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KING RALPH II: HEIR WE GO AGAIN releasing in theatres in 1998!
So sleepy you start to melt
November 27, 2025 at 11:15 PM
November 27, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Pac…never forget when you had nothing
November 27, 2025 at 4:33 PM
BEAUTIFUL.
November 27, 2025 at 3:30 PM
There’s Funky Winkerbean!!
November 27, 2025 at 3:26 PM
November 26, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Is it good that publications are running articles like “A Thrifty Thanksgiving Treat? Try Boiling A Leather Shoe!”
November 26, 2025 at 2:38 PM
November 26, 2025 at 4:00 AM
“Those who eat my ectoplasm and drink my slime abide in me, and I in them.”
- Slimer
Hardee’s Slimer Sundae (1989-1989): Vanilla soft-serve topped with a green, bubblegum-flavored sauce. This sundae was released as part of a massive promotion for "Ghostbusters II", and the sauce was meant to evoke the thick, viscous ectoplasm from the film
November 26, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Yup that’s definitely Bruce Willis
DIE HARD ARCADE
SEGA AM1 R&D DIVISION/SEGA TECHNICAL INSTITUTE 1997
SEGA SATURN
November 26, 2025 at 12:47 AM
I’ve received credible intel that the French government is trying to kill me and I have begun studying Muay Thai. I warn any potential assassins that my instructor was a stunt coordinator on Ballistic: Ecks vs. Sever
November 25, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Finding old published review and it looks like a scroll from another era
November 25, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Embrace cabbage.
Cabbage is affordable, delicious, and astoundingly versatile, @giladedelman.bsky.social writes. The underrated crucifer “is fit for a king”:
The Most Underrated Thanksgiving Vegetable
Embrace cabbage.
bit.ly
November 25, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Castlevania is real it happened to my buddy Ron
November 25, 2025 at 3:25 AM
I think I would like to be like Bernie Taupin and become a lyricist for a musical genius. That seems like a good career path. Every week I would send them some lyrics for a new song with a title like “The Ballad of Boxcar Bill and the Backstreet Brawlers” and then they would do everything else.
November 25, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Sweet lil baby
November 24, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Please don’t make me see any more opinions about Star Wars. It’s cruel
November 24, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Sorry boss can’t make it in to work today I got Lisztomania. Those piano flourishes got me bugging
November 24, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Reposted by Mel Stefaniuk
November 24, 2025 at 2:56 PM
In more important news I would now like to announce the nominees for Game of the Year at the Mel Awards.
Game of The Year nominees for The Game Awards

- Clair Obscur: Expedition 33
- Death Stranding 2: On the Beach
- Donkey Kong Bananza
- Hades II
- Hollow Knight: Silksong
- Kingdom Come: Deliverance II
November 23, 2025 at 4:08 PM
My friend Bronco got mixed up with them and a few months later they were fishing his body out of the Hudson
November 22, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Who would sponsor this? The Coalition To Not Make Wicked 3???
November 22, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Neil Young when he sees why “harvest” is trending
November 22, 2025 at 5:07 PM
“We came to see Elphaba raise a little hell!”
November 21, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Reposted by Mel Stefaniuk
Trump looks at Mamdani like when Dr. Doback meets Derek for the first time in Step Brothers.
November 21, 2025 at 10:02 PM