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funkelly.bsky.social
sir charles brown hath maidens
funkelly.bsky.social
i dunno I just work here
funkelly.bsky.social
anywhere dick soap is sold
funkelly.bsky.social
and we skateboarded out of their lives forever
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rbreich.bsky.social
The 400 richest Americans are now worth a record $6.6 trillion.

The entire bottom 50% of America is worth just $4.2 trillion.

Read that back.

When 400 people control more wealth than half a country’s population, we have a very serious problem.
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popeolga.meangirls.online
Woke John Lennon be like

Lucy in the sky with pronouns

(Breaks wife's orbital socket with a right cross)
funkelly.bsky.social
consider me your angel
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funkelly.bsky.social
this is brilliant
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captainacab.airbud.website
white men will do literally anything to avoid using a washcloth in the shower
something called “weenie soap” which is basically a little orange circular soap with a hole in it that i guess you are supposed to fuck in the shower in order to clean your cock?
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msbtterswrth.altgov.info
Hot off the presses! If you need a bigger size to print your stickers let me know!
The Portland frog as a founding father, surround by the words "give me ribberty or give me death"
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donni.bsky.social
You’re just a brain hanging out with a skeleton
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johnpavlovitz.bsky.social
Good people need to start outing their ICE family members, neighbors, and community members.

They need to be made into pariahs in the places decent Americans gather.
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kmillz.lol
thinking about her (gwen pepperoni)
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captainacab.airbud.website
gotta say i can’t help but pay attention to the protesting frogs in portland. the story is so ribbeting
funkelly.bsky.social
don’t need one. I have an iPad tho.
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funkelly.bsky.social
Tumble out of bed and I stumble to the kitchen
Pour myself a cup of ambition
And yawn and stretch and try to come to life
Jump in the shower and the blood starts pumpin'

OH MY GOD THERES SO MUCH BLOOD COMING OUT OF THE SHOWERHEAD OH MY GOOOD
funkelly.bsky.social
for sure. I don’t have a computer either, I just made a shortcut. I like that the website has a favorites folder and I don’t have to click twice to repost. The app makes you choose between report and quote post
funkelly.bsky.social
i will say i don’t like it any better. it doesn’t have the features the website has that I like but at least it doesn’t crash every time I open it
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funkelly.bsky.social
I think I’m at a place where I can finally talk about this, friends.

I’m sad that Gen Z will never know the face-melting thrill of seeing a surprise video game introduced for the first time at the end of a movie featuring Fred Savage and the Cabazon dinosaurs. The internet has ruined everything.