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Anticipatory grief is knowing I have maybe ten years to write you a great eulogy, like you asked me once a long time ago, while also slowly grieving each piece of you we lose while you’re still here— keeping that all in my mind while still trying to push it away, just so I can fully enjoy the moment
February 11, 2026 at 6:43 AM
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ATTENTION: inspired by @amybrown.xyz, the Please Ask Me About Gay shirt is out. 100% of the profits will be split among:

• National Center For Transgender Equality
• It Gets Better
• The Trevor Project
• National Queer and Trans Therapists of Color

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Please Ask Me About Gay Men's T-Shirt | bornmiserable's shop of horrors
Please Ask Me About Gay on Men's T-Shirt – please ask me about gay. that's about it. inspired by a post on Bluesky by @amybrown.xyz.
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February 10, 2026 at 11:25 PM
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just found out the puppy bowl (12mil) got twice as many viewers as the tpusa halftime show (6mil) and im extremely disappointed at how few viewers that is. the puppy bowl deserved better.
February 10, 2026 at 11:35 PM
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"What a week, huh?"
"Lemon, I just poisoned you."
January 22, 2026 at 5:52 AM
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When someone tells me how old their child is I say "that's such a fun age" even if it's 37
February 10, 2026 at 1:42 AM
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1 bed, 1 bath, and several other rooms they might find your body in
February 10, 2026 at 11:29 PM
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The video is of course of Aurora IL PD cops beating the fuck out of minor kids exercising their constitutionally protected rights to assembly and speech to protest police state brutality against their friends and family
February 11, 2026 at 12:21 AM
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when it comes to running away from my problems i’ve got the athleticism down but i really need to work on my artistry
February 10, 2026 at 11:21 PM
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Bovino sent this email at 3:11 p.m. on Oct. 4.

This is what the scene looked like at 2:48 p.m. when the first group of feds made their exit. They gassed people again at 3:27 p.m.

So during this attack, Bovino congratulated his guy who kicked everything off by shooting a woman five times.
February 11, 2026 at 12:10 AM
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Hey, my name is in the Epstein files! I've told the story before, but should probably re-up.

TLDR: never met the guy, never took (or asked for) any money from him, never visited the island. I was invited to the island, and said no.

It's not that hard to just say no.
February 9, 2026 at 3:38 PM
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Identifying and warning about the white supremacist & neo-Nazi threats is public interest reporting done for the safety of our communities.

Please unsuspend @bywayofplymouth.bsky.social.

@bsky.app @safety.bsky.app @support.bsky.team
Our friends over at @bywayofplymouth.bsky.social got a permanent account ban, presumably for doxing fascists.

They’ve appealed, but it looks like Bluesky is not really a safe place for antifascist researchers who expose fascists.
February 10, 2026 at 6:58 PM
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Contractor: So what features do you want for your parking lot?

Trader Joes: Too small. Hard to access. Counter-intuitive. Same as always
February 9, 2026 at 2:45 AM
ATTENTION: inspired by @amybrown.xyz, the Please Ask Me About Gay shirt is out. 100% of the profits will be split among:

• National Center For Transgender Equality
• It Gets Better
• The Trevor Project
• National Queer and Trans Therapists of Color

bornmiserable.threadless.com/designs/plea...
Please Ask Me About Gay Men's T-Shirt | bornmiserable's shop of horrors
Please Ask Me About Gay on Men's T-Shirt – please ask me about gay. that's about it. inspired by a post on Bluesky by @amybrown.xyz.
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February 10, 2026 at 11:25 PM
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i think this thing i love most about the internet is how normal it is
February 9, 2026 at 11:09 PM
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Hot cocoa is a type of soup: the case for bluesky drafts
February 10, 2026 at 12:51 PM
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Kid rock being famous is proof that white patriarchal privilege exists because what the actual fuck, guys
February 9, 2026 at 10:00 PM
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Good news, crypto bros! Theres never been a better time for you to start smoking
February 10, 2026 at 5:26 PM
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🚨TIJUANA BIBLE #1 IS READY🚨

I GOT 25 PRINTED COPIES OF MY FIRST TIJUANA BIBLE LET ME KNOW IF YOU WANT ONE THEY WILL BE AUTOGRAPHED
February 7, 2026 at 6:42 PM
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who called him Jeff Bezos and not Lex Loser
February 8, 2026 at 7:48 AM
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“If all the names in the Epstein files are released then our entire system will collapse.”

Works for me.
February 10, 2026 at 7:54 PM
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Your ass is experiencing the inevitable burnout of working too hard. Consider giving your ass a sabbatical and allowing your ass to reconnect with the passion that was driving it in the first place. It'll be a better ass with time to recharge and reflect on is accomplishments.
you have an ass that just won’t quit. you have an ass that never calls in sick. your ass has perfect attendance. everyone can depend on your ass. your ass deserves that promotion. congratulate that ass.
February 10, 2026 at 8:40 PM
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Don’t make me have to make a PowerPoint over this😁
February 10, 2026 at 7:26 PM
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happy dog with a too big stick trying to get through a door is my entire life energy
February 10, 2026 at 4:42 PM
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*talking into a banana* no you hang up first
February 10, 2026 at 7:19 PM
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no, babe, it’s okay that you’re not stacy’s mom. i still think you’ve got it going on.
February 10, 2026 at 4:30 PM