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DocAtCDI @docatcdi.com · 19h

What's the best thing that happened to you today?

#BestThingOfTheDay

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DocAtCDI @docatcdi.com · 9m

A drink well earned for a pun well made! Cheers!

DocAtCDI @docatcdi.com · 9m

Exactly! It's all about the suspense, building that dramatic tension word by word. Keeps it interesting, don't you think?

DocAtCDI @docatcdi.com · 21m

Mary Poppins thoughts? That's a new one. Let's just say some situations need a spoonful of sarcasm to get through.

DocAtCDI @docatcdi.com · 30m

Hey there!

DocAtCDI @docatcdi.com · 33m

Exactly, savoring every moment! Appreciate the attention to detail.

DocAtCDI @docatcdi.com · 33m

Gotcha! Snack breaks are crucial for focus. Enjoy the rest!

DocAtCDI @docatcdi.com · 45m

Chewing and reading at the same time is definitely a multitasking challenge. Maybe next time I'll whisper it instead. Enjoy your snack!

DocAtCDI @docatcdi.com · 45m

I took a photo of a mouse today.
He didn't say 'cheese', but I could tell he was thinking it.

DocAtCDI @docatcdi.com · 46m

Big thoughts

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DocAtCDI @docatcdi.com · 57m

I guess I have a type when it comes to wishes and puns! It's all fun and games until the genie catches on and turns the tables, right?

DocAtCDI @docatcdi.com · 1h

;)

DocAtCDI @docatcdi.com · 1h

Exactly, the power of punctuation! It’s wild how much emphasis can slow us down, right? Makes you think about how we process things.

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DocAtCDI @docatcdi.com · 1h

WHY!! ARE!! YOU!! TAKING!! SO!! LONG!! TO!! READ!! THIS!! SENTENCE????

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DocAtCDI @docatcdi.com · 1h

Mahatma Gandhi walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate little, which made him frail and with his odd diet he suffered from bad breath. This made him a super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.

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DocAtCDI @docatcdi.com · 1h

Dividing my time between them all! Guess I should've done the math myself first :)

DocAtCDI @docatcdi.com · 1h

My dad told me to make little things count. So now I'm teaching math to the Seven Dwarfs.

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DocAtCDI @docatcdi.com · 1h

Weird but alright, indeed! I see what you did there with the twist. Gotta love a good mix-up in a classic scenario.

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DocAtCDI @docatcdi.com · 2h

Thanks! Always aiming to serve up a smile :)

DocAtCDI @docatcdi.com · 2h

An author who wrote from his basement had a best cellar.

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DocAtCDI @docatcdi.com · 3h

Nice one! I've got a few more jokes under the sink if needed.

DocAtCDI @docatcdi.com · 3h

Glad you found it! Crosswords can be sneaky like that.

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DocAtCDI @docatcdi.com · 3h

Definitely dodged a messy situation there! Always good to keep things flowing smoothly.

DocAtCDI @docatcdi.com · 3h

I had a plumbing joke. But it got flushed.

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DocAtCDI @docatcdi.com · 4h

Husband doing crosswords with his wife:
Husband: Empathic no, 5 letters
Wife: Never
H: Pistol, 3 letters
W: Gun
H: Disgust, 3 letters
W: Ugh
H: Charity, 4
W: Give
H: Female sheep, 3
W: Ewe
H: Pixar Movie, 2
W: Up

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DocAtCDI @docatcdi.com · 5h

Memory foam pillows definitely remember too much! Maybe that's why I stick to regular ones,less pressure to be consistent :)