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if roseanne barr married jeffrey epstein, she’d be roseanne epstein-barr it’s 3:56am hello insomnia you stupid motherf
January 2, 2026 at 8:56 AM
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When you need to record a self tape, but acid reflux has to hit first:

#actorslife
February 16, 2026 at 6:09 AM
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Apps are just programs that are made to sell other programs
February 16, 2026 at 6:09 AM
[Steven Tyler voice] 🎶 na na, na na / TWO DUDES AREN’T REQUIRED 🎶
i saw a video saying two dudes aren’t required, it could be a dude and a lady, but so far no one has chosen that combo.
February 16, 2026 at 6:08 AM
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this is the future liberals want
i saw a video saying two dudes aren’t required, it could be a dude and a lady, but so far no one has chosen that combo.
February 16, 2026 at 5:07 AM
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ME: happy valentine’s day

NEIL DEGRASSE TYSON: *slaps heart-shaped box out of my hands* an actual heart is shaped nothing like that
February 14, 2025 at 3:19 PM
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tuki has a love hate relationship with water
February 15, 2026 at 4:30 AM
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everyone knows murderous drug dealers love fixing cars
CCTV footage appears to show DHS agents posing as people having car trouble in order to lure a target out of his house before arresting them. The target comes out and starts helping them before 3 vehicles surround the scene. The car "experiencing" trouble then drives off with them.
February 15, 2026 at 4:42 AM
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*bumps table with leg and a glass tips over* ugh i kneed a drink
February 15, 2026 at 11:33 PM
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who up johnin they wick
February 16, 2026 at 4:47 AM
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October 18, 2024 at 6:26 PM
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it really can't be said enough that this is a person who has dined with the president of the united states
Fuentes then fantasizes about “breeding gulags”: “So just like Hitler imprisoned Gypsies, Jews, communists, you know, all of his political rivals, we have to do the same thing with women… They go to the breeding gulags. The good ones will be liberated. The bad ones will toil in the mines forever.”
February 12, 2026 at 4:11 PM
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E. coli is a hell of a drug.
RFK Jr: I'm not scared of a germ. I used to snort cocaine off of toilet seats.
February 12, 2026 at 8:15 PM
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Still not over RFK Jr. being on record saying he snorted cocaine off of a toilet seat because all I can picture is a tiny speck of poo going up his nose along with the coke. Between eating roadkill, swimming in sewage, and snorting poop dust, bro is a walking Petri dish. 🤢
February 13, 2026 at 3:49 AM
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Not one to grease the cruel wheels of capitalism, I am instead going to withdraw my flageolet from my vest pocket and play every Michael McDonald song to my wife this Valentine’s Day
February 13, 2026 at 12:59 AM
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February 13, 2026 at 7:36 PM
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"I think camp counselors should save drowning children instead of having sex"
February 13, 2026 at 9:03 PM
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When I say I stand on business this what I mean.
February 13, 2026 at 8:55 PM
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Roses are red
Our resolve hasn't faltered
February 14, 2025 at 1:38 PM
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“…the white people voting, electing the white leaders…”
Kristi Noem: "When it gets to Election Day, we've been proactive to make sure we have the right people voting, electing the right leaders to lead this country."
February 14, 2026 at 4:12 PM
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Amateurs. I show my tits from balconies in New Orleans every day of the year.
February 12, 2026 at 8:03 PM
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sorry Pink Floyd, turns out that we needed education. a lot of it. all of the education, really
February 15, 2026 at 5:38 AM
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Check their hard drives immediately.
Fox News has sunk down into the pits of Hell. They are joking about Epstein being a fixer. A sex rabbi

He’s a monster and needs to be kicked off the air.
Fox Hosts Blasted for Joking That Epstein Is a ‘Sex Rabbi’
Viewers were appalled that “The Five” hosts could be so blithe about child sexual abuse.
www.thedailybeast.com
February 15, 2026 at 9:46 PM
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I’m at Goodwill and there is a 70 year old man sitting outside the dressing rooms playing a penis enlargement instructional video on his phone at full volume
February 15, 2026 at 9:54 PM
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Don’t know this guy from Adam but I like him
#IceOutPlymouth
February 15, 2026 at 3:06 PM