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deeks549.bsky.social
Deeks 🫶
@deeks549.bsky.social
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Deeks 🫶 @deeks549.bsky.social · Oct 4
This is not an inspirational account. Punch someone if you need to
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kimmalien.bsky.social
Harry Potter and the bidet of fire
November 27, 2025 at 2:47 AM
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gorl.gay
pierced eye bags
November 27, 2025 at 3:02 AM
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elgatoesmio.bsky.social
wait you’re telling me that my members only jacket is not ironically cool and all the smiles I’ve been getting are actually people laughing at me???
November 27, 2025 at 3:24 AM
deeks549.bsky.social
My reposts are doing much better than my posts are tonight. Sounds about right
November 27, 2025 at 3:25 AM
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mamafirefly.bsky.social
you call them bedroom eyes
i call them tired eyes
November 24, 2025 at 6:03 AM
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mamafirefly.bsky.social
says awkward and weird things logging on
November 26, 2025 at 6:39 AM
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theciscokidder.bsky.social
I've been married long enough to know that healthy communication is only for divorced people.
November 25, 2025 at 11:08 AM
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theciscokidder.bsky.social
If you can't beat 'em, join 'em. *gets a lobotomy*
November 25, 2025 at 5:12 PM
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alldolledup44.bsky.social
Before you put raisins in anything tomorrow, just don’t.
November 26, 2025 at 7:26 PM
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jiminyspigot.bsky.social
The Dukes of Hazzard is my favorite show, General Lee speaking.
November 27, 2025 at 12:39 AM
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buddhatree.bsky.social
I bought a whole set of Ninja cookware and now I can't find them.
November 26, 2025 at 9:50 PM
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frozenbodyparts.bsky.social
All my friends love boobs and hate the government
November 26, 2025 at 10:12 PM
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kellalena.bsky.social
If anybody asks, we met at an urgent care.
November 26, 2025 at 9:12 PM
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benedictsred.bsky.social
I’ve don’t use Google. I text my friend Randall who used to be a dental assistant
November 26, 2025 at 1:30 AM
deeks549.bsky.social
Everybody must be busy fingerblasting their 2nd cousin
November 27, 2025 at 2:35 AM
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daddyjew.bsky.social
Don’t Tell Mom the Babysitter Didn’t Thaw the Turkey
November 27, 2025 at 1:23 AM
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runoldman.bsky.social
Orders a Xanax martini for breakfast.
November 26, 2025 at 1:14 PM
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mamafirefly.bsky.social
caring about fellow humans should be default but what do i know
November 26, 2025 at 6:34 AM
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francesmeh.reviews
none of us ever know anybody, not really. like there was a whole year there people kept telling me i would love rick and morty.
November 26, 2025 at 3:58 AM
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dly.bsky.social
is it too early to start drinking for Thanksgiving?
November 26, 2025 at 5:26 PM
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im-all-id.me
Re: Pluribus whoever decided to bill Carol as the "most miserable woman on Earth" was wrong. She is a delight and a treasure
November 26, 2025 at 5:00 PM
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funkelly.bsky.social
tell your mom i said what’s up
November 26, 2025 at 4:54 PM
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porcelainsiren.bsky.social
i need to be in your replies more in 2026
November 24, 2025 at 7:22 PM
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deadgirlyoyo.bsky.social
someone should tell wave 103.5fm that leonard cohen's "hallelujah" is not a christmas song...
November 26, 2025 at 11:13 PM
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flawdbizkit.bsky.social
of course i'm sitting at the kids table, i'm a 90s kid who was told to never grow up by a giraffe
November 26, 2025 at 1:32 PM