Cullen
@hellocullen.bsky.social
Husband to nine
father to a beautiful Christian marine
son to a wife
father (all that matters)
marine to a beautiful son
father to a beautiful Christian marine
son to a wife
father (all that matters)
marine to a beautiful son
Pinned
"Makin' online jokes done lost it's flavor," he spit into the dying fire. "I think I'm quit."
"Maybe it's quit a' you," answered a voice from deep within him.
"Maybe" he replied, chewing the last of his beans.
In the distance some coyotes gibbered. Almost like laughter.
"Maybe"
"Maybe it's quit a' you," answered a voice from deep within him.
"Maybe" he replied, chewing the last of his beans.
In the distance some coyotes gibbered. Almost like laughter.
"Maybe"
these are.... confessions
When I say this agency [ICE and CBP] CAN’T be reformed this is why.
January 26, 2026 at 6:48 PM
these are.... confessions
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They're squirming.
ABC: Noem said Pretti committed an act of domestic terrorism. Stephen Miller labeled him a domestic terrorist. Does the president agree?
LEAVITT: I have not heard the president characterize Mr Pretti in that way
LEAVITT: I have not heard the president characterize Mr Pretti in that way
January 26, 2026 at 6:40 PM
They're squirming.
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I don’t think a Clickhole bit has ever gotten me as much as this one:
January 26, 2026 at 6:27 PM
I don’t think a Clickhole bit has ever gotten me as much as this one:
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fire his ass. take a stance.
January 26, 2026 at 5:03 PM
fire his ass. take a stance.
miss fetterman do you like adult animation and a person's non normative thoughts about how their interaction with ET might go?
John Fetterman’s wife Gisele posted this an hour ago in response to yesterday’s events but I haven’t seen the senator say anything publicly or issue any statements.
January 26, 2026 at 5:36 PM
miss fetterman do you like adult animation and a person's non normative thoughts about how their interaction with ET might go?
do not buy a single thing these fuckers say. they coordinated to make sure funding passed like they literally always do
Tom Suozzi, one of the 7 House Dems who voted for the DHS bill: "I failed to view the DHS funding vote as a referendum on the illegal and immoral conduct of ICE in Minneapolis... I have long been critical of ICE’s unlawful behavior and I must do a better job demonstrating that."
January 26, 2026 at 5:32 PM
do not buy a single thing these fuckers say. they coordinated to make sure funding passed like they literally always do
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![Ben Terris
@bterris
X.com
"[My father] had one problem," Trump said. "
He started getting, what do they call it?" He pointed to his forehead and looked to his press secretary for the word that escaped him.
"Alzheimer's," Leavitt said.
"Like an Alzheimer's thing," Trump said. "Well, I don't have it."](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:drfb2pdjlnsqkfgsoellcahm/bafkreiddfjrkrizv6r5szmevc7gl3bgwmcoub2i7ondb7cpnnqslhsjtvi@jpeg)
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if you're keeping score:
Minnesotans: bonded stronger than ever
Philly: wants this smoke
ICE: shook af
Normies: flipping FAST
Trump coalition: fracturing, huffing that cope
Democrats: may actually shut down the gov't
Trump: blue hands; brain turning to room temp Clamato
Minnesotans: bonded stronger than ever
Philly: wants this smoke
ICE: shook af
Normies: flipping FAST
Trump coalition: fracturing, huffing that cope
Democrats: may actually shut down the gov't
Trump: blue hands; brain turning to room temp Clamato
January 26, 2026 at 6:15 AM
if you're keeping score:
Minnesotans: bonded stronger than ever
Philly: wants this smoke
ICE: shook af
Normies: flipping FAST
Trump coalition: fracturing, huffing that cope
Democrats: may actually shut down the gov't
Trump: blue hands; brain turning to room temp Clamato
Minnesotans: bonded stronger than ever
Philly: wants this smoke
ICE: shook af
Normies: flipping FAST
Trump coalition: fracturing, huffing that cope
Democrats: may actually shut down the gov't
Trump: blue hands; brain turning to room temp Clamato
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Not even their dogs are safe from the obviously fake receipt thing
January 26, 2026 at 5:07 AM
Not even their dogs are safe from the obviously fake receipt thing
the regular Sunday night fireworks were a little more somber than usual today
here in LA it's really quiet but that's also how it sounds after a big Rams win
January 26, 2026 at 4:20 AM
the regular Sunday night fireworks were a little more somber than usual today
this is straight up not a big enough part of the discourse
They are grabbing and bursting testicles.
That’s sexual assault.
We already know women detainees have been raped, assaulted and in some cases sterilized.
This is sick stuff. They want to inflict maximum pain.
They’re abusers drunk on power.
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
That’s sexual assault.
We already know women detainees have been raped, assaulted and in some cases sterilized.
This is sick stuff. They want to inflict maximum pain.
They’re abusers drunk on power.
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
Officers at Texas immigration detention facility accused of beatings and sexual abuse
Civil rights coalition calls for immediate closure of camp, where more than 2,700 detainees are being held
www.theguardian.com
January 26, 2026 at 4:14 AM
this is straight up not a big enough part of the discourse
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They are grabbing and bursting testicles.
That’s sexual assault.
We already know women detainees have been raped, assaulted and in some cases sterilized.
This is sick stuff. They want to inflict maximum pain.
They’re abusers drunk on power.
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
That’s sexual assault.
We already know women detainees have been raped, assaulted and in some cases sterilized.
This is sick stuff. They want to inflict maximum pain.
They’re abusers drunk on power.
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
Officers at Texas immigration detention facility accused of beatings and sexual abuse
Civil rights coalition calls for immediate closure of camp, where more than 2,700 detainees are being held
www.theguardian.com
January 26, 2026 at 3:34 AM
They are grabbing and bursting testicles.
That’s sexual assault.
We already know women detainees have been raped, assaulted and in some cases sterilized.
This is sick stuff. They want to inflict maximum pain.
They’re abusers drunk on power.
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
That’s sexual assault.
We already know women detainees have been raped, assaulted and in some cases sterilized.
This is sick stuff. They want to inflict maximum pain.
They’re abusers drunk on power.
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
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@hellocullen.bsky.social i’m five minutes into the pilot, am gonna assume the brushfire club is as hot as it seems!
January 26, 2026 at 3:32 AM
@hellocullen.bsky.social i’m five minutes into the pilot, am gonna assume the brushfire club is as hot as it seems!
never forget darnold was in the greatest graphic in soorts history
January 26, 2026 at 3:27 AM
never forget darnold was in the greatest graphic in soorts history
after maybe the craziest football season of my life we get a fuckin Superbowl rematch with two legacy teams. COOL
January 26, 2026 at 2:55 AM
after maybe the craziest football season of my life we get a fuckin Superbowl rematch with two legacy teams. COOL
this is why i didnt go to the emmys
President Donald Trump will not be attending Super Bowl LX on Feb. 8 in Santa Clara, Calif., he said in an interview with the New York Post.
“It’s just too far away,” he said.
“It’s just too far away,” he said.
January 26, 2026 at 2:04 AM
this is why i didnt go to the emmys
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This dude is on a record 154 consecutive headlines that make you say "this guy sucks"
January 26, 2026 at 12:54 AM
This dude is on a record 154 consecutive headlines that make you say "this guy sucks"
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Tim Doyle a famous Marvel artist is making some of the most Metal Anti-ICE art right now! Ghost Rider, Wolverine and the Punisher taking ICE out!
January 25, 2026 at 10:09 PM
Tim Doyle a famous Marvel artist is making some of the most Metal Anti-ICE art right now! Ghost Rider, Wolverine and the Punisher taking ICE out!
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People at taken to Whipple are released into the cold in whatever they were wearing without their phones and IDs. Volunteers meet them at release (or find them left in parks and the woods) get them a burner, warm clothes, food, a ride home, etc
(GFM in next post)
www.instagram.com/reel/DTzJde9...
(GFM in next post)
www.instagram.com/reel/DTzJde9...
January 26, 2026 at 1:39 AM
People at taken to Whipple are released into the cold in whatever they were wearing without their phones and IDs. Volunteers meet them at release (or find them left in parks and the woods) get them a burner, warm clothes, food, a ride home, etc
(GFM in next post)
www.instagram.com/reel/DTzJde9...
(GFM in next post)
www.instagram.com/reel/DTzJde9...
"it's coming home" voice
January 26, 2026 at 1:26 AM
"it's coming home" voice
they should bring out a guy in a face mask and tactical gear and do a series of nuts wiping dunks on him
January 26, 2026 at 1:20 AM
they should bring out a guy in a face mask and tactical gear and do a series of nuts wiping dunks on him