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· Feb 10
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Curling looks like sweeping, which is a least favorite chore, and for that reason, no thank you.
February 12, 2026 at 10:46 PM
Curling looks like sweeping, which is a least favorite chore, and for that reason, no thank you.
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Had my colonoscopy today.
When they asked if I wanted to remove my Green Lantern cap I said:
“It will protect me by activating my power ring if someone tries to harvest my organs.”
They nodded understanding and/or fear and/or confusion.
Soon after I was safely in cryogenic colo-sleep.
When they asked if I wanted to remove my Green Lantern cap I said:
“It will protect me by activating my power ring if someone tries to harvest my organs.”
They nodded understanding and/or fear and/or confusion.
Soon after I was safely in cryogenic colo-sleep.
February 13, 2026 at 3:34 AM
Had my colonoscopy today.
When they asked if I wanted to remove my Green Lantern cap I said:
“It will protect me by activating my power ring if someone tries to harvest my organs.”
They nodded understanding and/or fear and/or confusion.
Soon after I was safely in cryogenic colo-sleep.
When they asked if I wanted to remove my Green Lantern cap I said:
“It will protect me by activating my power ring if someone tries to harvest my organs.”
They nodded understanding and/or fear and/or confusion.
Soon after I was safely in cryogenic colo-sleep.
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I’m trying to watch Antrum because so many people have tried to convince me it’s good. It is a struggle.
February 13, 2026 at 3:16 AM
I’m trying to watch Antrum because so many people have tried to convince me it’s good. It is a struggle.
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Wait you're mad at me? Sir or madam I will have you know that I am a dipshit, that anger is entirely a waste of your time and energy.
January 2, 2026 at 2:29 AM
Wait you're mad at me? Sir or madam I will have you know that I am a dipshit, that anger is entirely a waste of your time and energy.
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Bro Worf straight up sucks, easily the worst character in the trutrek series. At least Ensign Kim means well. I think in the 80s and especially the 90s when the culture was just so fucking MEAN, he didn't stand out as much, but he's a total shitshow. I don't hate the character per se but he suuuucks
people love worf and that's fine but im like why are you so into this dude who is mean to his amazing parents, abandons his son, and is such a controlling boyfriend he literally joins an anti-fun terrorism group on the sex planet to destroy fun
No Worfs
February 13, 2026 at 5:16 AM
Bro Worf straight up sucks, easily the worst character in the trutrek series. At least Ensign Kim means well. I think in the 80s and especially the 90s when the culture was just so fucking MEAN, he didn't stand out as much, but he's a total shitshow. I don't hate the character per se but he suuuucks
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My wife's review of olympic men's hockey is "not enough sex"
February 13, 2026 at 4:47 AM
My wife's review of olympic men's hockey is "not enough sex"
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who called him Jeff Bezos and not Lex Loser
February 8, 2026 at 7:48 AM
who called him Jeff Bezos and not Lex Loser
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im a keep saying crazy shit as long as the world continues to be insane
February 13, 2026 at 3:51 AM
im a keep saying crazy shit as long as the world continues to be insane
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If "Covid + Tuberculosis Spreading Through ICE Concentration Camps" isn't the most 2026 headline, I don't know what is ☹️
February 13, 2026 at 1:03 AM
If "Covid + Tuberculosis Spreading Through ICE Concentration Camps" isn't the most 2026 headline, I don't know what is ☹️
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Sometimes when I'm bored I text a bunch of family members " I hope you're sitting down" then turn off my phone
February 12, 2026 at 9:09 PM
Sometimes when I'm bored I text a bunch of family members " I hope you're sitting down" then turn off my phone
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if i was in charge of flags i would tell all these indistinguishable 3 stripe countries to fucken lock in and get their shit together
February 13, 2026 at 5:11 AM
if i was in charge of flags i would tell all these indistinguishable 3 stripe countries to fucken lock in and get their shit together
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Jeffrey Epstein to Bill Gates in December 2016:
“come to visit the island. new adminstration people visiting”
(www.justice.gov/epstein/file...)
“come to visit the island. new adminstration people visiting”
(www.justice.gov/epstein/file...)
February 13, 2026 at 3:45 AM
Jeffrey Epstein to Bill Gates in December 2016:
“come to visit the island. new adminstration people visiting”
(www.justice.gov/epstein/file...)
“come to visit the island. new adminstration people visiting”
(www.justice.gov/epstein/file...)
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ever hang out with someone you think is very complex and deep then realize that they’re just a depressed moron with tattoos
February 13, 2026 at 3:39 AM
ever hang out with someone you think is very complex and deep then realize that they’re just a depressed moron with tattoos
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mental illness is like Lay's potato chips: I can't have just one
February 12, 2026 at 8:14 AM
mental illness is like Lay's potato chips: I can't have just one
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a huge collective thank you from my coworkers & the patients we support to @hillenjoyer.bsky.social for shipping up a donation of a few hundred 3d printed whistles 💛💛💛
February 11, 2026 at 4:28 PM
a huge collective thank you from my coworkers & the patients we support to @hillenjoyer.bsky.social for shipping up a donation of a few hundred 3d printed whistles 💛💛💛
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the way all this shit has been impacting the kiddos of our communities is layers of upsetting
February 13, 2026 at 4:21 AM
the way all this shit has been impacting the kiddos of our communities is layers of upsetting
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Dropkicka en fascist om dagen, det är bra för magen!
February 12, 2026 at 10:55 AM
Dropkicka en fascist om dagen, det är bra för magen!
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You can’t offload emotional labor. Believe me, I’ve tried
February 11, 2026 at 8:50 PM
You can’t offload emotional labor. Believe me, I’ve tried
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Bad Bunny = frontman
Kid Rock = affrontman
Kid Rock = affrontman
February 12, 2026 at 10:46 AM
Bad Bunny = frontman
Kid Rock = affrontman
Kid Rock = affrontman
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here's hoping our robot overlords will be marginally better than our current human overlords
February 12, 2026 at 9:11 AM
here's hoping our robot overlords will be marginally better than our current human overlords
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What's so amazing about Jim Henson as a puppeteer is that he could literally be explaining that Kermit is made out of felt and ping pong balls and yet Kermit still feels alive the whole time he's doing it
February 11, 2026 at 10:03 PM
What's so amazing about Jim Henson as a puppeteer is that he could literally be explaining that Kermit is made out of felt and ping pong balls and yet Kermit still feels alive the whole time he's doing it
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omg they even ate the bones
June 29, 2025 at 7:06 PM
omg they even ate the bones
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*holding a press conference* i did not cahoot with that man
February 11, 2026 at 6:07 PM
*holding a press conference* i did not cahoot with that man
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Death sits in a corner at a Starbucks and tastes a pumpkin spice latte for the first time. “It’s actually quite good,” he muses to himself. The name written on his cup says “Derp”.
January 31, 2026 at 2:58 PM
Death sits in a corner at a Starbucks and tastes a pumpkin spice latte for the first time. “It’s actually quite good,” he muses to himself. The name written on his cup says “Derp”.