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i thought a labubu was a vagina injury
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wearing Christmas balls at the end of my braided pigtails to draw the right kind of weirdos into my orbit
December 9, 2025 at 8:03 PM
wearing Christmas balls at the end of my braided pigtails to draw the right kind of weirdos into my orbit
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panda express is made from real pandas
December 10, 2025 at 3:37 AM
panda express is made from real pandas
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*unplugs grandpas ventilator to plug in my vape
December 9, 2025 at 6:42 PM
*unplugs grandpas ventilator to plug in my vape
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One notification per customer please
December 9, 2025 at 10:07 PM
One notification per customer please
my wife is 5'0" and i'm 6'5". she is always astounded at how many people comment on my height in public. @tylerfromtheinternet.com this t-shirt had us both dying. ordering one now :)
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THIS ONLY COMES IN TALL SIZES
hahahaha
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December 10, 2025 at 1:56 AM
my wife is 5'0" and i'm 6'5". she is always astounded at how many people comment on my height in public. @tylerfromtheinternet.com this t-shirt had us both dying. ordering one now :)
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drumming has a bunch of made up words and phrases like "paradiddle flam" and i think that's beautiful
December 10, 2025 at 12:25 AM
drumming has a bunch of made up words and phrases like "paradiddle flam" and i think that's beautiful
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Pot roast for breakfast because no one can stop me
December 9, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Pot roast for breakfast because no one can stop me
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As seen on my walk today
December 9, 2025 at 9:14 PM
As seen on my walk today
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stage fright is for beginners be terrified everywhere all the time
December 9, 2025 at 7:34 PM
stage fright is for beginners be terrified everywhere all the time
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My boy said he’s a ball knower but didn’t know about bofa. He failed the ligmas test. 😭
September 20, 2025 at 8:56 PM
My boy said he’s a ball knower but didn’t know about bofa. He failed the ligmas test. 😭
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Will I get kicked out of the gym if I sing Barbara Streisand in the shower? There’s one way to find out.
December 9, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Will I get kicked out of the gym if I sing Barbara Streisand in the shower? There’s one way to find out.
fuck nudes, show me your bloodwork.
December 9, 2025 at 9:53 PM
fuck nudes, show me your bloodwork.
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jerking off under the covers lest the Lord see my sins
December 9, 2025 at 7:03 PM
jerking off under the covers lest the Lord see my sins
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Caligula is a Christmas movie
December 8, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Caligula is a Christmas movie
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Sean Connery explains fisting, ASMR for sleep (10 hours)
December 8, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Sean Connery explains fisting, ASMR for sleep (10 hours)
parents will drive their kid to the end of the street and wait there for the bus for 20 minutes so they don't have to drive their kid 10 minutes to school
December 9, 2025 at 8:12 PM
parents will drive their kid to the end of the street and wait there for the bus for 20 minutes so they don't have to drive their kid 10 minutes to school
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Heard on Boston-area radio today: "the place I take my car for a car wash has a slogan 'a spa for your car.' It rhymes."
December 9, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Heard on Boston-area radio today: "the place I take my car for a car wash has a slogan 'a spa for your car.' It rhymes."
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I drink boxed wine because it's not available by the suitcase.
November 29, 2025 at 10:36 PM
I drink boxed wine because it's not available by the suitcase.
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im a lost vessel an udderless cow
December 9, 2025 at 4:31 PM
im a lost vessel an udderless cow
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bluesky notifications 1
ego 0
ego 0
December 9, 2025 at 4:21 PM
bluesky notifications 1
ego 0
ego 0
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I’m just a conflicted whore who escaped the church
December 9, 2025 at 4:35 PM
I’m just a conflicted whore who escaped the church
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more like Edgelord Allen Poe
December 9, 2025 at 4:35 PM
more like Edgelord Allen Poe
this has been extremely helpful, thank you.
December 9, 2025 at 4:23 PM
this has been extremely helpful, thank you.
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Shipwrecks are like family: they keep trying to drown me despite the fact that I have sworn a pact with Poseidon that grants me buoyancy in exchange for cutting the crusts off his sandwiches the way his mom used to.
December 8, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Shipwrecks are like family: they keep trying to drown me despite the fact that I have sworn a pact with Poseidon that grants me buoyancy in exchange for cutting the crusts off his sandwiches the way his mom used to.
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you'll be visited by three spirits
December 9, 2025 at 3:06 PM
you'll be visited by three spirits