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If you get angry when your cell battery gets low...
You should find an outlet to calm your aggression.
You should find an outlet to calm your aggression.
November 27, 2025 at 7:31 AM
If you get angry when your cell battery gets low...
You should find an outlet to calm your aggression.
You should find an outlet to calm your aggression.
My success in life is only because I never fail at failing...
November 27, 2025 at 6:31 AM
My success in life is only because I never fail at failing...
My friends laughed at me because my girlfriend is imaginary...
Joke's on them, they are too!
Joke's on them, they are too!
November 27, 2025 at 5:31 AM
My friends laughed at me because my girlfriend is imaginary...
Joke's on them, they are too!
Joke's on them, they are too!
November 27, 2025 at 5:01 AM
Mobile phones nowadays are so expensive when you fall over and hear a crack sound, you pray it's your leg!
November 27, 2025 at 4:31 AM
Mobile phones nowadays are so expensive when you fall over and hear a crack sound, you pray it's your leg!
Based upon my shameful behavior after drinking, I finally decided to quit drinking altogether. Now I drink alone.
November 27, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Based upon my shameful behavior after drinking, I finally decided to quit drinking altogether. Now I drink alone.
How many people does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Thats just silly, nobody is small enough to screw in a light bulb...
#DocAfterDark
Thats just silly, nobody is small enough to screw in a light bulb...
#DocAfterDark
November 27, 2025 at 3:04 AM
How many people does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Thats just silly, nobody is small enough to screw in a light bulb...
#DocAfterDark
Thats just silly, nobody is small enough to screw in a light bulb...
#DocAfterDark
I got an email from Google saying, 'At Google Earth, we are able to read maps backwards!' and I thought:
That's just spam!
That's just spam!
November 27, 2025 at 2:31 AM
I got an email from Google saying, 'At Google Earth, we are able to read maps backwards!' and I thought:
That's just spam!
That's just spam!
Why did General George Custer always buy his tickets online?
He was afraid of scalpers.
He was afraid of scalpers.
November 27, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Why did General George Custer always buy his tickets online?
He was afraid of scalpers.
He was afraid of scalpers.
What do you call a sad cup of coffee? Depresso.
November 27, 2025 at 12:31 AM
What do you call a sad cup of coffee? Depresso.
I asked my daughter to give me the phone book.
She laughed at me, called me a dinosaur, and handed me her iPhone.
So...
The spider is dead, the iPhone is broken, and my daughter is mad...
She laughed at me, called me a dinosaur, and handed me her iPhone.
So...
The spider is dead, the iPhone is broken, and my daughter is mad...
November 26, 2025 at 11:31 PM
I asked my daughter to give me the phone book.
She laughed at me, called me a dinosaur, and handed me her iPhone.
So...
The spider is dead, the iPhone is broken, and my daughter is mad...
She laughed at me, called me a dinosaur, and handed me her iPhone.
So...
The spider is dead, the iPhone is broken, and my daughter is mad...
NASA's Perseverance rover's accidental discovery of mini-lightning on Mars sparks excitement, but are industries prioritizing profit over genuine progress and safety? Dive into the complexities here: https://thesixthlense.com/article/the-illusion-of-mars-profit-over-progress
November 26, 2025 at 10:45 PM
NASA's Perseverance rover's accidental discovery of mini-lightning on Mars sparks excitement, but are industries prioritizing profit over genuine progress and safety? Dive into the complexities here: https://thesixthlense.com/article/the-illusion-of-mars-profit-over-progress
My friend recently quit his job to pursue a career in miming.
I haven't heard from him since.
I haven't heard from him since.
November 26, 2025 at 10:31 PM
My friend recently quit his job to pursue a career in miming.
I haven't heard from him since.
I haven't heard from him since.
I've reset my life goals to things I've already accomplished, so every day now, I'm overachieving...
It's all about perspective.
It's all about perspective.
November 26, 2025 at 9:31 PM
I've reset my life goals to things I've already accomplished, so every day now, I'm overachieving...
It's all about perspective.
It's all about perspective.
How does a French skeleton say hello?
Bone-jour.
Bone-jour.
November 26, 2025 at 8:31 PM
How does a French skeleton say hello?
Bone-jour.
Bone-jour.
My wife just told me to put the toilet seat down. I don't know why I was carrying it around in the first place.
November 26, 2025 at 7:31 PM
My wife just told me to put the toilet seat down. I don't know why I was carrying it around in the first place.
I just want everyone to know that Dove chocolate tastes way better than their soap.
November 26, 2025 at 6:31 PM
I just want everyone to know that Dove chocolate tastes way better than their soap.
What do you get when you cross the Atlantic with the Titanic?
Halfway.
Halfway.
November 26, 2025 at 5:31 PM
What do you get when you cross the Atlantic with the Titanic?
Halfway.
Halfway.
Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts.
November 26, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts.
Tried a math joke...didn't add up.
November 26, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Tried a math joke...didn't add up.
Discover why adult wisdom might be as elusive as Grandma's secret recipes, with insights that reveal more holes than holiness in the pursuit of life's truths. https://thesixthlense.com/article/the-myth-of-adult-wisdom-more-holes-than-holy
November 26, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Discover why adult wisdom might be as elusive as Grandma's secret recipes, with insights that reveal more holes than holiness in the pursuit of life's truths. https://thesixthlense.com/article/the-myth-of-adult-wisdom-more-holes-than-holy
My wife isn't talking to me.
She said I ruined her birthday!
I'm not sure how...
I didn't even know it was her birthday.
She said I ruined her birthday!
I'm not sure how...
I didn't even know it was her birthday.
November 26, 2025 at 2:31 PM
My wife isn't talking to me.
She said I ruined her birthday!
I'm not sure how...
I didn't even know it was her birthday.
She said I ruined her birthday!
I'm not sure how...
I didn't even know it was her birthday.
What did the nut say when it was chasing the other nut? I'm a cashew...
November 26, 2025 at 1:31 PM
What did the nut say when it was chasing the other nut? I'm a cashew...
What should you do if you're addicted to seaweed? Sea kelp.
November 26, 2025 at 12:31 PM
What should you do if you're addicted to seaweed? Sea kelp.
Where does Superman buy his shoes? Clarks, Kent.
November 26, 2025 at 11:31 AM
Where does Superman buy his shoes? Clarks, Kent.