Lizzy
@stonedeva.bsky.social
crocs enthusiast, cat lady
my posts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ijujbu5ofcdsm7sjabbd3eyj/feed/aaab2wtyqravy
my posts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ijujbu5ofcdsm7sjabbd3eyj/feed/aaab2wtyqravy
Pinned
I say I'm fine a lot for someone who's still alive
Reposted by Lizzy
I get it, female birds, dancing does it
December 9, 2025 at 5:36 PM
I get it, female birds, dancing does it
Reposted by Lizzy
Leave me on read, I only respond with omens now anyway.
December 6, 2025 at 5:13 AM
Leave me on read, I only respond with omens now anyway.
Reposted by Lizzy
Can’t speak for anyone else, but I could go for a hostile takeover right about now.
December 9, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Can’t speak for anyone else, but I could go for a hostile takeover right about now.
Reposted by Lizzy
If the answer isn't "add seven more plants," then I guess I just don't understand interior design.
December 9, 2025 at 3:52 PM
If the answer isn't "add seven more plants," then I guess I just don't understand interior design.
Reposted by Lizzy
Seasonal depression against comfort eating. May the best disorder win.
November 21, 2025 at 2:38 PM
Seasonal depression against comfort eating. May the best disorder win.
Reposted by Lizzy
I was recently put on a shit list.
((bows gratuitously))
((bows gratuitously))
December 9, 2025 at 4:21 PM
I was recently put on a shit list.
((bows gratuitously))
((bows gratuitously))
Reposted by Lizzy
Professional fishermen get really angry if you call them master baiters...
December 8, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Professional fishermen get really angry if you call them master baiters...
Reposted by Lizzy
Dance like everyone wishes they weren’t watching
November 29, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Dance like everyone wishes they weren’t watching
Reposted by Lizzy
You’ve heard of Elf on the Shelf but have you heard of using your fucking turn signals?
December 21, 2024 at 9:16 PM
You’ve heard of Elf on the Shelf but have you heard of using your fucking turn signals?
Reposted by Lizzy
I would write about myself more but I don't like to get involved in other people's problems.
December 2, 2025 at 8:05 PM
I would write about myself more but I don't like to get involved in other people's problems.
Reposted by Lizzy
Hate is a strong word. I need a stronger one.
December 7, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Hate is a strong word. I need a stronger one.
Reposted by Lizzy
a mime that refuses to play charades because they don't want to bring their work home
December 9, 2025 at 4:14 PM
a mime that refuses to play charades because they don't want to bring their work home
Reposted by Lizzy
i know i’m lying to myself when i say i’ll “tidy up a little.” … that’s just code for relocating piles
December 6, 2025 at 1:39 PM
i know i’m lying to myself when i say i’ll “tidy up a little.” … that’s just code for relocating piles
Reposted by Lizzy
i folded my laundry even though i know it prefers living on the chair… don’t you dare call me a pessimist
December 7, 2025 at 5:18 PM
i folded my laundry even though i know it prefers living on the chair… don’t you dare call me a pessimist
Reposted by Lizzy
intercourse is when you bring food into the bedroom
December 9, 2025 at 6:18 AM
intercourse is when you bring food into the bedroom
New arc in my villian origin story... people texting an hour after I said good night
December 9, 2025 at 4:17 PM
New arc in my villian origin story... people texting an hour after I said good night
Reposted by Lizzy
the inventor of childproof bottles put little faith in kids and a lot of faith in old people
September 16, 2025 at 10:58 PM
the inventor of childproof bottles put little faith in kids and a lot of faith in old people
Reposted by Lizzy
Welcome to Scotland, if it's not raining, it's about to.
December 9, 2025 at 6:58 AM
Welcome to Scotland, if it's not raining, it's about to.
Reposted by Lizzy
idk who put the pity in serendipity but I’ll take it
December 8, 2025 at 3:43 PM
idk who put the pity in serendipity but I’ll take it
Reposted by Lizzy
Just saw Winnie Cooper on an advertisement for “mature skin” and I feel personally attacked
December 7, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Just saw Winnie Cooper on an advertisement for “mature skin” and I feel personally attacked
Reposted by Lizzy
Mom is grounding me from the senior center until I start taking my lipitor.
December 8, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Mom is grounding me from the senior center until I start taking my lipitor.
Reposted by Lizzy
I told everyone we broke up because he was jealous of my cats
December 8, 2025 at 12:22 PM
I told everyone we broke up because he was jealous of my cats
Reposted by Lizzy
I'm wearing my Do Not Fuck With Me boots. 😒
December 7, 2025 at 1:52 PM
I'm wearing my Do Not Fuck With Me boots. 😒
Reposted by Lizzy
Me in 5th grade trying to do one pull up in gym class in front of my classmates
December 9, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Me in 5th grade trying to do one pull up in gym class in front of my classmates
Reposted by Lizzy
People who feel existential dread on Mondays are amateurs. I feel existential dread every day. Get on my level.
December 8, 2025 at 8:09 AM
People who feel existential dread on Mondays are amateurs. I feel existential dread every day. Get on my level.