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alexis simpson
@amutepiggy.bsky.social
i'll take your money, but i'm not gonna plow your driveway

SAG-AFTRA ✊ she/her sobriety date 5/8/2006

if u make a link to your own posts in bio, does it get clicked on? https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:opytet572euebuzzufm4inyf/feed/aaafh4abgv5o4
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reskeet if you think @mcuban.bsky.social should give @dumb.baby one million dollars
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San "Andreass" Fault
November 30, 2025 at 6:12 PM
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I always thought Wil Wheaton had the right idea with “Don’t be a dick!”
November 30, 2025 at 4:53 PM
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oh, Anaheinie just has a great mouthfeel
November 30, 2025 at 4:52 PM
are we renaming Anaheim "Assaheim" or "Anaheinie" when the Great Buttening of America comes
November 30, 2025 at 4:51 PM
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we haven't even given "clear eyes, full hearts, can't lose" a proper chance
i think "strong floor, no ceiling" is stupid. but i also thought "make america great again" was stupid! don't ask me what will be popular with dummies!!
November 30, 2025 at 4:46 PM
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If your business model doesn’t work without breaking the law, you’re not in business.

You’re in organized crime.
November 29, 2025 at 7:43 PM
i think "strong floor, no ceiling" is stupid. but i also thought "make america great again" was stupid! don't ask me what will be popular with dummies!!
November 30, 2025 at 4:39 PM
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oh my god. i forgot about caturday
November 30, 2025 at 12:58 PM
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walking with my hands behind my back so people think i am wise
November 30, 2025 at 3:51 PM
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This is as good as this stuff will ever be, this is the phase where we're all supposed to be getting hooked in to this disruptive new thing. Once the free money dries up and they have to turn a profit, it will inevitably get worse and worse
"All of this falls apart if humans don't adopt the tech. This is why you've seen Meta cram its lame chatbots into WhatsApp and Instagram. This is why Notepad and Paint now have useless Copilot buttons on Windows. This is why Google Gemini wants to "help you" read and reply to your emails."
Analysis: OpenAI is a loss-making machine, how can it survive?
Don't call it a bubble! Loss-making monster OpenAI is on the hook for $1.4 trillion (with a T) in compute commitments. How can this go on?
www.windowscentral.com
November 30, 2025 at 4:31 PM
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Yaaarrrrr I got a mighty bloat in me land oysterrrrs
November 30, 2025 at 2:57 AM
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I ate the lump of seasoning in my bag of Doritos and tasted god
November 30, 2025 at 2:14 AM
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can’t stand the mona lisa. I hate it when women smile. What’s so funny? My tiny penis?
November 30, 2025 at 1:41 AM
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Thanksgiving means The Last Waltz to me. So here’s a really bad version of me playing The Band’s version of Marvin Gaye’s “Don’t Do It.”
November 30, 2025 at 2:31 AM
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when I detach my post from your quote post I hope it feels like you’re bombing a stand-up set and we can hear the sweat on your forehead drip and hit the stage
November 30, 2025 at 12:15 AM
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statistically a lot of you won’t know about ocellated turkeys, so, here you go
November 28, 2025 at 1:09 AM
rocket powered toilet
November 29, 2025 at 10:29 PM
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people will say anything on here "touching grass every now and then is good for you" no it isn't that's not true
November 29, 2025 at 7:14 PM
cherish every minute of parenthoodzl, folks. when else are you going to be up from midnight to 5am because your 4 year old is barfing from eating too many potato chips
November 29, 2025 at 7:48 PM
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The only thing that's gonna keep me sane through the end of the year is this new Medo portable synthesizer my spouse got me

I am fixated on this object

Highly recommend for anyone who likes bleep-bloops
November 29, 2025 at 8:03 AM
god it's beautiful
Hey @erinbiba.bsky.social I hope this finds you
November 29, 2025 at 8:04 AM
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the covid vaccine prevents many more cases of myocarditis than it potentially causes in kids and adults. this is a conclusive fact from dozens of massive rigorous studies.

vinay prasad is an expert in using statistics to lie, and he is credentialed — that makes this even more dangerous.
Internal memo at the FDA claims 10 deaths in children as a result of Covid vaccines — but does not include data

Explosive story by @by-cjewett.bsky.social

www.nytimes.com/2025/11/28/h...
F.D.A. Attributes 10 Children’s Deaths to Covid Vaccines
www.nytimes.com
November 29, 2025 at 4:07 AM
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I have exploded

the world

that was already

in peril

and which

you were probably

saving

for your children
You can get ChatGPT to help you build a nuclear bomb if you simply design the prompt in the form of a poem, according to a new study from researchers in Europe. www.wired.com/story/poems-...
Poems Can Trick AI Into Helping You Make a Nuclear Weapon
It turns out all the guardrails in the world won’t protect a chatbot from meter and rhyme.
www.wired.com
November 28, 2025 at 3:43 PM
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Part of Thanksgiving should be eating the least popular family member
November 27, 2025 at 10:24 PM
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[shaking Magic 8 Ball] Should we pull the plug on Grandma
November 29, 2025 at 1:02 AM