alexis simpson
@amutepiggy.bsky.social
i'll take your money, but i'm not gonna plow your driveway
SAG-AFTRA ✊ she/her sobriety date 5/8/2006
if u make a link to your own posts in bio, does it get clicked on? https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:opytet572euebuzzufm4inyf/feed/aaafh4abgv5o4
SAG-AFTRA ✊ she/her sobriety date 5/8/2006
if u make a link to your own posts in bio, does it get clicked on? https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:opytet572euebuzzufm4inyf/feed/aaafh4abgv5o4
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alexis simpson
@amutepiggy.bsky.social
· Nov 21
reskeet if you think @mcuban.bsky.social should give @dumb.baby one million dollars
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San "Andreass" Fault
November 30, 2025 at 6:12 PM
San "Andreass" Fault
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I always thought Wil Wheaton had the right idea with “Don’t be a dick!”
November 30, 2025 at 4:53 PM
I always thought Wil Wheaton had the right idea with “Don’t be a dick!”
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oh, Anaheinie just has a great mouthfeel
November 30, 2025 at 4:52 PM
oh, Anaheinie just has a great mouthfeel
are we renaming Anaheim "Assaheim" or "Anaheinie" when the Great Buttening of America comes
November 30, 2025 at 4:51 PM
are we renaming Anaheim "Assaheim" or "Anaheinie" when the Great Buttening of America comes
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we haven't even given "clear eyes, full hearts, can't lose" a proper chance
i think "strong floor, no ceiling" is stupid. but i also thought "make america great again" was stupid! don't ask me what will be popular with dummies!!
November 30, 2025 at 4:46 PM
we haven't even given "clear eyes, full hearts, can't lose" a proper chance
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If your business model doesn’t work without breaking the law, you’re not in business.
You’re in organized crime.
You’re in organized crime.
The OpenAI ruling writers should know about 👀 (if your work was scraped for LLM training, this affects you). www.hollywoodreporter.com/business/bus...
OpenAI Loses Key Discovery Battle as It Cedes Ground to Authors in AI Lawsuits
The issue has been a major battleground in discovery. OpenAI could be on the hook for hundreds of millions, if not billions, of dollars if it was aware it was infringing on copyrighted material.
www.hollywoodreporter.com
November 29, 2025 at 7:43 PM
If your business model doesn’t work without breaking the law, you’re not in business.
You’re in organized crime.
You’re in organized crime.
i think "strong floor, no ceiling" is stupid. but i also thought "make america great again" was stupid! don't ask me what will be popular with dummies!!
November 30, 2025 at 4:39 PM
i think "strong floor, no ceiling" is stupid. but i also thought "make america great again" was stupid! don't ask me what will be popular with dummies!!
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oh my god. i forgot about caturday
November 30, 2025 at 12:58 PM
oh my god. i forgot about caturday
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walking with my hands behind my back so people think i am wise
November 30, 2025 at 3:51 PM
walking with my hands behind my back so people think i am wise
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This is as good as this stuff will ever be, this is the phase where we're all supposed to be getting hooked in to this disruptive new thing. Once the free money dries up and they have to turn a profit, it will inevitably get worse and worse
"All of this falls apart if humans don't adopt the tech. This is why you've seen Meta cram its lame chatbots into WhatsApp and Instagram. This is why Notepad and Paint now have useless Copilot buttons on Windows. This is why Google Gemini wants to "help you" read and reply to your emails."
Analysis: OpenAI is a loss-making machine, how can it survive?
Don't call it a bubble! Loss-making monster OpenAI is on the hook for $1.4 trillion (with a T) in compute commitments. How can this go on?
www.windowscentral.com
November 30, 2025 at 4:31 PM
This is as good as this stuff will ever be, this is the phase where we're all supposed to be getting hooked in to this disruptive new thing. Once the free money dries up and they have to turn a profit, it will inevitably get worse and worse
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Yaaarrrrr I got a mighty bloat in me land oysterrrrs
November 30, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Yaaarrrrr I got a mighty bloat in me land oysterrrrs
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I ate the lump of seasoning in my bag of Doritos and tasted god
November 30, 2025 at 2:14 AM
I ate the lump of seasoning in my bag of Doritos and tasted god
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can’t stand the mona lisa. I hate it when women smile. What’s so funny? My tiny penis?
November 30, 2025 at 1:41 AM
can’t stand the mona lisa. I hate it when women smile. What’s so funny? My tiny penis?
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Thanksgiving means The Last Waltz to me. So here’s a really bad version of me playing The Band’s version of Marvin Gaye’s “Don’t Do It.”
November 30, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Thanksgiving means The Last Waltz to me. So here’s a really bad version of me playing The Band’s version of Marvin Gaye’s “Don’t Do It.”
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when I detach my post from your quote post I hope it feels like you’re bombing a stand-up set and we can hear the sweat on your forehead drip and hit the stage
November 30, 2025 at 12:15 AM
when I detach my post from your quote post I hope it feels like you’re bombing a stand-up set and we can hear the sweat on your forehead drip and hit the stage
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statistically a lot of you won’t know about ocellated turkeys, so, here you go
November 28, 2025 at 1:09 AM
statistically a lot of you won’t know about ocellated turkeys, so, here you go
rocket powered toilet
November 29, 2025 at 10:29 PM
rocket powered toilet
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people will say anything on here "touching grass every now and then is good for you" no it isn't that's not true
November 29, 2025 at 7:14 PM
people will say anything on here "touching grass every now and then is good for you" no it isn't that's not true
cherish every minute of parenthoodzl, folks. when else are you going to be up from midnight to 5am because your 4 year old is barfing from eating too many potato chips
November 29, 2025 at 7:48 PM
cherish every minute of parenthoodzl, folks. when else are you going to be up from midnight to 5am because your 4 year old is barfing from eating too many potato chips
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The only thing that's gonna keep me sane through the end of the year is this new Medo portable synthesizer my spouse got me
I am fixated on this object
Highly recommend for anyone who likes bleep-bloops
I am fixated on this object
Highly recommend for anyone who likes bleep-bloops
November 29, 2025 at 8:03 AM
The only thing that's gonna keep me sane through the end of the year is this new Medo portable synthesizer my spouse got me
I am fixated on this object
Highly recommend for anyone who likes bleep-bloops
I am fixated on this object
Highly recommend for anyone who likes bleep-bloops
god it's beautiful
November 29, 2025 at 8:04 AM
god it's beautiful
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the covid vaccine prevents many more cases of myocarditis than it potentially causes in kids and adults. this is a conclusive fact from dozens of massive rigorous studies.
vinay prasad is an expert in using statistics to lie, and he is credentialed — that makes this even more dangerous.
vinay prasad is an expert in using statistics to lie, and he is credentialed — that makes this even more dangerous.
Internal memo at the FDA claims 10 deaths in children as a result of Covid vaccines — but does not include data
Explosive story by @by-cjewett.bsky.social
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/28/h...
Explosive story by @by-cjewett.bsky.social
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/28/h...
F.D.A. Attributes 10 Children’s Deaths to Covid Vaccines
www.nytimes.com
November 29, 2025 at 4:07 AM
the covid vaccine prevents many more cases of myocarditis than it potentially causes in kids and adults. this is a conclusive fact from dozens of massive rigorous studies.
vinay prasad is an expert in using statistics to lie, and he is credentialed — that makes this even more dangerous.
vinay prasad is an expert in using statistics to lie, and he is credentialed — that makes this even more dangerous.
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I have exploded
the world
that was already
in peril
and which
you were probably
saving
for your children
the world
that was already
in peril
and which
you were probably
saving
for your children
You can get ChatGPT to help you build a nuclear bomb if you simply design the prompt in the form of a poem, according to a new study from researchers in Europe. www.wired.com/story/poems-...
Poems Can Trick AI Into Helping You Make a Nuclear Weapon
It turns out all the guardrails in the world won’t protect a chatbot from meter and rhyme.
www.wired.com
November 28, 2025 at 3:43 PM
I have exploded
the world
that was already
in peril
and which
you were probably
saving
for your children
the world
that was already
in peril
and which
you were probably
saving
for your children
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Part of Thanksgiving should be eating the least popular family member
November 27, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Part of Thanksgiving should be eating the least popular family member
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[shaking Magic 8 Ball] Should we pull the plug on Grandma
November 29, 2025 at 1:02 AM
[shaking Magic 8 Ball] Should we pull the plug on Grandma