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Dave (The Splatter)

@davethesplatter.bsky.social

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Enthusiast of many things. Once passed a bad check for fried chicken. Go birds.

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Dave (The Splatter) @davethesplatter.bsky.social · 8h

A dear friend of mine from my Kansas City days is in need of help, so I said I would spread the word and see what I could do.
gofund.me/d5967eb13

Donate to Urgent Help Needed: Family Displaced and Carless, organized by Catherine Boese

My grandmother passed away and I was living in her home that had been… Catherine Boese needs your support for Urgent Help Needed: Family Displaced and Carless

gofund.me

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Dave (The Splatter) @davethesplatter.bsky.social · 7h

Dr. Gori's gonna deck out his ship in bumper stickers and paint against Spectreman and Overlord, just like that weirdo down the street.

TY @sonfokaras.bsky.social for tonight's helping of Spectreman. Until next time... #GHWP

Son of Karas (AKA Quandaryman) @sonofkaras.bsky.social · 7h

Top two Dr. Gori meltdowns. #GHWP

Dave (The Splatter) @davethesplatter.bsky.social · 7h

"It's a miracle you're alive, especially with your high deductible." #GHWP

Dave (The Splatter) @davethesplatter.bsky.social · 7h

"What a dedicated fool BELIEEEEEEEEEVES." #GHWP

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Son of Karas (AKA Quandaryman) @sonofkaras.bsky.social · 7h

Okay, now if all the people with Blue Cross could make your way to the exit doors, those of you with Medicaid can follow me to the basement. #GHWP

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Dave (The Splatter) @davethesplatter.bsky.social · 7h

They forget people in the hospital and they just leave the crippled on the side of the building. Must be the hospital for HMOs. #GHWP

George (blind), nurse (forgetful), some other guy (crippled) in SPECTREMAN.

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Dave (The Splatter) @davethesplatter.bsky.social · 7h

"Spectreman, expose yourself to high voltage wires!" #GHWP

Chet Chelio (Jason Statham) hooking a car battery to his tongue from CRANK: HIGH VOLTAGE

Dave (The Splatter) @davethesplatter.bsky.social · 7h

Even Better: The tanks look like they're about to invade the scale model of Mister Rogers' Neighborhood. #GHWP

Dave (The Splatter) @davethesplatter.bsky.social · 7h

I've seen some cheap tank stock footage, but this might be the best one yet. Like a Toys R Us commercial. #GHWP

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Dave (The Splatter) @davethesplatter.bsky.social · 7h

Just like the band Humble Pie, George... Don't Need No Doctor. #GHWP

Dave (The Splatter) @davethesplatter.bsky.social · 7h

I've seen some cheap tank stock footage, but this might be the best one yet. Like a Toys R Us commercial. #GHWP

Dave (The Splatter) @davethesplatter.bsky.social · 7h

#GHWP

Neo (Keanu Reeves) blinded in the third MATRIX movie.

Dave (The Splatter) @davethesplatter.bsky.social · 7h

Otto and Margaret win, they lasted a full 8 seconds riding a giant salamander. #GHWP

Otto and Margaret riding a giant monster in SPECTREMAN.

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Silent Beauties @silentbeauties.bsky.social · 7h

Why climbing the Everest when you can climb a monster? #GHWP

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Dave (The Splatter) @davethesplatter.bsky.social · 7h

So I went into my photo storage for "tongue" and... nope. Nopenopenopenope this is a family website. #GHWP

Monster salamander tongue action on SPECTREMAN.

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Dave (The Splatter) @davethesplatter.bsky.social · 7h

Dr. Gori invented the claw machine. Fact. #GHWP

Dave (The Splatter) @davethesplatter.bsky.social · 7h

"the MONSTER... the MONSTER... the MONSTER'S ON FIRE. We don't need no water... oh, yes we do." #GHWP

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Dave (The Splatter) @davethesplatter.bsky.social · 7h

Would you like to invest in my new start-up, "Kaiju Teething Biscuits"? #GHWP

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Dave (The Splatter) @davethesplatter.bsky.social · 7h

Poor Todd #GHWP

Dave (The Splatter) @davethesplatter.bsky.social · 7h

"This week on Wild Adventure, Marlon goes hunting for... OH, HELL NO!" #GHWP

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Dave (The Splatter) @davethesplatter.bsky.social · 7h

"All's well that Mel Welles." #GHWP

SPECTREMAN English version directed by Mel Welles

Dave (The Splatter) @davethesplatter.bsky.social · 7h

The dude singing this cover of "Hero" has some serious lungs. #GHWP

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Dave (The Splatter) @davethesplatter.bsky.social · 8h

Pollution Control checking in for #GHWP.

The GHOSTBUSTERS car, but "Pollution Control" written instead.

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Son of Karas (AKA Quandaryman) @sonofkaras.bsky.social · 8h

Plenty of tongue action coming up on #GHWP at 10E.

a pink cartoon character with a long tongue hanging out

Alt: Pokémon Lickitung waving his extremely long tongue back and forth.

media.tenor.com

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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 17h

Alex spots a baseball player and in disbelief, she clasps her hands to the sides of her face and says "WOW! Trey Yesavage! You're my hero!" Trey Yesavage points to himself with this thumb and nonchalantly states "I was born after 9/11. Alex's face rapidly ages, melting into a heap of loose skin and wrinkles. John Schneider grabs Yesaage by the shoulder and says "Kid, you gotta stop introducing yourself to people that way."

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Dave (The Splatter) @davethesplatter.bsky.social · 8h

A dear friend of mine from my Kansas City days is in need of help, so I said I would spread the word and see what I could do.
gofund.me/d5967eb13

Donate to Urgent Help Needed: Family Displaced and Carless, organized by Catherine Boese

My grandmother passed away and I was living in her home that had been… Catherine Boese needs your support for Urgent Help Needed: Family Displaced and Carless

gofund.me

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Dave (The Splatter) @davethesplatter.bsky.social · 8h

"Gas Station Dick Pills Face" syndrome

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