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Lupita Nihongo
@otsumamiboy.bsky.social
· Dec 18
*this user sometimes attempts to employ hyperbole to comedic effect
HOPE THIS HELPS (ME)
HOPE THIS HELPS (ME)
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Sammo Hung is the greatest human to ever live.
December 5, 2025 at 4:28 AM
Sammo Hung is the greatest human to ever live.
Can’t stop thinking about him
December 5, 2025 at 4:20 AM
Can’t stop thinking about him
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The moon is not fucking around tonight.
December 5, 2025 at 4:04 AM
The moon is not fucking around tonight.
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If Halle Berry called me out I would simply perish
December 4, 2025 at 11:17 PM
If Halle Berry called me out I would simply perish
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Ok so this Sixers game sucks & I sympathize so much with little man here, but him getting trash talked by his little friend is fucking hilarious.
December 5, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Ok so this Sixers game sucks & I sympathize so much with little man here, but him getting trash talked by his little friend is fucking hilarious.
This the type of competitive intensity you only see at rec center pickleball games
Pat Spencer pounding his chest and yelling "I'M THAT MOTHERFUCKER" at the Sixers crowd has me dying
December 5, 2025 at 3:19 AM
This the type of competitive intensity you only see at rec center pickleball games
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this dude is 29 years old, scores 5.6 points a game and made it to the NBA undrafted from the g-league after spending his college years playing lacrosse
this is, I suppose, exactly the sort of attitude you need to build an NBA career give that background
this is, I suppose, exactly the sort of attitude you need to build an NBA career give that background
Pat Spencer pounding his chest and yelling "I'M THAT MOTHERFUCKER" at the Sixers crowd has me dying
December 5, 2025 at 2:25 AM
this dude is 29 years old, scores 5.6 points a game and made it to the NBA undrafted from the g-league after spending his college years playing lacrosse
this is, I suppose, exactly the sort of attitude you need to build an NBA career give that background
this is, I suppose, exactly the sort of attitude you need to build an NBA career give that background
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Either Rui makes it and the streak gets a poetic ending or Rui misses it and the streak stays alive via OT.
LeBron James passes up his scoring streak for a Rui Hachimura buzzer beater
That is a very appropriate ending
That is a very appropriate ending
December 5, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Either Rui makes it and the streak gets a poetic ending or Rui misses it and the streak stays alive via OT.
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The coolest way for the streak to end.
LeBron James passes up his scoring streak for a Rui Hachimura buzzer beater
That is a very appropriate ending
That is a very appropriate ending
December 5, 2025 at 2:56 AM
The coolest way for the streak to end.
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There were a couple of seconds after Scottie blocked the shit out of a LeBron turnaround (the very same turnaround that he humiliated us with in 2018) when I thought there was no way that LeBronto was going to prevail.
I was thinking, what is the worst that he could do to us?
Anyways, The King.
I was thinking, what is the worst that he could do to us?
Anyways, The King.
LeBron James passes up his scoring streak for a Rui Hachimura buzzer beater
That is a very appropriate ending
That is a very appropriate ending
December 5, 2025 at 3:01 AM
There were a couple of seconds after Scottie blocked the shit out of a LeBron turnaround (the very same turnaround that he humiliated us with in 2018) when I thought there was no way that LeBronto was going to prevail.
I was thinking, what is the worst that he could do to us?
Anyways, The King.
I was thinking, what is the worst that he could do to us?
Anyways, The King.
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LeBron James passes up his scoring streak for a Rui Hachimura buzzer beater
That is a very appropriate ending
That is a very appropriate ending
December 5, 2025 at 2:56 AM
LeBron James passes up his scoring streak for a Rui Hachimura buzzer beater
That is a very appropriate ending
That is a very appropriate ending
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the last time LeBron James didn’t score 10 points in a game before tonight was January 5, 2007
he is at worst 1B to MJ’s 1A depending on how you value peak but I don’t think there’s any argument against LeBron having the best overall career in nba history
he is at worst 1B to MJ’s 1A depending on how you value peak but I don’t think there’s any argument against LeBron having the best overall career in nba history
LeBron James passes up his scoring streak for a Rui Hachimura buzzer beater
That is a very appropriate ending
That is a very appropriate ending
December 5, 2025 at 3:10 AM
the last time LeBron James didn’t score 10 points in a game before tonight was January 5, 2007
he is at worst 1B to MJ’s 1A depending on how you value peak but I don’t think there’s any argument against LeBron having the best overall career in nba history
he is at worst 1B to MJ’s 1A depending on how you value peak but I don’t think there’s any argument against LeBron having the best overall career in nba history
Just a gritty win without Luka. LeBron only giving you 8 points (double digit assists tho) & doing it against a legitimately good team.
Gotta do it again on a back to back tomorrow against Boston.
Gotta do it again on a back to back tomorrow against Boston.
December 5, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Just a gritty win without Luka. LeBron only giving you 8 points (double digit assists tho) & doing it against a legitimately good team.
Gotta do it again on a back to back tomorrow against Boston.
Gotta do it again on a back to back tomorrow against Boston.
HAHAHAHAAAAAA LAKERS
December 5, 2025 at 2:57 AM
HAHAHAHAAAAAA LAKERS
Marvel Cosmic Invasion is a great game with one really huge problem, which is that you’re just plain & simple never more powerful in that game than when you’re pressing every button at once
December 5, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Marvel Cosmic Invasion is a great game with one really huge problem, which is that you’re just plain & simple never more powerful in that game than when you’re pressing every button at once
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RIP Cary-Hiroyuki Tagawa
December 5, 2025 at 1:45 AM
RIP Cary-Hiroyuki Tagawa
Almost all the Toronto Raptors got Ball Is Life haircuts that’s how you know they came to hoop
December 5, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Almost all the Toronto Raptors got Ball Is Life haircuts that’s how you know they came to hoop
It’s a little known fact that when Jerry West died shortly before that most recent Celtics championship his last act as a Lakers legend was to allow Austin Reaves to perform The Quickening on him
December 5, 2025 at 2:28 AM
It’s a little known fact that when Jerry West died shortly before that most recent Celtics championship his last act as a Lakers legend was to allow Austin Reaves to perform The Quickening on him
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This is so funny to me but he can hoop. I won’t deny it
December 5, 2025 at 2:22 AM
This is so funny to me but he can hoop. I won’t deny it
Austin Reaves Stan Account
December 5, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Austin Reaves Stan Account
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or you’re the guy that owns the deli
December 5, 2025 at 2:13 AM
or you’re the guy that owns the deli
The funniest shit is when Japanese gangsters talk tough & start rolling their Rs
December 5, 2025 at 2:14 AM
The funniest shit is when Japanese gangsters talk tough & start rolling their Rs
If your name is Ralf I’m gonna automatically assume you know where to get a good ass local sandwich
December 5, 2025 at 2:12 AM
If your name is Ralf I’m gonna automatically assume you know where to get a good ass local sandwich
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And yet "hoagie omakase" is by far the most disturbing phrase.
December 5, 2025 at 1:54 AM
And yet "hoagie omakase" is by far the most disturbing phrase.