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a thread of cover songs from the archive for the day; first off, a cover of Bryan Ferry’s A Fool For Love:

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A Fool for Love (Bryan Ferry acoustic cover)
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February 14, 2026 at 6:29 PM
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weird my candy conversation heart said hillary did bengazi
February 14, 2026 at 4:15 PM
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usb is short for unlimited sandwich bar
February 14, 2026 at 6:22 AM
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Now that I'm older, I no longer have a red race-car bed. Now I have a beige, sensible sedan bed.
August 16, 2023 at 11:19 PM
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Getting told you're being downsized hits differently when you work at the shrink-ray factory.
February 11, 2026 at 3:00 PM
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get the kid in the brown hoodie a scholarship
February 13, 2026 at 10:28 PM
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Cartoon: If anyone in Chicago knows this school or an anti ICE organization affiliated with them I would be happy to donate this art. I only wish I could have fully Sal Buscema-ed that punch :)
February 14, 2026 at 12:23 AM
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eat a dick? ok maybe i can see it.
but eat a BAG of dicks? well now you’re just being ridiculous
February 14, 2026 at 7:08 AM
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you bring the doom, I’ll bring the gloom
February 14, 2026 at 9:26 AM
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"yeah I'm gonna punch you in the face"
February 14, 2026 at 5:31 AM
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Animaniacs and Freakazoid?? Let's fucking goooooo
In cartoon news, Tubi just revealed practically the entirety of the classic Warner Bros/Hanna-Barbera/Cartoon Network library is coming to the platform this March.

For those who don't wanna visit the bird site, here's the full list of what's coming.
February 14, 2026 at 8:56 AM
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hi all, i'm in a really bad spot and i could use some help covering bills and getting something to eat 🖤 ty
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February 13, 2026 at 9:14 PM
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DHS is just a relic from the overreaction to 9/11 and all the opportunistic skullduggery that took advantage of it. There was never any need for it. Let it be dead. Its abrupt dissolution will be a bit chaotic but fuck it we ball.
February 14, 2026 at 7:35 AM
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would you love me even if I said supposably
February 14, 2026 at 3:47 AM
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I have my phone bill due soon for $37. If I can't get it covered I will have to borrow money from cashapp and that means I will be behind $37 for next month. I'm trying to survive on about $600/month SSI and it's really unforgiving. TY if you can help.

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February 14, 2026 at 5:15 AM
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somebody give 17 more dollars pls, if somebody could
I have my phone bill due soon for $37. If I can't get it covered I will have to borrow money from cashapp and that means I will be behind $37 for next month. I'm trying to survive on about $600/month SSI and it's really unforgiving. TY if you can help.

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February 14, 2026 at 7:51 AM
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Last night, my cousin built a bonfire at the beach and then shot himself in the head. He had 2 young sons but couldn’t hold on any longer. His last text to his sister was “It’s raining next week, do you still have the umbrella I gave you?”
February 14, 2026 at 5:02 AM
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mental illness is like Lay's potato chips: I can't have just one
February 12, 2026 at 8:14 AM
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January 14, 2025 at 11:37 PM
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happy galentine’s day 💜
February 13, 2026 at 6:09 PM
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Ogden Nash's poem "To My Valentine" was published in the February 15, 1941 issue of The New Yorker. (image from The New Yorker archive) 💌
February 14, 2026 at 1:52 AM
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Remember, kids: it's always just and right to punch a Nazi in the face or dick
February 22, 2025 at 4:07 PM
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your wurlitzer bro. it's playing a song that has yet to be written about a time that will never come bro. its sad haunting beauty is making mockery of the trivial dramas and petty jealousies with which we fill our meaningless days. it's freaking me the fuck out bro.
February 14, 2026 at 4:34 AM
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For this and a thousand other crimes both known and forgotten, this nation does not deserve to survive.
February 14, 2026 at 4:31 AM