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Turkullen
@hellocullen.bsky.social
Husband to nine
father to a beautiful Christian marine
son to a wife
father (all that matters)
marine to a beautiful son
i just spontaneously yelled "this is wonderful" at this

youtu.be/sOuGDnBsEkE?...
The United Servo Academy Men's Chorus Hymn
YouTube video by MYSTERY SCIENCE THEATER 3000
youtu.be
November 27, 2025 at 5:09 AM
check it out im on the information superhighway
November 27, 2025 at 4:08 AM
November 27, 2025 at 3:43 AM
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Counterpoint, you don't owe your family anything. If they suck, screw 'em. There are plenty of tables that aren't surrounded by humanity's buttholes. Life is too short to believe people are owed your time because of "blood" or whatever.
Guest essayist, your TV-addled meemaw who will be serving Thanksgiving dinner on a commemorative Riley Gaines plate to a lot of empty chairs
November 26, 2025 at 7:17 PM
AJ Brown's Twitter when the eagles win
November 26, 2025 at 11:19 PM
i wonder if taking gambling ad dollars is gonna age like cigarettes
November 26, 2025 at 11:13 PM
seeing a messy room: "its some kinda damn zootopia in here"
November 26, 2025 at 10:16 PM
go tell it to your E-Wife, pal
November 26, 2025 at 10:03 PM
is AI gonna accidentally make having skills rarer, more impressive, and sought after?
November 26, 2025 at 9:48 PM
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November 26, 2025 at 8:50 PM
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semi-regular reminder to gaze upon Bob Peck's thighs in JURASSIC PARK

Look
LOOK AT THEM
February 6, 2024 at 8:34 PM
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A Gen Z-led advocacy group announced a boycott campaign targeting major corporations “that enable, profit from, or directly collaborate with ICE.” Beyond the Ballot launched “Not With My Dollars: ICE Out of My Wallet” just days before Black Friday kicks off.
Boycott Campaign Targets Companies Tied to ICE Ahead of Black Friday
The Not With My Dollars campaign takes aim at Amazon, Whole Foods, Dell, Microsoft, Home Depot, Spotify, and Target.
truthout.org
November 26, 2025 at 5:38 PM
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in case you were wondering how strictly the atlantic fact checks *print cover stories* by their star political reporters :)))
hey, just fyi, there’s a small error in the second paragraph — 500 bullets fired at the campus, 200 hit the buildings
November 26, 2025 at 4:34 PM
"Alf doesn't actually want to eat the cat"

"100% disagree!"

-Shumway Takes
November 26, 2025 at 4:07 PM
*bort voice*
my dog is also named How The Grinch Stole Christmas
How the Grinch Stole Christmas 🐕
Baby male Pit Bull Terrier mix
Adoptable from Final Victory Animal Rescue (Columbia, SC)

https://www.petfinder.com/dog/how-the-grinch-stole-christmas-79669278/sc/columbia/final-victory-animal-rescue-sc497/
November 26, 2025 at 3:53 PM
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Lily Allen 🐕‍🦺
Adult female Basset Hound mix
Adoptable from Badass Brooklyn Animal Rescue (Brooklyn, NY)

https://www.petfinder.com/dog/lily-allen-79682166/ny/brooklyn/badass-brooklyn-animal-rescue-ny1072/
November 26, 2025 at 3:45 PM
lol they're doing D.A.R.E. for healthcare and housing
We're so gonna win lmao this is pathetic
November 26, 2025 at 3:46 PM
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Why is this surprising? Every president has a "Goo Man" (a staffer whose job it is to baste the president with a mysterious goo) without which the president becomes pale and lethargic. This is simply poor staff work
the Doug Mills video embedded in the NYT Trump aging story is pretty amazing
November 26, 2025 at 3:27 PM
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Police have access to massive surveillance networks that track the public whether they are suspects or not. That means probably for every 1 officer caught using the system to harass or spy on people they have feuds with, ex's, activists, journalists, there are probably 100 more we don't know about.
Georgia police chief charged with using license plate readers to stalk and harass people
A police chief in suburban Atlanta has been arrested on charges of using the city's license plate cameras to stalk and harass people.
apnews.com
November 26, 2025 at 2:24 PM
i have a note here i think might help answer your question
November 26, 2025 at 3:11 PM
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And that’s why it’s important we fund music and arts for every child right? Or is it the make rich guys richer thing again?
All AI music does is devalue the work done by human artists. It’s not accessibility, it’s exploitation. We need real protections for artists against AI!

BTW — even if you had access to this AI startup as a child, you still wouldn’t know how to make music.
November 26, 2025 at 2:49 PM
i wonder if a boy band of hunky gregorian chanters could take off
November 25, 2025 at 11:23 PM
i will never forget being 9 years old and lelsey grammer on some tv special saying that if you dont have a tear running down your face at the end of its a wonderful life there's something wrong with you and me being like "oh no im a bad person!"
November 25, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Let's Play "Bon Jovi's Rosary Master" (Neogeo, 1992)
November 25, 2025 at 10:41 PM
This is how people talked about me as a line cook at a greasy spoon
Eagles DC Vic Fangio to Philly reporters on Caleb Williams: "He's a high-level scrambler, he's strong, he's fast, he's got good instincts when he is scrambling. It's tough."
November 25, 2025 at 10:20 PM