Lizzy
@stonedeva.bsky.social
crocs enthusiast, cat lady
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I prefer the strong solvent type
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I only get 1 notification anymore. Sounds about right really
December 11, 2025 at 9:18 PM
I only get 1 notification anymore. Sounds about right really
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This little light of mine, I need to change the bulb.
December 13, 2025 at 3:50 AM
This little light of mine, I need to change the bulb.
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Nothing worse than a looming household crisis and having no one at all but yourself to blame for it.
December 7, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Nothing worse than a looming household crisis and having no one at all but yourself to blame for it.
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I'm like a shark if I stop posting I'll suffocate
December 11, 2025 at 10:39 PM
I'm like a shark if I stop posting I'll suffocate
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i think i will put up a hammock in the living room, just for the weekend
December 12, 2025 at 3:22 PM
i think i will put up a hammock in the living room, just for the weekend
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Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer is my favorite song about how people will only love you if you're useful.
December 13, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer is my favorite song about how people will only love you if you're useful.
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Walking into 2026:
December 13, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Walking into 2026:
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If I were to fall asleep now I may be able to wake up last Tuesday
December 13, 2025 at 8:43 AM
If I were to fall asleep now I may be able to wake up last Tuesday
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I would reply to your comment, but I don’t punch down
December 13, 2025 at 7:53 AM
I would reply to your comment, but I don’t punch down
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explanation of benefits, my ass
December 13, 2025 at 6:53 AM
explanation of benefits, my ass
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At the age where opening jars is no longer a reliable skill set
December 12, 2025 at 9:14 PM
At the age where opening jars is no longer a reliable skill set
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shut up with the chicken “tendies” you fuckin dork you’re an adult
December 13, 2025 at 4:10 AM
shut up with the chicken “tendies” you fuckin dork you’re an adult
Adults are so disappointing
December 13, 2025 at 5:45 AM
Adults are so disappointing
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Some people grow up in encouraging families that believe in miracles
Mine makes sure you know the worst possible outcome for any situation
Mine makes sure you know the worst possible outcome for any situation
December 12, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Some people grow up in encouraging families that believe in miracles
Mine makes sure you know the worst possible outcome for any situation
Mine makes sure you know the worst possible outcome for any situation
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Happy Howlidays..Cooper 🐾
December 12, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Happy Howlidays..Cooper 🐾
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Here are some nice mushrooms
December 12, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Here are some nice mushrooms
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I ❤️ CELEBRITY BAKE OFF
December 4, 2025 at 8:20 PM
I ❤️ CELEBRITY BAKE OFF
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Another day of carrying the burden of being always right.
December 11, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Another day of carrying the burden of being always right.
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Ah yes, another bout with existence.
December 10, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Ah yes, another bout with existence.
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the art of letting whoever think whatever
December 2, 2025 at 2:25 PM
the art of letting whoever think whatever
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Tom Waits, because Tom is very patient.
December 11, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Tom Waits, because Tom is very patient.
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posting through a parent-teacher meeting to show my kid some coping skills
December 11, 2025 at 6:16 PM
posting through a parent-teacher meeting to show my kid some coping skills
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batshit insane is our new reality
December 11, 2025 at 2:53 PM
batshit insane is our new reality