Bogey
@oneyebogey.bsky.social
Tradesman, Musician, Malcontent.
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Bogey
@oneyebogey.bsky.social
· Nov 29
I drew a turkey by tracing my hand and mom put it on the fridge.
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I’d do some filthy things for a Whopper.
November 27, 2025 at 3:32 AM
I’d do some filthy things for a Whopper.
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No other holiday makes me ponder disease quite like Thanksgiving
November 27, 2025 at 2:11 AM
No other holiday makes me ponder disease quite like Thanksgiving
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I haven’t ruled out the possibility that my bed is my soulmate.
November 19, 2025 at 4:33 PM
I haven’t ruled out the possibility that my bed is my soulmate.
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If you saw me licking yogurt lids, I wouldn’t be single.
November 22, 2025 at 5:22 AM
If you saw me licking yogurt lids, I wouldn’t be single.
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If your doctor’s handwriting could sing, it’d sound exactly like Eddie Vedder.
November 25, 2025 at 11:06 PM
If your doctor’s handwriting could sing, it’d sound exactly like Eddie Vedder.
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Ho boy I have never felt less thankful
November 27, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Ho boy I have never felt less thankful
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They should pay me a living wage to pet cats all day.
November 26, 2025 at 3:29 PM
They should pay me a living wage to pet cats all day.
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Most of my family have refused to come to my Thanksgiving Dinner because I'm serving lamb, just because I got it at the petting zoo.
November 27, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Most of my family have refused to come to my Thanksgiving Dinner because I'm serving lamb, just because I got it at the petting zoo.
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Be notorious tomorrow by yelling out “I’m not thankful for anything bitches!”
November 27, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Be notorious tomorrow by yelling out “I’m not thankful for anything bitches!”
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Going to impress my Thanksgiving guests with all the kegel exercises I’ve been doing
November 27, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Going to impress my Thanksgiving guests with all the kegel exercises I’ve been doing
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my cousin: we’re all checked into the hotel and thought we’d come over and hangout for a bit
me: no
me: no
November 27, 2025 at 12:22 AM
my cousin: we’re all checked into the hotel and thought we’d come over and hangout for a bit
me: no
me: no
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Die Hard With a Vengeance is a Die Hard movie
November 27, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Die Hard With a Vengeance is a Die Hard movie
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I'm grateful for my dead end job, because the tedium and physical pain distract me from my mental illness.
November 27, 2025 at 1:04 AM
I'm grateful for my dead end job, because the tedium and physical pain distract me from my mental illness.
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The age of generative AI is truly the age of people just casually, with zero shame, discussing on public forums how thinkie hurtie bwainie.
November 27, 2025 at 12:21 AM
The age of generative AI is truly the age of people just casually, with zero shame, discussing on public forums how thinkie hurtie bwainie.
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Reminder that it is important to be ungrateful today so that Thanksgiving hits even harder
November 26, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Reminder that it is important to be ungrateful today so that Thanksgiving hits even harder
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My phone screen finally has a protective sugar glaze as the gods intended.
November 26, 2025 at 6:45 PM
My phone screen finally has a protective sugar glaze as the gods intended.
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This year for our Thanksgiving gathering, I'm bringing what I brought last year, shame upon the family.
November 27, 2025 at 1:03 AM
This year for our Thanksgiving gathering, I'm bringing what I brought last year, shame upon the family.
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I still look at porn, but these days I just say, "She's pretty. That's nice."
November 27, 2025 at 12:22 AM
I still look at porn, but these days I just say, "She's pretty. That's nice."
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Your mom invited me to Thanksgiving dinner, I’ll bring the pie
November 26, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Your mom invited me to Thanksgiving dinner, I’ll bring the pie
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Just saw people fighting on here.
two women are sitting in front of a crowd of people eating popcorn .
ALT: two women are sitting in front of a crowd of people eating popcorn .
media.tenor.com
November 26, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Just saw people fighting on here.
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Let’s annoy everyone by saying “my pleasure” to everything just like the people at Chick-Fil-A.
November 26, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Let’s annoy everyone by saying “my pleasure” to everything just like the people at Chick-Fil-A.
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Then the great Confucius did say unfollow and mute those who are exhausting. No wait that was me.
November 27, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Then the great Confucius did say unfollow and mute those who are exhausting. No wait that was me.
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“Last Christmas I gave you my heart
The very next day, you gave it away”
The very next day. What an asshole.
The very next day, you gave it away”
The very next day. What an asshole.
November 26, 2025 at 1:10 PM
“Last Christmas I gave you my heart
The very next day, you gave it away”
The very next day. What an asshole.
The very next day, you gave it away”
The very next day. What an asshole.