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trickyNOtreat 🎃

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real life is my alt, baby she/her NO-ONE sleeps tonight Latest Tricks: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ljb5o7ltqkol72dxn33dlvrj/feed/aaakcudl57cto Trickshots - Best of : https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ljb5o7ltqkol72dxn33dlvrj/feed/aaaeggv4dcza6

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trickyNOtreat 🎃 @trickykat.bsky.social · Sep 8

why zipper and not penis fly trap

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trickyNOtreat 🎃 @trickykat.bsky.social · 4m

*experiment

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happy new brick @bigblocks.bsky.social · 17m

resilience and robustness are dope as fuck tbh

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trickyNOtreat 🎃 @trickykat.bsky.social · 19m

I've just tried the same experience and same results. last post found on search 13 days ago....

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bloody bacon popsicle 💤 @gupton68.bsky.social · Feb 25

*walking into a mattress shop*

me: I'd like one nap please

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Stace Fiction @girlawhirl.bsky.social · 6h

Baby are you a spare tire because you look kinda wonky & I don’t know how to change you.

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Tusk Jenkins @tuskjenkins.bsky.social · 1h

There once was a limerick at sonnetcon? Wow even poetry news is anarchy

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trickyNOtreat 🎃 @trickykat.bsky.social · 2h

i would trade my first born for one

trickyNOtreat 🎃 @trickykat.bsky.social · 2h

*offers you a kleenex* 💗

trickyNOtreat 🎃 @trickykat.bsky.social · 2h

me too 😭

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trickyNOtreat 🎃 @trickykat.bsky.social · 11h

SinnerAss

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RXSarsparilla🎉 @gypsymoon1969.bsky.social · 22h

I need someone to throw away a couch that's better than our couch.

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[Sic] Burns @sicburns2.bsky.social · 1d

In the BlueSky olden days when some newfangled invention came along we’d clip out its fancy adverts in the local shopper and use them as fuel for our magnificently hand-forged skeet boilers in the root cellar

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trickyNOtreat 🎃 @trickykat.bsky.social · 20h

exactly. I had to say something

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trickyNOtreat 🎃 @trickykat.bsky.social · 20h

hard to sleep when you guys are making such a racket

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trickyNOtreat 🎃 @trickykat.bsky.social · 20h

you guys are so grossssss

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trickyNOtreat 🎃 @trickykat.bsky.social · 20h

she’s not wrong

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Fickle Filly @ficklefilly.bsky.social · 23d

If you listen carefully, you can hear hindsight laughing at you.

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💀Tombkick💀 @doomkick.com · 23d

That’s not a knife! THIS is a knife!
*pulls out a pink Motorola Razr

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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 1d

We might literally have to try out that “there’s no rule that a dog can’t play baseball” thing at this point

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debbspook @debbshock.blue · 2d

we are the witches you could not have sex with

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trickyNOtreat 🎃 @trickykat.bsky.social · 21h

that is a very adult pie. I mean adult sized pie. good thing you flagged it 😂

trickyNOtreat 🎃 @trickykat.bsky.social · 21h

oh you are wayyyy more sexy ;)

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alexis simpson @amutepiggy.bsky.social · Jul 10

oi! ten years in and me n' the missus boff like we're playing away on each other WITH each other. A decade-plus and her bean/balloon knot/undercarriage still p0wns my one eyed trouser trout, innit it?

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trickyNOtreat 🎃 @trickykat.bsky.social · 21h

I'm not mad. I'm livid. how dare you post something like this and not let me know so that I could reskeet it????

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trickyNOtreat 🎃 @trickykat.bsky.social · 21h

a man in a ups uniform is holding a cardboard box and saying " i 've got a package for you "

Alt: a man in a ups uniform is holding a cardboard box and saying " i 've got a package for you "

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