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Dave (The Splatter)
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Enthusiast of many things. Once passed a bad check for fried chicken. Go birds.
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"Road Atlases are for beta cucks!"
downwithdan.bsky.social Dan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 7h
tesla owners admitting without shame they don’t know how to drive anymore
Oli @CARNØN X.com The other night I was driving in pouring rain, fully dark, and the car randomly lost GPS. No location. No navigation. Which also meant no FSD. I tried two software resets while driving just to get GPS back. Nothing worked. So there I was, manually driving in terrible conditions, unsure of positioning, no assistance, no guidance. And it genuinely felt unsafe. For me and for the people in the car. Then it hit me. This feeling - the stress, the uncertainty, the margin for error - this is how most drivers feel every single day. No FSD. No constant awareness. No backup. We've normalised danger so much that we only notice it when the safety net disappears. Chris Robovan @chrisrobovan • 1d So true. I couldn't imagine trying to figure things out myself anymore I feel it every time I have to take over to take a separate entrance or find an area different from the exact pin at a destination. 12.6.4 does 98% of my driving but that last 2% is tough I couldn't imagine also being without GPS 55 L7 14 118 ıhıl 96K 贝 Oli g @CARNØN• 1d It was a very tough situation • 21 4 • .. ill 74K 冂 山
December 15, 2025 at 2:24 AM
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yasharali.bsky.social Yashar Ali 🐘 @yasharali.bsky.social · 3h
BREAKING

Two people have been found dead at the home of director and actor Rob Reiner.

The LA Fire Department said the ages of the two victims is 78 and 68 which matches the ages of Rob and his wife Michele.

Full Story: bit.ly/497DhMd
December 15, 2025 at 2:22 AM
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flyingwalruss.bsky.social Sean @flyingwalruss.bsky.social · 9h
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December 14, 2025 at 8:37 PM
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A Mormon knocking on the door, but was denied. Sounds familiar.
December 14, 2025 at 8:31 PM
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"Is there a QB controversy? Let's go to the pho..."
December 14, 2025 at 8:24 PM
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December 14, 2025 at 8:05 PM
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Screenshot for Spotify's audiobook of INNER EXCELLENCE.
December 14, 2025 at 8:03 PM
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It'll be a Christmas miracle if he makes it to halftime.
fantasynflnews.bsky.social NFL Daily News @fantasynflnews.bsky.social · 9h
Welcome back, Phil.

INDvsSEA - 4:25pm ET
December 14, 2025 at 7:59 PM
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Samuel Beckett's WAITING FOR GOEDERT.
December 14, 2025 at 7:48 PM
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Bring back Stick-Um.
December 14, 2025 at 6:40 PM
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a view of a city from a window with a blue sky in the background
Alt: Screenshot from the TV show DALLAS
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December 14, 2025 at 6:15 PM
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me at 12:58pm Sunday
December 13, 2025 at 3:55 AM
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Any dentists in Kenosha, WI wanna help out a young autistic girl,?? This child needs 5 root canals due to her autism medicine.

Imma trade you a pair of tickets to our show in Chicago with GNR and a meeting next July

www.gofundme.com/f/help-with-...
Donate to My 11 year old autistic granddaughter needs 5 root canals, organized by Shirley Tutor-Perez
My granddaughter Rhiannon will be 11 on 12/20. She has been b… Shirley Tutor-Perez needs your support for My 11 year old autistic granddaughter needs 5 root canals
www.gofundme.com
December 14, 2025 at 5:18 PM
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Christmas night: "But Santa, you've hardly touched your Zardoz cookies."
a plate of cookies that look disturbingly like Sean Connery in Zardoz
December 14, 2025 at 4:26 PM
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Predicting "one of those days" this afternoon.

Go birds, anyway. 🦅🏈💚
Sylvester from LOONEY TUNES, chain smoking and wearing an Eagles hat.
December 14, 2025 at 5:15 PM
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December 14th. #HelpFolksLive2025 thread. Something's *always* due & food is *always* needed. Things only get better with community action. *Now* is when folks need food, water, shelter, meds. *Now* is when we/the community needs to be there for each other. There's no one else. Just us.
December 14, 2025 at 3:10 PM
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DEC. 14th | 2025
#MutualAid🧵:

Please feel free to post your mutual aid links below & I will repost each one of them! 💕

ALT text your images!

Don't forget to add 💸💕 to your MA posts & 🍉 on Palestinian MA boosts.

Love y'all,
☃️Noah
December 14, 2025 at 1:02 PM
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Thank you for sharing. Some spots in the midwest can help directly too because RIBC is part of a network of non-profit blood banks: www.nybce.org/about-us/who...
Who We Are
Leveraging the power of our research & blood center divisions, we deliver lifesaving blood products to over 75 million people. Learn more about our mission.
www.nybce.org
December 14, 2025 at 2:08 AM
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A CHARLIE BROWN CHRISTMAS is streaming *free* this weekend on Apple TV+ for its 60th anniversary.

youtu.be/y2YHzfCNyjo?...
#ChristmasMovies #CharlieBrown
Chicago Tribune TV Week from Dec 1965 w/ A CHARLIE BROWN CHRISTMAS on the cover.
December 14, 2025 at 1:55 AM
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What I'm wearing to the Bluesky christmas party:
Charles Nelson Reilly dressed as Santa on an episode of MATCH GAME.
December 14, 2025 at 1:57 AM
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Anyone up North eligible to donate blood: Head on down...
sarabrinton.bsky.social Sara Brinton @sarabrinton.bsky.social · 1d
I am a student at Brown in communication with a friend at RIBC.

There is an urgent need for blood donations to support RI. Donations in NY, NJ, MN, NB, DE or NJ can help supply RI.

Spread the word.

www.ribc.org/donate-blood/
Donate Blood
Check your eligibility to donate blood, learn about the process and why blood matters, and enroll in a RIBC Donor Loyalty Rewards programs.
www.ribc.org
December 14, 2025 at 1:52 AM
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#SpaceApeCinema tonight at 1AM E, our Tatsuya Nakadai tribute brings us to Kurosawa's monumental Shakespeare epic. Nakadai offers one of the great performances of his lifetime in a film that required 1400 costumed extras and 200 horses for a single scene. Join us for RAN.
Tatsuya Nakadai as Lord Ichimonji walking almost catatonic down the hillside of a volcano between both living and dead soldiers from the previous battle.
December 14, 2025 at 1:13 AM
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*putting on a ball gag covered in ground beef*
“I’m a meatball sub!”
December 13, 2025 at 3:40 PM
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"To Hell with the apparel, we're getting naked and shit-faced for Christmas!"
athul.acharya.cc Athul K. Acharya @athul.acharya.cc · 1d
TIL the original lyrics to Deck the Halls are awesome and “don we now our gay apparel” is temperance movement bullshit
Deck the hall with boughs of holly, Fa, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la! "Tis the season to be jolly: a, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la! Fill the meadcup, drain the barrel, Fa, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la! Troll the ancient Christmas carol. Fa, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la!
December 14, 2025 at 12:33 AM
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sure would be nice if chris posted an accompanying image of said legend. i don’t see anything.
chrisvannini.com Chris Vannini @chrisvannini.com · 1d
🫡 Tonight we bid farewell to a Division III college football legend.
December 13, 2025 at 11:57 PM