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This is not an inspirational account. Punch someone if you need to
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Harry Potter and the bidet of fire
November 27, 2025 at 2:47 AM
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pierced eye bags
November 27, 2025 at 3:02 AM
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wait you’re telling me that my members only jacket is not ironically cool and all the smiles I’ve been getting are actually people laughing at me???
November 27, 2025 at 3:24 AM
My reposts are doing much better than my posts are tonight. Sounds about right
November 27, 2025 at 3:25 AM
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you call them bedroom eyes
i call them tired eyes
November 24, 2025 at 6:03 AM
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says awkward and weird things logging on
November 26, 2025 at 6:39 AM
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I've been married long enough to know that healthy communication is only for divorced people.
November 25, 2025 at 11:08 AM
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If you can't beat 'em, join 'em. *gets a lobotomy*
November 25, 2025 at 5:12 PM
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Before you put raisins in anything tomorrow, just don’t.
November 26, 2025 at 7:26 PM
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The Dukes of Hazzard is my favorite show, General Lee speaking.
November 27, 2025 at 12:39 AM
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I bought a whole set of Ninja cookware and now I can't find them.
November 26, 2025 at 9:50 PM
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All my friends love boobs and hate the government
November 26, 2025 at 10:12 PM
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If anybody asks, we met at an urgent care.
November 26, 2025 at 9:12 PM
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I’ve don’t use Google. I text my friend Randall who used to be a dental assistant
November 26, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Everybody must be busy fingerblasting their 2nd cousin
November 27, 2025 at 2:35 AM
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Don’t Tell Mom the Babysitter Didn’t Thaw the Turkey
November 27, 2025 at 1:23 AM
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Orders a Xanax martini for breakfast.
November 26, 2025 at 1:14 PM
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caring about fellow humans should be default but what do i know
November 26, 2025 at 6:34 AM
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none of us ever know anybody, not really. like there was a whole year there people kept telling me i would love rick and morty.
November 26, 2025 at 3:58 AM
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is it too early to start drinking for Thanksgiving?
November 26, 2025 at 5:26 PM
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Re: Pluribus whoever decided to bill Carol as the "most miserable woman on Earth" was wrong. She is a delight and a treasure
November 26, 2025 at 5:00 PM
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tell your mom i said what’s up
November 26, 2025 at 4:54 PM
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i need to be in your replies more in 2026
November 24, 2025 at 7:22 PM
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someone should tell wave 103.5fm that leonard cohen's "hallelujah" is not a christmas song...
November 26, 2025 at 11:13 PM
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of course i'm sitting at the kids table, i'm a 90s kid who was told to never grow up by a giraffe
November 26, 2025 at 1:32 PM