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i thought a labubu was a vagina injury
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Pot roast for breakfast because no one can stop me
December 9, 2025 at 5:40 PM
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As seen on my walk today
December 9, 2025 at 9:14 PM
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stage fright is for beginners be terrified everywhere all the time
December 9, 2025 at 7:34 PM
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My boy said he’s a ball knower but didn’t know about bofa. He failed the ligmas test. 😭
September 20, 2025 at 8:56 PM
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Will I get kicked out of the gym if I sing Barbara Streisand in the shower? There’s one way to find out.
December 9, 2025 at 7:12 PM
fuck nudes, show me your bloodwork.
December 9, 2025 at 9:53 PM
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jerking off under the covers lest the Lord see my sins
December 9, 2025 at 7:03 PM
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Caligula is a Christmas movie
December 8, 2025 at 9:18 PM
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Sean Connery explains fisting, ASMR for sleep (10 hours)
December 8, 2025 at 10:09 PM
parents will drive their kid to the end of the street and wait there for the bus for 20 minutes so they don't have to drive their kid 10 minutes to school
December 9, 2025 at 8:12 PM
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Heard on Boston-area radio today: "the place I take my car for a car wash has a slogan 'a spa for your car.' It rhymes."
December 9, 2025 at 7:45 PM
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I drink boxed wine because it's not available by the suitcase.
November 29, 2025 at 10:36 PM
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im a lost vessel an udderless cow
December 9, 2025 at 4:31 PM
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bluesky notifications 1
ego 0
December 9, 2025 at 4:21 PM
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I’m just a conflicted whore who escaped the church
December 9, 2025 at 4:35 PM
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more like Edgelord Allen Poe
December 9, 2025 at 4:35 PM
this has been extremely helpful, thank you.
December 9, 2025 at 4:23 PM
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Shipwrecks are like family: they keep trying to drown me despite the fact that I have sworn a pact with Poseidon that grants me buoyancy in exchange for cutting the crusts off his sandwiches the way his mom used to.
December 8, 2025 at 10:09 PM
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you'll be visited by three spirits
December 9, 2025 at 3:06 PM
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Welcome to Scotland, if it's not raining, it's about to.
December 9, 2025 at 6:58 AM
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Sometimes being quiet is the kindest thing you can do.
December 9, 2025 at 1:51 PM
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Jared Kushner offers Vladimir Putin a 51% stake in Warner Bros.
December 9, 2025 at 3:07 PM
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even a bad day with a bad dog is a good day
December 9, 2025 at 2:06 PM
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December 9, 2025 at 3:08 PM
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It really is the purest encapsulation of this movement in terms of both its leaders and adherents: an old angry guy who can’t do pull ups making everyone watch him try to do pull ups
In line for the TSA behind this guy
December 9, 2025 at 2:46 PM