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· Feb 10
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bitch i’m not late i’m on moon time
December 3, 2025 at 9:09 PM
bitch i’m not late i’m on moon time
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them: what child is this who laid to rest on mary’s lap is sleeping?
me: i dunno. mary’s?
me: i dunno. mary’s?
December 3, 2025 at 9:37 PM
them: what child is this who laid to rest on mary’s lap is sleeping?
me: i dunno. mary’s?
me: i dunno. mary’s?
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I thought three-bean casserole was a recipe and not a warning. I added a fourth bean. Oh, my blasphemy, my hubris! Dear lord, forgive me. I have unleashed the Balrog. They are called Legion for they are many. The Outer Gods and The Old Ones roam the earth. Oh cursed bean!
December 3, 2025 at 8:11 PM
I thought three-bean casserole was a recipe and not a warning. I added a fourth bean. Oh, my blasphemy, my hubris! Dear lord, forgive me. I have unleashed the Balrog. They are called Legion for they are many. The Outer Gods and The Old Ones roam the earth. Oh cursed bean!
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TRENT REZNOR: and you could have it all, my empire of dirt
GARDENERS: oh fuck yes
GARDENERS: oh fuck yes
September 8, 2023 at 4:50 AM
TRENT REZNOR: and you could have it all, my empire of dirt
GARDENERS: oh fuck yes
GARDENERS: oh fuck yes
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you will be visited by four ghosts on Christmas Eve: the Ghost of Christmas Past, the Ghost of Christmas Present, the Ghost of Christmas Future, and Patrick Swayze, who will assist you in pottery class
December 11, 2023 at 10:57 PM
you will be visited by four ghosts on Christmas Eve: the Ghost of Christmas Past, the Ghost of Christmas Present, the Ghost of Christmas Future, and Patrick Swayze, who will assist you in pottery class
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I feel this in my bones today
Baby, It’s Cold Outside, Extremely Depressing Inside, and Emotionally Exhausting Beyond Repair Everywhere Else
December 3, 2025 at 1:48 PM
I feel this in my bones today
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25 of the funniest posts we’ve seen on Bluesky this week www.thepoke.com/2025/12/03/2...
December 3, 2025 at 7:00 AM
25 of the funniest posts we’ve seen on Bluesky this week www.thepoke.com/2025/12/03/2...
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I had TWO yesterday for the first time in maybe 20 years
they were perfect 🤩
they were perfect 🤩
microwave burrito, my beloved
December 3, 2025 at 8:47 AM
I had TWO yesterday for the first time in maybe 20 years
they were perfect 🤩
they were perfect 🤩
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You should be able call out of work "hmm, not feeling it"
November 25, 2025 at 4:59 PM
You should be able call out of work "hmm, not feeling it"
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You can pry my triple shot macchiato with 5 syrup pumps and pumpkin spice foam from my cold, dead hands (because it killed me)
November 30, 2025 at 5:22 PM
You can pry my triple shot macchiato with 5 syrup pumps and pumpkin spice foam from my cold, dead hands (because it killed me)
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me, and I am wearing a cloak and standing on a mountain: hello. do i know you from a different lifetime
season 5 of stranger things, also wearing a cloak: hello. definitely
season 5 of stranger things, also wearing a cloak: hello. definitely
December 3, 2025 at 9:00 AM
me, and I am wearing a cloak and standing on a mountain: hello. do i know you from a different lifetime
season 5 of stranger things, also wearing a cloak: hello. definitely
season 5 of stranger things, also wearing a cloak: hello. definitely
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babie gorl has chompers
December 1, 2025 at 2:26 PM
babie gorl has chompers
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i fucking love [spins wheel] the smell of vicks vapo rub
December 2, 2025 at 10:55 PM
i fucking love [spins wheel] the smell of vicks vapo rub
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microwave burrito, my beloved
December 2, 2025 at 9:22 PM
microwave burrito, my beloved
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watching golden girls, the episode where blanche and dorothy are on a live tv show pretending to be lesbians and i just… lmao i love this show.
December 2, 2025 at 9:04 PM
watching golden girls, the episode where blanche and dorothy are on a live tv show pretending to be lesbians and i just… lmao i love this show.
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One day I hope humans around the world can end the violence and settle our differences with a pie fight
December 3, 2025 at 8:33 AM
One day I hope humans around the world can end the violence and settle our differences with a pie fight
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Grant me the serenity to accept the enemies I cannot defeat, the strength to defeat the ones I can, and the wisdom to stop taking Jenga so seriously
December 3, 2025 at 8:38 AM
Grant me the serenity to accept the enemies I cannot defeat, the strength to defeat the ones I can, and the wisdom to stop taking Jenga so seriously
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has anyone ever told you how beautiful I am?
December 3, 2025 at 6:15 AM
has anyone ever told you how beautiful I am?
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The complaint names Pete Hegseth as the perpetrator, saying he “was responsible for ordering the bombing of boats like those of Alejandro Carranza Medina and the murder of all those on such boats.” It also claims that Hegseth’s conduct was “ratified” by Trump.
www.cnn.com/2025/12/02/a...
www.cnn.com/2025/12/02/a...
Colombian family files first known formal complaint over deadly US strike in Caribbean | CNN
The family of a Colombian man believed to have been killed in a US strike in the Caribbean has filed what’s believed to be the first complaint against such attacks with the Inter-American Commission o...
www.cnn.com
December 3, 2025 at 4:43 AM
The complaint names Pete Hegseth as the perpetrator, saying he “was responsible for ordering the bombing of boats like those of Alejandro Carranza Medina and the murder of all those on such boats.” It also claims that Hegseth’s conduct was “ratified” by Trump.
www.cnn.com/2025/12/02/a...
www.cnn.com/2025/12/02/a...
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My expertise these days is in countering anti-abortion organizing. Earlier this year Leonard Leo and other monied fuckos invested tens of millions in ostensible door-knocking and anti-abortion messaging campaigns, specificially in Virginia, and they lost hilariously despite said investment
Pro-Life Coalition Launches $30 Million Pro-Life Venture Fund to Protect Unborn
Bereit previously founded and led the international pro-life 40 Days for Life and serves as a member of the Equal Rights Institute’s board of advisers.
www.ncregister.com
December 3, 2025 at 3:03 AM
My expertise these days is in countering anti-abortion organizing. Earlier this year Leonard Leo and other monied fuckos invested tens of millions in ostensible door-knocking and anti-abortion messaging campaigns, specificially in Virginia, and they lost hilariously despite said investment
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Democratic Leader Hakeem Jeffries: “Strong floor, no ceiling”
Colombian President Gustavo Petro: “A clan of pedophiles wants to destroy our democracy.”
Colombian President Gustavo Petro: “A clan of pedophiles wants to destroy our democracy.”
December 3, 2025 at 6:53 AM
Democratic Leader Hakeem Jeffries: “Strong floor, no ceiling”
Colombian President Gustavo Petro: “A clan of pedophiles wants to destroy our democracy.”
Colombian President Gustavo Petro: “A clan of pedophiles wants to destroy our democracy.”
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throwback to another beach find
major life update: went to the beach following high tide and found a message in a bottle.
December 3, 2025 at 8:11 AM
throwback to another beach find