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Dave (The Splatter)
@davethesplatter.bsky.social
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Enthusiast of many things. Once passed a bad check for fried chicken. Go birds.
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Dr. Gori's gonna deck out his ship in bumper stickers and paint against Spectreman and Overlord, just like that weirdo down the street.

TY @sonfokaras.bsky.social for tonight's helping of Spectreman. Until next time... #GHWP
"It's a miracle you're alive, especially with your high deductible." #GHWP
"What a dedicated fool BELIEEEEEEEEEVES." #GHWP
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Okay, now if all the people with Blue Cross could make your way to the exit doors, those of you with Medicaid can follow me to the basement. #GHWP
They forget people in the hospital and they just leave the crippled on the side of the building. Must be the hospital for HMOs. #GHWP
"Spectreman, expose yourself to high voltage wires!" #GHWP
Even Better: The tanks look like they're about to invade the scale model of Mister Rogers' Neighborhood. #GHWP
I've seen some cheap tank stock footage, but this might be the best one yet. Like a Toys R Us commercial. #GHWP
Just like the band Humble Pie, George... Don't Need No Doctor. #GHWP
I've seen some cheap tank stock footage, but this might be the best one yet. Like a Toys R Us commercial. #GHWP
Otto and Margaret win, they lasted a full 8 seconds riding a giant salamander. #GHWP
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Why climbing the Everest when you can climb a monster? #GHWP
So I went into my photo storage for "tongue" and... nope. Nopenopenopenope this is a family website. #GHWP
Dr. Gori invented the claw machine. Fact. #GHWP
"the MONSTER... the MONSTER... the MONSTER'S ON FIRE. We don't need no water... oh, yes we do." #GHWP
Would you like to invest in my new start-up, "Kaiju Teething Biscuits"? #GHWP
"This week on Wild Adventure, Marlon goes hunting for... OH, HELL NO!" #GHWP
The dude singing this cover of "Hero" has some serious lungs. #GHWP
Pollution Control checking in for #GHWP.
"Gas Station Dick Pills Face" syndrome