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Jeff Zimmerman @jeffwzimmerman.bsky.social · Jul 14

Tanner and I are looking for writers who want to contribute studies for the 2026 edition of The Process.

We already have 80 or so ideas for studies, or a person can come up with their own.

We competitively compensate all the writers. Just let me know if you are interested.

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Jeff Zimmerman @jeffwzimmerman.bsky.social · 6h

I wonder if there was an under. Lots of unders have disappeared

Jeff Zimmerman @jeffwzimmerman.bsky.social · 7h

Are you wearing a bullet proof vest?

Jeff Zimmerman @jeffwzimmerman.bsky.social · 8h

The boy runs at 10 this morning. Fun times

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Jeff Zimmerman @jeffwzimmerman.bsky.social · 16h

Trump...

Hold my cheeseburger

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smugdingus @smugdingus.bsky.social · 16h

I’m busy wrapping my mind around the idea of an actual person that exists being a Denny’s Rewards™️ member.

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Jeff Zimmerman @jeffwzimmerman.bsky.social · 16h

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Jeff Zimmerman @jeffwzimmerman.bsky.social · 16h

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a man in a suit is making a funny face and saying oh no !

ALT: a man in a suit is making a funny face and saying oh no !

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Jeff Zimmerman @jeffwzimmerman.bsky.social · 16h

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a man in a suit is making a funny face and saying oh no !

ALT: a man in a suit is making a funny face and saying oh no !

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Jeff Zimmerman @jeffwzimmerman.bsky.social · 21h

I know the names don't immediately update, but FG checks regularly for changes.

Jeff Zimmerman @jeffwzimmerman.bsky.social · 21h

At @rotowiremlb.bsky.social, I looked into how to deal with hitters who start the season out struggling against fastballs with a simple solution.

www.rotowire.com/baseball/art...

Fantasy Baseball Leaderboards: Fastball Swinging Strike Rate

This week's leaderboard takes a look at fastball swinging strike rate and the rare hitters who manage to overcome an elevated number in that category such as Kyle Stowers.

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Jeff Zimmerman @jeffwzimmerman.bsky.social · 22h

FG pulls its names directly from mlb.com:

www.mlb.com/player/tilly...

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DFAntastic @phillytradesman.bsky.social · 2d

$40/hr for part time HVAC tech in Los Angeles who’s expected to be a 1-person department is fucking laughable.

Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 2d

cmon man

The Angels posted a job for an HVAC (air-conditioning) technician today.
Can't make it up.
Find Opportunites
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Sign to
Los Angeles Angels-Part Time Event HVAC

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Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 2d

The FBS Kicker and Punter Passing Leaders Through Week 8.

SICKOS
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FBS PUNTERS & KICKERS PASSING
LEADERS
THROUGH WEEK 8
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OSCAR DOYLE
COMP ATT COMP% YARDS TD INT
2
2 100% 21
RATE
1 0 353.2
2
MASON LOVE
1
2 50%
10 0 1
-8.0
SICKOS COMMITTEE,
3
RYAN LEAVY
1
1
100%
17
0
0 242.8
4
LANDRY REHKOW
1
1
100%
6
0
150.4
5
MAX
STATE CADEN BACKE
1
1
100%
5
0
142.0
6 GI MARSHALL NICHOLS 1
1
100%
5
0
142.0
M CADEN HOLDEN
1
0%
0 1 -200.0
8
NO OTHER KICKERS
9
OR PUNTERS HAVE
SICKOS COMMITTEE
10
ATTEMPTED A PASS

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Jeff Zimmerman @jeffwzimmerman.bsky.social · 2d

Because it's 10x worse than he leads it on to be.

Jeff Zimmerman @jeffwzimmerman.bsky.social · 2d

The "beef" problem is going to take years to fix.

To grow the herd, you need fewer cattle going to market. Fewer cattle => higher prices.

It's takes about two years to from the sweet loving to the slaughterhouse.

It's going to be a mess for years with no quick fixes.

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 2d

Brooke Rollins on cattle ranchers: "There's frustration on both sides. I was with POTUS yesterday & he's very very frustrated bc everything he's done to cut taxes, bring down costs. The last admin worked to get cattle off lands. They worried about climate change & this president has worked so hard"

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Jeff Zimmerman @jeffwzimmerman.bsky.social · 2d

Send help, someone has kidnapped Jake Burger:

Burger said. “Being able to move runners in those situations, even sac bunts, whatever it may take to win."

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Douglas Reyes-Ceroñ @dreyesceron.bsky.social · 2d

this entire angle and the way Cruz rams right into the wall like a defensive end on a practice dummy is 🤌🏽

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Jeff Zimmerman @jeffwzimmerman.bsky.social · 2d

Head over to Reddit, that's right in their wheelhouse.

Jeff Zimmerman @jeffwzimmerman.bsky.social · 2d

Two part story.

Jeff Zimmerman @jeffwzimmerman.bsky.social · 2d

Kyren Paris hit 5 HR in his first 30 PA last season. Over the rest of the season (110 PA), he hit just one more.

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Jeff Zimmerman @jeffwzimmerman.bsky.social · 3d

Needs a ski mask, money bag, and gun.

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F.L. Everett @fliceverett.bsky.social · 4d

And that's how you raid the Louvre in seven minutes.

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Jeff Zimmerman @jeffwzimmerman.bsky.social · 4d

Find someone to hate as much as everyone involved with the Phillies hates Alec Bohm.

Jeff Zimmerman @jeffwzimmerman.bsky.social · 4d

All the tattoo talk reminds me of a Navy buddy. He got drunk (normal) and went to get another tat. He had limited funds, so he got a 1" box on his arm. We never let him live that down.

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Will Harris @sandwichpick.bsky.social · 4d

The realest sports fan in America-

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Jeff Zimmerman @jeffwzimmerman.bsky.social · 4d

The boy can run. District and hopefully State over the next two weeks.

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