brainexploder
@brainexploder.bsky.social
Human person, humorist, liker of things.
This is the best fast food holiday promotion that I can think of since basically the year 2000.
December 4, 2025 at 12:09 AM
This is the best fast food holiday promotion that I can think of since basically the year 2000.
Is he a dragon? A cockroach? A dragroach?
November 27, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Is he a dragon? A cockroach? A dragroach?
The legacy of Barney is an interesting one. He’s a tried and true friend but also is immediately mentally associated with blankets that smell like piss.
November 27, 2025 at 2:30 PM
The legacy of Barney is an interesting one. He’s a tried and true friend but also is immediately mentally associated with blankets that smell like piss.
Damn, they need to bring whatever this demon is back!
November 27, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Damn, they need to bring whatever this demon is back!
Another Macy’s Thanksgiving parade, another year without a giant balloon of The General. Hope they get it right soon.
November 27, 2025 at 2:13 PM
Another Macy’s Thanksgiving parade, another year without a giant balloon of The General. Hope they get it right soon.
Happy Thanksgiving to all my friends out there! Hope you’re enjoying a hearty breakfast while you watch the parade! 🦃🎈
November 27, 2025 at 2:05 PM
Happy Thanksgiving to all my friends out there! Hope you’re enjoying a hearty breakfast while you watch the parade! 🦃🎈
Shout out to my friend and yours: @sammyhain.bsky.social for mailing me this fantastic piece of fast food regalia that was inaccessible to me!
November 22, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Shout out to my friend and yours: @sammyhain.bsky.social for mailing me this fantastic piece of fast food regalia that was inaccessible to me!
Really cool Madballs knock offs at 5 Below for 3$!
November 4, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Really cool Madballs knock offs at 5 Below for 3$!
It’s things like this that make October and Halloween so special. Regular, ordinary, and boring chores are suddenly filled with cast of ghosts, rats, and bats.
I hope you all find a ghost or a rat or a graveyard today.
I hope you all find a ghost or a rat or a graveyard today.
October 24, 2025 at 12:39 AM
It’s things like this that make October and Halloween so special. Regular, ordinary, and boring chores are suddenly filled with cast of ghosts, rats, and bats.
I hope you all find a ghost or a rat or a graveyard today.
I hope you all find a ghost or a rat or a graveyard today.
Ultra rare aesthetic unlocked: Mid level sketchy laundromat with early 2000’s Halloween decorations.
October 24, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Ultra rare aesthetic unlocked: Mid level sketchy laundromat with early 2000’s Halloween decorations.
Does any fast food chain go this hard anymore?
October 22, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Does any fast food chain go this hard anymore?
My favorite aesthetic is chain restaurant franchise location DIY Halloween display.
October 16, 2025 at 6:06 PM
My favorite aesthetic is chain restaurant franchise location DIY Halloween display.
If you need physical, tangible evidence that life peaked in the early 2000’s: these were FREE at McDonald’s in October 2003.
October 15, 2025 at 6:04 PM
If you need physical, tangible evidence that life peaked in the early 2000’s: these were FREE at McDonald’s in October 2003.
Mid October lunch for a regular, ordinarily adult
October 15, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Mid October lunch for a regular, ordinarily adult
I don’t joke about serious topics
October 8, 2025 at 11:57 PM
I don’t joke about serious topics
If this came out when I was a kid, I would 100% save this box to put action figures in.
But even better: I’m gonna save this box and put action figures in it as an adult.
But even better: I’m gonna save this box and put action figures in it as an adult.
October 8, 2025 at 10:41 PM
If this came out when I was a kid, I would 100% save this box to put action figures in.
But even better: I’m gonna save this box and put action figures in it as an adult.
But even better: I’m gonna save this box and put action figures in it as an adult.
Happy October 1st from whatever the fuck this thing is
October 1, 2025 at 11:37 AM
Happy October 1st from whatever the fuck this thing is
We’re getting into it tonight, folks!
September 18, 2025 at 6:01 PM
We’re getting into it tonight, folks!
Back in the 70’s my dad saw some wrestlers in a restaurant in NYC & none of the “good guys” would look his way. The only one who did was one of the “bad guys”: Iron Sheik.
Decades later, my dad took me to get this photo with him and tell him that story.
Sometimes the bad guys are the good guys.
Decades later, my dad took me to get this photo with him and tell him that story.
Sometimes the bad guys are the good guys.
September 9, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Back in the 70’s my dad saw some wrestlers in a restaurant in NYC & none of the “good guys” would look his way. The only one who did was one of the “bad guys”: Iron Sheik.
Decades later, my dad took me to get this photo with him and tell him that story.
Sometimes the bad guys are the good guys.
Decades later, my dad took me to get this photo with him and tell him that story.
Sometimes the bad guys are the good guys.
Sad for summer to end but also excited to finally flex my designer drip
@horrormoviebbq.bsky.social
@horrormoviebbq.bsky.social
August 26, 2025 at 5:08 AM
Sad for summer to end but also excited to finally flex my designer drip
@horrormoviebbq.bsky.social
@horrormoviebbq.bsky.social
The theme of the summer is robots I would hug
June 17, 2025 at 12:49 PM
The theme of the summer is robots I would hug
It’s gonna be great when Jack Black says “guys. It’s time to whack a mole.”
June 6, 2025 at 4:12 AM
It’s gonna be great when Jack Black says “guys. It’s time to whack a mole.”