K. Thor Jensen
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K. Thor Jensen
@kthorjensen.bsky.social
· Jan 11
It's just too many good T-shirts. Eight pages of good T-shirts now. I will never stop. I will never die. www.teepublic.com/user/kthorje...
Let’s give them their highest ratings ever for this so they pivot to an all-drone format
A radio station here in Minneapolis is stuck -
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December 3, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Let’s give them their highest ratings ever for this so they pivot to an all-drone format
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This is probably the result of a ghostwriter using a mislabeled interview transcript but it's still pretty embarrassing for Cynthia Erivo, who narrates the audiobook herself.
Here's something weird my neighbor Cassie pointed out: Chapter 42 of Cynthia Erivo's recently released book "Simply More" is almost verbatim words spoken by Ariana Grande in an interview a year ago. Grande is not cited or listed as a contributor or attributed in the book in any way. Weird!
December 2, 2025 at 11:26 PM
This is probably the result of a ghostwriter using a mislabeled interview transcript but it's still pretty embarrassing for Cynthia Erivo, who narrates the audiobook herself.
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yall helpppppp a restaurant in this christmas parade today gave out a RIB
December 2, 2025 at 11:00 PM
yall helpppppp a restaurant in this christmas parade today gave out a RIB
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This sign raises more questions than it answers
December 2, 2025 at 8:31 PM
This sign raises more questions than it answers
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A scene from American Canto. Olivia Nuzzi tries to visit the WWE Hall of Fame, only to discover that it is not a physical building.
December 2, 2025 at 9:53 PM
A scene from American Canto. Olivia Nuzzi tries to visit the WWE Hall of Fame, only to discover that it is not a physical building.
Japan Day 2
Japan clears the USA in just about every category, but one notable exception is beds. They're rock hard and incredibly tiny. I sleep in a California King with my wife and six zillion blankets! Neither of us slept very well so we were up and out early to the Lawson for breakfast.
Japan clears the USA in just about every category, but one notable exception is beds. They're rock hard and incredibly tiny. I sleep in a California King with my wife and six zillion blankets! Neither of us slept very well so we were up and out early to the Lawson for breakfast.
December 2, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Japan Day 2
Japan clears the USA in just about every category, but one notable exception is beds. They're rock hard and incredibly tiny. I sleep in a California King with my wife and six zillion blankets! Neither of us slept very well so we were up and out early to the Lawson for breakfast.
Japan clears the USA in just about every category, but one notable exception is beds. They're rock hard and incredibly tiny. I sleep in a California King with my wife and six zillion blankets! Neither of us slept very well so we were up and out early to the Lawson for breakfast.
legit lmao here, i need somebody to ask vance about this on camera
Trump on Tim Walz: "I think the man is a grossly incompetent man. I thought that from the day I watched JD destroy him in the debate. I was saying, 'Who's more incompetent, that man or my man?' I had a man and he had a man. They were both incompetent."
December 2, 2025 at 9:28 PM
legit lmao here, i need somebody to ask vance about this on camera
The Curse Of A Thousand Boners
December 2, 2025 at 7:36 PM
The Curse Of A Thousand Boners
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Every single wrestler who works for WWE or its affiliates and does not denounce the sex trafficking and child molestation the company continues to cover up is complicit. It is still very problematic to just work for such a company but if you aren't willing to speak up about it, you approve of it.
Serious follow-up question to the quoted post, because I want to make sure I understand how people feel about WWE and 𝘢𝘯𝘺𝘰𝘯𝘦 under their umbrella.
Is EVERY. SINGLE. PERSON. who's attached to WWE, either employed by them or their affiliates, guilty? Should WWE die so that they all lose their jobs?
Is EVERY. SINGLE. PERSON. who's attached to WWE, either employed by them or their affiliates, guilty? Should WWE die so that they all lose their jobs?
If your AEW fandom stops you from being able to at least golf clap for TNA and acknowledge that a significant TV deal for a pro wrestling brand in 2025 is a good thing for the business as a whole, you might might need to hand over your no tribalism club membership card. Kinda cringey, honestly.
December 2, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Every single wrestler who works for WWE or its affiliates and does not denounce the sex trafficking and child molestation the company continues to cover up is complicit. It is still very problematic to just work for such a company but if you aren't willing to speak up about it, you approve of it.
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From the Barnard college newspaper in 1935:
December 2, 2025 at 3:01 PM
From the Barnard college newspaper in 1935:
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HBOMax has started showing a 'remastered' 4K Mad Men and they’ve messed things up so during Roger’s oyster vomit scene you can now see the crew men with the vomit hose on the right
December 2, 2025 at 11:28 AM
HBOMax has started showing a 'remastered' 4K Mad Men and they’ve messed things up so during Roger’s oyster vomit scene you can now see the crew men with the vomit hose on the right
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December 1, 2025 at 3:38 PM
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I don't think I've ever talked on Bluesky about why I hate the Foo Fighters and Dave Grohl.
Don't read any further unless you're prepared for uncomfortable truths about the "Nicest Guy in Rock", and his very substantial body count & subsequent cover-up.
Don't read any further unless you're prepared for uncomfortable truths about the "Nicest Guy in Rock", and his very substantial body count & subsequent cover-up.
September 16, 2023 at 10:12 PM
I don't think I've ever talked on Bluesky about why I hate the Foo Fighters and Dave Grohl.
Don't read any further unless you're prepared for uncomfortable truths about the "Nicest Guy in Rock", and his very substantial body count & subsequent cover-up.
Don't read any further unless you're prepared for uncomfortable truths about the "Nicest Guy in Rock", and his very substantial body count & subsequent cover-up.
If you have time to sit on the dock of the bay, you have time to expand your professional network with 3-5 high-value contacts
December 1, 2025 at 3:40 PM
If you have time to sit on the dock of the bay, you have time to expand your professional network with 3-5 high-value contacts
Faith, Fun, Family, Food, and Fuckin’
December 1, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Faith, Fun, Family, Food, and Fuckin’
JAPAN DAY 1: Do you like walking briskly and with purpose? Do you like public transportation? Do you like a complete absence of small talk, or any non-essential verbal communication? Are you autistic? My friend, you should probably go to Japan.
November 30, 2025 at 8:09 PM
JAPAN DAY 1: Do you like walking briskly and with purpose? Do you like public transportation? Do you like a complete absence of small talk, or any non-essential verbal communication? Are you autistic? My friend, you should probably go to Japan.
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sitting around the table crunching uncooked macaroni noodles in your molars
Karoline Leavitt's Thanksgiving spread. Please dissect.
www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article...
www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article...
November 29, 2025 at 9:08 PM
sitting around the table crunching uncooked macaroni noodles in your molars
I’m just tired enough to say the sped-up version of “Roadrunner” by Chi-Ali they used for the music video to make him sound younger is significantly better than the normal speed album version
November 29, 2025 at 1:19 AM
I’m just tired enough to say the sped-up version of “Roadrunner” by Chi-Ali they used for the music video to make him sound younger is significantly better than the normal speed album version
Tell you what don’t go to Walmart immediately after returning from Tokyo!!!!
November 28, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Tell you what don’t go to Walmart immediately after returning from Tokyo!!!!
Back in America so it’s time to post garbage again.
(clears throat)
Punky Joestar
(clears throat)
Punky Joestar
November 28, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Back in America so it’s time to post garbage again.
(clears throat)
Punky Joestar
(clears throat)
Punky Joestar
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they are removing a big australian beach christmas artwork from redfern station (a huge train station) because it's ai garbage. kangaroos have koala heads and some animals have missing limbs and one of them is WEARING A BRA
November 28, 2025 at 4:43 AM
they are removing a big australian beach christmas artwork from redfern station (a huge train station) because it's ai garbage. kangaroos have koala heads and some animals have missing limbs and one of them is WEARING A BRA
thinking about becoming a “shits his pants on the plane” guy
November 28, 2025 at 10:25 AM
thinking about becoming a “shits his pants on the plane” guy
Ok hello Tokyo bye Bluesky, see you in 10 days
November 19, 2025 at 4:43 AM
Ok hello Tokyo bye Bluesky, see you in 10 days
It’s because he knows Elon has body dysmorphia (as is obvious to anybody with eyes and a functioning memory) and is letting him know he’s fat
Two pats even.
November 19, 2025 at 2:49 AM
It’s because he knows Elon has body dysmorphia (as is obvious to anybody with eyes and a functioning memory) and is letting him know he’s fat