Cullen
@hellocullen.bsky.social
Husband to nine
father to a beautiful Christian marine
son to a wife
father (all that matters)
marine to a beautiful son
father to a beautiful Christian marine
son to a wife
father (all that matters)
marine to a beautiful son
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"Makin' online jokes done lost it's flavor," he spit into the dying fire. "I think I'm quit."
"Maybe it's quit a' you," answered a voice from deep within him.
"Maybe" he replied, chewing the last of his beans.
In the distance some coyotes gibbered. Almost like laughter.
"Maybe"
"Maybe it's quit a' you," answered a voice from deep within him.
"Maybe" he replied, chewing the last of his beans.
In the distance some coyotes gibbered. Almost like laughter.
"Maybe"
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TIM WALZ JUST TEXTED ME TO FUNDRAISE FOR HIS LEGAL DEFENSE FUND WHEN I AM HEMORRHAGING MONEY SO MY NEIGHBORS DONT GET EVICTED BECAUSE THEY CANT LEAVE THEIR HOUSE TO WORK
GO
FUCK
YOURSELF
TIM
WALZ
EVICTION MORATORIUM NOW
GO
FUCK
YOURSELF
TIM
WALZ
EVICTION MORATORIUM NOW
January 28, 2026 at 5:43 PM
TIM WALZ JUST TEXTED ME TO FUNDRAISE FOR HIS LEGAL DEFENSE FUND WHEN I AM HEMORRHAGING MONEY SO MY NEIGHBORS DONT GET EVICTED BECAUSE THEY CANT LEAVE THEIR HOUSE TO WORK
GO
FUCK
YOURSELF
TIM
WALZ
EVICTION MORATORIUM NOW
GO
FUCK
YOURSELF
TIM
WALZ
EVICTION MORATORIUM NOW
we all grieve in different ways. our eyes turning into dollar signs for example.
Candace Owens released leaked audio from Turning Point USA in which Erika Kirk is heard giggling and cheerfully discussing attendance figures, merchandise sales, and performance metrics from Charlie Kirk’s memorial event just 11 days after his death...
January 28, 2026 at 5:45 PM
we all grieve in different ways. our eyes turning into dollar signs for example.
thank you mr. president. i also want to do my part. here is a picture of the cartoon Bender.
January 28, 2026 at 5:42 PM
thank you mr. president. i also want to do my part. here is a picture of the cartoon Bender.
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Disney's Monster Bash - Halloween VHS - 1993 : 1437s
January 28, 2026 at 7:30 AM
Disney's Monster Bash - Halloween VHS - 1993 : 1437s
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i feel like this instagram reel gets truer every day
January 28, 2026 at 6:33 AM
i feel like this instagram reel gets truer every day
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In response to announcement that he will be a new CBS contributor, Andrew Huberman tweeted “I’ve always gone issue-by-issue on health & science, spoken to experts w/a range of takes & presented where I see the center of (data) mass pointed. I’ll do the same with @CBSNews”. In Sept he posted this:
January 28, 2026 at 1:44 AM
In response to announcement that he will be a new CBS contributor, Andrew Huberman tweeted “I’ve always gone issue-by-issue on health & science, spoken to experts w/a range of takes & presented where I see the center of (data) mass pointed. I’ll do the same with @CBSNews”. In Sept he posted this:
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Nice respite from the endless horror. Genius comedy writer @hellocullen.bsky.social (you might also know him from writing arguably the greatest tweet of all time about killing E.T. with a hammer while crying?) interview with The Doughboys.
He has a new animated series coming out called Strip Law.
He has a new animated series coming out called Strip Law.
This was a great episode I thought youtu.be/jL7kUqUUJfo?...
KFC 4 with Cullen Crawford
YouTube video by Doughboys Media
youtu.be
January 28, 2026 at 7:07 AM
Nice respite from the endless horror. Genius comedy writer @hellocullen.bsky.social (you might also know him from writing arguably the greatest tweet of all time about killing E.T. with a hammer while crying?) interview with The Doughboys.
He has a new animated series coming out called Strip Law.
He has a new animated series coming out called Strip Law.
i have video evidence that pregnant sonic was present
the true danger of AI is all these systems are being used by dummies who were raised on police procedural TV shows
January 28, 2026 at 5:41 AM
i have video evidence that pregnant sonic was present
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This was a great episode I thought youtu.be/jL7kUqUUJfo?...
KFC 4 with Cullen Crawford
YouTube video by Doughboys Media
youtu.be
January 28, 2026 at 5:17 AM
This was a great episode I thought youtu.be/jL7kUqUUJfo?...
this is kinda shit is what our country could be known for
January 28, 2026 at 12:41 AM
this is kinda shit is what our country could be known for
you think kristi noem ever gives her name at a customer service desk and is told "i know kristi has no m. whats your last name?"
anyway she should never breathe free air again
anyway she should never breathe free air again
January 28, 2026 at 12:29 AM
you think kristi noem ever gives her name at a customer service desk and is told "i know kristi has no m. whats your last name?"
anyway she should never breathe free air again
anyway she should never breathe free air again
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I'm gonna give Tom Homan the benefit of the doubt this guy was almost VP lmao
"I'm gonna give Homan the benefit of the doubt"
"They should coordinate with local law enforcement, pick these people up in the middle of the night when they're not suspecting it"
Walz is capitulating to fascists and encouraging night raids. Genuinely disgusting. Why would anyone settle for this?
"They should coordinate with local law enforcement, pick these people up in the middle of the night when they're not suspecting it"
Walz is capitulating to fascists and encouraging night raids. Genuinely disgusting. Why would anyone settle for this?
January 28, 2026 at 12:21 AM
I'm gonna give Tom Homan the benefit of the doubt this guy was almost VP lmao
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Dudes Rock
January 27, 2026 at 10:44 PM
Dudes Rock
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ICE CHECING IDENTIFICATION AT
FOOD CITY
22ND ST NEAR COUNTRY CLUB
LARGE HISPANIC NEIGHBORHOOD
FOOD CITY
22ND ST NEAR COUNTRY CLUB
LARGE HISPANIC NEIGHBORHOOD
ICE reported at Food City on 22nd in Tucson right now. Asking to see people's ID. Escalating DHS activity here. Also, reports of Border Patrol involved in a shooting on Arivaca Road. Not much detail except victim flown to Banner.
January 27, 2026 at 11:41 PM
ICE CHECING IDENTIFICATION AT
FOOD CITY
22ND ST NEAR COUNTRY CLUB
LARGE HISPANIC NEIGHBORHOOD
FOOD CITY
22ND ST NEAR COUNTRY CLUB
LARGE HISPANIC NEIGHBORHOOD
lol megyn kelly isn't in the groupchat
January 28, 2026 at 12:14 AM
lol megyn kelly isn't in the groupchat
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Amid growing calls for the abolition of ICE, Rep. Delia Ramirez is calling for the entire DHS to be dismantled. Highlighting how much experience the officers who killed Renee Good and Alex Pretti had, Ramirez said, “DHS was built to violate our rights and has been empowered to act with impunity.”
House Democrat Says Abolishing ICE Isn’t Enough — DHS Must Go, Too
“The problem isn’t ‘training.’ DHS was built to violate our rights,” said Rep. Delia C. Ramirez.
truthout.org
January 27, 2026 at 8:58 PM
Amid growing calls for the abolition of ICE, Rep. Delia Ramirez is calling for the entire DHS to be dismantled. Highlighting how much experience the officers who killed Renee Good and Alex Pretti had, Ramirez said, “DHS was built to violate our rights and has been empowered to act with impunity.”
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I’ve heard some anecdotal accounts of people developing brain tumors after exposure to LRAD in Portland 2020.
Carcinogenesis may be an overlooked impact of these terror-weapons.
lupinepublishers.com/drug-designi...
Carcinogenesis may be an overlooked impact of these terror-weapons.
lupinepublishers.com/drug-designi...
Secret Sonic Weapons’ War Lead to Carcinogenesis
The New York Times reported that at least two employees
removed from China experienced unusual noises while there.
The Times reported that US officials are suspicious
lupinepublishers.com
January 27, 2026 at 11:19 PM
I’ve heard some anecdotal accounts of people developing brain tumors after exposure to LRAD in Portland 2020.
Carcinogenesis may be an overlooked impact of these terror-weapons.
lupinepublishers.com/drug-designi...
Carcinogenesis may be an overlooked impact of these terror-weapons.
lupinepublishers.com/drug-designi...
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A reminder that ICE hasn’t slowed down in Minneapolis at all.
Outside of Minnesota, it might feel like everything has changed since Alex Pretti’s murder. But ICE hasn’t actually lost any power and they’re continuing to terrorize our communities.
Outside of Minnesota, it might feel like everything has changed since Alex Pretti’s murder. But ICE hasn’t actually lost any power and they’re continuing to terrorize our communities.
January 27, 2026 at 7:57 PM
A reminder that ICE hasn’t slowed down in Minneapolis at all.
Outside of Minnesota, it might feel like everything has changed since Alex Pretti’s murder. But ICE hasn’t actually lost any power and they’re continuing to terrorize our communities.
Outside of Minnesota, it might feel like everything has changed since Alex Pretti’s murder. But ICE hasn’t actually lost any power and they’re continuing to terrorize our communities.
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they’ve attacked folks outside the Guatamalan consulate here in LA
1/27/2026 - Minneapolis
ICE just attempted an illegal entry into the ECUADORIAN CONSULATE to abduct someone
They did not have a warrant
ICE just attempted an illegal entry into the ECUADORIAN CONSULATE to abduct someone
They did not have a warrant
January 27, 2026 at 10:58 PM
they’ve attacked folks outside the Guatamalan consulate here in LA
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Federal deployment to Minneapolis "is steady state and expected to continue as planned," per Border Patrol memo leaked to me
January 27, 2026 at 10:20 PM
Federal deployment to Minneapolis "is steady state and expected to continue as planned," per Border Patrol memo leaked to me
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emma goldman in 1910 because if reform worked it would’ve worked by now
January 27, 2026 at 11:05 PM
emma goldman in 1910 because if reform worked it would’ve worked by now
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There's no ICE accountability without ending qualified immunity.
They're murdering people. There won't be justice for the lives they've stolen, but there must be accountability.
My bill with @markey.senate.gov would ensure families can sue the agents murdering their loved ones.
They're murdering people. There won't be justice for the lives they've stolen, but there must be accountability.
My bill with @markey.senate.gov would ensure families can sue the agents murdering their loved ones.
January 27, 2026 at 9:02 PM
There's no ICE accountability without ending qualified immunity.
They're murdering people. There won't be justice for the lives they've stolen, but there must be accountability.
My bill with @markey.senate.gov would ensure families can sue the agents murdering their loved ones.
They're murdering people. There won't be justice for the lives they've stolen, but there must be accountability.
My bill with @markey.senate.gov would ensure families can sue the agents murdering their loved ones.