John Moe
@johnmoe.bsky.social
Host/creator: Depresh Mode, Sleeping with Celebrities, The Hilarious World of Depression.
Host/co-creator/head writer: Wits.
Author: The Hilarious World of Depression.
Lead singer: Math Emergency.
Dogs owned: 2.
Host/co-creator/head writer: Wits.
Author: The Hilarious World of Depression.
Lead singer: Math Emergency.
Dogs owned: 2.
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John Moe
@johnmoe.bsky.social
· Nov 11
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Depresh Mode! Acclaimed mental health pod!
maximumfun.org/podcasts/dep...
Sleeping with Celebrities! Comedy sleep aid pod!
maximumfun.org/podcasts/sle...
The Hilarious World of Depression! memoir!
us.macmillan.com/books/978125...
I'd like to play a weird old guy in a movie!
Depresh Mode! Acclaimed mental health pod!
maximumfun.org/podcasts/dep...
Sleeping with Celebrities! Comedy sleep aid pod!
maximumfun.org/podcasts/sle...
The Hilarious World of Depression! memoir!
us.macmillan.com/books/978125...
I'd like to play a weird old guy in a movie!
In the song “Hurt” by Nine Inch Nails, further popularized by Johnny Cash, do they sing:
“What have I become, my Swedish friend?”
Like you’re existentially asking your pal Bjorn.
or is it more like
“What? Have I become my Swedish friend?”
Like you may have become Bjorn.
“What have I become, my Swedish friend?”
Like you’re existentially asking your pal Bjorn.
or is it more like
“What? Have I become my Swedish friend?”
Like you may have become Bjorn.
December 7, 2025 at 4:54 AM
In the song “Hurt” by Nine Inch Nails, further popularized by Johnny Cash, do they sing:
“What have I become, my Swedish friend?”
Like you’re existentially asking your pal Bjorn.
or is it more like
“What? Have I become my Swedish friend?”
Like you may have become Bjorn.
“What have I become, my Swedish friend?”
Like you’re existentially asking your pal Bjorn.
or is it more like
“What? Have I become my Swedish friend?”
Like you may have become Bjorn.
Duke and Indiana, traditional basketball powerhouses, suddenly have great football teams.
But can they beat Gonzaga?
But can they beat Gonzaga?
December 7, 2025 at 4:34 AM
Duke and Indiana, traditional basketball powerhouses, suddenly have great football teams.
But can they beat Gonzaga?
But can they beat Gonzaga?
In every movie or tv show where there’s a high school reunion, the reunion happens AT the school. It’s elaborately decorated, they can walk all over the school.
I’ve never heard of a real reunion at a school. Mine were at hotels or just bars.
Did you ever have a reunion at your high school?
I’ve never heard of a real reunion at a school. Mine were at hotels or just bars.
Did you ever have a reunion at your high school?
December 7, 2025 at 3:25 AM
In every movie or tv show where there’s a high school reunion, the reunion happens AT the school. It’s elaborately decorated, they can walk all over the school.
I’ve never heard of a real reunion at a school. Mine were at hotels or just bars.
Did you ever have a reunion at your high school?
I’ve never heard of a real reunion at a school. Mine were at hotels or just bars.
Did you ever have a reunion at your high school?
Jose Ferrer was great as Cyrano de Bergerac but that movie was 75 years ago. Hope he still has some good years in him to help the Mariners.
The #Mariners have acquired left-handed reliever Jose Ferrer from the Nationals in exchange for catching prospect Harry Ford and minor league pitcher Isaac Lyon.
Ferrer excelled against lefty bats in 2025 and has elite underlying numbers.
Updated story: sports.mynorthwest.com/mlb/seattle-...
Ferrer excelled against lefty bats in 2025 and has elite underlying numbers.
Updated story: sports.mynorthwest.com/mlb/seattle-...
Seattle Mariners trade Harry Ford to Nationals for reliver
The Seattle Mariners are reportedly trading catching prospect Harry Ford and pitching prospect Isaac Lyon to the Nationals in exchange for reliever Jose Ferrer.
sports.mynorthwest.com
December 7, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Jose Ferrer was great as Cyrano de Bergerac but that movie was 75 years ago. Hope he still has some good years in him to help the Mariners.
Thank you Somali Paul Bunyan for discovering Minnesota!
You have just been visited by Somali Paul Bunyan. In order to receive his blessing, you must share this with your friends and type “Thank you Somali Paul Bunyan for discovering Minnesota!”
December 6, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Thank you Somali Paul Bunyan for discovering Minnesota!
Quote with your model of masculinity
December 6, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Quote with your model of masculinity
he’s bigger than I thought
Folks you may have been baffled by the “Kevin Costner presents the first Christmas” ad you just saw on ABC
And I am here to make it worse by sharing with you the official poster for this blessed event
And I am here to make it worse by sharing with you the official poster for this blessed event
December 6, 2025 at 6:06 PM
he’s bigger than I thought
My good friend and Wits co-conspirator John Munson had a stroke last February. Tonight, he took the stage with the New Standards for their annual holiday show, played, sang, joked, charmed a huge packed theater.
It’s wonderful to see your friends win.
It’s wonderful to see your friends win.
December 6, 2025 at 5:42 AM
My good friend and Wits co-conspirator John Munson had a stroke last February. Tonight, he took the stage with the New Standards for their annual holiday show, played, sang, joked, charmed a huge packed theater.
It’s wonderful to see your friends win.
It’s wonderful to see your friends win.
I think it’s so nice that David Bowie and Bing Crosby, two brilliant singers with nothing in common, could somehow put that all aside and come together to sing two completely different songs that have nothing to do with each other.
December 5, 2025 at 10:09 PM
I think it’s so nice that David Bowie and Bing Crosby, two brilliant singers with nothing in common, could somehow put that all aside and come together to sing two completely different songs that have nothing to do with each other.
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Insurance (all types)
December 5, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Insurance (all types)
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What’s the biggest PERFECTLY LEGAL fraud you fell victim to?
I’m torn between capitalism and an MFA program.
I’m torn between capitalism and an MFA program.
December 5, 2025 at 9:44 PM
What’s the biggest PERFECTLY LEGAL fraud you fell victim to?
I’m torn between capitalism and an MFA program.
I’m torn between capitalism and an MFA program.
The good news is the snow blower is working.
The bad news has to do with extension cord buried in the snow.
The good news is it was unplugged.
The bad news has to do with extension cord buried in the snow.
The good news is it was unplugged.
December 5, 2025 at 9:39 PM
The good news is the snow blower is working.
The bad news has to do with extension cord buried in the snow.
The good news is it was unplugged.
The bad news has to do with extension cord buried in the snow.
The good news is it was unplugged.
If there’s one thing I think of when I think of soccer it’s HANDS.
December 5, 2025 at 8:40 PM
If there’s one thing I think of when I think of soccer it’s HANDS.
Mingle Balls is my least favorite Christmas song.
Infantino to Trump: "You have to basically mingle the balls a little bit"
December 5, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Mingle Balls is my least favorite Christmas song.
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It’s part of our Diversity, Equus, and Inclusion program
December 5, 2025 at 1:07 PM
It’s part of our Diversity, Equus, and Inclusion program
No, I’m sorry. This is the Human Resources department. Your boss wants you to go to the Human Racehorses department. They have an exciting new position for you.
December 5, 2025 at 1:03 PM
No, I’m sorry. This is the Human Resources department. Your boss wants you to go to the Human Racehorses department. They have an exciting new position for you.
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QT: ok y’know who else I can’t stand?
Host: Joseph Kony
QT: MATTHEW LILLARD
Host: dude
QT: Know who I love?
Host: oh no
QT: Mister Roman Polanski
Host: Joseph Kony
QT: MATTHEW LILLARD
Host: dude
QT: Know who I love?
Host: oh no
QT: Mister Roman Polanski
December 5, 2025 at 4:38 AM
QT: ok y’know who else I can’t stand?
Host: Joseph Kony
QT: MATTHEW LILLARD
Host: dude
QT: Know who I love?
Host: oh no
QT: Mister Roman Polanski
Host: Joseph Kony
QT: MATTHEW LILLARD
Host: dude
QT: Know who I love?
Host: oh no
QT: Mister Roman Polanski
Honestly, didn’t think Ron would do it. Didn’t seem the type. I had a “No, they did not” written and ready to send. And initially he just nodded. But then boom! Handshakes! Two of them!
I missed it!
December 5, 2025 at 3:19 AM
Honestly, didn’t think Ron would do it. Didn’t seem the type. I had a “No, they did not” written and ready to send. And initially he just nodded. But then boom! Handshakes! Two of them!
Just wrapped my final writing class of the fall. It was all about making connections between events in your life fit use in your memoir.
Turns out I LOVE teaching. Only been doing it a year but love it. I’ve wasted my whole life not doing this sooner!
Student evals are excellent!
Teaching!
Turns out I LOVE teaching. Only been doing it a year but love it. I’ve wasted my whole life not doing this sooner!
Student evals are excellent!
Teaching!
December 5, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Just wrapped my final writing class of the fall. It was all about making connections between events in your life fit use in your memoir.
Turns out I LOVE teaching. Only been doing it a year but love it. I’ve wasted my whole life not doing this sooner!
Student evals are excellent!
Teaching!
Turns out I LOVE teaching. Only been doing it a year but love it. I’ve wasted my whole life not doing this sooner!
Student evals are excellent!
Teaching!
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Don’t lie, Lisa. I’ve got receipts.
December 4, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Don’t lie, Lisa. I’ve got receipts.
People I think are great and who properly thinking people think are great despite recent news stories:
The Somali community
Paul Dano
The Somali community
Paul Dano
December 5, 2025 at 12:56 AM
People I think are great and who properly thinking people think are great despite recent news stories:
The Somali community
Paul Dano
The Somali community
Paul Dano
Ports though
December 4, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Ports though