richie
@theregoesrichie.bsky.social
the world below is made up
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“and they all came together to scream at each other, filled their faces with pie, and travelled back to their own oblivion”
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I wish I be less dumb than what I are.
November 28, 2025 at 1:01 AM
I wish I be less dumb than what I are.
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I like you as a friend, Charlie Brown
November 25, 2025 at 1:49 AM
I like you as a friend, Charlie Brown
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In lieu of thanksgiving I suggest holding a sort of family court convicting your most annoying relatives of various offenses
November 26, 2025 at 6:32 PM
In lieu of thanksgiving I suggest holding a sort of family court convicting your most annoying relatives of various offenses
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the names bond. gold bond.
November 25, 2025 at 5:18 PM
the names bond. gold bond.
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Y'all, I'm *trying* not to lick it
My phone screen finally has a protective sugar glaze as the gods intended.
November 26, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Y'all, I'm *trying* not to lick it
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One Venti lobotomy, please.
November 26, 2025 at 5:39 PM
One Venti lobotomy, please.
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peeling the last potato in ritualistic fashion by raising it to the sky and yelling “I’ll never go hungry again!”
November 26, 2025 at 5:36 PM
peeling the last potato in ritualistic fashion by raising it to the sky and yelling “I’ll never go hungry again!”
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you can’t microwave a turkey Charlie Brown
November 26, 2025 at 5:53 PM
you can’t microwave a turkey Charlie Brown
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I have to be somewhere in 20mins. Guess I should get dressed.
November 26, 2025 at 6:11 PM
I have to be somewhere in 20mins. Guess I should get dressed.
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November 26, 2025 at 4:45 PM
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"tom, tom, tom!"
-jan foolery
-jan foolery
November 26, 2025 at 4:23 PM
"tom, tom, tom!"
-jan foolery
-jan foolery
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Do you prefer it in the can?
cranberry sauce maybe
cranberry sauce maybe
November 26, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Do you prefer it in the can?
cranberry sauce maybe
cranberry sauce maybe
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Maybe it’s a bad idea to put people in charge of government who are eager for the rapture.
November 25, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Maybe it’s a bad idea to put people in charge of government who are eager for the rapture.
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[introducing my boyfriend at thanksgiving] he's a rescue
November 25, 2025 at 11:30 PM
[introducing my boyfriend at thanksgiving] he's a rescue
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calling the butterball hotline and asking them when will life get better
November 26, 2025 at 1:03 PM
calling the butterball hotline and asking them when will life get better
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I think I just went to third base with a jelly donut. 🥰
November 26, 2025 at 3:56 PM
I think I just went to third base with a jelly donut. 🥰
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Forget roses, lay me down on a bed of cheese slices.
November 25, 2025 at 1:28 PM
Forget roses, lay me down on a bed of cheese slices.
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the heart wants what it wants. Ok. but what if it wants crack
November 26, 2025 at 3:37 PM
the heart wants what it wants. Ok. but what if it wants crack
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imagine a better world
wrong
more corn dogs
wrong
more corn dogs
November 26, 2025 at 2:12 AM
imagine a better world
wrong
more corn dogs
wrong
more corn dogs
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you’re not balding your hair has merely grown a part. folks,,
November 26, 2025 at 1:50 PM
you’re not balding your hair has merely grown a part. folks,,
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"Let me travel this land, from the mountains to the sea"
No thank you
No thank you
November 26, 2025 at 3:34 PM
"Let me travel this land, from the mountains to the sea"
No thank you
No thank you
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I used to not know how to spell ‘dumb’ but now I are one..
November 26, 2025 at 3:39 PM
I used to not know how to spell ‘dumb’ but now I are one..
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🎶 Tryna make a livin'
And doing it from my home.
And doing it from my home.
November 26, 2025 at 3:48 PM
🎶 Tryna make a livin'
And doing it from my home.
And doing it from my home.
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give me fuel
give me fire
give me an extinguisher, this immediately got out of hand
give me fire
give me an extinguisher, this immediately got out of hand
November 26, 2025 at 11:44 AM
give me fuel
give me fire
give me an extinguisher, this immediately got out of hand
give me fire
give me an extinguisher, this immediately got out of hand