including Y'all Need Books
BUY MY SHIRTS!
BUY MY SHIRTS!
BUY MY SHIRTS!
December 10, 2025 at 1:27 AM
BUY MY SHIRTS!
BUY MY SHIRTS!
BUY MY SHIRTS!
Fonts are now DEI. Fonts.
This is one of the least harmful things these chucklefucks are doing, but as a longstanding Times New Roman hater this particularly annoys me. Admit it, you absolute dickless dildo, it's just because the word Roman is in it, isn't it? Isn't it??
This is one of the least harmful things these chucklefucks are doing, but as a longstanding Times New Roman hater this particularly annoys me. Admit it, you absolute dickless dildo, it's just because the word Roman is in it, isn't it? Isn't it??
Marco Rubio ordered diplomats to return to using Times New Roman font in official communications, calling his predecessor's decision to adopt Calibri a “wasteful” diversity move
Rubio Stages Font Coup: Times New Roman Ousts Calibri
The secretary of state called it a "wasteful" diversity move, according to an internal department cable seen by Reuters.
www.huffpost.com
December 10, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Fonts are now DEI. Fonts.
This is one of the least harmful things these chucklefucks are doing, but as a longstanding Times New Roman hater this particularly annoys me. Admit it, you absolute dickless dildo, it's just because the word Roman is in it, isn't it? Isn't it??
This is one of the least harmful things these chucklefucks are doing, but as a longstanding Times New Roman hater this particularly annoys me. Admit it, you absolute dickless dildo, it's just because the word Roman is in it, isn't it? Isn't it??
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i was scrolling through @tylerfromtheinternet.com’s shirt store, and i can’t talk myself into buying one today but his “i am a fu👑 treasure” shirt is so good. tyler makes good shit. go buy a shirt for tyler, and if you want to buy me the one i’m posting about ill take a black XL.
December 10, 2025 at 12:15 AM
i was scrolling through @tylerfromtheinternet.com’s shirt store, and i can’t talk myself into buying one today but his “i am a fu👑 treasure” shirt is so good. tyler makes good shit. go buy a shirt for tyler, and if you want to buy me the one i’m posting about ill take a black XL.
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"We love America" they say as they dismantle the few good things that make this place America
December 7, 2025 at 5:20 AM
"We love America" they say as they dismantle the few good things that make this place America
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How to get grain even in digital photography
December 7, 2025 at 6:56 AM
How to get grain even in digital photography
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But how do you tell an alligator you want to see them right away
December 7, 2025 at 7:13 AM
But how do you tell an alligator you want to see them right away
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Sunlight isn't a disinfectant to weeds, it's what helps them grow
December 8, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Sunlight isn't a disinfectant to weeds, it's what helps them grow
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Remembering when I was very little and hearing about Mennonites living separate from the rest of society, and mishearing it as "men, and knights" and thinking they must be having the best fucking time over there
December 8, 2025 at 3:47 AM
Remembering when I was very little and hearing about Mennonites living separate from the rest of society, and mishearing it as "men, and knights" and thinking they must be having the best fucking time over there
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Best thing I've ever heard at an airport:
A mom rushing. Two kids running behind her, shouting a conversation. I only heard:
"How long is the flight?"
"7 hours."
"7 HOURS?? WE MIGHT AS WELL GO TO CHINA!"
"WE CAN'T GO TO CHINA!!"
"WHY NOT"
"BECAUSE I DON'T SPEAK SPANISH!!!"
And then they were gone.
A mom rushing. Two kids running behind her, shouting a conversation. I only heard:
"How long is the flight?"
"7 hours."
"7 HOURS?? WE MIGHT AS WELL GO TO CHINA!"
"WE CAN'T GO TO CHINA!!"
"WHY NOT"
"BECAUSE I DON'T SPEAK SPANISH!!!"
And then they were gone.
December 8, 2025 at 3:56 AM
Best thing I've ever heard at an airport:
A mom rushing. Two kids running behind her, shouting a conversation. I only heard:
"How long is the flight?"
"7 hours."
"7 HOURS?? WE MIGHT AS WELL GO TO CHINA!"
"WE CAN'T GO TO CHINA!!"
"WHY NOT"
"BECAUSE I DON'T SPEAK SPANISH!!!"
And then they were gone.
A mom rushing. Two kids running behind her, shouting a conversation. I only heard:
"How long is the flight?"
"7 hours."
"7 HOURS?? WE MIGHT AS WELL GO TO CHINA!"
"WE CAN'T GO TO CHINA!!"
"WHY NOT"
"BECAUSE I DON'T SPEAK SPANISH!!!"
And then they were gone.
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Marjorie Taylor Green sowing death threats: ha ha yes, die trash
Marjorie Taylor green reaping death threats: well this fucking sucks, what the fuck
Marjorie Taylor green reaping death threats: well this fucking sucks, what the fuck
December 8, 2025 at 4:31 AM
Marjorie Taylor Green sowing death threats: ha ha yes, die trash
Marjorie Taylor green reaping death threats: well this fucking sucks, what the fuck
Marjorie Taylor green reaping death threats: well this fucking sucks, what the fuck
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it's 2025 and the gangly guy who appeared on a few seasons of The Office is now our only mirror to society
December 9, 2025 at 9:21 PM
it's 2025 and the gangly guy who appeared on a few seasons of The Office is now our only mirror to society
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the shirt I'm wearing in this photo is the Brand! short designed from BlueSky sweetie pie @tylerfromtheinternet.com !! tylerfromtheinternet.com
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December 9, 2025 at 10:52 PM
the shirt I'm wearing in this photo is the Brand! short designed from BlueSky sweetie pie @tylerfromtheinternet.com !! tylerfromtheinternet.com
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i just had lunch at a really great restaurant. indian-mexican cuisine! who knew they could do that??? Saucy Chick Indi-Mex eatery in Pasadena
December 9, 2025 at 9:55 PM
i just had lunch at a really great restaurant. indian-mexican cuisine! who knew they could do that??? Saucy Chick Indi-Mex eatery in Pasadena