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mental illness is like Lay's potato chips: I can't have just one
February 12, 2026 at 8:14 AM
mental illness is like Lay's potato chips: I can't have just one
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The final exam at clown school is murder
November 18, 2024 at 7:05 PM
The final exam at clown school is murder
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what if I went to sleep at a reasonable hour, what then?
February 12, 2026 at 7:56 AM
what if I went to sleep at a reasonable hour, what then?
ME: okay, how about this: a drama involving a pair of male sheep. we'll call it Bleated Rivalry
BOSS: just finish clearing out your desk
BOSS: just finish clearing out your desk
February 12, 2026 at 8:05 AM
ME: okay, how about this: a drama involving a pair of male sheep. we'll call it Bleated Rivalry
BOSS: just finish clearing out your desk
BOSS: just finish clearing out your desk
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Laying in bed fantasising about being a hexagon cos I need more sides to sleep on
January 16, 2026 at 11:56 PM
Laying in bed fantasising about being a hexagon cos I need more sides to sleep on
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"This. Is. Jeopardy."
Me: *wrestling Johnny Gilbert to the ground* That's not in the form of a question
Me: *wrestling Johnny Gilbert to the ground* That's not in the form of a question
February 9, 2026 at 8:02 PM
"This. Is. Jeopardy."
Me: *wrestling Johnny Gilbert to the ground* That's not in the form of a question
Me: *wrestling Johnny Gilbert to the ground* That's not in the form of a question
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bluesky spitposter: [asks question in earnest]
the comments: [1000 replies that are political as fuck; no one actually answers the question]
the comments: [1000 replies that are political as fuck; no one actually answers the question]
February 9, 2026 at 11:43 PM
bluesky spitposter: [asks question in earnest]
the comments: [1000 replies that are political as fuck; no one actually answers the question]
the comments: [1000 replies that are political as fuck; no one actually answers the question]
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GIMME A G
GIMME AN R
GIMME AN O
GIMME AN S
GIMME AN S
WHATS THAT SPELL
THE ENTIRE HUMAN EXPERIENCE BECAUSE WERE ALL KINDA EW
GIMME AN R
GIMME AN O
GIMME AN S
GIMME AN S
WHATS THAT SPELL
THE ENTIRE HUMAN EXPERIENCE BECAUSE WERE ALL KINDA EW
February 12, 2026 at 7:35 AM
GIMME A G
GIMME AN R
GIMME AN O
GIMME AN S
GIMME AN S
WHATS THAT SPELL
THE ENTIRE HUMAN EXPERIENCE BECAUSE WERE ALL KINDA EW
GIMME AN R
GIMME AN O
GIMME AN S
GIMME AN S
WHATS THAT SPELL
THE ENTIRE HUMAN EXPERIENCE BECAUSE WERE ALL KINDA EW
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The only biosphere in the known universe capable of supporting human life is being turned into a hell planet because most of Earth's governments refuse to stop trying to satisfy the insatiable greed of a plutocracy composed of people who already have more money than they could spend in 20 lifetimes.
Point of no return: a hellish ‘hothouse Earth’ getting closer, scientists say
Continued global heating could set irreversible course by triggering climate tipping points, but most people unaware
www.theguardian.com
February 12, 2026 at 7:12 AM
The only biosphere in the known universe capable of supporting human life is being turned into a hell planet because most of Earth's governments refuse to stop trying to satisfy the insatiable greed of a plutocracy composed of people who already have more money than they could spend in 20 lifetimes.
when everyone connected to the Epstein files is held accountable, prosecuted, and punished to the fullest extent of the human imagination
February 12, 2026 at 7:47 AM
when everyone connected to the Epstein files is held accountable, prosecuted, and punished to the fullest extent of the human imagination
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Over on threads someone just use ai;dr and we all need to adopt that right quick
February 11, 2026 at 7:56 PM
Over on threads someone just use ai;dr and we all need to adopt that right quick
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been watching the olympics and i think i found a solution to the male loneliness crisis
February 11, 2026 at 10:48 PM
been watching the olympics and i think i found a solution to the male loneliness crisis
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Someone called it Seated Rivalry
been watching the olympics and i think i found a solution to the male loneliness crisis
February 12, 2026 at 12:22 AM
Someone called it Seated Rivalry
BREAKING: America Takes Gold Medal in Most Embarrassing Country Olympic Event
February 12, 2026 at 7:34 AM
BREAKING: America Takes Gold Medal in Most Embarrassing Country Olympic Event
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Hello FTL my friend
I've come to jump with you again
Cause the toasters came slowly creeping
While all but Gaeta were sleeping
DRADIS warning, alert Adama, new contact
They're fracking back
It is the Sound
of Cylons
I've come to jump with you again
Cause the toasters came slowly creeping
While all but Gaeta were sleeping
DRADIS warning, alert Adama, new contact
They're fracking back
It is the Sound
of Cylons
February 12, 2026 at 7:10 AM
Hello FTL my friend
I've come to jump with you again
Cause the toasters came slowly creeping
While all but Gaeta were sleeping
DRADIS warning, alert Adama, new contact
They're fracking back
It is the Sound
of Cylons
I've come to jump with you again
Cause the toasters came slowly creeping
While all but Gaeta were sleeping
DRADIS warning, alert Adama, new contact
They're fracking back
It is the Sound
of Cylons
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Fuck this actual reality.
February 12, 2026 at 7:11 AM
Fuck this actual reality.
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I guess he showed her attackofthefanboy.com/true-crime/a...
'Are you scared now?': 79 year-old Florida Man pulls a gun on Walmart worker over 'bad attitude' | Attack of the Fanboy
Gramps got a bit too riled up.
attackofthefanboy.com
February 12, 2026 at 7:14 AM
I guess he showed her attackofthefanboy.com/true-crime/a...
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Lucy got that Tuesday feeling
October 8, 2024 at 9:48 AM
Lucy got that Tuesday feeling
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Saw the Melania doc last night and it was surprisingly fun, just her and the Jackass gang doing dangerous pranks. I didn’t even know they were all friends! Anyway Mel burned her left arm off but was a great sport about it.
January 30, 2026 at 1:42 PM
Saw the Melania doc last night and it was surprisingly fun, just her and the Jackass gang doing dangerous pranks. I didn’t even know they were all friends! Anyway Mel burned her left arm off but was a great sport about it.
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ME: whenever i make fried eggs the yolks break but when i make scrambled eggs they don’t
ALANIS MORISSETTE: i’m sorry but the lyrics are already done
ALANIS MORISSETTE: i’m sorry but the lyrics are already done
February 1, 2026 at 6:59 PM
ME: whenever i make fried eggs the yolks break but when i make scrambled eggs they don’t
ALANIS MORISSETTE: i’m sorry but the lyrics are already done
ALANIS MORISSETTE: i’m sorry but the lyrics are already done
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Since the built in ‘copaganda’ inherent in how most true crime is told was pointed out to me, it’s become hard not to notice and/or near impossible to for me to unsee
February 3, 2026 at 2:21 AM
Since the built in ‘copaganda’ inherent in how most true crime is told was pointed out to me, it’s become hard not to notice and/or near impossible to for me to unsee
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people just come on the internet and say all kinds of nonsense
February 4, 2026 at 1:22 AM
people just come on the internet and say all kinds of nonsense