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· Feb 10
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Anticipatory grief is knowing I have maybe ten years to write you a great eulogy, like you asked me once a long time ago, while also slowly grieving each piece of you we lose while you’re still here— keeping that all in my mind while still trying to push it away, just so I can fully enjoy the moment
February 11, 2026 at 6:43 AM
Anticipatory grief is knowing I have maybe ten years to write you a great eulogy, like you asked me once a long time ago, while also slowly grieving each piece of you we lose while you’re still here— keeping that all in my mind while still trying to push it away, just so I can fully enjoy the moment
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just found out the puppy bowl (12mil) got twice as many viewers as the tpusa halftime show (6mil) and im extremely disappointed at how few viewers that is. the puppy bowl deserved better.
February 10, 2026 at 11:35 PM
just found out the puppy bowl (12mil) got twice as many viewers as the tpusa halftime show (6mil) and im extremely disappointed at how few viewers that is. the puppy bowl deserved better.
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"What a week, huh?"
"Lemon, I just poisoned you."
"Lemon, I just poisoned you."
January 22, 2026 at 5:52 AM
"What a week, huh?"
"Lemon, I just poisoned you."
"Lemon, I just poisoned you."
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When someone tells me how old their child is I say "that's such a fun age" even if it's 37
February 10, 2026 at 1:42 AM
When someone tells me how old their child is I say "that's such a fun age" even if it's 37
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1 bed, 1 bath, and several other rooms they might find your body in
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February 10, 2026 at 11:29 PM
1 bed, 1 bath, and several other rooms they might find your body in
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The video is of course of Aurora IL PD cops beating the fuck out of minor kids exercising their constitutionally protected rights to assembly and speech to protest police state brutality against their friends and family
During a student-led walkout protesting federal immigration arrests, three students from East Aurora High School were taken into custody by police, but video has some questioning police tactics.
Video: 3 students arrested, officer injured in skirmish during teen anti-ICE walkouts in Aurora
During a student-led walkout protesting federal immigration arrests, three students from East Aurora High School were taken into custody by police, but video has some questioning police tactics.
www.shawlocal.com
February 11, 2026 at 12:21 AM
The video is of course of Aurora IL PD cops beating the fuck out of minor kids exercising their constitutionally protected rights to assembly and speech to protest police state brutality against their friends and family
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when it comes to running away from my problems i’ve got the athleticism down but i really need to work on my artistry
February 10, 2026 at 11:21 PM
when it comes to running away from my problems i’ve got the athleticism down but i really need to work on my artistry
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Bovino sent this email at 3:11 p.m. on Oct. 4.
This is what the scene looked like at 2:48 p.m. when the first group of feds made their exit. They gassed people again at 3:27 p.m.
So during this attack, Bovino congratulated his guy who kicked everything off by shooting a woman five times.
This is what the scene looked like at 2:48 p.m. when the first group of feds made their exit. They gassed people again at 3:27 p.m.
So during this attack, Bovino congratulated his guy who kicked everything off by shooting a woman five times.
February 11, 2026 at 12:10 AM
Bovino sent this email at 3:11 p.m. on Oct. 4.
This is what the scene looked like at 2:48 p.m. when the first group of feds made their exit. They gassed people again at 3:27 p.m.
So during this attack, Bovino congratulated his guy who kicked everything off by shooting a woman five times.
This is what the scene looked like at 2:48 p.m. when the first group of feds made their exit. They gassed people again at 3:27 p.m.
So during this attack, Bovino congratulated his guy who kicked everything off by shooting a woman five times.
February 11, 2026 at 12:12 AM
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Hey, my name is in the Epstein files! I've told the story before, but should probably re-up.
TLDR: never met the guy, never took (or asked for) any money from him, never visited the island. I was invited to the island, and said no.
It's not that hard to just say no.
TLDR: never met the guy, never took (or asked for) any money from him, never visited the island. I was invited to the island, and said no.
It's not that hard to just say no.
February 9, 2026 at 3:38 PM
Hey, my name is in the Epstein files! I've told the story before, but should probably re-up.
TLDR: never met the guy, never took (or asked for) any money from him, never visited the island. I was invited to the island, and said no.
It's not that hard to just say no.
TLDR: never met the guy, never took (or asked for) any money from him, never visited the island. I was invited to the island, and said no.
It's not that hard to just say no.
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Identifying and warning about the white supremacist & neo-Nazi threats is public interest reporting done for the safety of our communities.
Please unsuspend @bywayofplymouth.bsky.social.
@bsky.app @safety.bsky.app @support.bsky.team
Please unsuspend @bywayofplymouth.bsky.social.
@bsky.app @safety.bsky.app @support.bsky.team
Our friends over at @bywayofplymouth.bsky.social got a permanent account ban, presumably for doxing fascists.
They’ve appealed, but it looks like Bluesky is not really a safe place for antifascist researchers who expose fascists.
They’ve appealed, but it looks like Bluesky is not really a safe place for antifascist researchers who expose fascists.
February 10, 2026 at 6:58 PM
Identifying and warning about the white supremacist & neo-Nazi threats is public interest reporting done for the safety of our communities.
Please unsuspend @bywayofplymouth.bsky.social.
@bsky.app @safety.bsky.app @support.bsky.team
Please unsuspend @bywayofplymouth.bsky.social.
@bsky.app @safety.bsky.app @support.bsky.team
HOORAY ABBY APPROVED YEP
February 10, 2026 at 11:41 PM
HOORAY ABBY APPROVED YEP
pfffft YOU LOOK AMAZING ALWAYS TELL HER @nickdammit.bsky.social WE HAVE SPOKEN
February 10, 2026 at 11:41 PM
pfffft YOU LOOK AMAZING ALWAYS TELL HER @nickdammit.bsky.social WE HAVE SPOKEN
you look timeless as always Abby YEP ONE GAZILLION OUT OF 10 NEVER FORGET IT I HAVE SPOKEN
February 10, 2026 at 11:35 PM
you look timeless as always Abby YEP ONE GAZILLION OUT OF 10 NEVER FORGET IT I HAVE SPOKEN
you’re full of ONE GAZILLION OUT OF 10 is what that is YES BROOKE I HAVE SPOKEN
February 10, 2026 at 11:34 PM
you’re full of ONE GAZILLION OUT OF 10 is what that is YES BROOKE I HAVE SPOKEN
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Contractor: So what features do you want for your parking lot?
Trader Joes: Too small. Hard to access. Counter-intuitive. Same as always
Trader Joes: Too small. Hard to access. Counter-intuitive. Same as always
February 9, 2026 at 2:45 AM
Contractor: So what features do you want for your parking lot?
Trader Joes: Too small. Hard to access. Counter-intuitive. Same as always
Trader Joes: Too small. Hard to access. Counter-intuitive. Same as always
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it is out. includes women's and kids shirts and mugs and caps and all that jazz; all proceeds are donated to worthwhile causes because why the fuck not I HAVE SPOKEN
it is out. includes women's and kids shirts and mugs and caps and all that jazz; all proceeds are donated to worthwhile causes because why the fuck not I HAVE SPOKEN
ATTENTION: inspired by @amybrown.xyz, the Please Ask Me About Gay shirt is out. 100% of the profits will be split among:
• National Center For Transgender Equality
• It Gets Better
• The Trevor Project
• National Queer and Trans Therapists of Color
bornmiserable.threadless.com/designs/plea...
• National Center For Transgender Equality
• It Gets Better
• The Trevor Project
• National Queer and Trans Therapists of Color
bornmiserable.threadless.com/designs/plea...
Please Ask Me About Gay Men's T-Shirt | bornmiserable's shop of horrors
Please Ask Me About Gay on Men's T-Shirt – please ask me about gay. that's about it. inspired by a post on Bluesky by @amybrown.xyz.
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February 10, 2026 at 11:31 PM
bsky.app/profile/did:...
it is out. includes women's and kids shirts and mugs and caps and all that jazz; all proceeds are donated to worthwhile causes because why the fuck not I HAVE SPOKEN
it is out. includes women's and kids shirts and mugs and caps and all that jazz; all proceeds are donated to worthwhile causes because why the fuck not I HAVE SPOKEN
ATTENTION: inspired by @amybrown.xyz, the Please Ask Me About Gay shirt is out. 100% of the profits will be split among:
• National Center For Transgender Equality
• It Gets Better
• The Trevor Project
• National Queer and Trans Therapists of Color
bornmiserable.threadless.com/designs/plea...
• National Center For Transgender Equality
• It Gets Better
• The Trevor Project
• National Queer and Trans Therapists of Color
bornmiserable.threadless.com/designs/plea...
Please Ask Me About Gay Men's T-Shirt | bornmiserable's shop of horrors
Please Ask Me About Gay on Men's T-Shirt – please ask me about gay. that's about it. inspired by a post on Bluesky by @amybrown.xyz.
bornmiserable.threadless.com
February 10, 2026 at 11:25 PM
ATTENTION: inspired by @amybrown.xyz, the Please Ask Me About Gay shirt is out. 100% of the profits will be split among:
• National Center For Transgender Equality
• It Gets Better
• The Trevor Project
• National Queer and Trans Therapists of Color
bornmiserable.threadless.com/designs/plea...
• National Center For Transgender Equality
• It Gets Better
• The Trevor Project
• National Queer and Trans Therapists of Color
bornmiserable.threadless.com/designs/plea...
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i think this thing i love most about the internet is how normal it is
February 9, 2026 at 11:09 PM
i think this thing i love most about the internet is how normal it is
mmm mmm mmm, nothing like a hot bowl of Campbell's alphabet cocoa
February 10, 2026 at 10:31 PM
mmm mmm mmm, nothing like a hot bowl of Campbell's alphabet cocoa
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Hot cocoa is a type of soup: the case for bluesky drafts
February 10, 2026 at 12:51 PM
Hot cocoa is a type of soup: the case for bluesky drafts
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Kid rock being famous is proof that white patriarchal privilege exists because what the actual fuck, guys
February 9, 2026 at 10:00 PM
Kid rock being famous is proof that white patriarchal privilege exists because what the actual fuck, guys
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Good news, crypto bros! Theres never been a better time for you to start smoking
February 10, 2026 at 5:26 PM
Good news, crypto bros! Theres never been a better time for you to start smoking
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🚨TIJUANA BIBLE #1 IS READY🚨
I GOT 25 PRINTED COPIES OF MY FIRST TIJUANA BIBLE LET ME KNOW IF YOU WANT ONE THEY WILL BE AUTOGRAPHED
I GOT 25 PRINTED COPIES OF MY FIRST TIJUANA BIBLE LET ME KNOW IF YOU WANT ONE THEY WILL BE AUTOGRAPHED
February 7, 2026 at 6:42 PM
🚨TIJUANA BIBLE #1 IS READY🚨
I GOT 25 PRINTED COPIES OF MY FIRST TIJUANA BIBLE LET ME KNOW IF YOU WANT ONE THEY WILL BE AUTOGRAPHED
I GOT 25 PRINTED COPIES OF MY FIRST TIJUANA BIBLE LET ME KNOW IF YOU WANT ONE THEY WILL BE AUTOGRAPHED
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who called him Jeff Bezos and not Lex Loser
February 8, 2026 at 7:48 AM
who called him Jeff Bezos and not Lex Loser