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brainexploder
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My very first post on Bluesky! I hope I don’t spell anything wrogn!
Omg a 24 hour loop of this would be incredible
It’s things like this that make October and Halloween so special. Regular, ordinary, and boring chores are suddenly filled with cast of ghosts, rats, and bats.

I hope you all find a ghost or a rat or a graveyard today.
Ultra rare aesthetic unlocked: Mid level sketchy laundromat with early 2000’s Halloween decorations.
That’s the life I dream to live
Does any fast food chain go this hard anymore?
Something this magic can’t come from corporate, it has to be hastily done by someone in that specific location.
My favorite aesthetic is chain restaurant franchise location DIY Halloween display.
Nobody ever talks about the movie Monkey Bone and it’s starting to deeply upset me.
If you need physical, tangible evidence that life peaked in the early 2000’s: these were FREE at McDonald’s in October 2003.
We’re all trying our best here
Mid October lunch for a regular, ordinarily adult
I would love for this to be at a pumpkin patch with other wood cut out Halloween folk art.
Your move, Henson/ Monster cereals!
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Halloween! Nightmare King! Ghost! Ghost Pepper! Wednesday! And now the Jack-O-Lantern Whopper. I'm the only person in the world with a complete collection of Burger King's Halloween Whoppers, dating as far back as 2015. Can't believe I'm single.
I don’t joke about serious topics
If this came out when I was a kid, I would 100% save this box to put action figures in.
But even better: I’m gonna save this box and put action figures in it as an adult.
Happy October 1st from whatever the fuck this thing is
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"I'm a stupid moron with an ugly face and a big butt and my butt smells and... I like to kiss my own butt"
We’re getting into it tonight, folks!