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Did we ever find out...
what the knights in white sat in?
what the knights in white sat in?
November 10, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Did we ever find out...
what the knights in white sat in?
what the knights in white sat in?
If being bi means you can have a male partner or a female partner...
does it mean if you don't have a partner...
you're on standbi?
does it mean if you don't have a partner...
you're on standbi?
November 10, 2025 at 6:31 PM
If being bi means you can have a male partner or a female partner...
does it mean if you don't have a partner...
you're on standbi?
does it mean if you don't have a partner...
you're on standbi?
Do marijuana growers worry about irreversible joint damage?
November 10, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Do marijuana growers worry about irreversible joint damage?
The bartender asked the pirate, 'Is that a ship's wheel sticking out of your pants?' The pirate said, 'Aye, it's driving me nuts.'
November 10, 2025 at 4:31 PM
The bartender asked the pirate, 'Is that a ship's wheel sticking out of your pants?' The pirate said, 'Aye, it's driving me nuts.'
I decided to make sure my wife woke up with a big smile on her face this morning...
I can't have sharpies in the house anymore.
I can't have sharpies in the house anymore.
November 10, 2025 at 3:31 PM
I decided to make sure my wife woke up with a big smile on her face this morning...
I can't have sharpies in the house anymore.
I can't have sharpies in the house anymore.
What is a chef's most lost ingredient? Thyme.
November 10, 2025 at 2:31 PM
What is a chef's most lost ingredient? Thyme.
Why didn't the skeleton fight the monster?
He didn't have the guts.
He didn't have the guts.
November 10, 2025 at 1:31 PM
Why didn't the skeleton fight the monster?
He didn't have the guts.
He didn't have the guts.
I tried drag racing the other day. It's murder trying to run in heels.
November 10, 2025 at 12:31 PM
I tried drag racing the other day. It's murder trying to run in heels.
My friends and I started playing music together, but couldn't think of a group name. I came up with one right off the top of my head. We call ourselves the Hair Band.
November 10, 2025 at 11:31 AM
My friends and I started playing music together, but couldn't think of a group name. I came up with one right off the top of my head. We call ourselves the Hair Band.
A guy came to the pub last night dressed in a black top, black shorts, and a whistle.
I said to my friend it's going to kick off in a minute.
I said to my friend it's going to kick off in a minute.
November 10, 2025 at 10:31 AM
A guy came to the pub last night dressed in a black top, black shorts, and a whistle.
I said to my friend it's going to kick off in a minute.
I said to my friend it's going to kick off in a minute.
Had a date last night.
I really enjoyed it.
Tonight I'm gonna try a fig.
I really enjoyed it.
Tonight I'm gonna try a fig.
November 10, 2025 at 9:31 AM
Had a date last night.
I really enjoyed it.
Tonight I'm gonna try a fig.
I really enjoyed it.
Tonight I'm gonna try a fig.
The female janitor at my building asked if I would chill and smoke some weed with her.
I said: No. I can't deal with high maintenance women.
I said: No. I can't deal with high maintenance women.
November 10, 2025 at 8:31 AM
The female janitor at my building asked if I would chill and smoke some weed with her.
I said: No. I can't deal with high maintenance women.
I said: No. I can't deal with high maintenance women.
What do you need in order to poop in the woods? Toilet-trees.
November 10, 2025 at 7:31 AM
What do you need in order to poop in the woods? Toilet-trees.
I used to be a professional hide and seek player, but I finally lost my touch.
November 10, 2025 at 6:31 AM
I used to be a professional hide and seek player, but I finally lost my touch.
How do you spell 'candy' with 2 letters?
C and Y...
C and Y...
November 10, 2025 at 5:31 AM
How do you spell 'candy' with 2 letters?
C and Y...
C and Y...
November 10, 2025 at 5:01 AM
C4 is just angry Play-Doh...
November 10, 2025 at 4:31 AM
C4 is just angry Play-Doh...
6:30 is hands down the best time on a clock. It's the only time that's 'hands' down.
November 10, 2025 at 3:31 AM
6:30 is hands down the best time on a clock. It's the only time that's 'hands' down.
Star Treks William Shatner has discontinued his range of ladies lingerie.
Apparently Shatner Panties proved an unpopular name choic#DocAfterDarkark
Apparently Shatner Panties proved an unpopular name choic#DocAfterDarkark
November 10, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Star Treks William Shatner has discontinued his range of ladies lingerie.
Apparently Shatner Panties proved an unpopular name choic#DocAfterDarkark
Apparently Shatner Panties proved an unpopular name choic#DocAfterDarkark
I passed all my courses except for Greek mythology.
That has always been my Achilles' elbow.
That has always been my Achilles' elbow.
November 10, 2025 at 2:31 AM
I passed all my courses except for Greek mythology.
That has always been my Achilles' elbow.
That has always been my Achilles' elbow.
Gave this girl a drink of my lemonade last night, and she completely fell in love with me. I schwepped her right off her feet.
November 10, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Gave this girl a drink of my lemonade last night, and she completely fell in love with me. I schwepped her right off her feet.
The Gluteus Maximus is the largest muscle in your body. In fact, it's a huge ass muscle.
November 10, 2025 at 12:31 AM
The Gluteus Maximus is the largest muscle in your body. In fact, it's a huge ass muscle.
What does a Hawaiian Spider do in his free time? Surf the web.
November 9, 2025 at 11:31 PM
What does a Hawaiian Spider do in his free time? Surf the web.
Q: What do you call the security outside of a Samsung Store?
A: Guardians of the Galaxy.
A: Guardians of the Galaxy.
November 9, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Q: What do you call the security outside of a Samsung Store?
A: Guardians of the Galaxy.
A: Guardians of the Galaxy.
My friend told me a joke about coins, but it doesn't make any cents.
November 9, 2025 at 9:31 PM
My friend told me a joke about coins, but it doesn't make any cents.