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BATMAN'S FIVE STAGES OF GRIEF
• denial
• anger
• bargaining
• dressing up as a bat with your underwear on the outside to fight crime
• acceptance
• denial
• anger
• bargaining
• dressing up as a bat with your underwear on the outside to fight crime
• acceptance
May 11, 2023 at 5:06 PM
BATMAN'S FIVE STAGES OF GRIEF
• denial
• anger
• bargaining
• dressing up as a bat with your underwear on the outside to fight crime
• acceptance
• denial
• anger
• bargaining
• dressing up as a bat with your underwear on the outside to fight crime
• acceptance
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referring to my diagnoses like crimes to my doctors to keep things interesting, like "I've been accused of having," and adding "allegedly" to whatever they say
August 1, 2025 at 11:17 PM
referring to my diagnoses like crimes to my doctors to keep things interesting, like "I've been accused of having," and adding "allegedly" to whatever they say
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If I die of a papercut infection, I just want all to know I fought courageously against paper
February 12, 2026 at 7:03 PM
If I die of a papercut infection, I just want all to know I fought courageously against paper
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what's up with people sleeping instead of liking my skeets? unbelievable
February 13, 2026 at 6:01 AM
what's up with people sleeping instead of liking my skeets? unbelievable
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My sister told me there was a guy in her dorm her first year of college who would “pretend to be possessed every month”
I asked her what made him do it, and she looked very thoughtful and said “I think he just liked having girls take care of him”
I asked her what made him do it, and she looked very thoughtful and said “I think he just liked having girls take care of him”
August 3, 2023 at 6:02 PM
My sister told me there was a guy in her dorm her first year of college who would “pretend to be possessed every month”
I asked her what made him do it, and she looked very thoughtful and said “I think he just liked having girls take care of him”
I asked her what made him do it, and she looked very thoughtful and said “I think he just liked having girls take care of him”
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I will be the voice of reason for the wrong reasons
February 13, 2026 at 9:42 AM
I will be the voice of reason for the wrong reasons
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Just a reminder: there are no "good" billionaires.
Even if they're not shovelling money to Trump.
Not even your true-blue hero.
Even if they're not shovelling money to Trump.
Not even your true-blue hero.
February 13, 2026 at 9:41 AM
Just a reminder: there are no "good" billionaires.
Even if they're not shovelling money to Trump.
Not even your true-blue hero.
Even if they're not shovelling money to Trump.
Not even your true-blue hero.
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I fell asleep while a Jellyroll song was on and now all of my neighbors’ catalytic converters are missing
February 3, 2026 at 1:15 PM
I fell asleep while a Jellyroll song was on and now all of my neighbors’ catalytic converters are missing
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Pizzagate deserved to be the name of something way more funny
February 4, 2026 at 1:23 PM
Pizzagate deserved to be the name of something way more funny
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I asked the Duolingo owl to teach me the language of love and he called me a slur
February 2, 2026 at 1:26 PM
I asked the Duolingo owl to teach me the language of love and he called me a slur
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*Groundhog Day pitch meeting* You know how some rodents are clairvoyant?
February 2, 2026 at 12:00 PM
*Groundhog Day pitch meeting* You know how some rodents are clairvoyant?
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If you call it your morning constitutional, it sounds way better than shitting with your eyes closed and the shower running
February 5, 2026 at 1:10 PM
If you call it your morning constitutional, it sounds way better than shitting with your eyes closed and the shower running
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A magical package arrived today from up north and I love him very much. He is a @geraldinepiche.bsky.social original and an amazing gift that’s striking in person. If you don’t already, support their art and them (THEM!) because they’re very talented and kind and I promise you’ll love what you see.
February 10, 2026 at 11:30 PM
A magical package arrived today from up north and I love him very much. He is a @geraldinepiche.bsky.social original and an amazing gift that’s striking in person. If you don’t already, support their art and them (THEM!) because they’re very talented and kind and I promise you’ll love what you see.
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This town’s plenty big for the both of us. Get in here
February 12, 2026 at 1:35 PM
This town’s plenty big for the both of us. Get in here
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The Winter Olympics seem pretty easy. Get down that hill? Done
February 12, 2026 at 1:54 PM
The Winter Olympics seem pretty easy. Get down that hill? Done
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On the one hand, I’m self-aware. But on the other, I’m self-aware. You see the issue here
February 13, 2026 at 9:34 AM
On the one hand, I’m self-aware. But on the other, I’m self-aware. You see the issue here
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you let your cat sleep in your bed? i would let him finance a small business loan.
February 12, 2026 at 5:11 PM
you let your cat sleep in your bed? i would let him finance a small business loan.
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I stg if you’re a man and you step into my mentions telling me mournfully that for the good of the country, we must only nominate a straight white man, I will kick your username so far onto the blocklist you will become rectangular.
February 13, 2026 at 8:55 AM
I stg if you’re a man and you step into my mentions telling me mournfully that for the good of the country, we must only nominate a straight white man, I will kick your username so far onto the blocklist you will become rectangular.
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“What can we do? The country is too misogynistic, that’s why I, personally, think women should sit down and shut up.”
February 13, 2026 at 8:55 AM
“What can we do? The country is too misogynistic, that’s why I, personally, think women should sit down and shut up.”
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Curling looks like sweeping, which is a least favorite chore, and for that reason, no thank you.
February 12, 2026 at 10:46 PM
Curling looks like sweeping, which is a least favorite chore, and for that reason, no thank you.
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Had my colonoscopy today.
When they asked if I wanted to remove my Green Lantern cap I said:
“It will protect me by activating my power ring if someone tries to harvest my organs.”
They nodded understanding and/or fear and/or confusion.
Soon after I was safely in cryogenic colo-sleep.
When they asked if I wanted to remove my Green Lantern cap I said:
“It will protect me by activating my power ring if someone tries to harvest my organs.”
They nodded understanding and/or fear and/or confusion.
Soon after I was safely in cryogenic colo-sleep.
February 13, 2026 at 3:34 AM
Had my colonoscopy today.
When they asked if I wanted to remove my Green Lantern cap I said:
“It will protect me by activating my power ring if someone tries to harvest my organs.”
They nodded understanding and/or fear and/or confusion.
Soon after I was safely in cryogenic colo-sleep.
When they asked if I wanted to remove my Green Lantern cap I said:
“It will protect me by activating my power ring if someone tries to harvest my organs.”
They nodded understanding and/or fear and/or confusion.
Soon after I was safely in cryogenic colo-sleep.
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I’m trying to watch Antrum because so many people have tried to convince me it’s good. It is a struggle.
February 13, 2026 at 3:16 AM
I’m trying to watch Antrum because so many people have tried to convince me it’s good. It is a struggle.
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Wait you're mad at me? Sir or madam I will have you know that I am a dipshit, that anger is entirely a waste of your time and energy.
January 2, 2026 at 2:29 AM
Wait you're mad at me? Sir or madam I will have you know that I am a dipshit, that anger is entirely a waste of your time and energy.
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Bro Worf straight up sucks, easily the worst character in the trutrek series. At least Ensign Kim means well. I think in the 80s and especially the 90s when the culture was just so fucking MEAN, he didn't stand out as much, but he's a total shitshow. I don't hate the character per se but he suuuucks
people love worf and that's fine but im like why are you so into this dude who is mean to his amazing parents, abandons his son, and is such a controlling boyfriend he literally joins an anti-fun terrorism group on the sex planet to destroy fun
No Worfs
February 13, 2026 at 5:16 AM
Bro Worf straight up sucks, easily the worst character in the trutrek series. At least Ensign Kim means well. I think in the 80s and especially the 90s when the culture was just so fucking MEAN, he didn't stand out as much, but he's a total shitshow. I don't hate the character per se but he suuuucks
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My wife's review of olympic men's hockey is "not enough sex"
February 13, 2026 at 4:47 AM
My wife's review of olympic men's hockey is "not enough sex"