@kattsdogma.bsky.social
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*2 seconds after taking my meds* oh shit did i take my meds 🤔
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Maybe if I get high enough I can get a good view.
September 23, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Maybe if I get high enough I can get a good view.
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“I’ll see you in helvetica!”
- damning with font praise
- damning with font praise
October 1, 2023 at 1:28 PM
“I’ll see you in helvetica!”
- damning with font praise
- damning with font praise
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if you invite me to karaoke I'm singing skinny puppy or mister bungle both will be uncomfortable for you
November 28, 2025 at 1:38 AM
if you invite me to karaoke I'm singing skinny puppy or mister bungle both will be uncomfortable for you
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For the 0.01% of germs not killed by bleach, the worst part is the crippling survivors guilt
November 28, 2025 at 3:38 PM
For the 0.01% of germs not killed by bleach, the worst part is the crippling survivors guilt
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that’s nice, seafood is expensive
November 28, 2025 at 4:16 PM
that’s nice, seafood is expensive
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let me know if you grow weary of my antics so i can think of new, even more annoying antics
November 24, 2025 at 4:08 AM
let me know if you grow weary of my antics so i can think of new, even more annoying antics
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[Sleeping]
My pillow: Let's do math!
Me: *flips pillow*
My pillow: Let's Vape!
Me: Ahhh, the cool side of my pillow.
My pillow: Let's do math!
Me: *flips pillow*
My pillow: Let's Vape!
Me: Ahhh, the cool side of my pillow.
January 16, 2024 at 9:51 PM
[Sleeping]
My pillow: Let's do math!
Me: *flips pillow*
My pillow: Let's Vape!
Me: Ahhh, the cool side of my pillow.
My pillow: Let's do math!
Me: *flips pillow*
My pillow: Let's Vape!
Me: Ahhh, the cool side of my pillow.
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Ok, let's finish this day on a high note with a power loss or small fire that causes a loss of power.
Anytime now would be good.
Anytime now would be good.
November 25, 2025 at 1:26 PM
Ok, let's finish this day on a high note with a power loss or small fire that causes a loss of power.
Anytime now would be good.
Anytime now would be good.
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I remember the days when I could handle traveling to two states and have two Thanksgivings in one day. Now not leaving the house and sitting on my ass most of the day with just one meal is enough to really kick my butt.
November 28, 2025 at 2:35 PM
I remember the days when I could handle traveling to two states and have two Thanksgivings in one day. Now not leaving the house and sitting on my ass most of the day with just one meal is enough to really kick my butt.
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my e-bike is sparking joy hold on it’s on fire nvm😳
October 26, 2023 at 8:33 PM
my e-bike is sparking joy hold on it’s on fire nvm😳
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Today, a cashier had to give me back 87 cents in change and it was like watching them work out a problem in abstract algebra.
November 26, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Today, a cashier had to give me back 87 cents in change and it was like watching them work out a problem in abstract algebra.
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Boxing day is December 26. Maybe the day after turkey day should be called Tupperwaring Day.
November 28, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Boxing day is December 26. Maybe the day after turkey day should be called Tupperwaring Day.
tom brady’s son towers over him !
𝕊ℍ𝕀ℕ𝔾𝕃𝔼𝕊 𝔻𝕆𝔼𝕊ℕ’𝕋 ℂ𝔸ℝ𝔼
𝕊ℍ𝕀ℕ𝔾𝕃𝔼𝕊 𝔻𝕆𝔼𝕊ℕ’𝕋 ℂ𝔸ℝ𝔼
November 28, 2025 at 1:59 PM
tom brady’s son towers over him !
𝕊ℍ𝕀ℕ𝔾𝕃𝔼𝕊 𝔻𝕆𝔼𝕊ℕ’𝕋 ℂ𝔸ℝ𝔼
𝕊ℍ𝕀ℕ𝔾𝕃𝔼𝕊 𝔻𝕆𝔼𝕊ℕ’𝕋 ℂ𝔸ℝ𝔼
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Kings of Leon’s ‘Sex on Fire’ is my favorite song about the dangers of STI proliferation
November 24, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Kings of Leon’s ‘Sex on Fire’ is my favorite song about the dangers of STI proliferation
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Only 27 shopping days until all those people are back in your living room
November 28, 2025 at 12:14 PM
Only 27 shopping days until all those people are back in your living room
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If we made a mistake when I was young, we couldn't just go to the drugstore and buy Plan B. Plan B for us was fatherhood.
November 28, 2025 at 6:39 AM
If we made a mistake when I was young, we couldn't just go to the drugstore and buy Plan B. Plan B for us was fatherhood.
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You can fit more pie in if you orient the taper of the wedge properly
November 27, 2025 at 2:11 PM
You can fit more pie in if you orient the taper of the wedge properly
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trying this new thing where i'm vivacious
November 27, 2025 at 4:16 AM
trying this new thing where i'm vivacious
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I like to go to zen gardens and shout at things.
November 27, 2025 at 8:36 PM
I like to go to zen gardens and shout at things.
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here is a handy visual guide to tell when your turkey is done
November 27, 2025 at 6:00 PM
here is a handy visual guide to tell when your turkey is done
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Two Thanksgivings in one day. Three in under a week. I am more mashed potato than man. More. More Thanksgivings. Make me so thankful I explode.
November 28, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Two Thanksgivings in one day. Three in under a week. I am more mashed potato than man. More. More Thanksgivings. Make me so thankful I explode.
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wife: why can’t you be more spontaneous?
me: but I bought you flowers for no reason only last week
wife: yes but I was thinking more along the lines of just bursting into flames…
me: but I bought you flowers for no reason only last week
wife: yes but I was thinking more along the lines of just bursting into flames…
November 26, 2025 at 2:08 PM
wife: why can’t you be more spontaneous?
me: but I bought you flowers for no reason only last week
wife: yes but I was thinking more along the lines of just bursting into flames…
me: but I bought you flowers for no reason only last week
wife: yes but I was thinking more along the lines of just bursting into flames…
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I run away from commitment, so yeah I workout.
November 27, 2025 at 3:44 PM
I run away from commitment, so yeah I workout.
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The black Friday approaches from the shadowy moors of discounts and savings. Buy one, get one abomination for free. Your sanity is a small price to pay for these deals.
November 26, 2025 at 6:58 PM
The black Friday approaches from the shadowy moors of discounts and savings. Buy one, get one abomination for free. Your sanity is a small price to pay for these deals.