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DFAntastic
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I’m getting around to filling this out.

Philly sports. Women’s basketball. Idk.
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I need more of WNBA Twitter on here so I can say Yabusele walks exactly like Chelsea Gray & ppl will know what I mean
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Macy's Parade: "We spared no expense in bringing you celebrities, dancers, and big Broadway musicals."

Philly Dunkin' Parade: "Fuck you, here's a turkey balloon and a truck float from ACME." [complimentary]
November 27, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Cade…
a pile of brown powder on a white background
Alt: Disappearing anguished emoji GIF.
media.tenor.com
November 27, 2025 at 12:47 AM
November 26, 2025 at 11:23 PM
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We’ve seen video of a child being gunned down on a playground in the name of fighting crime and many people decided that was a necessary part of society.
November 26, 2025 at 11:07 PM
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No crime happens. MORE POLICE. Police are there & crimes happen. MORE POLICE. More crimes happen, more police happen, more & more police happen!
November 26, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Just heard someone say "alley-oop" & remembered some deep Bball Paul lore.

When he had his first practice with the Sixers, he asked for an “alley” which Dwight Howard misheard as “call me Alley,” and Bball just accepted it as his new name until someone (Tobias?) straightened it out. 😭
November 26, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Idk why so many of *these* accounts are arguing with Tressie when this isn’t a matter of opinion.

I’ve lived in neighborhoods where the *only* places to buy food were fried chicken, Chinese takeout, corner stores, (w/ little to no fresh food,) & the pharmacy, (no fresh food, & then closed.)
When you are talking about a food desert, the market is definitionally not providing access to food because there is…no store.
The market does provide it. The reason private stores aren't selling fresh produce nearby is that not enough ppl want it (or rather, want it badly enough to pay what it actually costs to produce and deliver)--even when the federal govt is helping cover the bill via EBT.

Poor ppl have agency, too!
November 26, 2025 at 6:57 PM
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Y’all 🤣🤣🤣 #WNBA
November 26, 2025 at 4:41 PM
The administration this popped hemorrhoid works for just approved PFAS for pesticide use.
Calling up Spectrum with some questions
November 26, 2025 at 5:53 PM
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“the vast majority of americans” according to bari weiss
November 26, 2025 at 4:07 PM
If she gets **** with a beautifully handcrafted Manurhin French revolver, we’ll know the truth.

ACAB but ngl, French super cops wielding .357 Magnums made by cigarette smoking gunsmiths that can put 15 holes in a 20mm hole at 25m, & shoot hundreds of rounds daily for years w/o degradation is 🔥🔥.
Candace Owens is claiming that France’s elite counterterrorism unit GIGN (along with, conveniently, one Israeli operative) has been tasked with her assassination.

The main character syndrome is out of control.
November 26, 2025 at 5:32 PM
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To be clear (since NPR isn't), the "joke" is premised on the fact that Trump is kidnapping people w/o due process and shipping them to offshore concentration slave camps in defiance of court orders, human rights accordances, the U.S. constitution, all tenets of common decency, and international law.
November 26, 2025 at 11:17 AM
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A coup d’état has been confirmed in Guinea Bissau according to @aljazeera.com
November 26, 2025 at 3:52 PM
“ Kelly Oubre Jr. — somehow the model of two-way professionalism and consistency through the season’s first 12 games” 😂😅😩😭
November 26, 2025 at 4:51 PM
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We've got a fun one at B/R today.

@danfavale.bsky.social, @jaydunbar.bsky.social, myself and a few others did a 5-year re-draft with the 2020-2024 NBA draft classes. You'll never believe who goes No. 1 overall!

bleacherreport.com/articles/253...
Ultimate NBA 5-Year Re-Draft Using 2020 Through 2024 Classes
Imagine that the NBA is starting from scratch, only using players from the 2020 through 2024 draft classes. How would the draft play out?
bleacherreport.com
November 26, 2025 at 4:24 PM
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watching this is a warm blanket on a damp, cold day
Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 1:24 PM
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Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 1:04 PM
I’m having fun, but it’s 1,000x better than listening to Daryl Morey get misty-eyed talking about crypto, NFTs, & AI, (not Iverson.)
November 26, 2025 at 1:23 PM
Sam Presti, desperate for a Terry Gross interview, casually references Art Blakey, Joan Didion, Robert Caro, & Le Corbusier while talking hoops.

www.espn.com/nba/story/_/...
How a legendary historian is quietly fueling OKC's championship rise
As OKC GM Sam Presti formed a Thunder team built for a dynasty, he was inspired by a man who has been working on the same project for more than 50 years.
www.espn.com
November 26, 2025 at 1:21 PM
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i’m not sure how but this is real antipolygraph.org/blog/2025/10...
November 26, 2025 at 3:18 AM
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Jared McCain checked in for Tyrese Maxey with 1:30 left in the 3rd quarter and the Sixers down 34.

If Maxey sees the court *at all* in the 4th, Nick Nurse needs to be investigated for crimes against basketball.
November 26, 2025 at 3:04 AM
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Tyrese Maxey entered tonight's game averaging 40.4 minutes per game. He's been on the injury report with two different ailments in the last week. Maxey reaching 32 minutes in three quarters as his team trails by more than 40 points is a failure. His night appears to now be over.
November 26, 2025 at 3:05 AM
Very glad Nick Nurse has Maxey playing through a sprained shoulder in a lost game that’s already gotten too physical. That’s just being professional.
Serious question, has there ever been a worse Cup team than the Sixers? They see those painted floors & just craft a masterpiece of bullshit every time.
Anthony Black is the Greatest Cup Respecter ™️I’ve ever seen.
November 26, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Serious question, has there ever been a worse Cup team than the Sixers? They see those painted floors & just craft a masterpiece of bullshit every time.
Anthony Black is the Greatest Cup Respecter ™️I’ve ever seen.
November 26, 2025 at 2:44 AM
And then he got shoved by Paige Buecker’s bff?
So missed Drummond squaring up with Angel Reese boyfriend?
November 26, 2025 at 2:39 AM