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i thought a labubu was a vagina injury
Big Tech Companies Are Like 'Rats Eating Our Faces'
YouTube video by Novara Media
youtube.com
December 9, 2025 at 1:59 PM
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I bring my phone with me to every room in my house because eventually I'm going to have to make that call . . . "I've fallen and I can't get up"
December 9, 2025 at 1:32 PM
I bring my phone with me to every room in my house because eventually I'm going to have to make that call . . . "I've fallen and I can't get up"
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I like to welcome the holiday season
by turning off the voicemail function on my phone
by turning off the voicemail function on my phone
December 9, 2025 at 12:46 PM
I like to welcome the holiday season
by turning off the voicemail function on my phone
by turning off the voicemail function on my phone
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It’s not a skid mark, it’s a racing stripe for my underwear.
December 8, 2025 at 9:41 PM
It’s not a skid mark, it’s a racing stripe for my underwear.
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I think “the president’s allies are promising to destroy media institutions the president doesn’t like to curry favor with him” is very bad, actually
New WSJ reporting: "During a December visit to Washington, David Ellison offered assurances to Trump administration officials that if he bought Warner, he'd make sweeping changes to CNN, a common target of President Trump's ire, people familiar with the matter said..."
Behind Paramount’s Relentless Campaign to Woo Warner Discovery and President Trump
David Ellison has launched a hostile takeover bid for Warner Discovery, taking his case directly to shareholders after Netflix clinched a deal.
www.wsj.com
December 9, 2025 at 3:19 AM
I think “the president’s allies are promising to destroy media institutions the president doesn’t like to curry favor with him” is very bad, actually
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Same, Frosty. Same.
December 6, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Same, Frosty. Same.
dentists don't want you to know this but if you fill your entire mouth up with toothpaste, you only have to brush once a month.
December 9, 2025 at 3:30 AM
dentists don't want you to know this but if you fill your entire mouth up with toothpaste, you only have to brush once a month.
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[getting ready to leave the house]
🎶 off to see the wizard 🎶 (yawns drools burps)
🎶 off to see the wizard 🎶 (yawns drools burps)
December 9, 2025 at 1:34 AM
[getting ready to leave the house]
🎶 off to see the wizard 🎶 (yawns drools burps)
🎶 off to see the wizard 🎶 (yawns drools burps)
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My instrusive thoughts are mainly about consuming obscene amounts of cheese. Well that, and death. But mostly cheese
December 8, 2025 at 4:40 AM
My instrusive thoughts are mainly about consuming obscene amounts of cheese. Well that, and death. But mostly cheese
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what base is it when she says you post mid?
December 8, 2025 at 11:25 PM
what base is it when she says you post mid?
gate agent: this is the LAST and FINAL boarding call
me, sweating profusely: hang on, i just have one more set left
me, sweating profusely: hang on, i just have one more set left
December 9, 2025 at 1:38 AM
gate agent: this is the LAST and FINAL boarding call
me, sweating profusely: hang on, i just have one more set left
me, sweating profusely: hang on, i just have one more set left
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i often tell people everything’s Gucci but in reality everything’s poopy
December 9, 2025 at 12:20 AM
i often tell people everything’s Gucci but in reality everything’s poopy
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Titular is a good word because it makes me think about tits which I like.
December 8, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Titular is a good word because it makes me think about tits which I like.
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A lot of you blocked my friend for bravely coming forward about Beefhurt Cretin. He was just arrested once again for domestic violence against another woman. Beat the shit out of her in front of her 4 kids AND keeps harassing my friend. If you defend this guy, youre just as much a POS as he is
December 8, 2025 at 5:50 PM
A lot of you blocked my friend for bravely coming forward about Beefhurt Cretin. He was just arrested once again for domestic violence against another woman. Beat the shit out of her in front of her 4 kids AND keeps harassing my friend. If you defend this guy, youre just as much a POS as he is
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I scare people away by asking them their longitude and latitude location
December 8, 2025 at 1:28 PM
I scare people away by asking them their longitude and latitude location
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ok geez it’s YOUR robe
December 8, 2025 at 10:49 PM
ok geez it’s YOUR robe
[enema restaurant]
host: would you like a table or a boof?
host: would you like a table or a boof?
December 8, 2025 at 9:36 PM
[enema restaurant]
host: would you like a table or a boof?
host: would you like a table or a boof?
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My nickname in college was Edmund Fitzgerald because no one had seen anyone go down on that many men before
December 8, 2025 at 8:43 PM
My nickname in college was Edmund Fitzgerald because no one had seen anyone go down on that many men before
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when it’s almost 3pm and all you’ve had to drink today is coffee
December 8, 2025 at 8:46 PM
when it’s almost 3pm and all you’ve had to drink today is coffee
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Her: We should get some food involved in the bedroom.
Me: *brings a jar of mayonnaise
Me: *brings a jar of mayonnaise
December 8, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Her: We should get some food involved in the bedroom.
Me: *brings a jar of mayonnaise
Me: *brings a jar of mayonnaise
phrenologist working at Lids: omg i know this guy, he is EXACTLY your type.
December 8, 2025 at 9:18 PM
phrenologist working at Lids: omg i know this guy, he is EXACTLY your type.
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They should invent a burrito that's already in my mouth.
December 8, 2025 at 8:36 PM
They should invent a burrito that's already in my mouth.
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🎶 cause i've got one hand eating superfood gummies and the other one is flicking a cigarette 🎶
December 8, 2025 at 8:43 PM
🎶 cause i've got one hand eating superfood gummies and the other one is flicking a cigarette 🎶
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DUFFY: You should wear a tuxedo to your flight.
ALSO DUFFY: But the airport will be a gym.
ALSO DUFFY: But the airport will be a gym.
Duffy on what he's doing to improve the airport experience for travelers: "Maybe I want a workout area where people might get some blood flowing doing some pull ups or step ups in the airport."
December 8, 2025 at 9:03 PM
DUFFY: You should wear a tuxedo to your flight.
ALSO DUFFY: But the airport will be a gym.
ALSO DUFFY: But the airport will be a gym.
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you know, just livin’ the scream, man
December 8, 2025 at 8:56 PM
you know, just livin’ the scream, man