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"A court order issued Wednesday revealed that the city Department of Investigation (DOI) has an ongoing investigation of whether Mayor Eric Adams violated ethics laws — a probe that is proceeding even after the mayor got his corruption case tossed after the Trump Justice Department abandoned it."
City Investigators Haven't Given Up on Probing Eric Adams’ Conduct, Judge’s Order Reveals
Judge Dale Ho, forced by the Trump Justice Department to dismiss corruption charges against the mayor, opens the door for the Department of Investigation or Campaign Finance Board to use sealed materi...
www.thecity.nyc
December 4, 2025 at 5:14 AM
"A court order issued Wednesday revealed that the city Department of Investigation (DOI) has an ongoing investigation of whether Mayor Eric Adams violated ethics laws — a probe that is proceeding even after the mayor got his corruption case tossed after the Trump Justice Department abandoned it."
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Guess whose new comedy special is streaming Only On YouTube!
Whitney Cummings blasts backlash over Riyadh Comedy Festival
Cummings was one of many US comedians who traveled to Saudi Arabia for the festival
www.independent.co.uk
December 4, 2025 at 5:15 AM
Guess whose new comedy special is streaming Only On YouTube!
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For many, it's not really allyship. It's noblesse oblige - a sense of superiority that reinforces the hierarchy.
December 4, 2025 at 4:43 AM
For many, it's not really allyship. It's noblesse oblige - a sense of superiority that reinforces the hierarchy.
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that fucked up realization that sets in when the boxer realizes he's never gonna win by fighting
December 4, 2025 at 4:45 AM
that fucked up realization that sets in when the boxer realizes he's never gonna win by fighting
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(stabbing a sweet potato) sorry, nothing personal
December 3, 2025 at 11:44 PM
(stabbing a sweet potato) sorry, nothing personal
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SON: Can I have a cookie?
ME: Ask nicer.
SON: May I please have a cookie?
ME: Like a Canadian.
SON: So sorry, could I please trouble you for one of your delicious cookies, good sir, eh? It’s okay if you say no. There’s probably a more deserving child.
ME: *hands over cookie*
ME: Ask nicer.
SON: May I please have a cookie?
ME: Like a Canadian.
SON: So sorry, could I please trouble you for one of your delicious cookies, good sir, eh? It’s okay if you say no. There’s probably a more deserving child.
ME: *hands over cookie*
December 3, 2025 at 5:07 PM
SON: Can I have a cookie?
ME: Ask nicer.
SON: May I please have a cookie?
ME: Like a Canadian.
SON: So sorry, could I please trouble you for one of your delicious cookies, good sir, eh? It’s okay if you say no. There’s probably a more deserving child.
ME: *hands over cookie*
ME: Ask nicer.
SON: May I please have a cookie?
ME: Like a Canadian.
SON: So sorry, could I please trouble you for one of your delicious cookies, good sir, eh? It’s okay if you say no. There’s probably a more deserving child.
ME: *hands over cookie*
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Didn't need spotify telling me I'm an ancient boring piece of shit today
December 4, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Didn't need spotify telling me I'm an ancient boring piece of shit today
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If you want to feel like time is passing extremely slowly may I recommend the chair company
December 3, 2025 at 8:01 PM
If you want to feel like time is passing extremely slowly may I recommend the chair company
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a xmas song that tells everyone to shut
the fuck up
the fuck up
December 4, 2025 at 1:23 AM
a xmas song that tells everyone to shut
the fuck up
the fuck up
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[Gilbert Gottfried, screeching]
He tore her corset asunder, releasing her supple, milky breasts fro--
He tore her corset asunder, releasing her supple, milky breasts fro--
December 1, 2025 at 1:20 AM
[Gilbert Gottfried, screeching]
He tore her corset asunder, releasing her supple, milky breasts fro--
He tore her corset asunder, releasing her supple, milky breasts fro--
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my friends keep me humble
December 4, 2025 at 1:46 AM
my friends keep me humble
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I didn’t need these people to convince me to hate gambling, but I appreciate all the effort they’ve put into making my personal stance appear sane and reasonable.
The co-founder of Kalshi says: " The long-term vision is to financialize everything and create a tradable asset out of any difference in opinion."
December 4, 2025 at 5:30 AM
I didn’t need these people to convince me to hate gambling, but I appreciate all the effort they’ve put into making my personal stance appear sane and reasonable.
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day 28- A song that reminds you of someone important to you
ruby tuesday- the rolling stones
youtu.be/ADtnUC_ctNk?...
ruby tuesday- the rolling stones
youtu.be/ADtnUC_ctNk?...
December 4, 2025 at 4:27 AM
day 28- A song that reminds you of someone important to you
ruby tuesday- the rolling stones
youtu.be/ADtnUC_ctNk?...
ruby tuesday- the rolling stones
youtu.be/ADtnUC_ctNk?...
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[without an iota of insight into the intricacies or complexities of a process]
"This is some bullshit!"
"This is some bullshit!"
December 4, 2025 at 3:16 AM
[without an iota of insight into the intricacies or complexities of a process]
"This is some bullshit!"
"This is some bullshit!"
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as someone who has defended Hillary Clinton: you really don't have to defend her anymore
December 3, 2025 at 8:54 PM
as someone who has defended Hillary Clinton: you really don't have to defend her anymore
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people, you have the chance to put my book ahead of Olivia Nuzzi’s on the bestseller list. put aside all other considerations and think how objectively funny this would be. #1, that Mountain Goats guy. #2, Antivax Man Has My Heart. funniest list of the century. We can do this if we try
December 4, 2025 at 3:47 AM
people, you have the chance to put my book ahead of Olivia Nuzzi’s on the bestseller list. put aside all other considerations and think how objectively funny this would be. #1, that Mountain Goats guy. #2, Antivax Man Has My Heart. funniest list of the century. We can do this if we try
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They think they look tough. They look like losers. Imagine wearing tactical gear and a facemask in the city famous for people walking the streets all but naked and drunk
Commander Greg Bovino led a group of Border Patrol agents on walk around the French Quarter in New Orleans this afternoon.
December 4, 2025 at 2:07 AM
They think they look tough. They look like losers. Imagine wearing tactical gear and a facemask in the city famous for people walking the streets all but naked and drunk
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i will not be made a fool of
[life] lol hold my beer
[life] lol hold my beer
December 4, 2025 at 5:42 AM
i will not be made a fool of
[life] lol hold my beer
[life] lol hold my beer
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A quick tip: AI is notably bad at menorahs.
(Special mention for the blue glasses of Traditional Hanukkah Beverage)
(Special mention for the blue glasses of Traditional Hanukkah Beverage)
December 3, 2025 at 6:57 PM
A quick tip: AI is notably bad at menorahs.
(Special mention for the blue glasses of Traditional Hanukkah Beverage)
(Special mention for the blue glasses of Traditional Hanukkah Beverage)
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Religion note: Remember that pastor who was arrested protesting an ICE detention facility outside Chicago recently? The one who was photographed on the ground as officers arrested him?
That's Rev. Michael Woolf, and this is his church.
That's Rev. Michael Woolf, and this is his church.
December 4, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Religion note: Remember that pastor who was arrested protesting an ICE detention facility outside Chicago recently? The one who was photographed on the ground as officers arrested him?
That's Rev. Michael Woolf, and this is his church.
That's Rev. Michael Woolf, and this is his church.
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I dated a girl in college who claimed to be a witch but it turned out she was just really into Kate Bush
December 4, 2025 at 5:44 AM
I dated a girl in college who claimed to be a witch but it turned out she was just really into Kate Bush
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White people be like if I were keys where would I be
December 4, 2025 at 5:15 AM
White people be like if I were keys where would I be
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Several people have asked if I would be doing #ChampagneProblems for #Flansmas, as if I could resist the allure of FRANCE IN DECEMBER (filmed in July)! 😍 Die hard Flansmas fans know that I usually find the Netflix originals WAY too competently-made for my liking, but we'll find out tonight... 🍾🎄
December 4, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Several people have asked if I would be doing #ChampagneProblems for #Flansmas, as if I could resist the allure of FRANCE IN DECEMBER (filmed in July)! 😍 Die hard Flansmas fans know that I usually find the Netflix originals WAY too competently-made for my liking, but we'll find out tonight... 🍾🎄