Steve
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Oncologist flipping open file folder: I’m afraid your liver is unc
December 14, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Oncologist flipping open file folder: I’m afraid your liver is unc
Lenny Kravitz is Bawma in 007 First Light.
December 14, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Lenny Kravitz is Bawma in 007 First Light.
Ten years ago “boingo hotspot” was one of the worst collections of syllables you could hear. But now it’s a beloved phrase we all love to encounter
December 12, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Ten years ago “boingo hotspot” was one of the worst collections of syllables you could hear. But now it’s a beloved phrase we all love to encounter
It's somewhat of an impossible dichotomy,
December 11, 2025 at 8:57 PM
It's somewhat of an impossible dichotomy,
Hey, Wicked For Good when you're done taking care of that green lady, we have our own funny colored supervillain here on planet Earth that we need your help with. And he's in the White House
December 11, 2025 at 5:41 AM
Hey, Wicked For Good when you're done taking care of that green lady, we have our own funny colored supervillain here on planet Earth that we need your help with. And he's in the White House
If I was a kid and my parents had tattoos I'd be pissed. Each one of those things is like $200 that could be cash money in my pocket
December 10, 2025 at 12:15 AM
If I was a kid and my parents had tattoos I'd be pissed. Each one of those things is like $200 that could be cash money in my pocket
Oh no an evil clown just showed up and is doing some clown tricks. Hopefully it’s normal versions of the clown tricks and not evil versions of them
December 8, 2025 at 8:11 AM
Oh no an evil clown just showed up and is doing some clown tricks. Hopefully it’s normal versions of the clown tricks and not evil versions of them
Taking my big pants college daughter out for lunch at the local food hall
December 7, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Taking my big pants college daughter out for lunch at the local food hall
GeoCities began as BHI, which stood for Beverly Hills Internet,
December 7, 2025 at 8:14 PM
GeoCities began as BHI, which stood for Beverly Hills Internet,
Five anonymous Pentagon officials confirm that everyone in power actually had their eyes closed and ears plugged during all the parts when the war crimes were committed
December 3, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Five anonymous Pentagon officials confirm that everyone in power actually had their eyes closed and ears plugged during all the parts when the war crimes were committed
New movie about Jesse Eisenberg profiling Hailey Welch called The End of the Tuah
December 1, 2025 at 6:04 PM
New movie about Jesse Eisenberg profiling Hailey Welch called The End of the Tuah
Indiana Jones seeing a piece of poop in an old dungeon: Poop... I hate this stuff
December 1, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Indiana Jones seeing a piece of poop in an old dungeon: Poop... I hate this stuff
You gotta respect MJ for picking a quack murder doctor with the perfect level of funny name - not too over the top ridiculous, but just specific enough that I laugh every time someone says their doctor is Dr. Conrad Murray
November 29, 2025 at 6:25 AM
You gotta respect MJ for picking a quack murder doctor with the perfect level of funny name - not too over the top ridiculous, but just specific enough that I laugh every time someone says their doctor is Dr. Conrad Murray
They should make a movie about a neurotic, fastidious fat guy and a skinny guy who’s a mess
November 28, 2025 at 5:48 AM
They should make a movie about a neurotic, fastidious fat guy and a skinny guy who’s a mess
They should make an Eyes Wide Shut for Thanksgiving
November 27, 2025 at 2:54 PM
They should make an Eyes Wide Shut for Thanksgiving
Sad to think that at this point in his career if actor and comedian Steve Martin were to die from accidentally getting shot through the head with an arrow, it wouldn't even be that funny or ironic anymore. It would mostly just be a horrific tragedy
November 27, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Sad to think that at this point in his career if actor and comedian Steve Martin were to die from accidentally getting shot through the head with an arrow, it wouldn't even be that funny or ironic anymore. It would mostly just be a horrific tragedy
It's pronounced Olivia Noose-y because having to hear about her makes you want to stick your damn head in one!
November 27, 2025 at 12:01 AM
It's pronounced Olivia Noose-y because having to hear about her makes you want to stick your damn head in one!
I've invented a brand new type of dance, called the Boot Scootin' Boogie
November 25, 2025 at 8:30 PM
I've invented a brand new type of dance, called the Boot Scootin' Boogie
According to today's WSJ, setting money on fire makes up 90% of GDP growth. Trying to extinguish the money fire could trigger a recession. We can't afford to put out the money fire
November 24, 2025 at 8:48 PM
According to today's WSJ, setting money on fire makes up 90% of GDP growth. Trying to extinguish the money fire could trigger a recession. We can't afford to put out the money fire
The fruits are obtusely 3-lobed, densely papillose capsules
November 22, 2025 at 9:03 PM
The fruits are obtusely 3-lobed, densely papillose capsules
Rap is bad now because they don't make any good products anymore. You used to be able to rap about Bubble Goose jackets and Coogi sweaters and the Cutlass Ciera, and rap was good, but now you can only rap about bluetooth speakers and $150 sweatpants and those mesh shoes everyone has
November 21, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Rap is bad now because they don't make any good products anymore. You used to be able to rap about Bubble Goose jackets and Coogi sweaters and the Cutlass Ciera, and rap was good, but now you can only rap about bluetooth speakers and $150 sweatpants and those mesh shoes everyone has
Beginning to suspect my latest gang stalking target assignment is a secret shopper hired by the company to covertly assess my gang stalking performance
November 21, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Beginning to suspect my latest gang stalking target assignment is a secret shopper hired by the company to covertly assess my gang stalking performance
