alexis simpson
@amutepiggy.bsky.social
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i'll take your money, but i'm not gonna plow your driveway SAG-AFTRA ✊ she/her sobriety date 5/8/2006 if u make a link to your own posts in bio, does it get clicked on? https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:opytet572euebuzzufm4inyf/feed/aaafh4abgv5o4
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amutepiggy.bsky.social
reskeet if you think @mcuban.bsky.social should give @dumb.baby one million dollars
handcrafted meme featuring dumb.baby's profile photo, which is a cute cartoon animal wearing a black, white, and pink jester hood with a pink skull icon on a pink and purple cityscape background. The text says: Mark Cuban give Cory one million dollars
you don't need it
it would be funny
chance to get right with god (if religious)
she earned it as much as you did
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pixelatedboat.bsky.social
You know who I’m sick of? Astronauts. “The eagle has landed” “I’m on the moon”. Shut the fuck up
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thehell.zone
it is The Posting Hour, when the true posters rise from their moldering bogs
amutepiggy.bsky.social
how mad do they get in arizona if you pronounce it "Tuck son"
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internethippo.bsky.social
There's no "regular politics" anymore because you can no longer maintain the idea that we all agree on common goals but we only differ about the means of getting there or whatever. The guys in charge now are plainly amoral, sadistic nihilists. They delight in it! You can't civilly disagree with that
amutepiggy.bsky.social
just waltzing into a men's restroom like I own the place and shouting " WOW more like Lord of the WANGS"
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paleofuture.bsky.social
Border Patrol “attempted to arrest a plumber working inside a Logan Heights home but left empty-handed after the homeowner refused them entry.

The homeowner told agents she would not allow them inside because the warrant they presented did not include her address and lacked a judge's signature.”
Federal immigration operations target San Diego neighborhoods, sparking community resistance
Federal immigration agents conducted operations in Logan Heights and Southeast San Diego on Friday, with community members capturing footage of the enforcement actions.
www.10news.com
amutepiggy.bsky.social
look, If you try to make me explain it to someone, I probably couldn't , but i have HEARD the word. so not sure if this helps or what
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pete-mo.bsky.social
i'm serving brassicunt
amutepiggy.bsky.social
(spooky ghost voice) boooooofing
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amutepiggy.bsky.social
TIRED: broccoli, cabbage, kale, brussel sprouts and more are all brassica oleracea

WIRED: broccoli rabe, napa cabbage, bok choy, and turnips are all brassica rapa
amutepiggy.bsky.social
god i love watching someone learn about brassica
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faineg.bsky.social
Mods are asleep post brassicas
You either die a brassica or you live long enough to see yourself become a crab. CAP'N
CRUNCH'S
DOPSIAll
NATURALLY &
ARTIFICIALLY
Brassica oleracea
otened
cer What vegetable are you?
I'm brassica oleracea
Do you have the slightest idea how little that narrows it down? Brassica oleracea

Ladies, get you a fella who can do it all




Selection for terminal buds
Selection for lateral buds
Selection for stem
Selection for leaves
Selection for stems and flowers
Selection for flower clusters
Cabbage
Brussels sprouts
Kohlrabi
Kale
Broccoli
Cauliflower
amutepiggy.bsky.social
wait til she hears about Brassica rapa!
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kattenbarge.bsky.social
Conservatives have built their own social media platforms, Trump has his own Twitter alternative, his allies are buying major social media platforms to weaponize for their propaganda and influence and we’re still arguing if having a left-leaning social media platform is a bad thing
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peanutium.art
It would be really cool if I could finish these 👉👈

Debt (ASAP): 0/100
Internet (16th): 0/200
Car (21st): 0/563

$givepancake
paypal.me/inosaramet
Venmo: pancakewitch
www.gofundme.com/f/support-sa...
ko-fi.com/peanutliquid

#helpfolkslive2025
#mutualaid
#transcrowdfund
💸💞
a picture of a cat looking offended while puppies are playing and crashing to the ground next to it
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junoryleejournalism.com
VERY EXCITED to announce that ONE of TWO of the things publishing on 10/23 is nearly finished --

Girl Music 013 | Weezer | The Blue Album | "Let's Be Friends and Just Walk Away"

HERE'S A TEASE WITH THE OPENING QUOTES BEFORE THE BEGINNING !!!

CONTENT ... journalism ... TEASE. love you BYEEE
Girl Music 013 | Weezer | The Blue Album | "Let's Be Friends and Just Walk Away"
 
“ ’Yeah, let’s not be grunge. Let’s be more like the Beach Boys. But loud.’ ”

Publishing 10/23/25

by Juno Rylee Schultz 

Edits by: Morgan Shaver (they/them), Nathan Miller (he/him), Bex Stump (she/her)


"I think I had two stories in my head. One was we're gonna sell a hundred copies and that's it. I'm gonna have to go back and work at Domino's Pizza or whatever. But the other one was like, 'Man, this album feels so powerful, so moving and special to me. I think we're gonna find a big audience, and this is gonna be an important record.'" – Rivers Cuomo, CBS News, 2024 
"Rock bands were getting more and more outrageous with tattoos and piercings. We came out completely clean-cut, four guys standing in a line, singing songs in major keys, about girls or whatever. It didn't quite make sense how that was the next step for rock and roll." –Rivers Cuomo, CBS News, 2024 
"If you really want to understand the Blue Album — not just the illusion of the Blue Album that we sold — you have to take it in the context of what happened right before it, which is that I moved to L.A. from Connecticut after high school with the intention of making it with my heavy metal band." – Rivers Cuomo, Los Angeles Times, 2024
“The other far-hipper employees at Tower Records kind of educated me. I remember they played “Sliver” for me, [by Nirvana] and I was immediately in love. It had the aggression that I needed from my upbringing as a metalhead, but paired with strong, major-key chord progressions and catchy, emotional melodies and lyrics that felt so nostalgic and sweet and painful. It just sounded like it was coming from the deepest part inside of me—a part which I hadn’t yet been able to come close to articulating in my own music.” – Rivers Cuomo, American Songwriter, 2024
"It’s like, 'Oh, my God. This is so beautiful to me. And I identify with it so much.' Hearing [Kurt Cobain] sing about Mom and Dad and Grandpa Joe, these personal family issues, in a really heartbreaking kind of innocent, childlike way, over these straightforward chords in a major key." – Rivers Cuomo, GRAMMY, 2024
"When we made the 'Blue' album, I saw myself in a completely different light. I thought we were going to be the next Nirvana, that we were going to be taken very seriously as an angst-filled rock band. And I was completely shocked and surprised and disappointed when we put the record out to find that the press story was: 'This is a band of geeks.'' That story had never occurred to me. But it was universal around the world, that's what everyone said about us. So I guess it must be true. I just don't fit in and I don't even realise it. Put me in the wider society and I stand out as a misfit.” – Rivers Cuomo, Louder Sound, 2024
"I got their [demo] tapes from Geffen Records when I was out in LA working on another project. I listened to it in the car and just thought it was ph
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noturtlesoup17.bsky.social
The inflatables have made it to Broadview.
amutepiggy.bsky.social
just had to tell my husband to "please stop singing toilet training lyrics to the tune of the Imagine Dragons' 'Believer'"
amutepiggy.bsky.social
food should not be poison, but should food be poidaughter, really makes u think
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bigblocks.bsky.social
food shouldn't be poison tho that's a brick fact
amutepiggy.bsky.social
i love the kansas city chiefs from kansas city, kansas