SpatialKimtamine
@kimmalien.bsky.social
Reptilian humanoid in a cozy skin suit
Skrrts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:rzx3l5xolmcvx5zcu3t3bl7o/feed/aaac25lduykog
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Due to personal reasons I will keep posting
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For the 0.01% of germs not killed by bleach, the worst part is the crippling survivors guilt
November 28, 2025 at 3:38 PM
For the 0.01% of germs not killed by bleach, the worst part is the crippling survivors guilt
Spotify Wrapped 2025: white noise 3 hour long (on loop)
November 28, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Spotify Wrapped 2025: white noise 3 hour long (on loop)
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my cat does not take my threats to sit on her very seriously
November 28, 2025 at 6:26 PM
my cat does not take my threats to sit on her very seriously
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That's my emotional support lol at the end of every message
November 28, 2025 at 2:47 AM
That's my emotional support lol at the end of every message
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this will be the 13th year i get to say i’m thankful for alcohol and have it be sarcasm
this will be the 12th year i get to say i’m thankful for alcohol and have it be sarcasm
November 27, 2025 at 1:41 PM
this will be the 13th year i get to say i’m thankful for alcohol and have it be sarcasm
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Is it normal to feel so weak it's hard to stir a stiff batter
November 27, 2025 at 1:20 PM
Is it normal to feel so weak it's hard to stir a stiff batter
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I WILL INTERACT WHEN I AM DEAD.
November 28, 2025 at 1:24 AM
I WILL INTERACT WHEN I AM DEAD.
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got a feeling that today's the day I get answers
a woman posted a pic in a group chat of a baby turkey she bought thinking it was a chicken. She captioned the pic "IS THIS A TURKEY?!?"
Anyway, I haven't been here because I've been yelling IS THIS A TURKEY at everything. You should try it
Anyway, I haven't been here because I've been yelling IS THIS A TURKEY at everything. You should try it
November 27, 2025 at 4:03 PM
got a feeling that today's the day I get answers
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I'm like a kid at bedtime, I'm not settling down unless you give me a snack and tell me a really good shitpost
November 27, 2025 at 11:47 PM
I'm like a kid at bedtime, I'm not settling down unless you give me a snack and tell me a really good shitpost
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The universe is just a complicated sex toy.
November 28, 2025 at 7:20 PM
The universe is just a complicated sex toy.
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I like to go to zen gardens and shout at things.
November 27, 2025 at 8:36 PM
I like to go to zen gardens and shout at things.
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BATMAN: you either die a hero or you live long enough to see yourself become the villain
DRIVE-THRU WINDOW: sir, do you want fries or not
DRIVE-THRU WINDOW: sir, do you want fries or not
November 27, 2025 at 7:27 AM
BATMAN: you either die a hero or you live long enough to see yourself become the villain
DRIVE-THRU WINDOW: sir, do you want fries or not
DRIVE-THRU WINDOW: sir, do you want fries or not
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hunched over in a darkened corner of the kitchen eating leftover pie like i’m gollum with the ring
November 28, 2025 at 12:24 PM
hunched over in a darkened corner of the kitchen eating leftover pie like i’m gollum with the ring
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trying this new thing where i'm vivacious
November 27, 2025 at 4:16 AM
trying this new thing where i'm vivacious
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Is there a gene that makes truffle seasoning taste like gym sock or do fancy people just like gym sock?
November 28, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Is there a gene that makes truffle seasoning taste like gym sock or do fancy people just like gym sock?
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If my name was Barbara I’d be like what
November 27, 2025 at 9:49 PM
If my name was Barbara I’d be like what
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my cat's primary goal in life is to meet the cat who lives behind the mirror
September 4, 2025 at 12:47 PM
my cat's primary goal in life is to meet the cat who lives behind the mirror
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Getting sick and tired of having to feed myself
June 13, 2024 at 4:07 PM
Getting sick and tired of having to feed myself
Harry Potter and the bidet of fire
November 27, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Harry Potter and the bidet of fire
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I’m thankful for your mom
November 26, 2025 at 5:22 PM
I’m thankful for your mom
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An app said my pregnant niece's baby is the size of a red panda now, and I know about reality and all but I've built up a picture of that little dude as my nephew so when she shits out a screaming human soon I'm gonna be distraught
November 25, 2025 at 10:31 PM
An app said my pregnant niece's baby is the size of a red panda now, and I know about reality and all but I've built up a picture of that little dude as my nephew so when she shits out a screaming human soon I'm gonna be distraught
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White people love a good pie chart
November 25, 2025 at 4:02 AM
White people love a good pie chart
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Just look at this fucking goober 😍
November 26, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Just look at this fucking goober 😍
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as our circle of knowledge expands, so does the circumference of darkness surrounding it
– Albert Einstein, just plowing your mom's ass
– Albert Einstein, just plowing your mom's ass
November 26, 2025 at 3:37 AM
as our circle of knowledge expands, so does the circumference of darkness surrounding it
– Albert Einstein, just plowing your mom's ass
– Albert Einstein, just plowing your mom's ass
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I prefer solitude too much to compromise with the world.
November 25, 2025 at 12:01 AM
I prefer solitude too much to compromise with the world.