DaddyJew
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The Diary of a Wimpy Bitch Ass President
*shakes Magic 8 ball* will she slob on my knob like corn on the cob
December 9, 2025 at 10:49 AM
*shakes Magic 8 ball* will she slob on my knob like corn on the cob
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16 days until Christmas 🎄
December 9, 2025 at 7:49 AM
16 days until Christmas 🎄
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Comfort AND joy, in this economy??
December 9, 2025 at 10:30 AM
Comfort AND joy, in this economy??
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My wife and kids say, I robbed the dog of his dignity by calling him Mister Poops but he told me he loves that nickname.
December 9, 2025 at 10:16 AM
My wife and kids say, I robbed the dog of his dignity by calling him Mister Poops but he told me he loves that nickname.
im smoking a rose blunt. don’t tell me im not romantic
December 9, 2025 at 10:22 AM
im smoking a rose blunt. don’t tell me im not romantic
fuck me in the non-fiction section so I know it's real
December 9, 2025 at 10:21 AM
fuck me in the non-fiction section so I know it's real
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In Germany, the band is called “No Inch Nails”
December 9, 2025 at 5:58 AM
In Germany, the band is called “No Inch Nails”
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I’m too tired to think of anything clever just sit on my face already.
December 9, 2025 at 10:19 AM
I’m too tired to think of anything clever just sit on my face already.
I only get lit so I can see the light
December 9, 2025 at 10:15 AM
I only get lit so I can see the light
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Sometimes you have to accept the fact that it was a bad skeet, not just Saturday.
December 6, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Sometimes you have to accept the fact that it was a bad skeet, not just Saturday.
i really need to tamper down my enthusiasm when i tell people “i hate to burst your bubble”
December 9, 2025 at 9:48 AM
i really need to tamper down my enthusiasm when i tell people “i hate to burst your bubble”
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blunts and cooking videos
December 9, 2025 at 9:12 AM
blunts and cooking videos
yo doc, im worried that my Achilles heel is my Achilles heel
“gtfo of my office”
“gtfo of my office”
December 9, 2025 at 1:17 AM
yo doc, im worried that my Achilles heel is my Achilles heel
“gtfo of my office”
“gtfo of my office”
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THE WARNER BROTHERS
(AND THE WARNER
SISTER, DOT)
WILL RETURN IN
STRANGER THINGS 6
(AND THE WARNER
SISTER, DOT)
WILL RETURN IN
STRANGER THINGS 6
December 6, 2025 at 4:23 AM
THE WARNER BROTHERS
(AND THE WARNER
SISTER, DOT)
WILL RETURN IN
STRANGER THINGS 6
(AND THE WARNER
SISTER, DOT)
WILL RETURN IN
STRANGER THINGS 6
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guy listening to too much emo rap is suffering from Post Maloneliness
December 8, 2025 at 9:47 PM
guy listening to too much emo rap is suffering from Post Maloneliness
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ok geez it’s YOUR robe
December 8, 2025 at 10:49 PM
ok geez it’s YOUR robe
don’t get mad. get odd. like incredibly odd. show up in a clown suit to their work. draw potatoes on all their mirrors. make them be afraid.
December 9, 2025 at 1:01 AM
don’t get mad. get odd. like incredibly odd. show up in a clown suit to their work. draw potatoes on all their mirrors. make them be afraid.
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Murder, She Wrote In Lipstick On Your Bathroom Mirror
November 2, 2025 at 10:13 AM
Murder, She Wrote In Lipstick On Your Bathroom Mirror
i often tell people everything’s Gucci but in reality everything’s poopy
December 9, 2025 at 12:20 AM
i often tell people everything’s Gucci but in reality everything’s poopy
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would you like to hear the remix your honor?
December 6, 2025 at 5:13 AM
would you like to hear the remix your honor?
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be the social misfit you hope to see in the world
December 4, 2025 at 2:17 PM
be the social misfit you hope to see in the world
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draw me like one of your conclusions
November 18, 2025 at 4:23 PM
draw me like one of your conclusions
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I bet the Batmobile has horrible fuel efficiency.
December 6, 2025 at 5:30 PM
I bet the Batmobile has horrible fuel efficiency.
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no one better bring me to life with a magic hat that’s all i’m saying
December 8, 2025 at 12:33 PM
no one better bring me to life with a magic hat that’s all i’m saying
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Seven Nation Arby’s.
December 8, 2025 at 3:10 AM
Seven Nation Arby’s.