K. Thor Jensen
@kthorjensen.bsky.social
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K. Thor Jensen
@kthorjensen.bsky.social
· Jan 11
It's just too many good T-shirts. Eight pages of good T-shirts now. I will never stop. I will never die. www.teepublic.com/user/kthorje...
Biblically Accurate Cow Tools
December 4, 2025 at 5:44 AM
Biblically Accurate Cow Tools
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Hey all,
The Onion is accepting applicants for our writing, video and graphics fellowships.
Fellowships last six months, pay well, and provide full benefits.
You can apply at theonion.com/fellowship.
The Onion is accepting applicants for our writing, video and graphics fellowships.
Fellowships last six months, pay well, and provide full benefits.
You can apply at theonion.com/fellowship.
Fellowship
theonion.com
December 3, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Hey all,
The Onion is accepting applicants for our writing, video and graphics fellowships.
Fellowships last six months, pay well, and provide full benefits.
You can apply at theonion.com/fellowship.
The Onion is accepting applicants for our writing, video and graphics fellowships.
Fellowships last six months, pay well, and provide full benefits.
You can apply at theonion.com/fellowship.
Erotic Diary of a Wimpy Kid
December 4, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Erotic Diary of a Wimpy Kid
Japan Day 2-B
It’s 9AM in Akihabara. I open Google Maps and filter by what’s open to find, about a quarter mile away across the river, “Weird Vending Machine Corner.” Reader, it delivered.
It’s 9AM in Akihabara. I open Google Maps and filter by what’s open to find, about a quarter mile away across the river, “Weird Vending Machine Corner.” Reader, it delivered.
December 3, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Japan Day 2-B
It’s 9AM in Akihabara. I open Google Maps and filter by what’s open to find, about a quarter mile away across the river, “Weird Vending Machine Corner.” Reader, it delivered.
It’s 9AM in Akihabara. I open Google Maps and filter by what’s open to find, about a quarter mile away across the river, “Weird Vending Machine Corner.” Reader, it delivered.
murder me and place my body in a concert piano
December 3, 2025 at 7:02 PM
murder me and place my body in a concert piano
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This is one of those things that I think is quietly important – when these people are talking shit about cities, Portland or Minneapolis or New York or Charlotte or wherever, you have to loudly say, “no, fuck you, you’re lying, that town and its people whip ass and you’re the asshole”
“I walk around Portland, and I go, ‘Fuck you, assholes. Portland is fine.’” - John Darnielle, @themountaingoats.bsky.social. We're proud to claim you as a Portlander, sir.
The Mountain Goats Ascend to Revolution Hall
Mountain Goats frontman John Darnielle discusses musicals, his new album, and why he keeps coming home to Portland.
www.wweek.com
December 3, 2025 at 4:46 PM
This is one of those things that I think is quietly important – when these people are talking shit about cities, Portland or Minneapolis or New York or Charlotte or wherever, you have to loudly say, “no, fuck you, you’re lying, that town and its people whip ass and you’re the asshole”
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hi my dame is what, my dame is who, my dame is chika chika dench judy
December 3, 2025 at 4:21 AM
hi my dame is what, my dame is who, my dame is chika chika dench judy
Let’s give them their highest ratings ever for this so they pivot to an all-drone format
A radio station here in Minneapolis is stuck -
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cities971.iheart.com
December 3, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Let’s give them their highest ratings ever for this so they pivot to an all-drone format
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This is probably the result of a ghostwriter using a mislabeled interview transcript but it's still pretty embarrassing for Cynthia Erivo, who narrates the audiobook herself.
Here's something weird my neighbor Cassie pointed out: Chapter 42 of Cynthia Erivo's recently released book "Simply More" is almost verbatim words spoken by Ariana Grande in an interview a year ago. Grande is not cited or listed as a contributor or attributed in the book in any way. Weird!
December 2, 2025 at 11:26 PM
This is probably the result of a ghostwriter using a mislabeled interview transcript but it's still pretty embarrassing for Cynthia Erivo, who narrates the audiobook herself.
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yall helpppppp a restaurant in this christmas parade today gave out a RIB
December 2, 2025 at 11:00 PM
yall helpppppp a restaurant in this christmas parade today gave out a RIB
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This sign raises more questions than it answers
December 2, 2025 at 8:31 PM
This sign raises more questions than it answers
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A scene from American Canto. Olivia Nuzzi tries to visit the WWE Hall of Fame, only to discover that it is not a physical building.
December 2, 2025 at 9:53 PM
A scene from American Canto. Olivia Nuzzi tries to visit the WWE Hall of Fame, only to discover that it is not a physical building.
Japan Day 2
Japan clears the USA in just about every category, but one notable exception is beds. They're rock hard and incredibly tiny. I sleep in a California King with my wife and six zillion blankets! Neither of us slept very well so we were up and out early to the Lawson for breakfast.
Japan clears the USA in just about every category, but one notable exception is beds. They're rock hard and incredibly tiny. I sleep in a California King with my wife and six zillion blankets! Neither of us slept very well so we were up and out early to the Lawson for breakfast.
December 2, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Japan Day 2
Japan clears the USA in just about every category, but one notable exception is beds. They're rock hard and incredibly tiny. I sleep in a California King with my wife and six zillion blankets! Neither of us slept very well so we were up and out early to the Lawson for breakfast.
Japan clears the USA in just about every category, but one notable exception is beds. They're rock hard and incredibly tiny. I sleep in a California King with my wife and six zillion blankets! Neither of us slept very well so we were up and out early to the Lawson for breakfast.
legit lmao here, i need somebody to ask vance about this on camera
Trump on Tim Walz: "I think the man is a grossly incompetent man. I thought that from the day I watched JD destroy him in the debate. I was saying, 'Who's more incompetent, that man or my man?' I had a man and he had a man. They were both incompetent."
December 2, 2025 at 9:28 PM
legit lmao here, i need somebody to ask vance about this on camera
The Curse Of A Thousand Boners
December 2, 2025 at 7:36 PM
The Curse Of A Thousand Boners
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Every single wrestler who works for WWE or its affiliates and does not denounce the sex trafficking and child molestation the company continues to cover up is complicit. It is still very problematic to just work for such a company but if you aren't willing to speak up about it, you approve of it.
Serious follow-up question to the quoted post, because I want to make sure I understand how people feel about WWE and 𝘢𝘯𝘺𝘰𝘯𝘦 under their umbrella.
Is EVERY. SINGLE. PERSON. who's attached to WWE, either employed by them or their affiliates, guilty? Should WWE die so that they all lose their jobs?
Is EVERY. SINGLE. PERSON. who's attached to WWE, either employed by them or their affiliates, guilty? Should WWE die so that they all lose their jobs?
If your AEW fandom stops you from being able to at least golf clap for TNA and acknowledge that a significant TV deal for a pro wrestling brand in 2025 is a good thing for the business as a whole, you might might need to hand over your no tribalism club membership card. Kinda cringey, honestly.
December 2, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Every single wrestler who works for WWE or its affiliates and does not denounce the sex trafficking and child molestation the company continues to cover up is complicit. It is still very problematic to just work for such a company but if you aren't willing to speak up about it, you approve of it.
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From the Barnard college newspaper in 1935:
December 2, 2025 at 3:01 PM
From the Barnard college newspaper in 1935:
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HBOMax has started showing a 'remastered' 4K Mad Men and they’ve messed things up so during Roger’s oyster vomit scene you can now see the crew men with the vomit hose on the right
December 2, 2025 at 11:28 AM
HBOMax has started showing a 'remastered' 4K Mad Men and they’ve messed things up so during Roger’s oyster vomit scene you can now see the crew men with the vomit hose on the right
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December 1, 2025 at 3:38 PM
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I don't think I've ever talked on Bluesky about why I hate the Foo Fighters and Dave Grohl.
Don't read any further unless you're prepared for uncomfortable truths about the "Nicest Guy in Rock", and his very substantial body count & subsequent cover-up.
Don't read any further unless you're prepared for uncomfortable truths about the "Nicest Guy in Rock", and his very substantial body count & subsequent cover-up.
September 16, 2023 at 10:12 PM
I don't think I've ever talked on Bluesky about why I hate the Foo Fighters and Dave Grohl.
Don't read any further unless you're prepared for uncomfortable truths about the "Nicest Guy in Rock", and his very substantial body count & subsequent cover-up.
Don't read any further unless you're prepared for uncomfortable truths about the "Nicest Guy in Rock", and his very substantial body count & subsequent cover-up.
If you have time to sit on the dock of the bay, you have time to expand your professional network with 3-5 high-value contacts
December 1, 2025 at 3:40 PM
If you have time to sit on the dock of the bay, you have time to expand your professional network with 3-5 high-value contacts
Faith, Fun, Family, Food, and Fuckin’
December 1, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Faith, Fun, Family, Food, and Fuckin’
JAPAN DAY 1: Do you like walking briskly and with purpose? Do you like public transportation? Do you like a complete absence of small talk, or any non-essential verbal communication? Are you autistic? My friend, you should probably go to Japan.
November 30, 2025 at 8:09 PM
JAPAN DAY 1: Do you like walking briskly and with purpose? Do you like public transportation? Do you like a complete absence of small talk, or any non-essential verbal communication? Are you autistic? My friend, you should probably go to Japan.
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