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Algonquin K Farquhar II @buddhatree.bsky.social · 1h

*gets a job at Travel Channel*

*works from home*

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Dennis B. Hooper @dennisbhooper.bsky.social · Jul 6

For just $30 an hour I will watch streaming shows with your parents and tell them whether something is a flashback

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Kip Conlon @kipconlon.bsky.social · 1d

Happier than a goth kid finding out what a flock of crows is called.

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mindflakes @mindflakes.bsky.social · 5d

People are at their most vulnerable when they're flying a kite... The perfect time to attack

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mindflakes @mindflakes.bsky.social · 6d

I should be allowed to travel through the postal system

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Algonquin K Farquhar II @buddhatree.bsky.social · 2h

Probably Hessian.

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Algonquin K Farquhar II @buddhatree.bsky.social · 3h

Tonight when I came out to get his dish (yeah I bought him a dish :p) he started to run and then stopped and looked at me. I said, "psss psss psss psss" and then he ran away lol

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Algonquin K Farquhar II @buddhatree.bsky.social · 4h

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Algonquin K Farquhar II @buddhatree.bsky.social · 4h

Bartender, Dominion Ale in a bottle and the lamb donair, please. Extra sauce.

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richie @theregoesrichie.bsky.social · 8d

fairy godmother (w/huge rack) would fix me

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mindflakes @mindflakes.bsky.social · 7h

I don't normally ask much of my followers but I need you all to come to my house and build a monolith in the garden

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Algonquin K Farquhar II @buddhatree.bsky.social · 7h

More like we ride at TUSK

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Chestbursty @chestrovert.bsky.social · 11h

Wearing a sweater that is a neighboring orange to my beard, I should make a beard sweater (a sweater for my beard, not a sweater made from beard hair)