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New movie about Jesse Eisenberg profiling Hailey Welch called The End of the Tuah
December 1, 2025 at 6:04 PM
New movie about Jesse Eisenberg profiling Hailey Welch called The End of the Tuah
Indiana Jones seeing a piece of poop in an old dungeon: Poop... I hate this stuff
December 1, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Indiana Jones seeing a piece of poop in an old dungeon: Poop... I hate this stuff
You gotta respect MJ for picking a quack murder doctor with the perfect level of funny name - not too over the top ridiculous, but just specific enough that I laugh every time someone says their doctor is Dr. Conrad Murray
November 29, 2025 at 6:25 AM
You gotta respect MJ for picking a quack murder doctor with the perfect level of funny name - not too over the top ridiculous, but just specific enough that I laugh every time someone says their doctor is Dr. Conrad Murray
They should make a movie about a neurotic, fastidious fat guy and a skinny guy who’s a mess
November 28, 2025 at 5:48 AM
They should make a movie about a neurotic, fastidious fat guy and a skinny guy who’s a mess
They should make an Eyes Wide Shut for Thanksgiving
November 27, 2025 at 2:54 PM
They should make an Eyes Wide Shut for Thanksgiving
Sad to think that at this point in his career if actor and comedian Steve Martin were to die from accidentally getting shot through the head with an arrow, it wouldn't even be that funny or ironic anymore. It would mostly just be a horrific tragedy
November 27, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Sad to think that at this point in his career if actor and comedian Steve Martin were to die from accidentally getting shot through the head with an arrow, it wouldn't even be that funny or ironic anymore. It would mostly just be a horrific tragedy
It's pronounced Olivia Noose-y because having to hear about her makes you want to stick your damn head in one!
November 27, 2025 at 12:01 AM
It's pronounced Olivia Noose-y because having to hear about her makes you want to stick your damn head in one!
I've invented a brand new type of dance, called the Boot Scootin' Boogie
November 25, 2025 at 8:30 PM
I've invented a brand new type of dance, called the Boot Scootin' Boogie
According to today's WSJ, setting money on fire makes up 90% of GDP growth. Trying to extinguish the money fire could trigger a recession. We can't afford to put out the money fire
November 24, 2025 at 8:48 PM
According to today's WSJ, setting money on fire makes up 90% of GDP growth. Trying to extinguish the money fire could trigger a recession. We can't afford to put out the money fire
The fruits are obtusely 3-lobed, densely papillose capsules
November 22, 2025 at 9:03 PM
The fruits are obtusely 3-lobed, densely papillose capsules
Rap is bad now because they don't make any good products anymore. You used to be able to rap about Bubble Goose jackets and Coogi sweaters and the Cutlass Ciera, and rap was good, but now you can only rap about bluetooth speakers and $150 sweatpants and those mesh shoes everyone has
November 21, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Rap is bad now because they don't make any good products anymore. You used to be able to rap about Bubble Goose jackets and Coogi sweaters and the Cutlass Ciera, and rap was good, but now you can only rap about bluetooth speakers and $150 sweatpants and those mesh shoes everyone has
Beginning to suspect my latest gang stalking target assignment is a secret shopper hired by the company to covertly assess my gang stalking performance
November 21, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Beginning to suspect my latest gang stalking target assignment is a secret shopper hired by the company to covertly assess my gang stalking performance
They’re shooting my ass with darts that make me more awake
November 20, 2025 at 2:13 AM
They’re shooting my ass with darts that make me more awake
The store getting in a brand new seasonal beer and it rings up 50% off because they use the same UPC as the old seasonal beer they were trying to get rid of. Not many feelings in life better than that
November 17, 2025 at 6:36 AM
The store getting in a brand new seasonal beer and it rings up 50% off because they use the same UPC as the old seasonal beer they were trying to get rid of. Not many feelings in life better than that
Forgot to let the flavors meld when I was cooking tonight. All the flavors stayed separate
November 16, 2025 at 4:38 AM
Forgot to let the flavors meld when I was cooking tonight. All the flavors stayed separate
Experts believe that due to his well-documented love of having his thang sucked on, former president Bill Clinton may have received immense pleasure from the oral by current president Donald Trump.
November 16, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Experts believe that due to his well-documented love of having his thang sucked on, former president Bill Clinton may have received immense pleasure from the oral by current president Donald Trump.
Wrote a song about Dianne Wiest in my head last night while watching Hannah and Her Sisters that would be a 100% number one billboard pop hit. But I forgot to write it down at all and it’s gone now
November 15, 2025 at 8:12 AM
Wrote a song about Dianne Wiest in my head last night while watching Hannah and Her Sisters that would be a 100% number one billboard pop hit. But I forgot to write it down at all and it’s gone now
When you get a job at a newspaper you have to check if it's one of the ones where you report on child sex trafficking rings or one of the ones where you call to warn the child sex traffickers that other people are reporting on them
November 13, 2025 at 7:16 PM
When you get a job at a newspaper you have to check if it's one of the ones where you report on child sex trafficking rings or one of the ones where you call to warn the child sex traffickers that other people are reporting on them
Scientist 1: Could I have some of Hitler's DNA please? For doing experiments on
Scientist 2: Yes here you go
Scientist 2: Yes here you go
November 12, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Scientist 1: Could I have some of Hitler's DNA please? For doing experiments on
Scientist 2: Yes here you go
Scientist 2: Yes here you go
Lots of pissed off people online who are apparently learning about the Democratic Party for the first time today
November 10, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Lots of pissed off people online who are apparently learning about the Democratic Party for the first time today
Getting the surgery where they take 2 inches out of each femur and use it to make one of my arms 4 inches longer
November 7, 2025 at 4:35 AM
Getting the surgery where they take 2 inches out of each femur and use it to make one of my arms 4 inches longer
Artificial sweetener Aspartame is named after the ancient Greek city of Sparta. All the scientists were watching the movie 300 and saying "Welcome to Sparta, bitch!" and doing the moves on each other when they got the idea for it
November 6, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Artificial sweetener Aspartame is named after the ancient Greek city of Sparta. All the scientists were watching the movie 300 and saying "Welcome to Sparta, bitch!" and doing the moves on each other when they got the idea for it