Dan of the Year
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Rescuer of dogs, eater of cheese, hater of AI
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Dan of the Year
@downwithdan.bsky.social
· Sep 16
Hate when my country rolls out new terms of service
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This is such a powerful image
November 8, 2023 at 5:16 PM
This is such a powerful image
ON THIS VERY NIGHT
Dec 5th 1937 - Large Marge was born.
📽️📅 Pee-wee's Big Adventure (1985)
📽️📅 Pee-wee's Big Adventure (1985)
December 5, 2025 at 2:15 PM
ON THIS VERY NIGHT
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What kind of mating dance is this
December 5, 2025 at 1:41 AM
What kind of mating dance is this
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nobody asked, but if you are feeling pissed or sad or freaked out all the time, one practical thing you can do is take a few minutes and *write down on paper* five things you're grateful form. then do it the next day. And the next. And so on
December 5, 2025 at 5:25 AM
nobody asked, but if you are feeling pissed or sad or freaked out all the time, one practical thing you can do is take a few minutes and *write down on paper* five things you're grateful form. then do it the next day. And the next. And so on
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ROCK AND ROLL IS NOT A SUITABLE BUILDING MATERIAL CARGILL IT BOTH ROCKS AND ROLLS HOW DO YOU BUILD ON THAT SAFELY I ASK YOU
December 4, 2025 at 9:21 PM
ROCK AND ROLL IS NOT A SUITABLE BUILDING MATERIAL CARGILL IT BOTH ROCKS AND ROLLS HOW DO YOU BUILD ON THAT SAFELY I ASK YOU
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I've been told I'm condescending.
(That means I talk down to people.)
(That means I talk down to people.)
December 5, 2025 at 3:31 AM
I've been told I'm condescending.
(That means I talk down to people.)
(That means I talk down to people.)
“I’m not like those phony politicians!”
[posts made-up video with one big earring for some reason]
[posts made-up video with one big earring for some reason]
December 5, 2025 at 3:25 AM
“I’m not like those phony politicians!”
[posts made-up video with one big earring for some reason]
[posts made-up video with one big earring for some reason]
Gordon Gecko sounds like a local personal injury lawyer with an obnoxious billboard
December 5, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Gordon Gecko sounds like a local personal injury lawyer with an obnoxious billboard
i am about to reach levels of coziness previously thought impossible by modern science
December 5, 2025 at 2:32 AM
i am about to reach levels of coziness previously thought impossible by modern science
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We are being governed by people with the same social and organizational skills as a minecraft server moderator
December 4, 2025 at 11:40 PM
We are being governed by people with the same social and organizational skills as a minecraft server moderator
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kids will straight up tell you that there’s nothing to eat when there’s an untouched head of cabbage in the vegetable drawer
December 4, 2025 at 11:06 PM
kids will straight up tell you that there’s nothing to eat when there’s an untouched head of cabbage in the vegetable drawer
you just know the side chat is boppin
December 4, 2025 at 11:22 PM
you just know the side chat is boppin
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No Country for Old Whippersnappers
December 3, 2025 at 4:21 PM
No Country for Old Whippersnappers
normalize taking an hour-long shit as soon as you clock in
How to make yourself poop regularly in the morning before going to work
How to make yourself poop regularly in the morning before going to work
Surveys show that a third of employees are scared to poop on the job, and nearly one in five "refuse" to entirely — citing everything from privacy issues and embarrassment over smells to concerns about noise.
nypost.com
December 4, 2025 at 11:05 PM
normalize taking an hour-long shit as soon as you clock in
Is lesbianism real, T?
December 4, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Is lesbianism real, T?
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This is like the twelfth Monday this week.
December 4, 2025 at 2:38 PM
This is like the twelfth Monday this week.
But why’d they use a pic of Trent nutting
December 4, 2025 at 9:40 PM
But why’d they use a pic of Trent nutting
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Her Listening Age was 16 you sick fuck
December 4, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Her Listening Age was 16 you sick fuck
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(looking at x-ray scan) yep, there's your problem. hubris
December 4, 2025 at 9:21 PM
(looking at x-ray scan) yep, there's your problem. hubris
cursing my enemies with the sudden need to poop as soon as they leave the house
December 4, 2025 at 6:53 PM
cursing my enemies with the sudden need to poop as soon as they leave the house
spotify? no no i use a plant-based free-range streaming service from the farmers market
December 4, 2025 at 4:38 PM
spotify? no no i use a plant-based free-range streaming service from the farmers market
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“why isn’t christmas magic anymore” well bitch you’re santa now, sounds like the problem is you’re not magical
December 4, 2025 at 2:19 PM
“why isn’t christmas magic anymore” well bitch you’re santa now, sounds like the problem is you’re not magical