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andy™
@andylevy.net
· Nov 22
the baby (17 months) raised both her hands and said “WEADY?” so I said “ready!” and then she slapped me in the face
this is a metaphor for waking up and logging on
@jcsalterego.bsky.social whoa you drive a tesla
January 19, 2026 at 9:02 PM
@jcsalterego.bsky.social whoa you drive a tesla
you’re trying to tell me this ragtag group of kids is the future of starfleet
January 19, 2026 at 8:45 PM
you’re trying to tell me this ragtag group of kids is the future of starfleet
i guess when the pope said go bears he wasn’t speaking ex cathedra
January 19, 2026 at 3:07 AM
i guess when the pope said go bears he wasn’t speaking ex cathedra
look all i’m saying is just once it’d be nice if the cat acknowledged one of MY big yawns
January 19, 2026 at 12:43 AM
look all i’m saying is just once it’d be nice if the cat acknowledged one of MY big yawns
Stop2End
I work with state parties every single day. There are only a handful of national leaders who actually raise real money for the year organizing state parties do--Ken Martin (dnc chair), Simon Rosenberg (Hopium), Sen. Warren and Actblue. Come for Simon and you come for all of us.
I'm not interested in arguing with the good people of Minnesota, on the front lines, doing the hard work of protecting our democracy. I've worked hard to bring your bravery and courage to the world in recent weeks on Hopium.
But attacks like this are false, defamatory, and need to end. 1/
But attacks like this are false, defamatory, and need to end. 1/
January 18, 2026 at 10:36 PM
Stop2End
america has been dokoupilled
January 17, 2026 at 5:22 PM
america has been dokoupilled
actually we’re yelling go chuck schumer and the rule of law
Many in The Big Apple are saying Let's fuckin' go Pats!
wore my throwback satin Patriots bomber to work today and some guy rolled down his truck window on 51st to yell “Let’s fuckin’ go Pats!” and that’s truly what living in New York is all about
January 16, 2026 at 9:13 PM
actually we’re yelling go chuck schumer and the rule of law
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pretty sure he meant the other thing, grok, but very cool that those are your two things
January 16, 2026 at 4:55 PM
pretty sure he meant the other thing, grok, but very cool that those are your two things
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I hate to do this, I really do, but you need to see this video of Michael Rapaport eating on the reality show he just got kicked off of
January 16, 2026 at 4:53 PM
I hate to do this, I really do, but you need to see this video of Michael Rapaport eating on the reality show he just got kicked off of
my hatred grows www.espn.com/mlb/story/_/...
Sources: Dodgers land prized free agent Kyle Tucker
The World Series champion Dodgers got even better Thursday night, landing prized free agent Kyle Tucker, sources told ESPN's Jeff Passan.
www.espn.com
January 16, 2026 at 3:02 AM
my hatred grows www.espn.com/mlb/story/_/...
i can only assume the reason for this is some israeli company would profit from it
I am introducing the Quick Recognition (QR) Act, which requires ICE and CBP officers to wear uniforms featuring QR codes. When scanned, the code would generate a digital ID displaying the officer’s name, badge number, and law enforcement agency.
ICE should be unmasked both physically and digitally.
ICE should be unmasked both physically and digitally.
January 14, 2026 at 5:45 PM
i can only assume the reason for this is some israeli company would profit from it
please be sure to use the correct terminology for government troops:
when they go after heavily armed white men in compounds they’re jack-booted thugs
when they go after people of color or women on the streets they’re smol beans
when they go after heavily armed white men in compounds they’re jack-booted thugs
when they go after people of color or women on the streets they’re smol beans
January 11, 2026 at 9:26 PM
please be sure to use the correct terminology for government troops:
when they go after heavily armed white men in compounds they’re jack-booted thugs
when they go after people of color or women on the streets they’re smol beans
when they go after heavily armed white men in compounds they’re jack-booted thugs
when they go after people of color or women on the streets they’re smol beans
if she gave him the medal she’d be president tomorrow
WH sources say Venezuela's opposition leader committed the "ultimate sin": She accepted the Nobel Peace prize.
“If she had turned it down and said, ‘I can’t accept it because it’s Donald Trump’s,’ she’d be the president of Venezuela today,” one said.
www.washingtonpost.com/national-sec...
“If she had turned it down and said, ‘I can’t accept it because it’s Donald Trump’s,’ she’d be the president of Venezuela today,” one said.
www.washingtonpost.com/national-sec...
January 5, 2026 at 4:03 AM
if she gave him the medal she’d be president tomorrow
the fbi’s loss is podcasting’s loss
Dan Bongino has departed FBI, per statement
January 4, 2026 at 7:14 PM
the fbi’s loss is podcasting’s loss
pete hegseth creeping thru mar-a-lago flipping over the m’s in all the signage so they say war-a-lago, muttering “he’ll love me more after this”
January 4, 2026 at 4:23 AM
pete hegseth creeping thru mar-a-lago flipping over the m’s in all the signage so they say war-a-lago, muttering “he’ll love me more after this”
what if they made the whole senate out of susan collins
Press call with Chuck Schumer says he has been talking with his caucus "I've been talking to so many members of my caucus today. Everybody is very, very just totally, totally, totally troubled."
January 3, 2026 at 9:31 PM
what if they made the whole senate out of susan collins
good god this is even worse than i expected
January 3, 2026 at 5:56 PM
good god this is even worse than i expected
kidnapped. the word is kidnapped
President Trump said on Saturday that the U.S. had captured the Venezuelan president, Nicolás Maduro. Follow live updates. www.nytimes.com/live/2026/01...
January 3, 2026 at 10:20 AM
kidnapped. the word is kidnapped
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- the government would never lie to you
- double check all sources with your chiropractor/astrologist
- every tiktok is real
- the government would never lie to you
- double check all sources with your chiropractor/astrologist
- every tiktok is real
January 3, 2026 at 8:58 AM
important 👇
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we don’t know because this is uncharted territory. no fifa peace prize recipient has ever bombed another country before
January 3, 2026 at 7:08 AM
we don’t know because this is uncharted territory. no fifa peace prize recipient has ever bombed another country before
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In a statement, an emotional Grok told me it was "shaken" by the revenge porn it had generated. "It's not epic, and not based," Grok said. "It's neither. Frankly, it's cringe. And gay." An emailed request for comment to X received an auto-reply of a rofl emoji and a custom swastika emoji.
January 3, 2026 at 5:29 AM
In a statement, an emotional Grok told me it was "shaken" by the revenge porn it had generated. "It's not epic, and not based," Grok said. "It's neither. Frankly, it's cringe. And gay." An emailed request for comment to X received an auto-reply of a rofl emoji and a custom swastika emoji.