Michael Baumann
@baumann.bsky.social
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FanGraphs Writer, Piney, Gamecock, Condiment Enthusiast Subscribe to Wheelysports.kit.com (or medium.com/@wheelysports) @michaelbaumann on Twitter baumannwrites at gmail dot com
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baumann.bsky.social
Last night I booted up my CFB26 save and saw that Penn State rehired James Franklin after already firing him once. Having real-life coaches is the best part of that game.
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tgk.bsky.social
The fact that a candidate saying this stuff has to fight his own party establishment, while old news, is nevertheless utterly crazy-making
grahamformaine.bsky.social
We have armed secret police kidnapping people off the street based on the color of their skin.

When we win: we will haul them before a Senate committee. The masks will come off. There will be consequences.
baumann.bsky.social
New rule they have to play all three teams at once
baumann.bsky.social
Pity the World Series was canceled that year, we'll never know whether the Blue Jays could've defended their 1992 title
baumann.bsky.social
I suspect public sentiment will be with the three teams that collectively haven't won a pennant since 1993
mikepetriello.bsky.social
Dodgers vs Brewers.

Mariners vs Blue Jays.

That's just full of fantastically fun stories and potential matchups. Can't wait.
baumann.bsky.social
it's not a phase, it's a lifestyle
baumann.bsky.social
Opening track off AFI's iconic 2003 album "Swing the Sorrow"
baumann.bsky.social
Misiorowskia Cantare - The Beginning
baumann.bsky.social
Probably a unique experience to watching Jacob Misiorowski: Seeing 93 on the gun, panicking for a second because he must be hurt, then remembering that this is the changeup
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jontayler.bsky.social
DID YOU KNOW: the inspiration for Bernie Brewer’s look was infamous Chicago World’s Fair serial killer H.H. Holmes
baumann.bsky.social
Shit, let's dream even bigger they should hire Sirianni
baumann.bsky.social
Penn State should go after Mike Elko. He Knows The Area, he's got the right accent, and he's already winning at Penn State-Gulf Coast
baumann.bsky.social
Just in terms of who do you actively trust the options are pretty narrow
baumann.bsky.social
I spent quite a bit of time this off-season wondering which coach had the most juice. Saban's gone, Dabo's getting old, De Boer and Day just barely outran pariah status, and Kirby looks more like Uga with each passing week.
I think this is the right answer.
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Curt Cignetti up to No. 1 on the list of Best Coaches Who Haven't Won A Title Yet. James Franklin, goodbye. Dan Lanning, you are down at No. 2
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baumann.bsky.social
Brent Pry is free and he knows the program
baumann.bsky.social
At least Shake seemed like a real person and not a replicant
baumann.bsky.social
The diabetes conversation made me want to leap through the TV and strangle him
baumann.bsky.social
This guy is such a soulless creep the Braves' center fielder is gonna have to change his nickname
baumann.bsky.social
"I think you're making a huge mistake" is the ur-dick move. Do you think you're gonna talk her into picking you? Or are you just trying to sow seeds of doubt on your way out the door just to make her feel bad? Have some self-respect, Moneybags
baumann.bsky.social
The one upside of the Phillies losing is I can now catch up on Love Is Blind, which gives me some much-needed perspective. Because no Philly Sports Black Thursday is ever gonna make me as angry as Real Estate Mike
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billyidles.bsky.social
This is a powerful image
baumann.bsky.social
I wonder if Pog is OK, he only did his big attack inside the last 40 km, and he let Quinn Simmons hang around for like 30 seconds instead of doing a driveby
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ugarles.bsky.social
usually takes more than one game to learn that. your wife is a prodigy.
lumpawaroomd.bsky.social
This is the first baseball game my wife has ever seen and she now believes this is a sport about eternal punishment
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diedfrombeing.labeledrude.online
"It is, after all, just Republicans’ eternal tough-on-crime pledge with a twist: Now it also counts when they do it, and anything this overdue is worth overdoing."
mobute.bsky.social
As Democrats contemplate a 2026 or 2028 run and wonder what message will most motivate voters, they need to understand that the minimum opening bid is vengeance.
Justice for All - Truthdig
To restore the rule of law, Democrats must enforce the constitution with brass knuckles like there’s nothing to lose. Because there isn’t.
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