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BrujoLoco☠️🖤🏺
@patnspankme.bsky.social
member of Tun Uw, love to play darts, fan of NHRA. Near Pittsburgh.

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All these penalties is indicative of bad coaching. Especially when you consider the times that they happen.
November 28, 2025 at 8:33 PM
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I haven't herd a good sheep joke in awhile, just a few baah ones.
November 26, 2025 at 12:03 AM
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i love you friday you elusive sonofabitch
November 28, 2025 at 6:00 AM
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“Bake-off and chill?”

“No! It’s such a wholesome show!”

“Well, I’d rather you show your hole some”
November 28, 2025 at 8:05 PM
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Kiss me like you want to kiss your hot cousin
November 28, 2025 at 6:11 PM
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I got a mailer for Amazon insurance. Super. Now my employer can deny my surgery directly. Cut out that pesky middleman of free-will.
November 28, 2025 at 6:56 PM
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the fact that i really had to go back to work today is so crazy to me
November 28, 2025 at 8:08 PM
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The universe is just a complicated sex toy.
November 28, 2025 at 7:20 PM
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Is there a gene that makes truffle seasoning taste like gym sock or do fancy people just like gym sock?
November 28, 2025 at 7:52 PM
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I’m out of touch. Do people not pump up the jams anymore?
November 28, 2025 at 4:23 PM
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It's supposed to be only like 35 degrees outside but I went out in short sleeved tee and sleep pants and I thought it felt pretty nice. Sunny, so I guess that makes the difference. Nice day for a white wedding.
November 28, 2025 at 7:53 PM
I have a boner, please respond.
November 28, 2025 at 7:54 PM
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Happily eating hard bread like a peasant
November 28, 2025 at 6:51 PM
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I asked Yellow Cat if he's insane and he didn't answer so I'm just gonna fill in the blank with a big yes.
November 28, 2025 at 6:53 PM
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I gave you a trophy emoji for your skeet.

Please respond.
November 28, 2025 at 6:45 PM
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I have to be awake until at least 10:30 to prep my dough to proof in the fridge. Who's staying awake with me?
November 27, 2025 at 3:55 AM
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I ran out of time to make dinner rolls last night (I made sourdough boules as part of the appetizers). Really tempted to leave the warmth of my bed to bake.
November 28, 2025 at 5:56 PM
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My bum was sore after a curry. My wife said, 'Ring Sting.' I said, 'Why? What will he know about it?'
November 28, 2025 at 6:31 PM
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Now I wanna fight
Had to go back to get proof
November 28, 2025 at 6:31 PM
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I am not buying anything today. anyone else?
November 28, 2025 at 5:36 PM
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This timeline feels like it was purchased at Walmart.
November 28, 2025 at 4:56 PM
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i listened to a man be tortured over the phone

thats not okay or normal
November 28, 2025 at 5:40 PM
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Turning my coffee machine on. But forgetting to put water in it. Saved it. I hope. Then I think. Over filling the water.
🙄🙄🙄🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️
November 28, 2025 at 5:39 PM