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i thought a labubu was a vagina injury
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[toothfairy dumping a bucket of teeth into Coinstar machine]
November 24, 2024 at 1:44 AM
[toothfairy dumping a bucket of teeth into Coinstar machine]
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"If you love something, set it free."
*farts*
*farts*
December 7, 2025 at 12:41 AM
"If you love something, set it free."
*farts*
*farts*
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penne alla ranch
December 7, 2025 at 1:36 AM
penne alla ranch
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Removing the pillowcase before humping my pillow so I can get pregnant again
December 7, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Removing the pillowcase before humping my pillow so I can get pregnant again
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The Three Stooges, but their antics have actual consequences – all the screaming and the blood…
December 7, 2025 at 12:46 AM
The Three Stooges, but their antics have actual consequences – all the screaming and the blood…
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Florida upside down is the Grinch
December 7, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Florida upside down is the Grinch
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Who called it "screwing the pooch" and not "putting some pup in your schtup"?
March 23, 2024 at 2:15 AM
Who called it "screwing the pooch" and not "putting some pup in your schtup"?
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going to costco today, send thoughts and prayers
December 6, 2025 at 9:58 PM
going to costco today, send thoughts and prayers
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Status: Off my rocker.
December 7, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Status: Off my rocker.
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inconveniences are like pimples on the buttcheeks of life
December 6, 2025 at 11:36 PM
inconveniences are like pimples on the buttcheeks of life
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I wrote you a love letter with hot glue and the elastic from my underwear, please respond.
December 6, 2025 at 8:14 PM
I wrote you a love letter with hot glue and the elastic from my underwear, please respond.
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How the Grinch rocked you like a hurricane
December 6, 2025 at 11:44 PM
How the Grinch rocked you like a hurricane
MAHA be like, "yeah? well if this lime juice is all natural, why does it burn when i put it in my eyes??"
December 7, 2025 at 12:31 AM
MAHA be like, "yeah? well if this lime juice is all natural, why does it burn when i put it in my eyes??"
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My coping mechanisms need lube
December 4, 2025 at 3:23 PM
My coping mechanisms need lube
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I carry most of my tension in my nutsack
December 5, 2025 at 7:58 PM
I carry most of my tension in my nutsack
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We got Weird Al out here singing Killing In The Name, the time for moderation is over
December 6, 2025 at 2:45 PM
We got Weird Al out here singing Killing In The Name, the time for moderation is over
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Ok I totally misunderstood what pool noodles were, my bad.
December 6, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Ok I totally misunderstood what pool noodles were, my bad.
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Hell hath no fury like a woman who didn’t get anything from the store when she said she didn’t want anything from the store
December 6, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Hell hath no fury like a woman who didn’t get anything from the store when she said she didn’t want anything from the store
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Doctor: do you smoke or drink coffee
Me: I drink it you fuckwad
Me: I drink it you fuckwad
December 6, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Doctor: do you smoke or drink coffee
Me: I drink it you fuckwad
Me: I drink it you fuckwad
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there should be a private pvp balatro
December 6, 2025 at 9:46 PM
there should be a private pvp balatro
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One of my greatest joys in the world is watching people on the sledding hill take each other out like bowling pins
December 6, 2025 at 8:49 PM
One of my greatest joys in the world is watching people on the sledding hill take each other out like bowling pins
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I laugh, not because I'm happy. I laugh because I've lost my goddamned mind.
November 10, 2025 at 9:42 PM
I laugh, not because I'm happy. I laugh because I've lost my goddamned mind.
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frosty kidnapped that little girl
December 14, 2024 at 8:47 PM
frosty kidnapped that little girl
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Outside temperature: unholy. My will to live: buffering. My need for a hearty soup: unstoppable.
December 6, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Outside temperature: unholy. My will to live: buffering. My need for a hearty soup: unstoppable.