WineMummy
@winemummy.bsky.social
Everyone’s favourite wine mom
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WineMummy
@winemummy.bsky.social
· Aug 20
Happy Hump Day to all those who celebrate.
I’d do some filthy things for a Whopper.
November 27, 2025 at 3:32 AM
I’d do some filthy things for a Whopper.
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Let’s make Whopper Wednesday great again.
February 6, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Let’s make Whopper Wednesday great again.
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Happy holy fuck it’s only Wednesday.
November 27, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Happy holy fuck it’s only Wednesday.
Happy holy fuck it’s only Wednesday.
November 27, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Happy holy fuck it’s only Wednesday.
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I hope your Wednesday is as fat as my ass.
November 26, 2025 at 7:44 PM
I hope your Wednesday is as fat as my ass.
I hope your Wednesday is as fat as my ass.
November 26, 2025 at 7:44 PM
I hope your Wednesday is as fat as my ass.
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same but if you didn’t break into Willie Nelson’s you’re always on my mind than we are not the same
November 26, 2025 at 2:37 PM
same but if you didn’t break into Willie Nelson’s you’re always on my mind than we are not the same
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Woke up with a fat ass and a cheeseburger on my mind.
November 26, 2025 at 2:13 PM
Woke up with a fat ass and a cheeseburger on my mind.
Woke up with a fat ass and a cheeseburger on my mind.
November 26, 2025 at 2:13 PM
Woke up with a fat ass and a cheeseburger on my mind.
Slap me with a cheeseburger and tell me I’m pretty.
November 26, 2025 at 4:27 AM
Slap me with a cheeseburger and tell me I’m pretty.
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If cheese isn’t a love language then I don’t believe in love.
November 18, 2025 at 8:17 PM
If cheese isn’t a love language then I don’t believe in love.
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Just think…you could be somewhere else.
November 18, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Just think…you could be somewhere else.
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Inside me are Five Guys.
May 29, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Inside me are Five Guys.
I’m just Five Guys in a trench coat.
November 25, 2025 at 9:39 PM
I’m just Five Guys in a trench coat.
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I am not a complex, multifaceted individual. I am essentially a sentient collection of three bad habits naked in a trench coat.
November 24, 2025 at 12:34 PM
I am not a complex, multifaceted individual. I am essentially a sentient collection of three bad habits naked in a trench coat.
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The universe is balanced. For every *‘live, laugh, love’* person, there’s someone like me muttering *‘die motherfucker’* into their coffee.
June 9, 2025 at 11:33 AM
The universe is balanced. For every *‘live, laugh, love’* person, there’s someone like me muttering *‘die motherfucker’* into their coffee.
To Kill A Motherfucker.
November 25, 2025 at 8:34 PM
To Kill A Motherfucker.
“Fuck, Marry, Kill.”
-A memoir.
-A memoir.
November 25, 2025 at 7:30 PM
“Fuck, Marry, Kill.”
-A memoir.
-A memoir.
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Fuck Marry Kill: Win Lose Draw
November 20, 2025 at 12:51 PM
Fuck Marry Kill: Win Lose Draw
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ugh, my dashboard is gas lighting me
November 22, 2025 at 3:43 AM
ugh, my dashboard is gas lighting me
What’s a little tickle fighting between friends?
November 25, 2025 at 6:30 PM
What’s a little tickle fighting between friends?
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is a tickle fight out of the question?
November 18, 2025 at 6:15 AM
is a tickle fight out of the question?
Happiness is a breakfast sandwich.
November 25, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Happiness is a breakfast sandwich.
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Bacon, egg and cheese is my holy trinity.
August 24, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Bacon, egg and cheese is my holy trinity.