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SpatialKimtamine

@kimmalien.bsky.social

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Reptilian humanoid in a cozy skin suit Skrrts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:rzx3l5xolmcvx5zcu3t3bl7o/feed/aaac25lduykog

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SpatialKimtamine @kimmalien.bsky.social · Apr 1

Due to personal reasons I will keep posting

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SpatialKimtamine @kimmalien.bsky.social · 58m

What if I’m also pregnant

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SpatialKimtamine @kimmalien.bsky.social · Oct 14

Whoever wants to stuff my turkey can come over for dinner tonight

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slop enjoyer @slop.guru · 13h

god gave me free will and i used it to scroll for six consecutive hours

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Bogey @oneyebogey.bsky.social · 17h

Alas, the hamburger needed more help than the box could provide.

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Rogs Pumpkin 🎃 @stev.bsky.social · 15h

I should be in charge of the world

Dragon Moll Z 🎃 @dopestatistics.bsky.social · 15h

Asking everyone with over 10k followers to make an official statement about a random current event

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　　　the　　　 ghostes @rem.bsjky.team · Sep 23

making fruit salad by mixing wine and mayonnaise

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grilled cheese 🧀 @grilldcheese.bsky.social · 17h

are cheese headaches a thing? i think i have a cheese headache.

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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 2d

Thought it was a spooky Halloween owl but turns out it was just my asthma pipes

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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 1d

Make sure to talk to your kids about existential dread

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alboo @captainacab.airbud.website · 1d

in britain they call the shocker “2 in the bonnet, 1 in the boot” and we are just supposed to be ok with that??

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SpatialKimtamine @kimmalien.bsky.social · Sep 12

Bluesky did some irreversible damage to my brain, especially the limbic part

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happy new brick @bigblocks.bsky.social · 20h

we need a way to send fire through the internet

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Jason Goes to Hell @benedictsred.bsky.social · 3d

Look, I just feel like I shouldn’t have to bend over backward to get an exorcism

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Frances "Are You Scared Yet" Meh @francesmeh.reviews · 2d

if you're in line to declare your crush on me stay in line

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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 2d

i carry a hostess snoball around with me at all times as a talisman against those whose wish i’d eat healthier

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BEAVE @beaveinflow.bsky.social · 2d

I hope you’re violently ambushed by stability and tenderly mauled by good news this weekend.

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Ennui Doofen @ennuidoofen.bsky.social · 1d

One great thing about having a chest wound is you can walk around with a real "what are ya gonna do to me, stab me in the chest?" attitude. I'm just here to remind you that one can have two chest wounds, so you may wanna say,"What are you gonna do to me, stab me in the chest TWICE?"