husband ordered some halloween decorations online so I got to tell an almost four year old, “a skeleton is coming to our house today”

the way people react to your posts should be studied in a lab

He was a psychotic looking for a reason to hurt someone else and he found it

www.nytimes.com/2025/10/12/u...

couldn’t be me, i spend sunday morning at church praising the lord

it sure doo

i just think this movie should retroactively win every oscar

This is amazing. I laughed out loud www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle...

whoomp! there it is (my bed)

bedtime jock jams. party people in the house let’s go. to bed

there is a lot of negativity surrounding this but maybe 42% of consumers believe their chips are made with love

Diane Keaton could have directed Annie Hall but Woody Allen could NEVER have directed the music video for Belinda Carlisle's "Heaven is a Place on Earth"

but in the car on the way home my son asked “why does Friend always say cheeseday?” so i guess it’s a pretty poorly kept secret

went to my son’s daycare friend’s 4th birthday party today. the birthday girl took me aside and said she needed to tell me a secret and then whispered “cheeseday” in my ear

fashion news: mcqueen is calling these “bumster jeans”

For sale: baby shoes. So fuckin worn. This baby ran everywhere fast as shit

god forbid women have hobbies

as is the custom in ohio

going to need to hear what he did before passing judgement

Wow, you guys!

1) We had well over 100 people come through

2) Because of generous volunteers we were able to fold 2500 zines and pair them with around 1500 whistles

3) This is now a weekly event at Nighthawk

4) Nighthawk offered to be a hub for whistle donations and distribution every day

he really is a grownup baby 😭

The Muppets Take Portland (2025)

my son (3.5) at bedtime: “I’m a grownup baby. I’m like…a teenager”