Notorious RBMK
@comraderobot.bsky.social
equal parts physics, left politics, DIY science, and photos (space/birds/stuff). formerly astroparticle physics, now astrodynamicist. "dr" in certain extremely specific professional contexts. ohio for 3 decades then west coast (sfbay, now pdx). fuck gen ai
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Notorious RBMK
@comraderobot.bsky.social
· Oct 17
okay we can pin stuff now and tons of people are pouring in from an X debacle… so
Hi! my name is Nathan
i post jokes and do a bunch of tedious but aesthetic stuff in my free time:
* space photos
* bird photos
* bouncing radio off the moon
* making gadgets
* using/programming old computers
Hi! my name is Nathan
i post jokes and do a bunch of tedious but aesthetic stuff in my free time:
* space photos
* bird photos
* bouncing radio off the moon
* making gadgets
* using/programming old computers
dr bronners should make an energy drink
December 2, 2025 at 5:59 AM
dr bronners should make an energy drink
lol this is so ominous
Y'all this is absolutely bonkers. It's nearly midnight.
December 2, 2025 at 4:58 AM
lol this is so ominous
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not unless they’re also leftists but with slightly different views
December 2, 2025 at 4:18 AM
not unless they’re also leftists but with slightly different views
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It’s hard to believe but there was a cartoon about an immigrant mouse and it was seen as totally fine and not controversial and not woke because it was an aspirational and nice thing about America that people could come here and find a better life
November 5, 2025 at 9:08 PM
It’s hard to believe but there was a cartoon about an immigrant mouse and it was seen as totally fine and not controversial and not woke because it was an aspirational and nice thing about America that people could come here and find a better life
antifa franklin you are welcome brother
December 2, 2025 at 2:12 AM
antifa franklin you are welcome brother
if the sinus passage at the back of my hard pallet doesn’t clear out soon i am going to get out the fucking drain snake
December 2, 2025 at 2:03 AM
if the sinus passage at the back of my hard pallet doesn’t clear out soon i am going to get out the fucking drain snake
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i’m setting you free. i’m releasing you from the discourse
December 2, 2025 at 1:39 AM
i’m setting you free. i’m releasing you from the discourse
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joining the bvlgaricule
December 1, 2025 at 7:40 PM
joining the bvlgaricule
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dying on everest must be so embarrassing. hey look everybody, I'm bad at my hobby
March 25, 2024 at 9:33 PM
dying on everest must be so embarrassing. hey look everybody, I'm bad at my hobby
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listen 3:30pm coffee im depending on you to put me in a better mood
December 1, 2025 at 11:36 PM
listen 3:30pm coffee im depending on you to put me in a better mood
Everyone Is 12 Theory breaking containment?
Kelly: He runs around on stage talking about lethality and the warrior ethos.. That’s not the message that should be coming from the Secretary of Defense… He runs around on a stage like he’s a 12 year old playing army. It’s embarrassing.
December 1, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Everyone Is 12 Theory breaking containment?
how is butler relevant to the current moment like, at all, unless you are a fully whacked out BlueAnon
the last Lizza post ended on a cliffhanger where Lizza teased a recording of Trump talking about the assassination attempt that would potentially "shatter our understanding of recent history." in the latest drop he reveals that he doesn't know what the recording was and also it has been destroyed.
December 1, 2025 at 9:53 PM
how is butler relevant to the current moment like, at all, unless you are a fully whacked out BlueAnon
ahem SOME of us want the nitrogen to snow out of the atmosphere
People are always like “aw, hang in there, the days will start getting longer again soon” and but for those of us who want the days to get shorter and shorter until we dwell in eternal starlight, NOTHING.
December 1, 2025 at 9:20 PM
ahem SOME of us want the nitrogen to snow out of the atmosphere
theyre putting me in the ai tessaract house tomorrow
December 1, 2025 at 9:18 PM
theyre putting me in the ai tessaract house tomorrow
hell yeah another day another completely inscrutable quote of one of my posts
December 1, 2025 at 7:58 PM
hell yeah another day another completely inscrutable quote of one of my posts
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medical examiner at the trump autopsy making a small incision in his neck and squeezing out a churro-length span of solidified big mac special sauce
December 1, 2025 at 7:42 PM
medical examiner at the trump autopsy making a small incision in his neck and squeezing out a churro-length span of solidified big mac special sauce
joining the bvlgaricule
December 1, 2025 at 7:40 PM
joining the bvlgaricule
wow okay the fact this joke isn’t well represented on the web actually explains a lot because once you hear it…
anyway the joke is something like:
Q: What would an engineer call Kentucky Fried Chicken?
A: Hot Dead Birds
anyway the joke is something like:
Q: What would an engineer call Kentucky Fried Chicken?
A: Hot Dead Birds
Ok what’s the hot dead birds joke though. I tried searching and got literally nothing, not even an ad, which is impressive.
December 1, 2025 at 7:11 PM
wow okay the fact this joke isn’t well represented on the web actually explains a lot because once you hear it…
anyway the joke is something like:
Q: What would an engineer call Kentucky Fried Chicken?
A: Hot Dead Birds
anyway the joke is something like:
Q: What would an engineer call Kentucky Fried Chicken?
A: Hot Dead Birds
starting to think hete pegseth’s days might actually be numbered
FOX: You said the follow up strike was lawful. What law is it that allows no survivors?
LEAVITT: The strike was conducted in self defense to protect Americans
LEAVITT: The strike was conducted in self defense to protect Americans
December 1, 2025 at 7:07 PM
starting to think hete pegseth’s days might actually be numbered
basically every time i see an engineer give a demo the “hot dead birds” joke is relevant. tell a story ffs!!!!!! this sheer surface of uncorrelated facts and features is uninteresting!!!
December 1, 2025 at 7:03 PM
basically every time i see an engineer give a demo the “hot dead birds” joke is relevant. tell a story ffs!!!!!! this sheer surface of uncorrelated facts and features is uninteresting!!!
his ballroom touches the water now
December 1, 2025 at 7:01 PM
his ballroom touches the water now
extremely relieved to see the scale barely changed after a week. holiday plus hometown meant a week of olympic swimmer grade eating.
December 1, 2025 at 5:37 PM
extremely relieved to see the scale barely changed after a week. holiday plus hometown meant a week of olympic swimmer grade eating.
im thankful they’re flexible but uggggh ive got 9 weeks before i even start accumulating PTO again. no sick time.
December 1, 2025 at 5:08 PM
im thankful they’re flexible but uggggh ive got 9 weeks before i even start accumulating PTO again. no sick time.
just saw some house md mpreg content so time for bed i guess!
December 1, 2025 at 7:33 AM
just saw some house md mpreg content so time for bed i guess!