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· Feb 10
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Dropkicka en fascist om dagen, det är bra för magen!
February 12, 2026 at 10:55 AM
Dropkicka en fascist om dagen, det är bra för magen!
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You can’t offload emotional labor. Believe me, I’ve tried
February 11, 2026 at 8:50 PM
You can’t offload emotional labor. Believe me, I’ve tried
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Bad Bunny = frontman
Kid Rock = affrontman
Kid Rock = affrontman
February 12, 2026 at 10:46 AM
Bad Bunny = frontman
Kid Rock = affrontman
Kid Rock = affrontman
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here's hoping our robot overlords will be marginally better than our current human overlords
February 12, 2026 at 9:11 AM
here's hoping our robot overlords will be marginally better than our current human overlords
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What's so amazing about Jim Henson as a puppeteer is that he could literally be explaining that Kermit is made out of felt and ping pong balls and yet Kermit still feels alive the whole time he's doing it
February 11, 2026 at 10:03 PM
What's so amazing about Jim Henson as a puppeteer is that he could literally be explaining that Kermit is made out of felt and ping pong balls and yet Kermit still feels alive the whole time he's doing it
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omg they even ate the bones
June 29, 2025 at 7:06 PM
omg they even ate the bones
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*holding a press conference* i did not cahoot with that man
February 11, 2026 at 6:07 PM
*holding a press conference* i did not cahoot with that man
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Death sits in a corner at a Starbucks and tastes a pumpkin spice latte for the first time. “It’s actually quite good,” he muses to himself. The name written on his cup says “Derp”.
January 31, 2026 at 2:58 PM
Death sits in a corner at a Starbucks and tastes a pumpkin spice latte for the first time. “It’s actually quite good,” he muses to himself. The name written on his cup says “Derp”.
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@woodyluvscoffee.bsky.social happy birthday! thank you very much! (Kumail Nanjani ref) 🎁🎉🎈
but fr fr I hope it’s been an awesome day friend ♥️
but fr fr I hope it’s been an awesome day friend ♥️
February 12, 2026 at 2:21 AM
@woodyluvscoffee.bsky.social happy birthday! thank you very much! (Kumail Nanjani ref) 🎁🎉🎈
but fr fr I hope it’s been an awesome day friend ♥️
but fr fr I hope it’s been an awesome day friend ♥️
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a corn dog gives birth to a bunch of baby corn dogs
would you eat them and how quickly
would you eat them and how quickly
February 12, 2026 at 8:30 AM
a corn dog gives birth to a bunch of baby corn dogs
would you eat them and how quickly
would you eat them and how quickly
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A dresser inside a museum in New York City has been discovered as a secret stop on the Underground Railroad — the first of its kind discovered in Manhattan in over 100 years
February 11, 2026 at 3:43 AM
A dresser inside a museum in New York City has been discovered as a secret stop on the Underground Railroad — the first of its kind discovered in Manhattan in over 100 years
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chicken proverb: if you want to run around fast, do it headless. if you want to run around far, do it headed.
February 11, 2026 at 6:56 PM
chicken proverb: if you want to run around fast, do it headless. if you want to run around far, do it headed.
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anyone who has been close to a narcissist will immediately recognize Pam Bondi's outsized reaction to being accused of a flaw. in poker we call that a 'tell'
February 11, 2026 at 8:45 PM
anyone who has been close to a narcissist will immediately recognize Pam Bondi's outsized reaction to being accused of a flaw. in poker we call that a 'tell'
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Been saying "uh oh" a worrying amount lately
February 11, 2026 at 2:04 PM
Been saying "uh oh" a worrying amount lately
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This is the only Board of Peace I'm interested in...
January 25, 2026 at 12:33 AM
This is the only Board of Peace I'm interested in...
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adopt don’t shop muppets: thread
February 5, 2026 at 3:15 AM
adopt don’t shop muppets: thread
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Just hear me out: Cleated Rivalry, but the hockey is soccer!
ME: okay, how about this: a drama involving a pair of male sheep. we'll call it Bleated Rivalry
BOSS: just finish clearing out your desk
BOSS: just finish clearing out your desk
February 12, 2026 at 8:20 AM
Just hear me out: Cleated Rivalry, but the hockey is soccer!
mental illness is like Lay's potato chips: I can't have just one
February 12, 2026 at 8:14 AM
mental illness is like Lay's potato chips: I can't have just one
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The final exam at clown school is murder
November 18, 2024 at 7:05 PM
The final exam at clown school is murder
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what if I went to sleep at a reasonable hour, what then?
February 12, 2026 at 7:56 AM
what if I went to sleep at a reasonable hour, what then?
ME: okay, how about this: a drama involving a pair of male sheep. we'll call it Bleated Rivalry
BOSS: just finish clearing out your desk
BOSS: just finish clearing out your desk
February 12, 2026 at 8:05 AM
ME: okay, how about this: a drama involving a pair of male sheep. we'll call it Bleated Rivalry
BOSS: just finish clearing out your desk
BOSS: just finish clearing out your desk
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Laying in bed fantasising about being a hexagon cos I need more sides to sleep on
January 16, 2026 at 11:56 PM
Laying in bed fantasising about being a hexagon cos I need more sides to sleep on
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"This. Is. Jeopardy."
Me: *wrestling Johnny Gilbert to the ground* That's not in the form of a question
Me: *wrestling Johnny Gilbert to the ground* That's not in the form of a question
February 9, 2026 at 8:02 PM
"This. Is. Jeopardy."
Me: *wrestling Johnny Gilbert to the ground* That's not in the form of a question
Me: *wrestling Johnny Gilbert to the ground* That's not in the form of a question
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bluesky spitposter: [asks question in earnest]
the comments: [1000 replies that are political as fuck; no one actually answers the question]
the comments: [1000 replies that are political as fuck; no one actually answers the question]
February 9, 2026 at 11:43 PM
bluesky spitposter: [asks question in earnest]
the comments: [1000 replies that are political as fuck; no one actually answers the question]
the comments: [1000 replies that are political as fuck; no one actually answers the question]
