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i thought a labubu was a vagina injury
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I have a sexy body that I’m willing to put on display but everyone keeps harassing me by saying “what are you doing with that corpse” and “I’m calling the police”
December 7, 2025 at 8:46 AM
I have a sexy body that I’m willing to put on display but everyone keeps harassing me by saying “what are you doing with that corpse” and “I’m calling the police”
darn tootin is what a cowboy says when you ask if he's got gas
December 7, 2025 at 7:46 PM
darn tootin is what a cowboy says when you ask if he's got gas
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I’d make you breakfast in bed and I wouldn’t even poison it
December 7, 2025 at 2:50 PM
I’d make you breakfast in bed and I wouldn’t even poison it
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Oh to be a goose shitting everywhere honking at anything that comes near me
December 3, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Oh to be a goose shitting everywhere honking at anything that comes near me
man, i have got to get a handle on my life.
*buys a 1.75 liter bottle of vodka*
*buys a 1.75 liter bottle of vodka*
December 7, 2025 at 4:42 PM
man, i have got to get a handle on my life.
*buys a 1.75 liter bottle of vodka*
*buys a 1.75 liter bottle of vodka*
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Even the most trivial, juvenile decisions are made to divide us.
🚨The Trump administration has dropped MLK Day and Juneteenth from free national-park days and added June 14, the president’s birthday, according to Interior Department listings.
open.substack.com/pub/theintel...
open.substack.com/pub/theintel...
Black History Holidays Cut From Free National Park Days as Black WWII Memorial Panels Are Removed Overseas
The Trump administration has dropped MLK Day and Juneteenth from free national-park days and added June 14, the president’s birthday, according to Interior Department listings.
open.substack.com
December 6, 2025 at 6:01 AM
Even the most trivial, juvenile decisions are made to divide us.
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Is it okay to drag your feet and shock someone on the first date?
December 6, 2025 at 3:40 AM
Is it okay to drag your feet and shock someone on the first date?
it's illegal to drive stick without needlessly jiggling the shifter
December 7, 2025 at 3:51 PM
it's illegal to drive stick without needlessly jiggling the shifter
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*New Jersey nodding its head.*
My spouse took this picture yesterday and sent it to me. It took me the longest time to spot it.
December 7, 2025 at 2:07 PM
*New Jersey nodding its head.*
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Personally i think the Democratic Party should focus on things like democracy and healthcare and feeding kids in school
California Governor Gavin Newsom said on Thursday that the Democratic Party needed to be “more culturally normal” and “less judgmental.”
December 7, 2025 at 2:12 PM
Personally i think the Democratic Party should focus on things like democracy and healthcare and feeding kids in school
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[toothfairy dumping a bucket of teeth into Coinstar machine]
November 24, 2024 at 1:44 AM
[toothfairy dumping a bucket of teeth into Coinstar machine]
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"If you love something, set it free."
*farts*
*farts*
December 7, 2025 at 12:41 AM
"If you love something, set it free."
*farts*
*farts*
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penne alla ranch
December 7, 2025 at 1:36 AM
penne alla ranch
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Removing the pillowcase before humping my pillow so I can get pregnant again
December 7, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Removing the pillowcase before humping my pillow so I can get pregnant again
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The Three Stooges, but their antics have actual consequences – all the screaming and the blood…
December 7, 2025 at 12:46 AM
The Three Stooges, but their antics have actual consequences – all the screaming and the blood…
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Florida upside down is the Grinch
December 7, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Florida upside down is the Grinch
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Who called it "screwing the pooch" and not "putting some pup in your schtup"?
March 23, 2024 at 2:15 AM
Who called it "screwing the pooch" and not "putting some pup in your schtup"?
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going to costco today, send thoughts and prayers
December 6, 2025 at 9:58 PM
going to costco today, send thoughts and prayers
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Status: Off my rocker.
December 7, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Status: Off my rocker.
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inconveniences are like pimples on the buttcheeks of life
December 6, 2025 at 11:36 PM
inconveniences are like pimples on the buttcheeks of life
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I wrote you a love letter with hot glue and the elastic from my underwear, please respond.
December 6, 2025 at 8:14 PM
I wrote you a love letter with hot glue and the elastic from my underwear, please respond.
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How the Grinch rocked you like a hurricane
December 6, 2025 at 11:44 PM
How the Grinch rocked you like a hurricane
MAHA be like, "yeah? well if this lime juice is all natural, why does it burn when i put it in my eyes??"
December 7, 2025 at 12:31 AM
MAHA be like, "yeah? well if this lime juice is all natural, why does it burn when i put it in my eyes??"
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My coping mechanisms need lube
December 4, 2025 at 3:23 PM
My coping mechanisms need lube