Deeks 🫶
@deeks549.bsky.social
Professional Procrastinating Introvert
Recovering addict
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@deeks549.bsky.social
· Oct 4
This is not an inspirational account. Punch someone if you need to
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Ascending into my final form, lady Jesus
February 17, 2026 at 3:58 AM
Ascending into my final form, lady Jesus
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“proceed to check out” ? already there , thanks 😩
February 18, 2026 at 1:41 PM
“proceed to check out” ? already there , thanks 😩
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If I ever have an out-of-body experience, I’m going to do my best to go back into the body of a much wealthier person.
February 18, 2026 at 1:07 PM
If I ever have an out-of-body experience, I’m going to do my best to go back into the body of a much wealthier person.
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Binge watching existed before streaming. We just used to call it a marathon.
October 6, 2024 at 11:53 AM
Binge watching existed before streaming. We just used to call it a marathon.
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wait you don't eat apples? this is how you get doctors bob
February 18, 2026 at 10:27 AM
wait you don't eat apples? this is how you get doctors bob
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*snorting fun dip off the trix rabbit's ass*
February 18, 2026 at 10:29 AM
*snorting fun dip off the trix rabbit's ass*
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looking for a job where all I do is cut tightly packed mounds of flour with a butter knife
February 18, 2026 at 4:18 PM
looking for a job where all I do is cut tightly packed mounds of flour with a butter knife
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Bluesky asking what's up... Not my morale, pal.
February 15, 2026 at 3:52 PM
Bluesky asking what's up... Not my morale, pal.
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All my inconveniences are major.
February 18, 2026 at 4:23 AM
All my inconveniences are major.
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Is a Purple People Eater a people eater that is purple, or an eater that eats purple people?
Asking for a friend in the Twilight Highlands...
Asking for a friend in the Twilight Highlands...
February 18, 2026 at 12:49 AM
Is a Purple People Eater a people eater that is purple, or an eater that eats purple people?
Asking for a friend in the Twilight Highlands...
Asking for a friend in the Twilight Highlands...
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Fat ass Tuesday is almost over, ass Wednesday is almost here.
February 17, 2026 at 10:09 PM
Fat ass Tuesday is almost over, ass Wednesday is almost here.
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my washing machine: “load sensing”
me: Same.
me: Same.
February 18, 2026 at 2:28 AM
my washing machine: “load sensing”
me: Same.
me: Same.
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Taking a minute to admire the sky.
February 18, 2026 at 1:08 AM
Taking a minute to admire the sky.
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I am going to take the longest, hottest shower this afternoon after they install my new water heater.
February 18, 2026 at 2:42 PM
I am going to take the longest, hottest shower this afternoon after they install my new water heater.
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Spend an hour cooking lemon pepper pork chops, and my stomach taps out. Don't fail me now Pepto.
February 17, 2026 at 2:07 AM
Spend an hour cooking lemon pepper pork chops, and my stomach taps out. Don't fail me now Pepto.
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I once made a cheese golem while playing D&D. It was a real Muenster...
February 17, 2026 at 3:30 AM
I once made a cheese golem while playing D&D. It was a real Muenster...
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If I didn't sigh on a regular basis I would die from a brain aneurysm
February 11, 2026 at 3:04 PM
If I didn't sigh on a regular basis I would die from a brain aneurysm
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Break my heart not my mind, bro
February 18, 2026 at 2:49 AM
Break my heart not my mind, bro
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I've already memorized your license plate (flirting)
February 18, 2026 at 2:51 AM
I've already memorized your license plate (flirting)
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Pass. I’ve already lent enough stuff out. Maybe when I get some of that back or something
February 18, 2026 at 1:21 PM
Pass. I’ve already lent enough stuff out. Maybe when I get some of that back or something
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slipping into disappointment
like a well worn coat
that remembers
the shape of my body
better than you ever did
like a well worn coat
that remembers
the shape of my body
better than you ever did
February 18, 2026 at 3:39 PM
slipping into disappointment
like a well worn coat
that remembers
the shape of my body
better than you ever did
like a well worn coat
that remembers
the shape of my body
better than you ever did
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i have something very important to say and it impacts me deeply but im non confrontational so instead im going to whisper it to my cat
February 17, 2026 at 6:57 AM
i have something very important to say and it impacts me deeply but im non confrontational so instead im going to whisper it to my cat
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Everyone thinks it's politics tearing us all apart when in fact it's Rolling Stone magazine's Top 50 lists
February 16, 2026 at 4:07 PM
Everyone thinks it's politics tearing us all apart when in fact it's Rolling Stone magazine's Top 50 lists
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[my hair holding a tiny suitcase]: hey man i'm moving to your back
February 18, 2026 at 2:25 AM
[my hair holding a tiny suitcase]: hey man i'm moving to your back