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Jesse
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Local oaf
probably a good idea to cave to a guy who has a 36% approval rating and fucks kids
November 29, 2025 at 12:51 AM
I dunno man but if a white woman with high cheekbones and a podcast is saying this then maybe something has shifted
November 28, 2025 at 6:05 PM
blessed relic
November 28, 2025 at 3:38 AM
if you use AI then you have something in common with this guy; sit with that one for a minute
Graham Linehan is a normal and well man.
November 28, 2025 at 3:28 AM
you can see a couple that looks exactly like this outside of every single gas station in America
Justin & Hailey Bieber stun in new photos.
November 28, 2025 at 2:16 AM
at Rudy Giuliani’s Thanksgiving they call it the “wife walk”
November 27, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Happy Thanksgiving! You left a soda in the freezer and forgot about it you gotta go get that shit dawg
November 27, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Reposted by Jesse
Jack White is the king of “indie dudes love sports too” representation matters baby
November 27, 2025 at 7:49 PM
‘Hello Operator’ is a deep cut hell yeah dude
Jack White brings out Eminem
November 27, 2025 at 7:57 PM
my favorite Thanksgiving social media content by far is the accidentally charred-to-a-crisp xenomorph ass turkey
November 27, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Reposted by Jesse
November 27, 2025 at 5:11 PM
im sorry but I just didn’t think Vince Guaraldi would…look so much like a guy named Vince Guaraldi
November 27, 2025 at 3:23 PM
not going anywhere today so I guess I’ll just turn on motion-smoothing on my own tv and then fix it
November 27, 2025 at 1:50 PM
The Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade is always like “to commemorate the beloved children’s tv series ‘The Boogie Goblins’ and sponsored by Kikoman Soy Sauce — it’s Whitesnake!”
November 27, 2025 at 1:37 PM
I for one think it’s really good that all US Military equipment will function much like a McFlurry machine www.wired.com/story/subscr...
The US Military Wants to Fix Its Own Equipment. Defense Contractors Are Trying to Shoot That Down
A push by military contractors could alter pending legislation that would have empowered servicemembers to repair equipment. Lobbyists are pitching a subscription service instead.
www.wired.com
November 27, 2025 at 11:46 AM
an underrated factor in how all of these bozos are unraveling so quickly is simply that none of them had ever had a real job before
November 27, 2025 at 3:23 AM
🎶you got mud on your face,
you big mud-face,
getting that mud all over your face🎶
November 27, 2025 at 1:48 AM
November 27, 2025 at 1:08 AM
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November 27, 2025 at 12:43 AM
the turbo tunnel will be responsible for at least a couple of family annihilations tomorrow
The latest Switch Online update has brought two NES and two Game Boy titles to the service - Battletoads, Ninja Gaiden 2, and more!

buff.ly/gaZYvNI
November 27, 2025 at 12:43 AM
I don’t think you’d be wrong to say that a lot of children will die because this lady got horny for the weirdest, dumbest beef-biltong lookin dipshit to ever live
Hey, congratulations to all of Olivia Nuzzi’s horny media critic defenders. Heckuva job!
November 27, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Reposted by Jesse
everyone knows the number one quality of rigorous, responsible journalism is waiting months and months to reveal urgently newsworthy information until it can cause the most harm in your personal vendettas
November 26, 2025 at 10:53 PM
someone asked me what MJ Lenderman’s music is like and all I could think of is Neil Young with a couple of zyns in
November 26, 2025 at 10:04 PM
November 26, 2025 at 9:26 PM
if you’re keeping score at home that’s:

DOGE Praise - 1

Zohran Praise - 0
We all believe in improving efficiency, and a team genuinely focused on that could do a world of good.

But the DOGE we could have had is a far cry from the DOGE we actually got.
November 26, 2025 at 6:03 PM