Grant Brisbee
@grantbrisbee.bsky.social
Union man. I write about baseball and make stupid jokes, not necessarily in that order. For a midlife crisis expressed through record collecting, follow me @mystupidrecords.bsky.social
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hard to explain the gurgling feelings in my blogging lizard brain when news like this comes up
Brett Pill, named Rockies new hitting coach, faces big challenge trib.al/nH3QTFF
Brett Pill, named Rockies new hitting coach, faces big challenge
The framework for the Rockies’ massive rebuilding project added another support beam on Friday.
trib.al
December 13, 2025 at 7:06 PM
hard to explain the gurgling feelings in my blogging lizard brain when news like this comes up
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These two are now teammates
I love baseball
I love baseball
December 13, 2025 at 2:35 AM
These two are now teammates
I love baseball
I love baseball
Here’s someone raising their kid the right way. Kudos.
If your nine-year-old didn’t bring this book home, you should have questions. Why not? What other book could possibly be more interesting? Why do I have a nine-year-old? Whose child is this? Whose beautiful wife is this? This is not my b
If your nine-year-old didn’t bring this book home, you should have questions. Why not? What other book could possibly be more interesting? Why do I have a nine-year-old? Whose child is this? Whose beautiful wife is this? This is not my b
Pretty excited that the nine year old came home with a @grantbrisbee.bsky.social classic from the book fair.
December 13, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Here’s someone raising their kid the right way. Kudos.
If your nine-year-old didn’t bring this book home, you should have questions. Why not? What other book could possibly be more interesting? Why do I have a nine-year-old? Whose child is this? Whose beautiful wife is this? This is not my b
If your nine-year-old didn’t bring this book home, you should have questions. Why not? What other book could possibly be more interesting? Why do I have a nine-year-old? Whose child is this? Whose beautiful wife is this? This is not my b
This why a worker-owned collective like the Washington Post is journalism’s only chance.
December 12, 2025 at 11:47 AM
This why a worker-owned collective like the Washington Post is journalism’s only chance.
imagine being a normie and not knowing we’ve been living under Rule 6 for the last decade 🤣🤣🤣
Waiting for Rule 6 to come out.
December 10, 2025 at 6:56 PM
imagine being a normie and not knowing we’ve been living under Rule 6 for the last decade 🤣🤣🤣
The first four rules are that Rule 5 is the only one that matters.
December 10, 2025 at 6:50 PM
The first four rules are that Rule 5 is the only one that matters.
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I've long written at the intersection of baseball, history, and politics @baseballprospectus.com. The freedom I've had has been unlike any other publication I've written for. I'd like to repay that, so once again, show me a new subscription and I'll write your request for a column or player comment.
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December 8, 2025 at 5:59 PM
I've long written at the intersection of baseball, history, and politics @baseballprospectus.com. The freedom I've had has been unlike any other publication I've written for. I'd like to repay that, so once again, show me a new subscription and I'll write your request for a column or player comment.
If you don't got Keisean Nixon then your defense could use some fixin
December 8, 2025 at 12:23 AM
If you don't got Keisean Nixon then your defense could use some fixin
About to get on an airplane, and I almost screamed LET’S GOOOOO in the airport. Don’t even know what album it is yet
December 7, 2025 at 3:35 PM
About to get on an airplane, and I almost screamed LET’S GOOOOO in the airport. Don’t even know what album it is yet
Every Saturday night my feed is like
Coach Zonk!
ZONK!
omg lmfao coach zonk
Dude. Zonk’s cooked.
President orders troops into Ireland
ZONK ZONK ZONK
Coach Zonk why
Coach Zonk!
ZONK!
omg lmfao coach zonk
Dude. Zonk’s cooked.
President orders troops into Ireland
ZONK ZONK ZONK
Coach Zonk why
December 7, 2025 at 6:43 AM
Every Saturday night my feed is like
Coach Zonk!
ZONK!
omg lmfao coach zonk
Dude. Zonk’s cooked.
President orders troops into Ireland
ZONK ZONK ZONK
Coach Zonk why
Coach Zonk!
ZONK!
omg lmfao coach zonk
Dude. Zonk’s cooked.
President orders troops into Ireland
ZONK ZONK ZONK
Coach Zonk why
Humours is one of the categories in my fantasy league, so I'm fired up.
December 6, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Humours is one of the categories in my fantasy league, so I'm fired up.
I was going to post four pictures of Johnny Cash albums, but then I got "suckin' on chili dogs" stuck in my head, which kinda proves the original point.
Has there ever been a work called "American ____[anything]____" that isn't bad and embarrassing?
December 6, 2025 at 12:41 AM
I was going to post four pictures of Johnny Cash albums, but then I got "suckin' on chili dogs" stuck in my head, which kinda proves the original point.
December – 2025
Donald Trump is the Master of America
Only the Truly Woke Stand Before Him
OCEANS ARE NOW GRANOLA
Donald Trump is the Master of America
Only the Truly Woke Stand Before Him
OCEANS ARE NOW GRANOLA
in the movies this is the screensaver on the computers at the world’s most evil company
December 5, 2025 at 7:10 PM
December – 2025
Donald Trump is the Master of America
Only the Truly Woke Stand Before Him
OCEANS ARE NOW GRANOLA
Donald Trump is the Master of America
Only the Truly Woke Stand Before Him
OCEANS ARE NOW GRANOLA
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Ball things that exist now: pebblehunting.substack.com/p/new-and-no...
New & Novel In '25
Don't let it go away. This feeling has got to stay.
pebblehunting.substack.com
December 5, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Ball things that exist now: pebblehunting.substack.com/p/new-and-no...
paul bien DM me your mccovey chronicles username
🤖 SFGiants
The #SFGiants and President of Baseball Operations Buster Posey announced today the following promotion and hirings within the Baseball Operations department:
• Paul Bien has been promoted to Assistant General Manager, Baseball Analytics
• Curt Casali rejoins the Giants organization as…
The #SFGiants and President of Baseball Operations Buster Posey announced today the following promotion and hirings within the Baseball Operations department:
• Paul Bien has been promoted to Assistant General Manager, Baseball Analytics
• Curt Casali rejoins the Giants organization as…
December 5, 2025 at 6:13 PM
paul bien DM me your mccovey chronicles username
@brianmfloyd.bsky.social didn’t have a mixer to shred the pork shoulder, so I used a bowl and closed tongs and it’s … even better?
December 5, 2025 at 3:39 AM
@brianmfloyd.bsky.social didn’t have a mixer to shred the pork shoulder, so I used a bowl and closed tongs and it’s … even better?
easy come, easy go young man, we've all been there
Bananas ending to Sixers - Warriors, poor young Golden State fan can't believe it
December 5, 2025 at 2:47 AM
easy come, easy go young man, we've all been there
this is beautiful
Ok so this Sixers game sucks & I sympathize so much with little man here, but him getting trash talked by his little friend is fucking hilarious.
December 5, 2025 at 2:28 AM
this is beautiful
the "werner herzog voice" bit is probably played out, but you can still dust it off every so often
December 4, 2025 at 7:58 PM
the "werner herzog voice" bit is probably played out, but you can still dust it off every so often
The Giants hired Ron Washington as an infield coach, which means it's a great time to share the article where he almost murdered Sam Blum with infield drills. www.nytimes.com/athletic/634...
Ron Washington ran me through his famous infield drills. It was ... incredibly hard
www.nytimes.com
December 4, 2025 at 5:17 PM
The Giants hired Ron Washington as an infield coach, which means it's a great time to share the article where he almost murdered Sam Blum with infield drills. www.nytimes.com/athletic/634...
BRENDA LEE: [tired, splitting headache, just wants Christmas dinner to end] Later we'll have some fucking pie.
December 4, 2025 at 3:57 PM
BRENDA LEE: [tired, splitting headache, just wants Christmas dinner to end] Later we'll have some fucking pie.