Amy
@msfoxifurnasty.bsky.social
melancholic. bad poet.
obscene, perverse, awkward little weirdo.
she/her
skeets:
bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaademkmaiuwk
bangers: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:qpaecp6vknbnc77svofj4dvg/feed/aaaed4kso7mnw
obscene, perverse, awkward little weirdo.
she/her
skeets:
bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaademkmaiuwk
bangers: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:qpaecp6vknbnc77svofj4dvg/feed/aaaed4kso7mnw
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Amy
@msfoxifurnasty.bsky.social
· Nov 14
sometimes in the mornings i stand in front of the mirror screaming because my sleep paralysis demon drew dicks on my face the night before
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Not pleased to admit that I see the old man from Up when I look in the mirror
October 30, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Not pleased to admit that I see the old man from Up when I look in the mirror
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Not a manic pixie dream girl, but a lethargic troll nightmare woman.
November 27, 2025 at 1:55 PM
Not a manic pixie dream girl, but a lethargic troll nightmare woman.
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DON'T TRY TO FORCE THE POSTS OR YOU'LL INFECT THE WHOLE AREA.
November 26, 2025 at 4:26 AM
DON'T TRY TO FORCE THE POSTS OR YOU'LL INFECT THE WHOLE AREA.
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OK, I’ll bite… why does everyone keep asking if I am a zombie?
November 27, 2025 at 2:12 PM
OK, I’ll bite… why does everyone keep asking if I am a zombie?
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The "secret third thing" is always the same: a depressed clown watching a plate of leftover chicken nuggets rotate in a microwave with dull, lifeless eyes
November 27, 2025 at 2:12 PM
The "secret third thing" is always the same: a depressed clown watching a plate of leftover chicken nuggets rotate in a microwave with dull, lifeless eyes
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Put “spree” after “killing” and the whole thing suddenly sounds so breezy and upbeat.
November 27, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Put “spree” after “killing” and the whole thing suddenly sounds so breezy and upbeat.
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Just a reminder during the holiday season
November 27, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Just a reminder during the holiday season
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Giving thanks this year for moving far enough away from the village that waifs and urchins no longer throw rocks at me when I leave my cave for my evening perambulation
November 27, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Giving thanks this year for moving far enough away from the village that waifs and urchins no longer throw rocks at me when I leave my cave for my evening perambulation
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Sometimes I look at my cat in wonder and awe. Like, wow. I made that
November 26, 2025 at 5:46 AM
Sometimes I look at my cat in wonder and awe. Like, wow. I made that
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If you haven’t already, take your turkey out of the freezer and serve immediately for a nice, cold turkey pop.
November 27, 2025 at 2:38 PM
If you haven’t already, take your turkey out of the freezer and serve immediately for a nice, cold turkey pop.
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Being the first one downstairs to lick the turkey pop in the morning is my favorite thanksgiving tradition
November 27, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Being the first one downstairs to lick the turkey pop in the morning is my favorite thanksgiving tradition
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*launches a pie rescue for all unwanted pie
November 27, 2025 at 3:27 AM
*launches a pie rescue for all unwanted pie
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BATMAN: you either die a hero or you live long enough to see yourself become the villain
DRIVE-THRU WINDOW: sir, do you want fries or not
DRIVE-THRU WINDOW: sir, do you want fries or not
November 27, 2025 at 7:27 AM
BATMAN: you either die a hero or you live long enough to see yourself become the villain
DRIVE-THRU WINDOW: sir, do you want fries or not
DRIVE-THRU WINDOW: sir, do you want fries or not
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speed dating but it’s just a scholastic book fair for adults
November 26, 2025 at 9:49 PM
speed dating but it’s just a scholastic book fair for adults
however you celebrate this year remember: do not drop your phone in the toilet
November 27, 2025 at 2:31 PM
however you celebrate this year remember: do not drop your phone in the toilet
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For a modest fee, I will fill your seat at your family's Thanksgiving table and answer to your name.
November 26, 2025 at 11:07 PM
For a modest fee, I will fill your seat at your family's Thanksgiving table and answer to your name.
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just sayin i've never seen anybody in a jeep doin any wranglin
November 26, 2025 at 5:07 AM
just sayin i've never seen anybody in a jeep doin any wranglin
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are you cooking your turkey missionary or face down ass up style this year
November 26, 2024 at 3:23 PM
are you cooking your turkey missionary or face down ass up style this year
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oh really cyndi? just fun, that's all? really? what about bodily autonomy? abortion rights? don't girls want equal pay for equal work? ffs cyndi.
November 26, 2025 at 5:37 PM
oh really cyndi? just fun, that's all? really? what about bodily autonomy? abortion rights? don't girls want equal pay for equal work? ffs cyndi.
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Don't wait until New Years. You can fail to make major changes in your life any time.
November 26, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Don't wait until New Years. You can fail to make major changes in your life any time.
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calling the butterball hotline and asking them when will life get better
November 26, 2025 at 1:03 PM
calling the butterball hotline and asking them when will life get better
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I'm built different I guess
November 22, 2025 at 12:52 PM
I'm built different I guess
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I’ve never paid for sex.
*looks at kids’ tuition bills*
Well, not on the front end.
*looks at kids’ tuition bills*
Well, not on the front end.
November 26, 2025 at 9:15 PM
I’ve never paid for sex.
*looks at kids’ tuition bills*
Well, not on the front end.
*looks at kids’ tuition bills*
Well, not on the front end.