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born miserable @bornmiserable.bsky.social · Feb 10
ATTENTION: my new online store is now open! this will be my new go-to for all merchandise going forward. two designs are available NOW for clothing, posters, stickers, and more - check it out at the link below SHARE WITH OTHERS AND GET THE WORD OUT I HAVE SPOKEN

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bornmiserable's Shop | Featuring custom t-shirts, prints, and more
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Dan Nye @ohhidannye.bsky.social · 2d
Come on

VOGUE (threateningly)
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Hi, it's Abby. Yep. @itsabbyyep.bsky.social · 4h
What if politics but good
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Josh Mankiewicz @joshmankiewicz.bsky.social · 5h
There are a million stories in The Naked City. This is one of them. www.fox13news.com/news/nude-fl...
Nude Florida man arrested after multiple home burglaries in Pinellas Park neighborhood
A nude Florida man was arrested on Tuesday after multiple home burglaries in a Pinellas Park neighborhood, according to officers.
www.fox13news.com
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Josh Mankiewicz @joshmankiewicz.bsky.social · 5h
Florida gotta Florida: www.motorbiscuit.com/wild-florida...
15 Wild 'Florida Man' Driving Stories
From crashing a convertible while shaving a bikini line to stealing a train for a joyride, these are raw Florida
www.motorbiscuit.com
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Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 7h
the subreddits for luxury watches are some of the darkest places on earth
Rolex subreddit post: My uncle has Alzheimer's and is often forgetful of his possessions. One of them is a Rolex Submariner. Would I be justified in taking and caring for it as my own instead of having it left neglected and forgotten in his jewelry box? Thanks.
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Jimmer Cork-Bottle @jimmerthatisall.bsky.social · 17h
These fridge magnets spell trouble.
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Josh Mankiewicz @joshmankiewicz.bsky.social · 5h
“When confronted, he reportedly showed no remorse and said he'd do it again. He was arrested for battery and booked into jail.” 🍔
daveandchuckthefreak.com/2025/10/14/f...
Florida Man Arrested For A 'Drive-By Cheeseburgering' Incident
A Florida man has been arrested after what's been described as a "Drive-by cheeseburgering" incident. I've never heard of anything quite like this.
daveandchuckthefreak.com
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born miserable @bornmiserable.bsky.social · 5h
Frog and Toad Are Gonna Fuck Shit Up
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born miserable @bornmiserable.bsky.social · 5h
what I’m saying is fuck Greg Abbott
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born miserable @bornmiserable.bsky.social · 5h
hahahaha
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born miserable @bornmiserable.bsky.social · 5h
that’s on you!
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born miserable @bornmiserable.bsky.social · 5h
absolutely I SUPPORT THIS I HAVE SPOKEN
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Lauren McKenzie @themckenziest.gay · 6h
I don’t even know where to begin with this blatant propaganda
After Israeli Withdrawal, Hamas Launches Violent Crackdown on Rivals in Gaza
Firefights and public executions have spread fear and raised concerns about a spiral of internecine violence. “I could hear gunfire all around.”
www.wsj.com
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 12h
X post today from Homeland Security @DHSgov that says "Remigrate." 3:06 PM · Oct 14, 2025
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Osaka: None/bun - A sack of nuns @osakanone.bsky.social · 11h
remigrate is not a dog whistle, and is open nazi language
Remigration Not to be confused with Return migration. Remigration is an originally European far-right proposal of ethnic cleansing[1] via the mass deportation of non-white immigrants and their descendants, sometimes including those born in Europe, to their place of racial ancestry.[2][3] It is popular especially within the Identitarian movement.[4][5] Some proponents of remigration suggest excluding some persons with non-European background from such a mass deportation, based on a varyingly defined degree of assimilation into European culture.[6][7][8] https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Remigration
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born miserable @bornmiserable.bsky.social · 6h
paint it all rainbows
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andy vs. @im-all-id.me · 7d
Love listening to a whimsical "magic bookstore in the woods" playlist while I increase value for shareholders
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gluggaveður 🕊️ @lscrapl.bsky.social · 6h
some of you make me want to be a better person but most of you just make me want to write progressively worse and worse skeets
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Tusk Jenkins @tuskjenkins.bsky.social · 6h
Aligning frequencies must be a sign that paths are converging, it's pretty obvious right because I don't want to tell my new car it'll know when it meets the ONE and not to confuse it with parking perfectly
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Bloody Mary (mirror entity, not cocktail) @marygillis.bsky.social · 6h
This woman steals Halloween candy from her kids and laughs when they blame each other. That is Messed Up.

And it's very weird that the advice giver doesn't tell the letter writer to really start noting any other casual cruelties their spouse is inflicting on their kids for their own amusement.
My Wife Pulls the Same Egregious Stunt Every Halloween. I’ve Had Enough.
She can't keep getting away with this.
slate.com
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born miserable @bornmiserable.bsky.social · 6h
if you unfollowed me for this post, you should have unfollowed me much sooner
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born miserable @bornmiserable.bsky.social · 6h
[Jack White voice] 🎶 PROTEIN, PROTEIN, PROTEIN, PROTEEEIIIINNN / I’M BEGGING OF YOU / DON’T BE A HEALTH THREAT TO MAN / PROTEIN, PROTEIN, PROTEIN, PROTEIN / PLEASE DON’T CONTAIN LEAD / JUST BECAUSE YOU CAN 🎶
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born miserable @bornmiserable.bsky.social · 6h
[Dolly Parton voice] 🎶 you might be a tasty shake / but it might be a big mistake / to drink you / protein / there’s a rumor you contain / enough lead to bring the pain / so I must resist you / protein 🎶
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born miserable @bornmiserable.bsky.social · 6h
[Dolly Parton voice] 🎶 protein, protein, protein, proteiiiin / I’m begging of you, please don’t contain any lead 🎶
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gamera obscura @ohrobin.bsky.social · 6h
maybe i want a lot of lead in my shake, judgy
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