amy brown
@amybrown.xyz
writer in tech, parent x2
el cerrito via piqua, ohio
my lore: amybrown.xyz/wendys
el cerrito via piqua, ohio
my lore: amybrown.xyz/wendys
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amy brown
@amybrown.xyz
· Dec 14
just got my first message from someone offering to redesign my website. it looks like this on purpose :) i like it. thanks!
4 year old told me his best friend from school had a growth spurt and is a little bit taller than him now “because he ate so much edamame”
December 5, 2025 at 3:56 AM
4 year old told me his best friend from school had a growth spurt and is a little bit taller than him now “because he ate so much edamame”
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the full moon is a perfect time to reflect on how great the moon is and all the things the moon has done for your life.
February 13, 2025 at 9:42 AM
the full moon is a perfect time to reflect on how great the moon is and all the things the moon has done for your life.
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Dreamed I got a chastising message at work that said, “You should know the names of all the Muppets,” and someone stuck up for me, saying, “I don’t think this one has a name,” and they attached a picture of like a white Gonzo with no eyes
December 4, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Dreamed I got a chastising message at work that said, “You should know the names of all the Muppets,” and someone stuck up for me, saying, “I don’t think this one has a name,” and they attached a picture of like a white Gonzo with no eyes
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it builds character to have an elderly animal who’s actively ruining your life
December 5, 2025 at 2:09 AM
it builds character to have an elderly animal who’s actively ruining your life
“you’re a virgin who can’t drive” - joe rogan arguing with a waymo
December 5, 2025 at 2:14 AM
“you’re a virgin who can’t drive” - joe rogan arguing with a waymo
opened the dryer and found two huge wolf spiders inside and started panicking so my mother in law and my son (4) grabbed shoes and waged spider warfare on my behalf. and that’s love
December 5, 2025 at 12:48 AM
opened the dryer and found two huge wolf spiders inside and started panicking so my mother in law and my son (4) grabbed shoes and waged spider warfare on my behalf. and that’s love
why does she look like emily blunt in a biopic about katy perry
December 4, 2025 at 10:57 PM
why does she look like emily blunt in a biopic about katy perry
no offense but like. he's very famous
December 4, 2025 at 10:50 PM
no offense but like. he's very famous
gave our 15-year-old dog a pain pill because he was looking pretty stiff today but i accidentally made him too powerful. found him on his hind legs trying to climb into the kitchen trash. mans had the munchies
December 4, 2025 at 8:15 PM
gave our 15-year-old dog a pain pill because he was looking pretty stiff today but i accidentally made him too powerful. found him on his hind legs trying to climb into the kitchen trash. mans had the munchies
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I wrote a bit for McSweeney's about Isaac Chotiner interviewing Santa Claus. Just a little something for the holiday season. Enjoy!
The New Yorker’s Isaac Chotiner Interviews Santa Claus
For several centuries, Santa Claus has been one of the most prolific mythical gift-givers in the world. Formerly known as Saint Nicholas of Myra, a...
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December 4, 2025 at 7:02 PM
I wrote a bit for McSweeney's about Isaac Chotiner interviewing Santa Claus. Just a little something for the holiday season. Enjoy!
yesterday I put my laptop away somewhere and I remember thinking “im never gonna remember I put it here” and I was right
December 4, 2025 at 6:45 PM
yesterday I put my laptop away somewhere and I remember thinking “im never gonna remember I put it here” and I was right
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There is a fifth wave of ska, beyond that which is known to rude boys
December 2, 2025 at 8:24 PM
There is a fifth wave of ska, beyond that which is known to rude boys
nobody:
the 4am baby: A B T D E O G 🎵
the 4am baby: A B T D E O G 🎵
December 4, 2025 at 2:48 PM
nobody:
the 4am baby: A B T D E O G 🎵
the 4am baby: A B T D E O G 🎵
“why isn’t christmas magic anymore” well bitch you’re santa now, sounds like the problem is you’re not magical
December 4, 2025 at 2:19 PM
“why isn’t christmas magic anymore” well bitch you’re santa now, sounds like the problem is you’re not magical
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does anyone else notice the giant lady doesnt cut up your hot dogs anymore!?
Because you're an adult you fucking muppet. You gotta pay the magic forward.
December 4, 2025 at 12:26 AM
does anyone else notice the giant lady doesnt cut up your hot dogs anymore!?
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They should do MyChart Wrapped
December 3, 2025 at 10:13 PM
They should do MyChart Wrapped
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deciding which christmas card recipients get which postage stamps...is uncle david more of a spongebob or a goodnight moon...i may be here all night
December 3, 2025 at 10:25 PM
deciding which christmas card recipients get which postage stamps...is uncle david more of a spongebob or a goodnight moon...i may be here all night
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Sesame Street: Letter S Song (Letter of the Day Song)
YouTube video by Sesame Street
www.youtube.com
December 3, 2025 at 5:29 PM
one of my 2026 predictions is that taylor swift turns on sabrina carpenter as she starts to eclipse her in popularity
Sabrina Carpenter's post yesterday calling the White House video "evil and disgusting" is in record-setting ratio territory: 1.3 million likes (20x more than WH's), 177,000 reposts, 83 million views
December 3, 2025 at 5:09 PM
one of my 2026 predictions is that taylor swift turns on sabrina carpenter as she starts to eclipse her in popularity
I canceled my Spotify subscription this year so they sent my Wrapped through my living room window attached to a brick
December 3, 2025 at 1:43 PM
I canceled my Spotify subscription this year so they sent my Wrapped through my living room window attached to a brick
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hands down my favorite line from a book that provides no value add to the written word besides being, possibly, the most narcissistic memoir ever put to paper.
December 2, 2025 at 2:41 PM
hands down my favorite line from a book that provides no value add to the written word besides being, possibly, the most narcissistic memoir ever put to paper.
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A scene from American Canto. Olivia Nuzzi tries to visit the WWE Hall of Fame, only to discover that it is not a physical building.
December 2, 2025 at 9:53 PM
A scene from American Canto. Olivia Nuzzi tries to visit the WWE Hall of Fame, only to discover that it is not a physical building.